Demon Spirit Realm Hanging Mountain Chapter 0036 Insult us, you are simply stupid!
Zhaoyao Street is the most famous custom street in the Xiangdu of the New Territories, and it is also the practical hunting place for the two masters and apprentices of Muhua.
It is often Mu Qingying who leads out hooligans with her proud figure and beautiful appearance, and then Hua Can's appearance to eliminate violence and peace, I don't know if there are too many bad people in Xiangdu, or Mu Qingying is indeed too much to attract bees and butterflies, although this trick is old-fashioned, they have tried it repeatedly.
However, since the three brothers who were engaged in the trouble appeared, the two of them have not used this routine again, but they didn't expect to reappear yesterday in the barbarian town of the demon spirit world today.
A sturdy tiger monster took the lead in blocking their way, and said directly: "Beautiful fox girl, hello Zhengjia, we are a perfect match, return to the house with me, and give birth to a nest!" ”
He speaks the language of the barbarians, although there are many languages of Hua Canhui, but this barbarian language is not very familiar, because the most important language in the demon world is still human language, and the demon spirits who are a little higher grade are all authentic Wangjing dialects, and only those who are not in the stream speak the barbarian language.
Having said that, from the tiger monster's obscene expression and the intonation of the stream, it is not difficult to guess that it is to plot against the beautiful master.
I have to say, very bold!
Mu Qingying, who was disturbed from shopping, was very unhappy, and blurted out in authentic barbarian language, "You thin dick stupid, what nonsense you talk about, I really have enough decrepit people to go out and touch you!" ”
I rub it, she can actually speak barbarian?
Hua Can's understanding of this sentence, after all, 'fine cock' doesn't sound like a friendly word.
As expected, the tiger monster was furious when he heard this, and the other barbarian demons around him also laughed and laughed.
"It's a stupid guy to be talked about! There are enough pokes. ”
"Shameless! It's home! ”
"Praise the fox beauty! Spicy! ”
The sarcastic words embarrassed the tiger monster and roared, "Shut up! I'm a hundred-mile bastar, you laugh at me for not being enough coffee, don't break the chicken here! ”
As soon as these words came out, two werewolves jumped out of the barbarian demon group and competed with each other: "What's the matter?!" My two brothers are also Shili Weizai, and they are not afraid of you, a hundred miles of tyrants, insulting us, you are simply stupid! ”
The tiger monster was even angrier: "Stay north! You are hostile to me, and you are losing blood! Die! ”
The two werewolf brothers: "Roar! Let's fight! Let my two brothers send you to the sky, swallow my wolf claws! ”
"Iron Shattered Palm!"
"Tiger Roaring Fist!"
“......”
After a few words of quarrel, the tiger monster fought with the two werewolves, and they really fought as they said.
These barbarian big guys, although their language is strange and incomprehensible, but their strength is not weak, their fists are to the flesh, the range of action is extremely large, and the destructive power is very strong, smashing a lot of paved houses, and also affecting many innocent people who watch the excitement.
The affected people are also very bloody, no matter what kind of combat power they have, they swarm into the battle circle, and if they can't squeeze in, they grab the items around them and throw them wildly, and the whole street is in chaos.
Hua Can, who really didn't expect this to be the result, saw that it had escalated into a group brawl, so she hurriedly pulled Mu Qingying to escape.
Running out of the town in one breath, Hua Can was a little speechless: "Mess around, the barbarian demon spirit is simply stupid, you and I are weak enough." ”
Mu Qingying laughed: "Wow, apprentice, you learn very quickly, you know the barbarian language." ”
Hua Can said angrily: "It's not high-tech, I didn't bother to learn it before, but we can't go back, where are we going next?" ”
"I don't know, let's take a look first."
Anyway, they couldn't find the whereabouts of the fox clan for a while, so the two of them went all the way west along a stone road that was not very wide.
The civilization level of the demon spirit world is still in the era of cultivation, there are many crops along the stone road, some rabbit demons and minotaurs are working hard, simple and plain, full of local atmosphere, and the appearance of Han Han looks very absurd and nonsense.
It was noon, and the master and apprentice were walking and nibbling on turnips, which Hua Can stole from the roadside field, which was quite sweet, and this was the third one he ate.
"Apprentice, we are foxes, not rabbits, we eat rabbits, chewing radishes is a few meanings, you see where there is smoke nearby, go for the teacher to make a fate." Mu Qingying is not used to eating radish.
