Chapter 1186 Deep Alley Méng Head Shoot Brick Board Flow

This time it's really ...... How can I say it? I didn't expect that what Artoria couldn't say what Jiāo wanted to give her at that time turned out to be a four-cornered inner kù.

Outline...... No, it's a supergod unfolding, it's like a living Gundam suddenly falling from the sky, appearing in front of him, condescendingly, pointing at me with a pulse jī lightsaber and saying, Are you my master?

No, if you think too much, some common sense in your brain will find húnluàn collapse......

Holding my swelling and dizzy brain, I staggered down the stairs.

It's just past noon, and there's still plenty of time to go before the bonfire dinner to be held in the evening, so I'll prepare it for everyone, provided that the two guys, Xiǎo Jasmine and Jie Lùka, don't tear down their homes.

What is Artoria's favorite food?

It occurred to me this profound question.

I remember asking her before, and her answer was, "As long as it's delicious, I won't eat it all separately, and I don't have any weaknesses in all kinds of things about eating", so majestic and confident, I replied proudly.

It's an accident, it's a bit of an accident, but in the case of Artoria's xìng grid, it seems to be a matter of course, all in all, this is a king who is not picky at all, provided that it is delicious.

However, although she is not a picky eater, it does not mean that Artoria does not pay attention to eating, if you have to say, this stupid máo is actually a big stomach and gluttonous insects, eating is one of the few hobbies she has other than saving the world and revitalizing the jīng spirit clan, of course, this is just my own guess from her usual every move, after all, every time she eats, she will unconsciously overflow with a breath of satisfaction and happiness as if she is soaking her tired body in a hot spring.

Veras's craftsmanship should be completely satisfying to her, I have tasted Calùjie's craftsmanship, although it is not bad, but it is not as good as Veras, I believe that when the time comes, it will be greatly praised by Artoria.

As for me, hum, don't be scared, my husband, of course, is also cooking, and he is going to challenge the universe's super invincible giant deep sea turquoise one-eyed huā spotted grilled whole octopus, in short, put the whole octopus on the shelf and grill it.

I was thinking about this as I turned around the corner of the stairs when I was suddenly woken up by the sound of a breaking wind.

Enemy Attack!!

I pulled the report in my heart, but my nerves didn't react, and the sneak attacker seemed to use some kind of magic trick, and instantly pulled closer to the specifics, and at the same time, a familiar shout sounded above my head.

This crisp sound that makes people feel under-trained is......

Slightly stunned, I have missed the last defense time, I only feel that it is dark in front of me!!

Could it be that this is the legend, the deep alley sleeve and the brick board flow?

I have conceived in my mind countless times the tactics that I used to deal with the old drunkard, and the tactics that I used to deal with the old man Farah and a few other old horsemen, but I didn't expect that before I could put it into practice, it would be used by others on me.

I just wanted to hold my head and shout "don't slap my face", but I realized that something was wrong.

méng on the head of the sleeve...... The feeling of being close to the touch on my face is a little too soft, like some kind of super high-end fabric, even if you can't buy it, made of it.

As for why I know, because the fabrics that Verrose usually uses to make my clothes are as good as possible, and the soft and smooth texture on my face is more than twice as good as those fabrics.

Who is it that even the sacks used to hold other people's heads are made of such high-grade fabric, and the brick boards that will be photographed are not made of precious stones?

Could it be that this is the legendary imperial army's preferential treatment of prisoners?

As expected, the ensuing attacks did not come, and a smug snort reached the ears.

I stood up without a word, mō towards my head méng my things, grabbed them, and looked at them.

The first thing that catches my eye is a cartoon bear head of xiǎoxiǎo.

The field of vision slowly expanded, and the cartoon bear head of xiǎo also turned into a silky pure white cartoon bear xiǎo inner kù.

"How's it going, stupid Wu, I feel disgusted to be caught in the inner kù embroidered with your own appearance, and I can understand a little bit of my feeling when I took this inner kù from Sister Aalto."

Standing on the stairs, Princess Xiǎo Ya, Beya, looked at me condescendingly, raising her chin proudly.

"No...... It's not so much that I feel disgusted to be embroidered with my own inner kù, but rather that I feel ashamed to be put on my head by the inner kù of an NV child. ”

I didn't find a suitable entry point for complaining for a while, so I could only answer Beya's words honestly.

