Chapter 1206: The Show Begins
After a turn outside, I came back, and I got a demon-replenishing assistant iǎ by my side, and I don't know if it was a big harvest, or if it was similar to the effect of stepping on the Great Decline God in Monopoly.
So much so that when they returned to the command tent, Linya and Lena were surprised to see Jeluka following behind, and they all expressed their admiration for the strong cohesion that emanated from me.
It's just that if you let the iǎ child like it, it can be called the nǎi dad halo effect, so what about turning around to seduce an iǎ servant nv?
Duke of Beast Rouge aura?
After getting the prop information, I thought about it again and again, and then followed the follow-up prop arrangement task, if it was me alone, I would definitely not be able to complete these trivial things, but with one more Jieluka by my side, it seems that the problem can be solved.
Don't forget the news you just started, this yellow joke is known as a gorgeous dance music knight, and there must be a lot of experience in these jobs.
Even Siruth and Ikeru, who couldn't help, were also serving tea and water to everyone in the command tent, healing everyone's fatigue with a smile, and I, the temporary commander-in-chief, also wanted to help Linya and Lena reduce some of their work burden.
Soon, the commander-in-chief, who was also responsible for it, left the tent again, holding the stack of props and materials just now.
And then there were a hundred soldiers who were responsible for running errands.
The next work made me deeply feel that a performance was not easy to come by, ten minutes on stage, ten years off the stage, not only about the acting skills of the actors, but also about various preparations.
If it is a common prop, you can still find it if you look for it in the warehouse a little, but since it involves various races and tribes with different styles of culture and art, many performance props that symbolize the characteristics of races and tribes are naturally not so easy to prepare.
There is also a dilemma in terms of quantity, for example, for a dance, no matter how casual it is, in short, there must be a requirement for the clothes on the dancer's body, such as this kind of "because it happened suddenly, so can you take the trouble to prepare twenty identical dance costumes for us", which really makes people can't help but lift the coffee table angrily.
Suddenly, I knew it would be embarrassing, so I didn't have to work hard to change the show before the show started, and gave me a good performance according to the original arrangement, the stunt of breaking walnuts in the ass, bastard, you see, we have all prepared ninety-nine super hard walnuts that have been sunburned for three years, and even added a surprise to the audience, making a steel ball that looks exactly the same as the walnut and secretly mixing it inside
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Simple props can also be prepared immediately, there is no shortage of good carpenters, blacksmiths and tailors in the camp, but if it is a little more complicated, there is no way, you can only change it in other ways, or even modify the script, no way, who let these bastards play with some painstaking efforts to eat the bitter fruit they have planted.
Among them, Jieluka played an important role, as a dance music knight who was also worshipped and sought after in the jīng spirit clan, which is known as an artistic race, her insight was indeed not covered, and in the case of not being able to solve the props, not only provided many useful compromises, but even the script, after only a skimming glance, she was able to make more appropriate changes.
Although it is just Cheng Dù, who has been promoted from the third rate to the second rate, it is not that the director is not strong, it is that the actors have no skills, and it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice.
After a morning of running, it felt like a big battle with a domain-level monster, and I almost didn't get tired into a dead dog, until I was Jīng, I don't know if it was because of the realization of self-worth or what.
At this time, part of the performance was already in full swing, and we took advantage of the gap in preparation to sneak a few glances in the crowd.
"Oh oh oh - "
I exclaimed, if I remember correctly, the story performed on stage now should be adapted from a certain knight iǎ said, because when Sarah was still iǎ (although it is still very iǎ), I liked to listen to me tell her some knight iǎ said, in order to make the iǎ angel happy, I really made up a lot of evil, so now I can see it at a glance.
Merely...... Should I say original or what? The story that was supposed to defeat the Demon Dragon King at the end, reunite with the lover who was taken away at the beginning of the story, and welcome the happy ending, just a few minutes after the opening, the protagonist seemed to be knocked down by the iǎ monster outside the village, and now he fell on the stage in a pool of blood, and there was no sound anymore.