"Don't you say it's smoking in front of you, walking?"
The two of them trotted all the way to the smoke place, which was a dilapidated pavilion, and a monkey demon was cooking soup on the fire.
Monkey Demon, is the demon spirit world combat power is quite high of the race, a large number and strong strength, known as the 'law body two unique', proficient in powerful spells and strong and domineering body arts, the most famous are, Ming Ling, nine ears, through the back of these three branches, in the ten heavenly demon kings of the Heavenly Demon Dynasty, 'nine ears and nine changes' Monkey Demon King ranked third.
The monkey demon in front of him is a Ming Ling series, but the shape is a little chic.
First of all, he is dressed as a scholar, and he can't let go of the paper fan and scarf, and secondly, he should be a scum with five combat power, and he is even in a hurry for such a small thing as cooking soup, and his face is so black that he is smoky, and the scroll is almost set on fire.
In the wilderness, seeing two fox demons, the monkey demon scholar was timid at first, and after several exchanges with the male fox, he relaxed his vigilance.
"Please sit down, I will have this soup in a moment, and I can share it with you."
In the end, it is a Sven person, who speaks much more classy than those big and rough people of the barbarians, Hua Can introduced herself: "Thank you, contemptible Hua Can, this is the clumsy Jing Qingying, dare to ask what Brother Tai is called?" ”
Mu Qingying, who was forced to CP, complained about "Clumsy Jing? Clumsy sister, my mother is so beautiful! There is no objection to the relationship between the two.
The monkey demon didn't understand this modern language, and smiled awkwardly: "My name is Kong Caichen, and it's a pleasure to meet the two of you." ”
After chatting for a while, Hua Can knew that this monkey demon was actually a scholar, and the purpose of this trip was to go to the township.
Hua Can was very surprised that there was such a system similar to the imperial examination in the demon spirit world, in his concept, monsters, of course, were fighting to win and kill, and they were actually engaged in this set of articles, which was incredible.
Hua Can: "Brother Kong, isn't your Mingling family very powerful, there are many big demons, it's not good to do something, why choose a profession like a scholar, you also know that this world is not peaceful, and it's good to know martial arts and spells, let's meet in Pingshui, I also said this out of good intentions." ”
In the face of the kind reminder, Kong Caichen had a look of disdain, "Do scholars have to let people eat meat?" You must know that scholars kill people, but there are millions of corpses! ”
Just you? Still ambush millions?
Hua Can looked at the monkey demon again, and she didn't expect that this guy looked gentle and humble, but he had such courage in his bones.
"Besides, I'm not a scholar to kill people, you're right, there are indeed many barbarians in the demon spirit world today, and the strong are respected, and there are many people who kill decisively, tyrannically, and ruthlessly, but so what? Have we taken advantage of the battle with the human world? ”
Hua Can was asked stupidly, "Uh..."
Kong Caichen replied for him: "No! ”
"Is it because we are not strong in combat? Are we greedy for life and afraid of death? Neither! It is because the process of our civilization is lagging behind, and our natural superiority can be made up for by various strange techniques, and if we are backward, we will be beaten, which is an eternal truth. ”
It's amazing, this demon monkey actually has such a brilliant opinion, if it is his own comprehension, it is not an exaggeration to call it a genius.
Hua Can's admired five-body cast, but Mu Qingying didn't buy it.
Buddha took the wrong script and said: "You monkey head, you speak all the unabashed, let me ask you, first, how much time does it take to catch up with the process of civilization?" How much does it cost? Did you know; Second, the era of change must be driven by new technologies or new ideas, whether you have them; Third, how can you, who are powerless, realize your ideas in this world full of demons? Will you be able to survive an inch! If you are backward, you will be beaten, and if you don't have the strength, you will be beaten, you know! ”
Mu Qingying's three questions pierced the heart, Kong Caichen was dumbfounded, and after a while, he said: "The gentleman has something to do and something not to do, my generation of scholars should set their hearts for heaven and earth, and set up their lives for the people, think they dare not think, dare not do for them, even if they are not recovered, these things, there must be some people who try to do them, and those scholars do not do it, and they still expect those stupid brute demons?" ”
Awesome, awesome, Hua Can, almost applauded for Kong Caichen, and couldn't help but sigh, these days, is even a monkey's consciousness so golden?
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