"You...... What did you say?! ”

It was not the expected answer, and the smile on Beya's face immediately faded, and a look of indignation appeared.

"This ...... This is His Royal Highness's inner kù, you should feel honored to be able to put it on your head, and you should be ashamed to say that you are ashamed, I really don't know what to do!! ”

"Oh, you know it's your inner kù." I glanced at Beya indifferently.

"Then I'll take it and put it on the head of other men, there will always be some perverts, and I will feel happy and honored, after all, this is the inner kù of the noble princess of the jīng spirit clan, put it on her own head, maybe there is some taste...... Tsk tsk. ”

"You, you...... You big fool, big pervert, what do you want to do, you dare to want to take the inner kù of His Royal Highness...... Playing with those disgusting and perverted big men? Kill you, I'll definitely kill you!! ”

Hearing me say this, Beya's eyes suddenly flashed with tears of anger, and she even had the heart to cry.

"If you're so disgusted, why do you want to put it on my head?"

Seeing that the fire is almost over, I will stop in moderation, otherwise I will really be hunted down by a large group of jīng spirits.

Beya was stunned.

"I'm also the big man in your mouth, so it's really okay if you put it on?" Seeing her like this, I couldn't help but add a sinister fire.

"Ahh Beya, who reacted, immediately hugged her head and screamed.

"Just thinking about how to take revenge on this stupid person, I didn't expect that this layer would put his most hidden clothes on this guy's head...... Woo~~~~"

Looking at Beya, who was squatting on the ground and screaming in grief, I fell into a state of speechlessness.

As Tia said this morning, this princess of the jīng spirit clan is really ...... sometimes. Stupid one. "You should be glad, fortunately this inner kù is new and has not been worn yet, otherwise, hum, jīng spirit clan xiǎo princess taste...... If it is auctioned, even if it is a hundred gems, someone will compete for it. ”

No, even if you don't wear it, it's more than the price if Artoria made it herself, and of course, I won't say that.

Thinking like this, I proudly put the xiǎo inner kù in my hand and turned it around on my fingers.

Ah, it's not good, could it be that my current movements and expressions are quite perverted? "Perverts, beasts, Your Highness is going to eliminate harm for the people today and clean up you, the guy who pollutes the air."

Beya, who was rampant, opened her teeth and claws, and pounced desperately.

Golden opportunity.

The moment Beya pounced, I slammed the inner kù in my hand into her head.

"Woo~woo~~ What happened, you idiot, what did you do to His Highness?!"

Immediately, Beya, who was half covered in the head, rushed straight to the staircase wall in front of me after I flickered out of the way, and there was a very powerful crashing sound.

With his hands and feet together, he took off the xiǎo inner kù covering his head, and sat on the ground with his eight characters open, covering his red nose, his eyes were tearful, and he stared at his Beya with wide eyes, really wanting to film this scene.

Nomination is: Self-inflicted.

"Okay, don't mess with you, I'll go back and prepare for dinner tonight, remember to come over on time, otherwise I won't wait for you."

As I walked, I beckoned to Beya, who had been left behind and glared at me.

"Wait, you idiot." Beya suddenly shouted.

"Why, haven't you learned your lesson yet? I said, wait until you're taller......"

"Look at the fight!!"

Before the words were finished, a punch with the iron tiger finger fell on the stomach, and it was indeed one of the two most taboo forbidden words for this xiǎo girl.

"You take it!"

With an irresistible command, Beya handed the thing in his hand to me, who was doing a posture that only a Saint Seiya could make, half-kneeling on the ground and half-open with his eyes covered with blood-drenched abdomen.

"Huh?"

Seeing what Beya handed over, I first smacked my own forehead, and then reached out to mō Beya's forehead in front of me.

"What are you doing stupidly, how can you touch His Highness's forehead casually?"

As a result, Beya immediately slapped her hand away angrily.

Not a dream.

I wiped my eyes again in disbelief and looked at Beiya's xiǎo hand again, and I was sure that she had actually handed me her xiǎo inner kù.

It is said that there is such a rule in the Dark Continent, when you want to challenge your opponent, you will take off the gloves you are wearing and throw them in front of your opponent coolly.

Could it be ...... Is this a challenge rule unique to the jīng spirit clan?

