Volume 1 The Past of Heaven Chapter 7 The head is green

"Which ...... Deputy Courtyard Hu, you said it, Brother Wang Xian doesn't need to knock on the door when he comes here, he can come in directly. ”

Xia Dada's face was flushed with laughter, and he thought: Deputy Courtyard Hu also has a funny side, he has been here for a few months, and he thought he would only frown.

After speaking, he stuck out his tongue mischievously at Hu Luandui, which was very cute, but after seeing Hu Luandui's expression that was about to be angry, he hurriedly turned his head and left.

"Ah......h

"When did you come in??" Hu Luan covered his head exaggeratedly, "This is the image I have built up with great difficulty!!

"I've been standing for a while since you said 'big'. Wang Caishen said with a smile, different from the professional smile of working in the main hall, this is the real relaxed smile.

"I don't understand, you like each other, why don't you break it. ”

"What do you know!! love is a game, whoever speaks first will lose!! besides, the master hasn't played enough, there are so many fairy princesses in the sky, how can they give up a big forest for a small sapling. ”

Hu Luan kept talking about his love scriptures, and he didn't think of the little sapling in his mouth now, and he was still saying that he had grown up just now.

"Yes, I don't have time to accompany you to guess dumb riddles here, before becoming an immortal, the famous butterfly attraction Danxian on the rivers and lakes, why don't you stay at home now? I'm afraid I didn't stumble over the little sapling in your mouth."

By the way, do my brother a favor and see if the thing here contains strong spiritual power?"

Wang Caishen said and took out a small bottle of homemade immortal wine that Niu boldly collected and put it on Hu Luandu's table.

"Oh, this ruthless iron-faced immortal in the Nether realm has also learned to go through the back door now, it seems that this God of Wealth is not easy to be.

How long has it been since he became a closed disciple of the God of Wealth, and he has learned one thing at a time? Which old guy is this aphrodisiac wine? Or is it that the God of Wealth was hollowed out of his body in the prime of life?"

When Hu Luandui heard that Wang Caishen was teasing him, he immediately took a bite back.

A look of "I know", I know!

"you, it's getting more and more improper, this is a self-made tonic wine made by Leng Touqing, saying that he wants me to give it to Daode Tianzun? ”

Wang Caishen was stared at by Hu Luandui for a while, and sure enough, his face was still not as thick as his.

"Oh, that's a rare thing, tell me about it. ”

Hu Luandui was interested when he heard it, and he was able to let the biggest stunned young man in that session of the immortals say the three words "stunned green", what kind of existence is that.

Wang Caishen briefly told Hu Luan what happened in the main hall in the morning.

"Hey, I can't see that this is the most broken and worst side hall, and in the hands of your lucky Wang God of Wealth, it will become a beautiful difference. This Eclipse King's golden cane, why didn't he use it for his brother to study and study. As soon as Hu Luandui heard it, he knew that Wang Caishen had made a lot of credit this time.

"Okay, okay, when you're done, I'll invite you to eat the Drunken Immortal Building!! Master has something to do with me, so I'll leave first." Wang Caishen looked at Hu Luandui and wanted to make fun of himself again. Hurry up and stop talking.

"Okay, I'll help you see if this cow is bold, is it a really capable plague fairy, or a bold lewd thief!!"

Hu Luandui took the two jade bottles from the table, stretched, and walked out of the laboratory where he had been staying for several months.

He decided to wash up and go to the fairyland's hottest fairy wine palace for an all-nighter!!

It's night, two and a half watches.

Niu Daring had already gone home to clean up for an afternoon, spending most of his time taking a bath, and the rest of the time sitting among his only few sets of fairy robes, and finally choosing a set of sports fairy robes with infrared green.

This is still when I participated in the Heavenly Court Games one year, because there were no women in the side hall, Niu Daring and other earth immortals temporarily reversed the clothes of the fairy cheerleaders.

Although it is a little tight because of its age, Niu Daring is active in his heart at this time, but he feels that the more he looks at it, the more he likes it, red and green, it is really angry!!

Standing outside the courtyard gate of Ma Zhaodi's house at this moment, looking at the wall that had been renovated by the door, he touched the back of his head awkwardly, then stroked the red fairy flowers on his ears, cleared his throat, and said to the door again The opening remarks that he had practiced hundreds of times at home.

"Ma Zhaodi, I'll come... Finish...... But you'll be in a hurry. ”

After saying that, he smiled heaps on his face, but with the small eyes that Niu boldly squeezed into a slit, there is an indescribable obscenity.

Especially Niu Daring held the door with his right hand at this time, and gently stroked the long hair he deliberately left behind with his left with his left hand, like a famous big lewd demon surnamed Simon in the Nether, and he had an indescribable sullen feeling.

Niu Daring seemed to feel that his voice was not gentle enough, and when he was about to practice again, the door suddenly "creaked" open.

Niu Daring was leaning on the door with one arm, at this time the door opened, and he fell directly to the ground, Niu Daring saw a white fairy robe Ma Zhaodi with his spare eyes, at this time he had just finished bathing, and there were still some wet long hair scattered around him, looking down at Niu Daring on the ground, with an extremely ugly face, like a female ghost in a nether rotten street Hong Kong film.

