Volume 1 Past Memories of the Heavenly Court Chapter 6 The Young Vice Dean
"Niu Daring is really dizzy, this yellow toad took out two bottles (never separated) is already shocking, to be honest, Ma Zhaodi's appearance is worth two bottles of 30,000-year-old fairy red, this Niu Daring actually said that she is worth two bottles of 200,000-year-old dining wind fairy dew. ”
"That's it, this meal of Fengxian Dew is only the head of the plague god of this Xuanwu Palace, Shi Wenye-Shi Da can only drink it! ! It's a lot more precious than this (never separated), but we've only heard of it, and we haven't even seen it. Could it be that this Niu Daring still has any friendship with Master Shi?"
"You don't know this, Niu Sanbao is going to slip away, this is also particular in the next scoundrel, generally as long as he loses the battle, he will leave a few cruel words. Otherwise, save face. ”
"I'll just say it! This eldest brother is still well-informed, and the younger brother admires it very much, if this cow is really in love with Lord Shi, and is still here with our cat, he would have moved to Xuanwu Hall a long time ago. I think this cow will definitely say that he will give him a few days, make sure to bring two bottles of food wind fairy dew, and then smear the soles of his feet with oil and slip away!!"
The yellow mouse listened to the discussion in the hall, and said in a timely manner: "How about it, Niu Daring, you said that the broom Xingma Zhaodi in your heart is worth at least two bottles of meal wind fairy dew, you take out your meal wind fairy dew, if you take it out, my yellow hair mouse will see you in the future, and directly learn two dog barks and detour."
If you can't take it out, as the so-called good dog doesn't get in the way, you can also obediently leave from Ma Zhaodi's side, so as not to let my eldest brother Huang Toad look at the eyesore!!"
(Here another reader asks, why does the yellow rat always have to help this yellow toad get out?)
It's not that he marries a daughter-in-law, why is he so energetic?
The yellow rat is an immortal, a little tricky, although it is just a miscellaneous in this fire workshop, but this yellow toad is different, you must know that although this yellow toad looks ugly, it is very capable, and it has a lot of good dishes, which are deeply liked by some leaders.
Therefore, on weekdays, the affairs of the fire palace are also arranged by the yellow toad.
There is a lot of oil and water, and no one can starve to death the cook, otherwise it is impossible to rely on the yellow toad to save two bottles of 100,000 years and never separate.
The yellow rat just understands this, and when he sees the yellow toad on weekdays, he is also the big brother screaming.
Coming and going made this honest and upright yellow toad feel that the yellow mouse is a brother, and it is righteous enough!
Arrange for the yellow rat to manage a boiler in the fire palace, in fact, secretly this yellow rat sometimes has unclean hands, and takes some waste and residual wine out to sell, and the yellow toad also turns a blind eye. This yellow rat is very grateful to the yellow toad, and really treats him as a big brother, and every time he goes out to change the money, he gives the yellow toad a copy, so at this time he is very hard to earn a favor for the yellow toad. )
Niu Daring didn't have so many fancy intestines, so he followed the yellow mouse's voice and said, "Who do you say is a dog? ”
The yellow mouse saw that Niu Daring really got on the set, and then said: "This is what you said, you want to propose marriage to Ma Zhaodi, and also said that she is worth two bottles of meal fairy dew in your heart, and now you say that you can't take it out, isn't this just coaxing Ma Zhaodi? You are watching my eldest brother take out two bottles (never separate), you can't get off the stage, and you want to deceive Ma Zhaodi with rhetoric !!! ruin their good deeds!!
"I'm not lying, I just like Ma Zhaodi, okay!! isn't it just two bottles of meal fairy dew? ”
"How many days, don't you think that we are all fooled, after ten days, I'm afraid that you will fail the worship assessment and go to the Nether!!"
"In five days, my cow boldly vouched for his life, and within five days, I brought two bottles of Fengxian Dew, otherwise I was deceiving Ma Zhaodi!!"
"Everyone, have you heard? Lord Thief of the Evil God Chapter, can you give a witness to the two of us.
This Niu boldly said that after five days, he would give Ma Zhaodi two bottles of Fengxian Dew as a dowry, and if he couldn't take it out, he would admit that he was coaxing Ma Zhaodi, and he was willing to give up his qualifications for Ma Zhaodi's pursuit. The yellow rat smiled treacherously at the yellow toad.
It was only at this time that our simple cow dared to realize that he might have been fooled, but the words he said and the water that he spilled out could not be recovered!!
"Wait a minute...... Niu boldly called out to the yellow toad and the yellow mouse, who wanted to leave with a smug face.
"Why, don't you want to regret it? Niu is bold, as the so-called life must be ruthless, and stand firm when beaten. You go back on your word like this, but it will make everyone look down on you, how can you still chase women. "The sharp teeth and sharp mouth of the yellow rat can be seen.
"I mean, what would you do if I took out two bottles of Meal Wind Dew?"
Niu boldly stared at his two little eyes, staring at the yellow toad. The yellow toad who watched it felt a little hairy in his heart.
"What do you want us to do?" the yellow mouse seemed to hear a very funny joke, gave the yellow toad a reassuring expression, and asked with a sneering face.