In my mind, I simulated such a picture, a jīng spirit warrior who wanted to challenge the other party, unhurriedly, with elegant movements, took off his kùzi, lù out of the two large tuǐ that were slippery, and then, without hesitation, took off the last layer of the fortress, lù out of his own [beep] or [beep], threw the inner kù that may have been glued with strange things in his hand, and threw it at the opponent, so that he was not in a hurry, took out a new inner kù and put it on, and finally put on the kùzi properly. looked at the stunned opponent with a smug look, and the momentum had already fallen half of it first.

What a ...... Heroic customs, I didn't expect the elegant and noble jīng spirit family to have such an unrestrained side.

It's no wonder that the nvxìng of the jīng spirit clan likes to wear skirts, and I seem to have inadvertently glimpsed a glimmer of truth about the prosperity and decline of the jīng spirit clan from this pure xiǎo inner kù.

Then again, when she competed with Artoria on her wedding day, why didn't she throw me the inner kù she was wearing? That's a collector's item.

"You idiot, what are you thinking of faux pas?"

When I came back to my senses, Beiya, the xiǎo girl, had already strangled my neck with her elbows, constantly moving closer to her toes, and at the same time, Xiǎo's mouth opened, and with a whoo, the tiger tooth of Xiǎoxiǎo had sunk into my shoulder.

nv wang u character hoop + xiǎo ghost's ah woo bite? Although both kinds of kung fu can only be done without their marrow, but the combined power cannot be seen.

"It hurts, let go, surrender, I surrender!!"

After less than a second, I began to foam at the mouth and roll my eyes, constantly hitting the ground and waving the white flag.

"What the hell do you want to do, say, I'm still in a hurry."

Finally getting rid of Beya's entanglement, I turned my face shy.

"Also...... That is, this and this...... This inner kù is temporarily ...... I'll leave it there for now!! ”

Beya lowered her head, her face didn't know whether it was angry or ashamed, like a big red apple.

"Why does Uncle Ben have to keep the inner kù for you?"

My eyes widened and I thought the girl in front of me was telling the most boring joke of the century.

"This ...... Isn't this something that can't be helped, stupid?! ”

Beya simply played tricks, her long eyelashes were already in a fog, and she seemed to be about to burst into tears at any moment.

"I can't throw it away because it was given to Sister Aalto, but it has you stupid embroidered on it, and if you put it in the room, it feels like ...... It's like being stared at by you stupid, and it's uncomfortable!! ”

"Shao NV, do you have paranoia of victimization?" I mō on Beya's forehead again.

"That's all it takes, put it there for you first!!" Beya couldn't help but say, and shoved Nekù into my arms.

"I warn you, don't lend it to others, don't even be seen by others, don't hear it, otherwise even if you chase it to the ends of the earth, Your Highness won't let you go!!"

With tears soaked in her eyes, she said to me with a warning look on her face.

"That as jiāo change, I also ...... this inner kù"

Beya's strong and pitiful look made me a little unable to refuse, and scratching my head, I suddenly found a good place to deal with the kù in the four corners of my hand.

"Die!!"

You're not done yet......

"Okay, okay."

I casually stuffed xiǎo inner kù into my arms, and muttered in my mouth.

"Let's wear it another day."

"I'll kill you if you dare to do that, you pervert!!"

This girl didn't know where she had brought a lot of heavy objects, chairs, desks, cabinets, etc., and they rained down on me.

You're already murdering!!

I stumbled and ran out of the mén before I breathed a sigh of relief and glared back.

Just put a little yellow mud on the position of the cartoon bear in this xiǎo inner kù, and then hype that this is the inner kù of the jīng spirit clan xiǎo princess, and go back and do it immediately.

If you can hold the determination to die for the rest of your life......

Then, at the bend less than a hundred meters away from the Jīng Spirit Clan's station.

A breeze blew gently without warning, and just as I was inexplicable, my vision suddenly went black.

The rough feeling that came from his face told him that what he encountered this time was one of the necessary tools for a real deep alley méng head to slap bricks and planks - a hemp bag that was enough to cover half of his body!

Daddy!!

As soon as such an angry roar came out of his heart, his body was firmly bound by something, and then he lifted it horizontally.

"Quick, xiǎo heart is discovered by others."

Through the sealed thick hemp bag, a handful of pretended to be slender, but still not escaping my ears, the voice rang out.