On the contrary, the lover who was taken away began to gradually adapt to the new identity, and then started a battle for favor with the harem of the Demon Dragon King and other NVs......
It turned out to be a palace drama, a bastard
After reacting, I couldn't accept this kind of divine unfolding, and a feeling of being pitted welled up in my heart, and it seemed that I was not alone, and someone in the audience had already angrily thrown stones at the stage, could it be the author of the book that the knight said?
"I said, if you don't get used to it, don't look good at it in the first place."
Emerging from the crowd that was about to erupt, I helplessly patted Jeluka, who was curled up in her arms, her face - pale, her lips trembling.
God's birthday, naturally there are many people, even if there are seven stage diversions, no matter how tricky the story on the stage is, there are at least a few thousand people standing, and in it, for Jieluka, who is afraid of life, especially for Jieluka, who is very afraid of contact with men, the expression on her face is like a brave man who has just received five hundred gold coins from the elder and then stepped out of the novice village to practice leveling and fighting equipment first, and was stopped halfway by the big demon king who should have appeared at the end of the game.
However, my face was definitely paler than hers, and my heart was more frightened than hers, for fear that this fool would go berserk without a single heart, and that in this place full of civilians, if Jeluka was to be driven mad, the god's birthday would become a day of slaughter.
"No problem, it will definitely break out one step later than His Royal Highness's **."
At this time, I didn't forget to complain about my yellow joke servant, and after taking a few breaths of fresh air, my face gradually turned rosy.
Probably wanting to get into my arms, she simply didn't leave, just tilted her head and blinked her shiny pupils that were as mysterious and knowing as amethyst, and could feel each other's breath at a close distance......
Complaining to each other.
Usually in this case, isn't it the right thing to talk to each other, bastard back my innocent bastard
"Anyway, your show over there is about to start, isn't it really okay not to go and see it?"
I look at the program arrangement, the performance on the Jīng Spirit Clan's side should have started about ten minutes ago, no wonder just now, I suddenly felt that many audiences left around me at once.
"No problem, they are all professional, and they can't go on a business trip."
Like a lazy cat, Jeluka, who squinted comfortably, showed a confident smile.
"And the script and dance are all arranged by me, in this world, there is nothing more boring than the author deliberately going to see his own work."
"Please apologize to those boring people, you big idiot"
I don't know why I want to refute this, but all in all, I feel like I have to say it in order to make some people feel better.
"It's time, we have to rush to the next stage and see how the props are arranged."
Jielu grabbed my iǎ hand, and ran up without saying anything.
"Huh? I'd like to see what the ending looks like. ”
Looking at the stage just now, I showed a reluctant gaze, although the plot is indeed very cheating, but because of this, it makes me have a Y-hope of watching [will the end be more cheating].
Could it be ...... Those artists on the stage who seem to have only third-rate acting skills and IQ are actually terrible guys who deliberately set up such a pit to unfold and control the psychology of the audience?
Even though she complained, her body was still involuntarily dragged forward by Jieluka, no way, who made her a pseudo-realm-level master and I am just a mood-level iǎ druid now?
And I can feel that Jeroka seems to be very happy as she walks through the street holding hands like this......
In the constant running back and forth, we soon won a noon break after an exhausting morning, and then the main event of the afternoon was about to begin.
That's right, it's our alliance as the organizer that has prepared a dance drama performance, which is finally about to begin, and the story that Veras and I have to tell about the two baby NV and Kajieer are also among them.
Let me see, the show of the two iǎ princesses is in ...... Uh, quite backwards.
By the way, what about my performance with Alius, where is the first step to save the world with singing?
I remember it was also scheduled for the next day......
I searched for today's program three times from beginning to end, but I couldn't find it, but in the end, on the evening of the fifth day, almost the end of God's Birthday, I found my program.
Wait, who the hell moved my show to the fifth day?
I lifted the coffee table in anger, and immediately found a feather pen, intending to readjust the order of the show, so as not to affect my conquest...... Ahem, no, it's the pace of progress to save the world.
"Brother Wu, the show has been arranged, even you can't change it."
