"Detected that your body fat percentage is too low, we have changed your meal for you, I wish you a pleasant meal."

Wang Xu stared at the broccoli on the plate and was replaced with pork knuckle in sauce, and was speechless for a while.

"What are you doing, I finally came to the canteen once, didn't let me eat meat, bullied the fat man, did I have no human rights?"

Hearing Chen Bo's scolding, Wang Xu stared at the plate and exchanged glances, and the two of them understood and happily exchanged meat and vegetables.

"Poof—no, you're too tired of this, and that's not how you do it."

A mouthful of sauce flowed in Chen Bo's mouth, making people's facial expressions twitch and twist into a lump.

Wang Xu ate cabbage unhurriedly, shrugged helplessly: "So, the artificial intellectual disability is worthy of its reputation, maybe because the sauce elbow is expensive, so I got this dish, or maybe the kitchen just made this, so it was arranged for me by the way." ”

"After so long of machine learning, haven't you figured out people's dietary preferences?" Chen Bo scraped off the grease on the surface with a spoon and swallowed the white rice little by little.

"People's dietary preferences will change, just like I used to love hot sauce, but now I am disgusted when I see it, and the speed of learning cannot keep up with the speed of my change, which is one of the reasons."

"Another reason is that due to economic considerations, the output ratio of input here is obviously not drawn, and almost all the projects being promoted are linked to people's livelihood projects, and few companies take the initiative to do it."

Wang Xu poked the well-cooked steak with chopsticks and divided half of it to Chen Bo.

"You are pitiful, there is no oil and water in a few dishes, is it that the recent figure has been neglected again."

Chen Bo pinched his already layered Michelin fat, and said sullenly: "That's the system specifically for me, and I won't eat in the canteen in the future." ”

The two of them were seated right next to the fried chicken restaurant, and the fragrant smell of cumin mixed into the dishes with the air, and the more Chen Bo ate, the more tasteless he felt.

"Why don't you wait for the whole fried chicken to go back to the dorm?"

"Aren't you trying to lose weight? Not less? Ready to declare defeat? Wang Xu directly came to a three-pronged question.

Chen Bo retreated and said: "Then a chicken rice flower, it's not in the way, where can I eat enough for this order, and only when I am full can I have the strength to lose weight." ”

"Haha, why do you always discuss with me, buy it if you want, don't wronged yourself." Wang Xu cleaned up the remnants of the meal and waited for Chen Bo to eat and drink.

"That's what you said, I'll be buying some sugar water later." Chen Bo took a few bites, and the remaining half of the two meals were lying alone on the plate.

"Huh?" Wang Xu noticed an old acquaintance passing by, and his eyes were attracted to the past.

"Why is this intent-blank expression, is it seeing a beautiful woman? Don't be so straight with your eyes, the first impression on people will not be good, you have to pretend to be not so deliberate, and you should glance at it casually. ”

Chen Bo embarrassedly performed his clumsy acting skills, he first deliberately got the chopsticks into the aisle, and then pretended to bend down to pick them up, and his eyes looked in the direction of Wang Xu just now.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, if you look at it, you will die.

"Where do I think I've seen it? Who's here? I should have an impression of a normal, beautiful girl. ”

"Heh, you're here, you don't reply to the message, fortunately I found it with the location." He Qiqi asked coldly.

"Positioning? What positioning? Where did you get that from? ”

Chen Bo's focus is a little strange, compared to the menacing Princess Kiki, he is more concerned about his privacy, in case it is not only the location information that is leaked, but also other property information will be troublesome.

He Qiqi held her breath and patiently explained with a straight face: "You forgot, the last time you had the Qixi Festival, you said that you would let me know where you were anytime and anywhere, so you opened up the permission to view the location of your bracelet to me." ”

"Isn't it, am I so stupid?"

Chen Bo licked the oil from the corners of his mouth, he didn't have an impression of this, it must be the historical debt left by the previous one, compared to such a trivial matter as hanging the department, the thunder on the love field is much more difficult to deal with, and if you are not careful, you will surprise yourself.

"Stop talking nonsense, where's my shoes?"

"Shoes? Which pair? I've given you a lot of pairs. Chen Bo began to play Tai Chi, but his barren family couldn't stand the toss, and he wanted to take money out of his pocket, but there was no door.

"AJ, red AJ." He Qiqi's hands were scratching in the air, as if she would choke Chen Bo's neck in the next second.

"I don't know, maybe it hasn't arrived yet." Chen Bo pretended to be confused.

Wang Xu, who was watching the play quietly on the side, couldn't die, and directly put his feet in He Qiqi's sight.

"Isn't this pair, it fits perfectly."

"You.... You... You"

He Qiqi gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, but quickly regained her senses and turned to the coquettish offensive.

"I hate it, why do you give the shoes you gave to others to wear to your roommates, and that's not how you want to try on shoes."

"No, he gave it to me."

Wang Xu didn't die, and made up for it.

At this moment, the eyes of the two of them were thrown at Chen Bo in unison, and Chen Bo's hands were flickering back and forth like windshield wipers, and they could not find an explanation that could satisfy both parties.

However, the "empathetic" He Qiqi took the lead in solving the siege and said: "I know, you think it's inappropriate, and you want to give me a better gift, right?" ”

"No, my roommate said that I won't send it this year, and I won't send it in the future."

Wang Xu made up for it again, so that the situation that was finally eased fell to the freezing point again.

"Yes, yes, I think a person's spending power should still be linked to their own income, students can't use such good things, and it's not advisable to consume ahead of time."

was forced to do this, Chen Bo simply broke the jar and broke it, and preached He Qiqi in the tone of an old-timer.

But He Qiqi still didn't give up, and sat directly in a row with Chen Bo, thoughtfully scooping up the rice and feeding it to his mouth.

"I'm not eating, stop." Chen Bo shouted to stop this immoral behavior, he moved a few positions in the opposite direction, and the other party immediately followed.

"Look at my withered yellow face, do you know the days when I was hungry?"

"Isn't that because of your matte makeup? The lights in the cateen are already dim, so it's not surprising that this angle of view. Every time Wang Xu speaks, it always brings unexpected results, and this time Chen Bo still doesn't know how to answer.

"Are you asking for money, asking for a lot of money." Chen Bo asked.

"No, I don't want money, I want you." He Qiqi said it sincerely, and almost didn't spit out the pork knuckle that Chen Bo had just eaten.

"Good guy, my ATM is not about the same as money, don't you want to say it so high-sounding." Chen Bo finished muttering in his heart, and suddenly had an idea.

"Either you go substitute and I'll introduce you to resources."

He Qiqi smiled and said, "I don't even take my own classes, and I still substitute for them." ”

"Then I don't care, if you want money, you can do it, you can hang the name of a keyboard app....."

"No, if you find out, you may be placed on probation." Wang Xu interrupted.

"Then hang Chen Bo's right... Gossip Girl..."Chen Bo couldn't think of a suitable title for a while.

"Chen Bo's twin sister." Wang Xu said something that was probably the most useful thing for this meal.

"Huh? This? ”