"Don't worry, you asked me to investigate in the past two days, I have already found out, this Niu Daring is a master who doesn't love his aunt and uncle, and anyone can pinch it in this heavenly court. ”
After hearing this, the yellow toad said with a big belly: "If you can really take out two bottles of food wind fairy dew, the two brothers of me and the yellow mouse, see you first learn to bark, and then take a detour, as long as you are where the cow is bold, the two of us will hide and walk." ”
When the yellow mouse heard this, he was anxious, why did his eldest brother have a bold temper with the cow, and he said it so deadly, and he just wanted to remind him.
I heard the god Zhang thief on the top of the main hall say: "Okay!! since the two of you have agreed like this, I, Zhang Thief, will be a witness for the two of you."
His grandmother's, I said that I was a little surging, I think I just relied on a tenacity, kneeling in front of my wife's house for more than a hundred years, before finally hugging the beauty, today the love between the two is really touching!!"
Saying that, the thief of the god chapter actually started to sing naked: "You are like a fire in that winter, the raging flame warms my heart, every time you quietly walk into me, the fire illuminates me, your big eyes are bright and shining, like the brightest ...... in the sky."
The sound was harsh and ugly, which directly frightened the immortals in the hall, but fortunately, it was close to noon at this time, and everyone took advantage of the situation to disperse, and the two brothers Niu Daring and the Huang family also snorted coldly at each other and left the hall.
Only the solitary intoxicated god chapter thief was left, leading to singing......
Heavenly Court, inside the Immortal Hall.
In a chaotic room, there are many large and small bottles and jars, and uneven and complex instruments.
A middle-aged monk with black circles and an explosive head and a dust-free robe was looking at the materials in his hand with a frown, which one of the materials was wrong?
Behind her, a female clerk who looked like an assistant looked at the somewhat crazy middle-aged monk with admiration, this middle-aged monk was the youngest vice-academy-level immortal clerk in the Immortal Hall for three thousand years-Hu Luandu.
The female clerk shook in front of Hu Luandui with her proud figure, and found that Hu Luandui had no reaction except for a few experimental materials in her hand, so she took out a schedule from behind her with a little disappointment and said to Hu Luandui.
"Vice President Hu, Dean Xia asked you to do a five-grade immortal syrup analysis and teaching for the new staff this year, and I will help you arrange it next week. ”
"Xia Dada, this kind of simple teaching can just find a staff member to go, you can help me push it, or you can go, don't bother me with this kind of boring thing. Hu Luan said without raising his head.
"Dean Xia said that he will take the leaders in charge of the grading of the institute to observe, which is related to your qualification for the title of the dean at the end of the year, so you must go. And he also said..."
The female clerk paused slightly. It seems to be thinking about how to organize the language.
"This old guy always wants me to be the dean, hand over the mess of this Immortal Hall to me, and I can run out and be chic. What else did he say?"
Hu Luandui said with a complaining face, feeling that the female staff member wanted to speak and stopped, Hu Luandui asked again.
"Which ...... You better listen to it yourself, I put the materials for the experiment here. The female clerk's face turned red, and she put down a transsonic fairy shell and a bottle of black liquid and left.
I saw the sound of a conversation coming from the sound transmission Immortalberry.
"That's fine, isn't it?........." A slightly vicissitudes of life voice sounded.
"Yes, Dean Xia. Xia Da's voice was even more crisp and pleasant in the Transsonic Immortal.
"Okay......." Then came a throat-clearing sound.
"Hu Luandui, you little bastard!! your wings have grown stiff, don't you dare to go to the welcome speech arranged by Lao Tzu for you!! I will tell you about the analysis and teaching of the title of the dean this time, if you dare not go or pretend to be sick and ask for leave, believe it or not, Lao Tzu stopped your research funds, and see if you kid still dare to scream." "Speaking of which, there was a heavy wheezing sound here.... Obviously, this kind of prolonged abuse is very challenging to the lung capacity of the elderly.
"That's big, you go out first. Pour me a glass of water. Dean Xia said that there is a rare gentleness here.
By the sound of high heels leaving, and the heavy sound of the door closing.
"There is one more thing, Lao Tzu arranged for my baby daughter Xia Dada to be a female clerk for you, so that you have time to contact, not for you to use it as a shield, if I can't hear the news of your two engagement before the end of the year, you just wait to clean the waste pool of the Xianke Palace!!"
With a "bang", as the energy stones in the Transmission Immortal Bell were exhausted, a puff of white smoke was emitted.
Hu Luandu rubbed his ears that were a little numb from Dean Xia's yelling, and Xia Dada, who had secretly run out with a red face just now, sounded.
"This little girl must have eavesdropped on the conversation inside, and it seems that she has really grown up. Speaking of this big word, the tone is quite heavy. Then narcissistically shook off his hair that had not been washed for several months, and fell into dandruff. "It seems that sometimes, you still can't be too good. ”
Hu Luandui stood up and just saw Xia Dada who pushed the door in and Wang Caishen behind him. Obviously, judging from the expressions of Xia Da and Wang Caishen, his performance just now was watched by the two of them.