At a delicate moment, Linya appeared, holding my arm holding the pencil tightly in her arms.
Is it intended to attack with chest weapons? For the sake of this universe, no matter what kind of confusion I have, I will not have the slightest m-blank
I gritted my teeth, my forehead was sweating, my arms were shaking, and the feather pen in my hand, driven by my faith, was gradually approaching the paper at a speed of little by little.
"Big brother, are you thirsty? Drink a glass of water. ”
"My lord, I've been busy all morning, I'm already hungry, I've prepared your favorite food for you."
Powerful reinforcements appeared, and in just an instant, I was able to raise the white flag.
If you think about it carefully, at this point in time, it can be regarded as the finale, although it is a little late, but the audience at that time is definitely several times more than usual, and in the long run, it is obviously more conducive to taking the first step to conquer the universe.
I found a reason to convince myself, and then took the cup from Sarah's hand and the lunch box from Veras's hand with peace of mind, and reveled in the fact that my arm was deep in the [Grand Canyon].
At about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the performance of the alliance was about to begin, and tens of thousands of spectators had already gathered in the audience, and there were still large crowds of spectators.
It can be seen that Cheng dù, who is supported by our alliance in the hearts of the people, is still quite optimistic.
Veras and I were already in the stateroom, eating popcorn we bought from the audience while waiting for the show to start.
"Artoria, you're here too?"
Artoria, whom I hadn't seen for almost a day, sat next to me, followed by Huang Duanzi, who had just been separated at noon, and Beya, the iǎ girl princess of the Jīng Ling clan.
"The show that Akara nǎinǎi personally prepared, if you don't watch it, you will regret it for the rest of your life." Artoria nodded to us with a smile and cast her eyes on the stage.
"I heard from Jeluka that you've been in a lot of places this day, what's wrong?" I leaned into her ear and asked softly.
"One is to complete the assigned tasks, and the other is to learn."
"Studying?"
"That's right, although the birthday of the gods is also a very important festival in our family, but for us, there is an even more important jīng spiritual festival, and this unprecedented grand festival of the gods planned by Akara nǎinǎi can learn a lot of experience, and in the future, I would like to hold an equally grand jīng spiritual festival."
Artoria said with some ambition.
Spiritual sacrifices?
I think I've heard of this term, but I don't remember much.
As the prince of the Jīng Spirit Clan, at this moment, he felt a huge pressure, standing behind Artoria, and deceiving the world with a stern and upright posture of a knight, and also quietly cast a disdainful glance - I know that you, the foolish prince, don't even know what the jīng spirit sacrifice is.
"Although it may be a bit arbitrary, on the day of the jīng spiritual festival, I still very much hope that Fan can also attend."
When she came back to her senses, Artoria was looking at me unblinking, with her majestic green eyes, which she dared not look at her.
"As long as the time comes, the task at hand is not very tight, I will definitely find time to participate." For Artoria's request, I can only make such a maximum commitment.
"That's enough."
A smile brighter than the sun and pure bloomed from Artoria's beautiful face.
While the two of us were talking, people came over to us one after another.
For example, Carlos and Seattlek, I can understand that Carlos is here, after all, there is Kajieer's show, if it is not for the mission, I am afraid that the excitement and expectation in the heart of this NV knight will make him unable to sleep since last night, and he will come here early to wait.
But Seattle's ...... He doesn't look like a person who likes to watch dramas.
Although I know very well that just like a cold and cruel guy with crazy blood, who actually hates violence very much in his heart, Seattlek will occasionally see the shocking scene of him sitting under a tree reading a book, but I still can't accept this contrast in my heart.
Immediately afterwards, Tia, iǎ Fox, Chris, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, Old Drunkard, Old Man Farah, these guys who want to see and don't want to see also appeared one by one, it seems that the performance held by this alliance is really quite amazing.
"I heard that there will be a cameo performance by our dwarves, so I reluctantly came over to take a look."
Mu Dwarf Winter Gua Tian said shamelessly.
"Oh, are you playing the winter melon on the side of the road?" Farah, the old adversary, immediately became sarcastic.
