Chapter 1185 Putting You in the Ass

"Why is it xiǎo Kumanai kù?!"

Beya's pupils trembled, trying to endure something, but in the end, she didn't succeed in patience and complained loudly.

"Actually, I've been worried about this pattern for a long time."

Artoria pondered, as if recalling the hard days when she was desperately thinking about what to embroider on it, and her eyes were a little wandering and distant.

No, it's better not to embroider anything......

I believe that Beya must be pouring out the same urge to complain as me at this time, as a victim of the inner kù pattern.

"Originally, I wanted to embroider a lion like mortal."

How big is your obsession with lions, you stupid!!

"But if you think about it, it doesn't seem appropriate to embroider a lion on the inner kù of the NV child."

You have a bit of common sense.

"What's more important is that Beya's inner kù is too xiǎo, and my skills haven't arrived at home yet, so I can't embroider it."

Is that the real reason for giving up? I beg your pardon for taking back what I just said!!

"So, I decided to do this."

In this way, as if a businessman is showing his customers his confident signature products, Artoria once again shows us the cute pure white sèxiǎo inner kù in her hand, and the cartoon bear head on the xiǎo inner kù fart is facing us, as if smiling at us.

This kind of thing can't be done, because you can't embroider a lion, so you have to embroider a bear's head, what is the cause and effect? The Buddha is crying bitterly in the three thousand worlds!!

"Because, I heard that when Fan and Beya first met, because Beya was Ren Xìng at that time, it caused a lot of trouble to Fan, and since then, the relationship between the two of you has not been very good."

Oh oh oh, black history, black history has appeared, is it finally time to remember to kill?

I turned my head and stole a glance at Beya, and found that she had her head down, and she didn't make a sound to refute, and her pretty face was full of remorse.

How to say that...... When I met Beya for the first time, this girl's xìng grid was indeed quite bizarre, arrogant, ignorant, arrogant and self-centered, but, at that time, she was still xiǎo, I think when we were in the second year of secondary school, she also introduced herself on stage and said that non-aliens, future people, people from another world, and superpowers don't marry such things.

If I could go back to that time now, I would definitely remove the superpower option.

Ahem, all in all, I've long forgotten about it, and now Beiya, it's really a big progress, although it's still xiǎo girl, but it's already reluctant, it's not impossible to describe it like this, all in all, it's two-thirds of the lovely jīng spirit xiǎo princess loli.

"So, I came up with this idea."

Artoria once again unfolded the xiǎo bear xiǎo inner kù in her hand in front of us as a signature commodity.

I say...... Artoria, take 10,000 steps back, this inner kù will be worn by Beya in the future, and it will always wave in front of a big man like me, even if I am not ashamed, it will not be good for Beya.

"As long as you embroider the appearance of Fan on the inner kù and let Beya wear it, maybe the relationship between the two of you will be better, right?"

In our dull gaze, the golden sè máo on Artoria's forehead spun around, and then let out a shocking word.

Me: "......"

Beya: "......"

"Poof――――――――――!!!!"

After a few seconds of silence at the same time, the two of us erupted together.

"What's what'――――――?!!!"

"You want me to make this, this, this...... This kind of stupid wears ...... Wear ...... Wear it inside the inner kù and stick it ...... Sticking ...... Sticking to the ...... of the ass On the ass?! ”

Startled by Artoria's words, Beya, turned around, her eyes gurgling like mosquito coils, grabbing the hem of my clothes and shaking.

"Don't blame me stupid, I don't want to be worn in your ass by you!!"

I was also flustered, and decisively rewarded Beya with a hand knife.

"Die, you die, if you don't die, I'll kill you, if you don't want to be killed by me, hurry up and die, when you die, I'll wear this inner kù to mourn you!!"

Beya shouted incoherently, punching back, it's too naïve, it's up to you...... This iron tiger finger......

There was a scream, and the blood was shining.

"It's more appropriate to put this inner kù on your tombstone."

Not to be outdone, I fell on the top of Beya's head with her fist in the mournful cry of "short, woo, going to be drilled short", and kept drilling.

After a bit of cannibalism, we regained a bit of our senses.

Now is not the time for infighting.

"You two, the relationship is really not good, don't you give it a try? Maybe after wearing this inner kù, the relationship will change. ”

Artoria, who had a full view of the scene just now, affirmed her practice of embroidering a bear's head on the inner kù, and her beautiful green pupils were full of anticipation.

It's only going to get worse!!

Beya and I flipped the coffee table angrily in our hearts at the same time.

"Moreover, when I was struggling about what kind of mortal appearance I wanted to embroider, it just so happened that the information about the transformation of the mortal hellfighting bear came to my hand, don't you think it's fate?!"

What a fate!!!

Beja and I, at the same time, stepped on the White House in our hearts, angrily pulling out the literary nv god who sold the torch.

Ha, I'm so tired, I feel like I've used up all the complaints I had today.

For some reason, Beya and I were both out of breath.

"Speaking of which, Artoria, why did you think of making me a kù?"

I think this matter must be traced back to the source at the top, in order to confirm when I made a mistake and made an agreement with Artoria about this kind of thing.

"Forgot about jì? On the day we got married. ”

Artoria's head tilted slightly, and Jin Sè was dumbfounded, as if she was scolding me, as if she was scolding me, hurry up and remember it, you hún egg, is this still my husband?

Okay, okay, okay, you don't need to urge, I already knew that máo is the body!!

"While the two of us are competing." Artoria continued.

With such a detailed hint of time and events, the memory buried in the depths was finally excavated by me.

That's right, just when I was competing with Artoria.

At that time, I showed the Wu clan who had been practicing hard for five years, and there was no one before or after him!!