"Yes, lù West...... Woo woo woo ~ ~~~ méng Na Lisa.lù~~lù~~~lù~~ Captain! ”

Another voice sounded, apparently violently something, but immediately covered his mouth, and finally changed his tone.

lù~~lù~~lù~~ Your sister, how can there be such a strange name in this world, you think you are hungry and faint on the road and like to bake saury to feed cats alien less NV!!

Carried by head and foot, the road was bumpy, and finally, the two finally stopped.

After the body was honestly tied to the pillar with belts, the hemp bag on Méng's head was removed.

Inside the dim Xiǎo wooden house, two pretty thieves with black cloth méng faces gradually appeared clearly in their field of vision.

"Xiǎo fox, Tia, what exactly do you want to do?" I couldn't wait to yell at these two guys.

"Ah, it's going to be violent at once!"

The tall NV thief exclaimed.

"Of course, don't you look at it, who else in the whole camp is dressed like you on this cold day? Please, be a thief and be dedicated, okay? ”

"And you, Lù Xia, even if there are a lot of fox people in the camp, but the obvious features on the tail, and the smug sweep of the tail all day long, I really can't find anyone but you!!"

I think it's necessary to give these two NV snitches a head bāng to drink, so that they know that being a thief is also a mén art, a mén fine work, is it just a matter of casually putting their faces on a méng.

"Fan Fan is really amazing."

With an admiring look, Tia ripped off the black mask on her face and pulled out her sunny smile.

"You...... Don't talk nonsense, what are the obvious characteristics of Bentian Fox's tail. ”

On the other side, the xiǎo fox, who also showed his true face, looked at me a little nervously, threw the fluffy fox tail behind his back, flung it in front of him, checked and checked it on it, and sniffed it carefully, and after confirming that it was nothing, he glared at me charmingly, as if I had deceived her feelings.

"You scoundrel, hurry up, what are the characteristics, if you dare to deceive Ben Tianhu, I will castrate you."

"Do you really want me to say it?"

I admired the cute and cute appearance of the xiǎo fox unfathomably,

"When...... Of course, this day fox said the same. ”

For a moment, a hint of panic flashed in the fox's eyes, and it seemed that he was very concerned about what the "obvious feature on the tail" came out of my mouth.

"Ahem, well, you have to listen."

I deliberately hung my appetite, and this pretty fox, following my mouth that was wide open but slow to make a sound, swallowed nervously, and clenched his xiǎo fist.

"That's because, your tail, and the tails of your other fox people, are soft and fluffy, shiny and smooth, warm and smooth, and restless, are you satisfied?"

"Huh...... Huh? ”

The xiǎo fox has a rare lù with a stunned expression, and the xiǎo mouth is slightly open, unconsciously emitting monotonous syllables.

Soon, an exaggerated blush of beauty emerged from her pretty face, and quickly spread to the base of her ears, and suddenly, she clutched her hot cheeks tightly and turned away shyly, not letting me see her shy appearance now.

Hey, it's just a blow to your tail, that's too much.

I was about to complain, but suddenly I remembered that there was something xiǎo about the fox people.

For a fox person, especially a nvxìng fox person, their tail is undoubtedly equivalent to a second face, and praising their tails for being beautiful is equivalent to praising them for being beautiful.

Of course, this kind of thing is not something that can be praised casually, the tail is a very important and hidden part of the fox person, and only a very important person can mō, so praising the other party's tail for being good-looking is actually tantamount to praising her xiōng part and other important places.

Just imagine, if it is a stranger, no, even if it is an old friend who is very familiar, if the other party suddenly compliments and says, ah, your xiōng part is in such a good shape, plump and tǐng, I am afraid that you will be immediately served by flying fists and cut off jiāo.

However, if she really accepts your compliment shyly, in addition to proving that the relationship between the two of you has reached a certain level of intimacy, even with Cheng Dù, such a compliment is undoubtedly more effective than praising you for being beautiful.

The xiǎo fox in front of him fell into such shyness and joy.

"Ahem, uh-huh!!"

However, after all, the Heavenly Fox Saint NV is the Heavenly Fox Saint NV, and soon, the Xiǎo Fox suppressed that shyness and joy, blushed with a pretty face, his eyes sparkled, and he coughed calmly and turned his head.