"Shut up, you old horseman, look at your skinny appearance, even if you play an old locust on the side of the road, the audience will think that there are too few tree whiskers on it, and it can't be fake." Muradin replied dismissively.
"You dwarf, even if you chop off your limbs, it's just like a pickle jar." Farah, who was poked in the sore spot, covered his remaining sparse beard in distress and scolded.
At this time, the performance on stage has already begun.
"Huh?"
On the second seat on the left, the surprised voice of the iǎ fox sounded, and she stared at the program schedule in her hand, as if she had seen something incredible, and then she stared at her with charming eyes.
"The first drama was actually made up by you idiot."
Everyone also showed a trance expression, and hurriedly looked at the program schedule in their hands, and sure enough, after the first drama, the screenwriter's name was written in person.
Hmph, did you finally find out? You guys.
I can't help but raise my chin, let out a soft snort, and remind everyone with arrogant eyes that the literary and artistic youth around you is not the only one in Jieluka.
"Hmph, anyway, it's something that was copied from some of the iǎ books." I always like to go against me, the iǎ girl Beya, so judged.
"No, if that's the case, I'll be relieved......"
The iǎ fox, who had a deeper understanding of my [Heavenly Imagination] thoughts, shook the cute fox ears and sighed heavily.
As he spoke, the performance on stage was already in full swing.
I saw five young people wearing bronze-armor that did not look like the style of the Dark Continent, staggering from east to side, blood flowing from the corners of their mouths, as if they had been traumatized by some kind of severe zhòng, and not far away lay a barbarian with an arrow in the chest.
"Hold on, Seiyako"
"Don't worry, Shihime, I won't fall"
"Bingli, hold on, I'll help you right away."
"Leave me alone, Huina, rush forward, there's not much time left for us."
"Shun NV, the light is just around the corner"
"We must ......" five scarred, but strong-eyed NV children, speaking in unison.
"Be sure to wake up Kratos, our god of war"
"Long live Sparta"
Whew, I saw the stunned crowd stuffing the popcorn in their hands into their noses.
"Senior Brother Wu, is it my delusion? The fallen barbarian, named Kratos or something, looks a little familiar? Seattle pointed to himself depressedly.
"There is no such thing, I swear in the name of God." I looked Seattleck squarely, and there was not the slightest emptiness in my heart.
Seattlek grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, as if to vent the unknown frustration in his heart, and chewed it heavily.
"Five valiant warriors, I won't let you succeed, I will never allow the god of war to be resurrected."
That's when new enemies appear.
Dressed in ornate armor with a white princess costume and a crown on his head, a beautiful young man appeared with a trident in his hand, followed by seven heavily armed iǎ dwarves.
"Who are you?" Five less NV was shocked.
"Sea Emperor." The gorgeous young NV spit out four words majestically and elegantly in his mouth.
"Sea Emperor. Snowy"
Dwarf: "Swordsman." ”
Two dwarves: "Spearmen." ”
Three Dwarves: "Archers." ”
Four Dwarves: "Cavalry." ”
Five Dwarves: "Magician." ”
Six Dwarves: "Assassin." ”
Seven Dwarves: "Berserker." ”
"We are, the Seven Seas Generals under the Sea Emperor's Throne," the seven dwarves said in unison.
For some reason, Artoria, who was sitting next to her eating popcorn, was poking my head desperately in the head with the golden stick on her forehead.
"Hmph, that's the end of the playhouse, let me end this fight."
A wave of unevenness has risen again and again.
"Who is it?" The Sea Emperor and the five young NVs shouted at the same time.
"Hades"
From the shadow of yīn, an iǎnv child dressed in dark armor, with a delicate body, wearing an iǎ red hat, and holding an iǎ dinner basket slowly walked out, staring at everyone on the field with a deep gaze.
"Hades.iǎ Red Riding Hood"
"And us, the Big Three of the Underworld" jumped out from behind her, one man, two NV, and three fighters.
