Chapter 51: The Three Laws of Routines (Part II)
Rather than obscure truths, Mr. Xu prefers to use simple examples to demonstrate ideas.
Chen Bo, like most of his classmates, looks at the examples at a glance, but when it comes to practical problems, his eyes are black and he has no clue.
"Xiao Ming asked Xiaohong to go to the movies, Xiaohong said that the weather forecast was rainy tomorrow, and she didn't want to go out, Xiao Ming changed it to the day after tomorrow, and Xiaohong said that she was going to go out with her girlfriends the day after tomorrow...."
"These two people made an appointment back and forth for a few hours but didn't work out, and finally Xiao Ming had to say that he had time to make another appointment, and asked what were the interference factors that affected Xiao Ming's appointment with Xiaohong."
After Chen Bo analyzed the topic, he couldn't help but ponder, just the interference factors mentioned in the question stem, there are weather conditions, girlfriends, roommates with toothaches, pet dogs outside the school, not to mention the hidden clues that are not mentioned literally.
"It must be that Xiao Ming's girl is too frustrated, otherwise she would have made an appointment earlier."
Chen Bo opened the electronic sketchbook and listed all the possible options one by one.
"Hey, how many did you count?" Wang Xu asked.
Chen Bo roughly counted them and replied, "Twenty or so, what about you." ”
Wang Xu smiled and shook his head: "So much, hahaha, I'm a duck egg." ”
Chen Bo said with a stunned face: "Duck eggs? How can there be no distractions, aren't the ones mentioned in the stem? ”
"No, if you understand it like this, it means that you have fallen into a trap, and a semi-open-ended question like this has a small value nine times out of ten."
Wang Xu, a veteran driver, showed superb driving skills, "Whether the interference factors can be characterized is whether they can have an impact on the direction of things, and it is obvious that it will not work here." ”
"Isn't it because of the bad weather that Xiaohong doesn't go out?" Chen Bo was puzzled.
"No, no, no, this is not true, this is just a kind of prevarication by Xiaohong, in fact, no matter what time Xiao Ming makes an appointment, Xiaohong will not agree."
Wang Xu pointed to the front of the question stem and said: "The word [today], you should habitually ignore it in the process of reading, measured by real-world standards, I checked the weather forecast, and the coming week will be sunny." ”
"Your theory is untenable." Chen Bo was skeptical.
Wang Xu continued to refine the argument and said: "The day I went shopping with my girlfriend was Wednesday, there were classes at school, and then it was Thursday, I accompanied my roommate to see a dentist, and the news said that this Thursday the Dental Association held an academic seminar, and the experts were likely to go out, and there were indeed a few pet stores outside the school, but there was no Samoyed in the breed." ”
"A series of lies are enough to prove that Xiaohong actually doesn't want to go out with Xiao Ming at all."
"Are you the devil?" Chen Bo emptied his draft in shame.
Wang Xu said indifferently: "Our major, looking at things and thinking about problems can not be inferred from subjective experience, it is necessary to establish a rich knowledge reserve system, even if you don't understand, at least the thinking should be clear, after all, there are now search tools, you can easily find any resources." ”
Chen Bo savored the philosophy contained in this sentence and summarized it very well, but unfortunately I understand the truth and practice Horse Wheat Pie.
Then the teacher gave the answer to the question and Wang Xu was like a withdrawal, which impressed Chen Bo, although Brother Gongzi looked hippie and smiling, but he was not ambiguous in doing serious things, and he was worthy of the name of life.
"Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hong if she would eat ice cream, Xiao Hong wanted to drink Fat Boy Happy Water, Xiao Ming went to the vending machine to buy canned Pepsi, and Xiao Hong got angry."
The second question is still about distractions, and Chen Bo's thinking has fallen into a dead end.
"This Xiao Ming is not his Xiao Ming, this is Xiao Ming who exudes the sour smell of love, and the other is filled with the fragrance of a single dog, and the ice cream should not carry an angry pot, so the problem is Pepsi, what Xiaohong wants to drink is delicious."
Chen Bo came to a conclusion and did not forget to add: "I think Pepsi is better than Coque." ”
"Hey, several." Wang Xu ended the work at hand.
"One." Chen Bo confidently held up a finger.
"What is it?"
"Pepsi, he bought the wrong one."
"Poof~ Are you trying to laugh at me?" Wang Xu wiped the saliva that rushed out of the corner of his mouth.
"Otherwise, what could it be, this question shouldn't be duck eggs."
"The quantity is right, but unfortunately the corresponding answer is wrong." Wang Xu commented.
"At least half of it is right, I can get 50% of the marks on the exam." Chen Bo is not very demanding, it is not easy for him to live to complete the exam, and passing is an unattainable luxury.
Wang Xu corrected: "No, no, no, the exam requirements are all right, otherwise you won't get a point." ”
"Pepsi is wrong, is it possible to make ice cream a pot?"
Wang Xu rolled his eyes and said, "Why do you always limit the answer to the words given in the question stem?" ”
"I'm asking you, when can't girls eat ice stuff."
"Winter."
"I'm still knocking on it, in winter, have you ever dealt with girls?"
"Does a wrist wrench count?"
"The physiological state is not good, avoid cold and spicy and other irritating foods, Comrade Xiao Ming's comprehension ability and the fight you have, the vending machine is full of cold drinks, and he also bought canned ones, you know what I mean." Wang Xu hinted at it layer by layer.
"Got it." Chen Bo bowed slightly.
"This is the third law of routines - as long as there are routines, there must be routines contrary to them."
"The law of anti-routines?" Chen Bo pouted.
"That's right, for the sake of memory, I understand it this way, the first law is the law of existence, the second law is the law of effect, and the third law is the law of anti-routine."
Chen Bo had an epiphany: "I feel familiar with Newton's three laws. ”
"That's right, congratulations on discovering a well-known secret." If it weren't for the class, Wang Xu would have applauded and celebrated.
"In that case, then its limitations are..."Chen Bo boldly guessed that the next academic year might jump out of relative routines and quantum routines.
Wang Xu said unhurriedly: "We will learn in the future, don't hang yourself in such a hurry, Ling Chi is the best expression of our profession." ”
"Did you enjoy the process?" Chen Bo asked rhetorically.
"You can try to be an executioner." Wang Xu shrugged.
For the description of anti-routine, Mr. Xu quoted a professional annotation, "Anti-routine refers to the use of human thinking inertia and psychological characteristics in order to achieve a certain purpose, combined with internal factors, external environment, etc., and adopt methods diametrically opposed to conventional ways to achieve the desired effect." ”
"Immortal jumping is one of the conventional anti-routine methods, using the man's attempt to obsessed his mind to achieve the purpose of extorting his money."
"The teacher understands that, too." Chen Bo snorted.
Wang Xu said disapprerovingly: "Everyone is an adult, and it's not a big deal to talk about meat." ”
"I've seen on the news cases of failed fairy jumps, where the woman's phone ran out of battery, and the gunman disarmed in three minutes, and when the accomplice arrived, it was too late."
Wang Xu said seriously: "There are many types of questions that can be asked in this case, from a legal point of view, you can start to start with the immortal jumping gang and whether the man's behavior is illegal; From a physiological point of view, the mystery of male inactivity can be explored; From the knowledge learned in this class, we can analyze the interference factors of the failure of the immortal jump. ”
Chen Bo: "......"