Demon Realm Diary, Day 1, Sunny.

"Today, I met a Ming Ling demon monkey, far-sighted, profound, everything I think is related to a world of events, forcing the light to shine, looking back at my usual depraved and corrupt style, it is simply a shame to judge and shame, after returning to the college, I must study diligently and serve the college; So far, no trace of the fox clan has been found, and the work of the club has been kicked to the iron plate, I am Hua Can, and I am now confused. ”

This diary report was written by Hua Can, in order to shirk responsibility in the future, he already had a hunch that the report of the fox beauties would end in vain, so it was necessary to do a good job of foreshadowing from the beginning.

On the first day, he lost confidence in the mission, thanks to Kong Caichen's words.

After meeting this scholar monkey, the clueless master and apprentice simply pushed the boat down the river to walk with him.

When asked about the fox clan by Hua Can's side knock, Kong Caichen said: "There are indeed rumors of the fox clan in this area, but that was a hundred years ago, a hundred years ago, there was a lonely clan living in the hanging mountain three hundred miles away, acting peacefully and low-key and not fighting outside, but one day, there was suddenly a mountain shaking blue light into the sky, I don't know what treasures in the world, so it attracted thousands of miles of the big demon strong people of all races to rob, the fox clan whose homeland was violated rose up to resist, although the strength was superb, but there were many opponents, and it was not weak, In the end, it was tragically destroyed, and believe me, there is nothing there there now, only ruins and sad past. ”

Damn, isn't that a bamboo basket for water?

The two of them, whose hopes were shattered, had to treat this operation as a trip to the other world, and they had a long experience.

I've drunk all the expensive transformation potions, so it's really not cost-effective to go back like this.

The place where the demon monkey is going is called Dafeng Du, according to him, it will take about a week, so for a few days the three of them are walking in the wilderness to rest, fortunately, although the demon monkey is deeply poisoned, it is also well-read, constantly telling some interesting rumors about the demon world, and the journey is not too lonely.

On the third day, they finally arrived at dusk in a populated place, an ancient monastery. The blue tile stone wall, the pier pillar vault, the style is somewhat like Romanesque architecture, and the colored clay porcelain tiles bear the afterglow of the sunset, which looks holy and dignified.

", what a heavy demon!" Mu Qingying suddenly came out of nowhere.

Hua Can glanced at her and whispered: "Hey, hey, you can figure it out, we are in the demon spirit world, and if the demon spirit is not heavy, there will be a chicken." ”

"Oh, ho, ho... Oh yes. ”

Kong Caichen stepped forward and knocked on the door, and soon the door opened, it was a Taoist aunt who was carrying incense, and her body was shrouded in a white robe, revealing only a pair of eyes, which was fragrant, giving people a sense of solemnity and mystery.

After some conversation, Aunt Dao led them into the courtyard.

The exterior of the monastery is old, but the inside is very well preserved, the ancient trees and old wells, the murals and sculptures, are beautiful, although the flowers are not easy to see and appreciate, but they can also appreciate the beauty.

"It just so happens that you have come here today to be the monthly evangelistic meeting in the seminary, and after the meal, please be sure to attend." After Aunt Dao finished explaining, she left.

Seeing her go away, Mu Qingying smiled and said, "Xianggong, look at the way she walks, twisting and swinging, it should be a snake demon." ”

Mu Hua and the two are now husband and wife, so they are commensurate with each other, "I don't care what kind of monster she is, lady, aren't you hungry, hurry up and eat." ”

I hadn't eaten anything decent for a few days, and now I couldn't do anything else, and the monastery provided vegetarian food, which tasted excellent, and finally had a full meal.

After the meal, the three of them were led to a spacious hall, on both sides of which several white-robed Dao aunts stood with incense in their hands, and there were many other demon spirits in the hall, snakes, scorpions, tigers and leopards were all available, and the number was not less than a hundred.

The three of them stood at the end, they were the first time they had participated in this kind of evangelistic conference, and it felt very fresh.

After a while, as the master of ceremonies called a demonic voice, three monsters dressed as priests appeared on the stage in front of the main hall, and the one headed by him was wearing a red robe, which should be the identity of a bishop.

A deer demon beside the bishop took the lead in stepping forward, stretched out his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then spoke, "Good evening, old and new demons. ”

Demons: "Good, good, very good!" ”

it? What's the situation? Hua Can was startled by this Qi Qi shout, how did the picture in front of her feel a little familiar! hurriedly glanced at the beautiful master, and found that she was also confused.

Deer Demon: "Given that there are some new friends joining, we may not be comfortable yet, let's play a little game to relax first, shall we?" ”

Demons: "Good! ”

Deer Demon: "Come, listen to my slogan, follow me, first put your hand on the head of your friend in front of you, come, prepare~ start, touch your head~, don't worry about everything~." ”

Demons: "Touch your head~, don't worry about everything~." ”

Deer Demon: "Touch your head~, a lot of oil~." ”

Demons: "Touch your head~, a lot of oil~." ”

Deer Demon: "Pat your back~, get up early and go to bed early~." ”

Demons: "Pat you on the back~, get up early and go to bed early~"

Deer Demon: "Touch your hand..."