As a result, in the process of changing clothes in an instant, Artoria saw the cartoon lion kù that Veras had made for herself.

Looking back now, it's really a shame, pity yourself for practicing the stunt silently for five years, and after only using it once, it was tragically blocked, five years are like a dream, and life is like an inner kù.

Then, he didn't know where the misunderstanding went, and he realized from it that "in the human world, only those who can do inner kù and embroider lion patterns on it are qualified wives".

That's why today's scene was born.

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"Do you mean...... Dislike? ”

Artoria looked at me, and then at Beya, disappointed.

"Where, where, we're happy, you say yes, Beya!!"

Just as Beya wanted to open her mouth and say something, I stepped on her foot and hurriedly smiled.

Hmph, die with me.

Clutching the four corners of my hand, I skimmed over to Beya, conveying such a cold meaning to her.

You'll see what you're going to look at, you idiot! Big Fool!!

Beya stared at me with tears in her eyes, aggrieved and angry.

System Prompt: Player [Beya] will receive a captain's reward [xiǎo Kumanai kù].

"Sister Aalto, I have something to do, let's go first."

Beya, who took over the inner kù, hesitated for a long time like pinching a hot potato, and suddenly said this, and hurried away.

This girl, shouldn't she want to secretly dispose of the inner kù?

Looking at Beya's disappearing back, I couldn't help but wonder maliciously, but this possibility was very low, after all, this was something that Artoria gave her.

"That...... Ahem, Artoria, thank you, I'm so busy, I have to worry about you. ”

"Fan."

Artoria in front of me gently shook her head and stepped forward, and two warm xiǎo hands held one of my big hands.

"I know that I am not a qualified wife, and since I got married, I have not been able to spend even one-tenth of the time by your side, so at least I can do my duty as a wife."

Seeing Artoria's serious look, I couldn't help but scratch my head and smile wryly.

"You, sometimes you are too serious, in fact, I am very happy and satisfied to be able to marry such an excellent wife as you."

"No...... Is it? ”

The difference in height made Artoria's beautiful chin tilt slightly, and she looked at me, those clear green eyes, a trace of sleepiness, and a sparkling gaze of expectation.

No...... Bad!

Looking at Artoria like this, I couldn't help but feel a little dry.

This posture, this demeanor, is it a little too cute?

"Of course...... OK. ”

By the time I noticed, my body had already subconsciously embraced the beautiful and moving NV King Xià in front of me, and the beautiful chún petals that seemed to be cherry blossoms after the rain were close in front of me.

"Uh-huh~~~~~"

Naturally, the two pairs of mouths are close and seamless together, like fish and water.

The arm around her waist trembled slightly, showing Artoria's nervous mood at the moment, and her eyes, which seemed to be able to see a turquoise starry sky, finally closed slowly after a moment of wandering.

After the wedding night, Artoria and I received a second pick-up.

I was too nervous for the first time, and I always had to guard against Artoria, who was too nervous, and would suddenly go viral, so I didn't have time to taste this wěn style carefully.

The mouths of each NV child are more or less different, even between the two heavenly twins, Xilùsi and Echo lù.

I never thought that behind the noble and majestic king, the mouth chún would be so soft, sweet, passively accepting, cooperating, making a slightly sleepy and numb delicate sound, which makes people feel very docile.

The king in front of him is just a delicate young NV who ignorantly accepts aggression, and even makes people have such an illusion.

This is completely different from Sister Sharna, even if it is the first time, Sister Sharna is also very strong, both inside and outside, she is full of domineering NV king style.

When it comes into contact with the huā-like tongue, the more sweet and warm feeling is constantly transmitted, and the sound of the moisturizing water with a slight yín breath and the swallowing sound of ingesting the liquid resounded in the quiet room, forming an ambiguous and depraved pink music.

After a while, I reluctantly let go of Artoria.

That's it.

I sighed with regret.

Neither time nor timing is suitable for pushing Artoria down now.

"How?"

Seeing Artoria slowly open her eyes, there was still a trace of trance in them, I couldn't help but gently comb her long golden hair and asked with a smile.

"Not yet...... Bad. ”

As if still recalling the feeling just now, Artoria's pretty face flushed slightly, and she gently touched the delicate chún with a hint of yòu water with her fingers, and subconsciously murmured in reply.

This is a dumb máo...... Don't you know what she looks like now, how yòu she is?

I took a deep breath and took a step back.

Usually always looks majestic, but at this time, it seems extraordinarily soft and docile, such a big contrast, isn't it more exciting? It's a foul, Artoria.

"That's what it is...... Is the so-called male NV combined? ”

When Artoria came back to her senses, she immediately showed her signature stern and majestic appearance, and when she studied it, she almost knocked me to the ground with a single sentence.

"According to the records, it should be able to replenish energy, but why can't I feel the flow of energy?"

With her eyes closed, Artoria was obviously thinking very seriously, but unfortunately, if she didn't realize a wrong perception of herself, no matter how good her brain was, she would never get an answer.

"Fan, do you know what's going on?"

Sure enough, after thinking to no avail, Artoria set her eyes on me.

"This ...... Ha, yes, why? ”

I grabbed my head and made an exaggerated voice, hiding the embarrassment in my heart.

"I'd better go back first and prepare a campfire dinner for the evening."

Seeing the mighty king, he switched to the dumb máo mode, and I felt that I had to leave quickly.

"Don't worry, I'll be there on time."

Artoria nodded, and after saying goodbye to her, I let out a heavy breath......

Learn a lesson, let's change it early, tomorrow 7000 words will be completed, anyway, it's Friday, it's going to be the weekend, Misaka Yusaka Ru thought in his heart with a xiǎo abacus.