"Ghost, !!" Niu Daring screamed in his heart, but his body was still very honest and turned slightly, his right hand was on the ground, his left hand pointed to the moon that did not exist in the sky, and gently spit out the hair in his mouth.

"Little lady...... You're in a hurry......"

Ma Zhaodi brushed her hair back slightly, revealing a miserable white face, obviously Ma Zhaodi's face was seriously "dressed up" tonight.

The two broom eyebrows were covered by a thick layer of white fat powder, and the whole was connected into a thick horizontal line, and the originally sharp lips spit out three or four layers of lip red.

Ma Zhaodi remembered that once when she was washing clothes by the Tianhe River, she heard Mother Wang in the fairy hall next door say that there was a fairy in their hall, with thick lips, very hot, and no matter how fierce the heavenly soldiers and gods were, they couldn't last a few minutes.

Wang's mother smiled and walked away, thinking that it was probably because her lips were thick, and others liked to look at it, so she stared at it for a few minutes, so she took it for granted that the painting was thicker.

"Why are you here so early. Ma Zhaodi looked at Niu Daring with an angry face, and asked with a slightly red face.

"I can't help but miss you since I returned to the temple, so I came early, Ma Zhaodi, can you ...... tonight It's beautiful. Niu Daring said very bluntly.

"Why, you're also ....... Chic, the ground is cold, get up quickly. Ma Zhaodi stretched out her hand forward, wanting to pull up Niu Daring on the ground, but Ma Zhaodi's white fairy robe today was a little big, and she accidentally guessed that her robe was on it, and she was unsteady on her feet at that time, so she fell directly on Niu Daring's body.

Niu Daring only felt that it was dark in front of him, followed by a very soft body pressed under him, and he struggled to sit up, but as soon as he raised his head, he felt that his lips touched a softer place.

Then I saw Ma Zhaodi staring at herself in surprise with big eyes, and her thick eyebrows seemed to be slightly squeezed.

In this way, the two stared at each other in a very awkward environment for half a minute.

"Oops!!The position I just encountered, I'm afraid it wasn't Ma Zhaodi's lips? What's the situation, why did Ma Zhaodi suddenly fall on herself and be kissed by herself. It's over, my head is dizzy, and I feel like I'm dying of happiness. "This is the bold mental activity of the cow.

"Oh, why is this damn white robe so long, what should I do now, will Niu Daring think I'm too unrestrained, and what's going on with this magical touch, this Niu Daring is too good at finding opportunities, just kiss it directly, I haven't chewed the fairy candy yet, it's over, my heart is beating so fast!! I feel embarrassed and about to freeze." ”

At this time, a thought arose in the hearts of the two people at the same time - why didn't he (she) move away.

Time goes back five minutes, and above the Moon Palace, on a moon like a thin bud, there is a lazy big black dog lying on it.

Today is the beginning of the month, and I can eat most of the moon cakes, which is really happy, the roaring dog thought to himself. Brushing the soft fluff on the head of the little white rabbit, it was really a cute and well-behaved little white rabbit, the little white rabbit spit out the carrot in his mouth, and gently got into the arms of the roaring dog, the roaring dog showed a satisfied smile and looked down on the entire heavenly palace. (This paragraph can be read more than three times!!)

A sullen figure appeared in the sight of the Howling Dog, and it was our cow bold.

"It's weird to walk at night in brocade!!" The Howling Sky Dog keenly smelled a sense of conspiracy. "Two days ago, it was said that someone was peeping in this yard, and this dog is the most unaccustomed to this kind of person. (You didn't even call me!!)

I'm a mother.。。 It's so sullen...

What the hell... Mom, I want to go home...

Spicy eyes... Very spicy eyes...

This is true love ... It's true love ...

Kissed... Kissed...

I rub ... It's addictive...

It seems that I need to relieve the awkward atmosphere, come out!! "The king roars~~~" Howling Sky Dog thought to himself.

I saw it stretch its neck and let out a sharp dog bark at the courtyard where the two were located, "Wang... Woof.. Wang...."The voice passed through the sky for thousands of miles.

Sure enough, Niu Daring and Ma Zhaodi stood up awkwardly after hearing a few mosquito-sized dog barks.

"Oh, where did the little puppy bark come from. Niu Daring's face was flushed, and he was the first to speak.

"It's cold outside, let's go inside and talk. After Ma Zhaodi finished speaking, she led her way into her own hut.

"Hey, well, well! Niu boldly looked left and right before closing the door and entering the back room.

Above the Moon Palace, the Howling Sky Dog screamed wildly in his heart: "You are a fucking little milk dog, and your whole family is a little milk dog!!

At this time, the little white rabbit in the arms of the roaring dog was already asleep, and after hearing the bark of the roaring dog, he muttered in a dream: "Uncle Qingniu, you are really annoying, and you learn the cry of Brother Xiaotian." Sleep!!"

After hearing this, the Howling Sky Dog only felt a green cloud fly over his head, and fell into deep thought.