"Don't ...... Don't think that saying such good things will bypass you, this is also how it should be, the tail of the fox this day, of course, is the most beautiful in the fox clan. ”

Saying that, this xiǎo fox proudly, high tǐng up crisp xiōng.

"Puff puff puff -

A strange noise caught Tia's and I's attention, and as soon as we looked at the sound, the two of us immediately snorted and snickered in our hearts.

It was the tail of the xiǎo fox that made the sound, and it was flicking around at a fast speed and excitement, and it was about to form a whirlwind in the xiǎo room.

The mouth is full of indifference, and it is a matter of course, but the soft and beautiful fox tail and unconscious movements completely make her happy and sweet mood to the extreme, and give it to the violent, this is the xǎo fox lù who is full of arrogance and makes people want to hold it in their arms and love it for a lifetime.

"Captain Lù Xia, you can't be fooled by the sweet words of the enemy army!"

At the critical moment, Tia suddenly grabbed Lù Cia's shoulder and shook it desperately.

This shake immediately woke up Lù Xia, who was immersed in a sea of joy and triumph, patted her still hot face, and the movements on her tail eased down.

Tut!!

I secretly cut and gave Tia a threatening look of "xiǎo girl, you wait and see".

Seeing that this xiǎo fox is about to be coaxed and docile by me, even if she asks her to help me untie the shackles on my body, I will agree to it, but I didn't think that Tia kicked it and shook the xiǎo fox awake.

"When...... Of course, how could Bentianhu be overwhelmed by the sweet words of this villain!! ”

Denying it in a panic, xiǎo fox glared at me, and the god became more vigilant, it seemed that it was unlikely that he wanted to fool her for the second time.

"I said, what are you two going to do, why are you kidnapping me here."

Without further ado, our conversation finally came back to the scene at hand.

"Say, what did you and Artoria do in there?"

Xiǎo fox's pretty face was cold, and he stepped forward and asked with a strong sense of vinegar.

"Artoria is my wife......"

I muttered aggrievedly, wanting to remind this xiǎo fox of something important.

"Say it or not!" Xiǎo The fox was stunned, and he didn't know when there was an extra leather whip in his hand.

"I'll move, I'll move!!"

Just like in the war movie, I was captured by the devil at the beginning of the second episode and took refuge with each other, and I howled loudly.

"Artoria and I are discussing a campfire dinner tonight."

In fact, I just pretended to surrender, and I was in Cao Ying's heart in Han.

"Who are you fooling, if it's just to discuss this kind of thing, Artoria will stop talking? Who are you fooling, you scoundrel, it seems that if you don't suffer a little, you won't tell the truth. The fox sneered, the long whip in his hand whirring, exuding a menace like a poisonous snake wandering around him. I recruited, I really recruited. "I took a handful of it again.

"Actually, it's because Artoria made me an inner kù and wanted to give it to me."

"Really?" This time, Xiǎo Fox will be suspicious, because this is the truth, and there is no flaw to be found.

"Of course it's true, I swear in Tia's name." I'm pointing to heaven as proof.

Tia, who was watching from the sidelines, tilted her head in annoyance because of my oath.

"What else did you do?"

Lù Xia's keen little nv intuition, and still noticed a flaw in it, yes, even if what this villain said is true, that nv king, gave him a kù, but there is no guarantee that nothing will be done after that, if nv party takes the initiative to give gifts, isn't the atmosphere just right? This scoundrel must be taking a chance...... Flight......

Thinking about it, the two xiǎo tiger teeth of lù West Asia, lù came out.

"Wait, I really didn't do anything, I swear in the name of Muradin!!" A sudden chill welled up in my neck, and I defended it loudly.

I'll honestly tell you jealous xiǎo fox, have I picked up Artoria with wěn? Naïve, too naïve.

The fifteen big characters of confessing leniently, sitting in prison, resisting strictly, and going home for the New Year were silently recited several times in my heart, and my god became righteous and awe-inspiring.

"Hmph, there's no evidence, where are the Tia players!!" The xiǎo fox suddenly turned his head to look at Tia on the side.

"Captain Lù Cia." Tia a straight tǐng stand.

"Search for me!"

xiǎo fox smiled charmingly, and those two xiǎo tiger teeth emitted a faint light in the dim xiǎo black room......

Ha, it's finally time again, and tomorrow is the weekend, and it's a full seven days of Banaru!!