Demons: "..."

With the call of the deer demon, the monsters combined in pairs and interacted with each other, and their movements were extremely neat, and it was definitely not the first time that they had done it.

Hua Can's jaw dropped, and she was even more sure of her previous thoughts, "Your sister, is this a sermon or a pyramid scheme!" Doesn't it mean that the demon spirit world is very backward? And this high-end operation? ”

Kong Caichen was puzzled: "What is a pyramid scheme?" ”

Hua Can, regardless of whether he understood it or not, explained: "It's a means of brainwashing, similar to the current situation." ”

Then, more brainwashing came.

After the end of the relaxation game, the deer demon took the lead in applauding, and in a burst of cheers and tsunamis, the cardinal appeared on the stage, and the first sentence he said was the classic line: "What made you and I meet here?" ”

Demons: "It's you!" ”

Bishop: "Is it fate?" ”

Demons: "It's you!" ”

Bishop: "Is it a coincidence?" ”

Demons: "It's you!! ”

Bishop: "Is it me?" ”

Demons: "It's you!!! ”

The bishop excitedly stretched out his finger and spun in circles: "That's right! It's you! It's you! It's you! It's yourselves! Applause rang out, hello to you who have been trying to be better! ”

Good, good, good...

Bang bang ...

The tide of applause came and went, mixed with loud whistles, and the monsters' emotions were ignited, and their eyes were fiery, as if they could shoot out golden light at any time, and all of them had a crazy atmosphere.

Damn chickens, these demons are going crazy!

"We don't talk nonsense, there is a saint invited!"

"Holy Maiden! Saint! Holy Maiden..."

The monsters' commotion is wave after wave, in countless shouts, four fat and strong centaur warriors pushed the door into the field, they were majestic with neat steps, holding a gorgeous luan couch with their shoulders, a banshee sleeping on the side lay lazily on it, pointed ears and long tail, chest and buttocks, it turned out to be a fox demon!

Hua Can's suddenly felt like a peak was turning, Ness! The ups and downs of life are too exciting, and there is a drama to complete the club tasks!

The centaur warriors walked forward slowly, and the monsters on both sides frantically swarmed up, shouting the name of the saint, hoarsely, wanting to shake hands with her, a picture of brainless fans.

When they walked to the center of the hall, the centaurs stopped, and the female fox demon in the sleeping posture jumped up, rolling in the air flexibly, and at the same time, the centaurs scattered left and right, and those demons quickly filled the gap, and quickly built a meat bridge with their wrists with a tacit understanding.

The fox demon fell, stepped on it steadily, and after a few ups and downs, it stepped on the stage, and there was a thunderous applause from the audience.

After going on stage, the fox girl was extremely charming and blew a piece of love to the audience, "You guys are awesome!" ”

Demons: "Awesome, awesome, awesome!" ”

Kitsune: "What brought us here?" ”

Demons: "It's you!" ”

Fox Girl: "Is it fate?" ”

Demons: "It's you!" ”

Kitsune: "Is it a coincidence?" ”

Demons: "..."

Again? Is there an end to this slogan?

Hua Can pulled Mu Qingying and whispered: "Lady, otherwise, let's go, I'm afraid that if I continue like this, what should I do if I am brainwashed?" ”

Mu Qingying said firmly: "The premise of brainwashing is to have brains, you obviously don't have it, don't worry!" ”

Hua Can: "Lady, if you hit me like this again, I will have emotions again." ”

Mu Qingying: "Xianggong is good, good." ”

"But didn't they say to invite the Holy Maiden? What kind of saint is a coquettish fox girl? ”

Mu Qingying said in a tone that you are still too young, "Xianggong, you don't know this, that kind of dignified and elegant, saint in the sense of the same is no longer popular, and a boba type like her who scratches her head and poses is just right!" The market needs it, the disciples are happy, and the readers are happy, right? ”

Hua Can: "Makes sense! I didn't expect you to even know this, lady. ”

Mu Qingying: "Nonsense! In these years, who doesn't have a title, in our hometown, I am also a saint, and the pomp is bigger than her, I don't know where to go. ”

Hua Can: "Lady, you got the wrong script, and you started bragging again..."

Mu Qingying: "Yes, damn chicken, it's a show..."

......

The sermon conference in the main hall was carried out wonderfully, and the master and apprentice were both hard-hearted, and this kind of third-rate brainwashing conference could not even break the defense, and it was all like watching a play, chatting with each other or not.

What they didn't notice was that the state of their peers was quietly changing.

From the initial confusion, to the subsequent epiphany, and now to the anger, Kong Caichen's eyes became brighter and brighter, and his hands became tighter and tighter.

In the end, he couldn't take it anymore and exploded.

"Enough! You cultists! ”