"Wild Wolf"
"Cinderella"
"Farmer's NV"
"The third guy's name is completely unclear, bastard"
Unable to stand it and frenzied, Beya shook my shoulder desperately and complained, while the others were already mechanically stuffing popcorn into their eyes, their eyes glazed over.
"Don't you think such a three-strong opposition is very interesting?" I wiped the foam from Beya's face and persuaded me bitterly.
"Let's keep reading."
At this time, the fierce battle on the stage has begun, and the first to fall is the three giants of the underworld, the wolf, who puts the number of people on this side at a disadvantage?
"Wild wolf" Iǎ Red Riding Hood hugged his subordinates who had fallen in a pool of blood and wept.
"Lord Hades, in fact, the murderer of your grandmother is ...... It's ......" The wolf didn't finish his words, and he tilted his head and fell.
"Look at my infinite sword"
"Turn me into a meteor, Pegasus Meteor Fist"
"Death to all, Dawn NV God's forgiveness"
"Already...... It's completely set. Looking at the big bucket on the stage, Veras, who was sitting next to her, smiled bitterly.
"What's the final script?"
"I want to see it...... Well, that's right, until one person is left. I shook my head triumphantly.
As a result, he was beaten by an inexplicable punch.
The stage has completely turned into an indiscriminate fight, such as the seven dwarves slashing down the three dwarf archers who are companions, and Shun NV slamming the nebula chain to explode the chrysanthemum of his sister Huina......
Unexpectedly, the audience in the audience watched it with relish, probably thinking that such a battle was quite interesting, which was better than the old-fashioned plots in Knight Iǎ.
By the way, the end result is total annihilation.
Eventually, I was woken up by Veras.
"Adult~~~Adult~~~"
"How...... What's up, Veras. ”
I covered my still bruised cheeks, and secretly wrote down some of the people who had beaten me up in the troubled waters just now.
"Siruth's show is about to begin."
Veras shyly leaned her mouth up and whispered softly in my ear.
"What?"
I quickly shook my head, came to my senses, and looked up to see that it had been almost an iǎ hour before Tianli fainted.
These guys are really ruthless.
Veras gently helped me on the shoulder, and her face was crimson all the time.
"Woo, do you really want to act?" She screamed in embarrassment.
"I understand your feelings very well, but this is the bad taste of Akara nǎinǎi, and I can't stop it."
I looked at the NV child in front of me sympathetically, my own experience had to be performed on stage, and there were tens of thousands of spectators watching, what a challenge it was for her to be shy, and it was good to be able to stand here.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just in time."
At this time, Linya and Lena also rushed over.
"Desperately finish the next work, spare half an iǎ hour, hehe~~~"
Sticking out their tongues playfully at me, the two NV children sat down and looked at the stage attentively.
Lena, who stared at the stage for a long time, suddenly noticed something, came to me with a red face, begging to share her vision.
Ahaha, it turns out that my family's Lena will also have a natural time.
At this moment, the originally noisy crowd suddenly quieted down, and today's blockbuster performance finally began.
In a hurry, ignoring Lena's faint protest, I directly hugged her delicate body, put it on my knees, and held my hands, opening up a shared vision.
At this moment, the man dressed as an NV outfit, dressed in a leather armor cloak, and a majestic woman like a handsome prince appeared.
Ay? The degree of restoration of this costume is really high, at that time I was wearing such a suit, but the same dress, Siruth wore it like a pretty prince dressed as a man in NV, and I looked like a dirt road.
Seeing the familiar plots unfolding on the stage, I couldn't help but feel emotional, those memories that had been a little vague, in my mind, began to gradually become distinct, looking at the eyes on the stage were hazy, as if through the shackles of time, back to seven years ago, the years when the monster attacked the village.
This chapter is written in a bit of a mess that could have been written better.,It's more full of complaints.,Sure enough, I was beaten by yesterday's accident.,My thoughts can't keep up with it.,I'm very dissatisfied with this chapter.。
I hope tomorrow's chapter can return to normal, a long-planned revenge action is about to be staged, but don't look at Rogge's third miserly iǎ heart eye Cheng dù, those accounts, are all written down in the iǎ book, aha.