Chapter 1205: True and False Knights
Chapter 1205 True and False Knights
"All in all, there is no evidence, let me find evidence, in the name of grandpa."
Pushing the bridge of my nose, I looked deeply, as if I had finally ushered in the end of the 1,205-episode suspense blockbuster.
Anyway, who would watch a suspense film with such a long plot, I have long forgotten the characters in front of jì, and the foreshadowing that was buried before has long been forgotten, from a suspense film to a main fù film
No, I always feel that there is another guy who is covering his mouth and vomiting blood and shouting that he can be shot while lying down, so let's do something serious first.
Leaving Jie 1ù aside, I began to break into the background, weaving back and forth among the busy beautiful female elves.
Probably because of the last crystal shard mission, I, the prince who was originally not very reliable in the elf race, finally got a little respect from this arrogant race, no matter what I thought in my heart, at least on the bright side, these elves in front of me were willing to smile respectfully at me.
I stopped a random elf who didn't seem to be very busy, talked to her for a while, and then got to business.
"By the way, who prepared our show, just looking at the layout, I think it will be a cheering performance."
"Hehe, doesn't His Royal Highness know?"
When I praised me like this, a proud smile immediately bloomed on the pretty face of the elf mm.
"This is all the credit of Lord Ka1ù Jie, all the programs on this God's Day, whether it is the script, lyrics, or dance, are all the work of Lord Ka 1ù Jie." Oh oh oh, that's amazing. "I was shocked.
Wait, Ka 1 ù Jie?
In other words, these elves don't know that Ka1 Jie, who was supposed to be by Artoria's side, has been locked up in the cupboard and replaced by her extremely bad sister?
"His Royal Highness really doesn't know anything about it?" When the female elf saw my surprised look, she couldn't help but be surprised.
"I'm sorry, I really don't know, I didn't expect Ka 1ù Jie to be so powerful." I scratched my head in embarrassment.
"That's right, Your Highness is so busy, it's reasonable not to know."
Elf mm seemed relieved, and then raised his chin slightly in a very admiring tone, and said solemnly.
"Lord Ka1ù Jie, among our elves, he is known as a gorgeous dance knight."
Didn't even fool me?
Compared with confirming the title of gorgeous dance music knight, I was more surprised that the yellow joke shì girl who took pleasure in selling festivals in front of me actually said several truths in one breath, could it be that the end of the world is coming?
After saying goodbye to the elf, I returned to Jie 1ù Ka.
"How's it confirmed? His Royal Highness the Prince who tried to get the other party pregnant with words. Jie 1ù Ka came expressionlessly.
"Don't say it, I seem to be staring at someone who is pregnant, in short, I barely confirm that you are not lying." I was puzzled.
"However, what did she just say was Ka 1 Jie, not you, how can this be explained? Who exactly is the so-called gorgeous dance music knight? ”
"Ka 1ù Jie." The corners of Jie 1ùka's mouth outlined a smile that had succeeded in mischief.
"I'm going, without hesitation to storm 1ù out of this xìng? Sure enough, you're still fooling me, you bad guy," I suddenly lifted the coffee table angrily.
"But His Royal Highness thinks about it, in fact, it is I who is arranging the show now."
Jie1ùka's cunning appearance now is like a certain evil doctor who is trying to play the role of a pure citizen and give the detective a misleading clue.
"That's right, and that's where I was suspicious at first." After calming down, I began to ponder.
That's right, it doesn't matter which sentence of Jie 1ù Ka is true and which sentence is false, but there is only one thing that cannot be faked, that is, these programs are indeed arranged by her.
"What's the truth? yù knows the future, please see [Silly Prince Detective's ** Leak Journey Side Story Sister Chapter 9]. ”
"Don't say it as if there really is a book, and don't let the Sanwu princess hear it, otherwise it will really start from nothing" I didn't hesitate to slap a knife on the forehead of Jie 1 Ka.
"Do you mean...... The gorgeous dance music knight is indeed saying that Ka 1ù Jie is true, but the real behind-the-scenes CAO author is actually you, like this? ”
After a moment of contemplation, I made my guess.
Jie 1ù was stunned, it seems that I guessed correctly, not the middle red heart is at least the Cheng dù of the nine rings.
Then she made a move that surprised me, took out a small bottle, poured out the yao pills inside, and counted them.
"What are you doing?" I'm curious.
"Count them and see if His Royal Highness has stolen food."
"I wouldn't eat this kind of thing."
"But His Royal Highness's IQ just now is completely abnormal, isn't it because he stole something?"
"That's called a long wave, and I don't think your expired contraceptives can have the effect of raising IQ."
This stupid shì girl, do you want me to complain about her so much?
"In other words, I guessed right."
"That's probably true, but I'm curious about the basis of His Highness's judgment." Jie 1 Ka looked at me with suspicion, as if to say, it must be a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, right?
"It's not difficult, as long as you think about it, you know that Ka 1ù Jie has to wait for Artoria all day long, and it is impossible for you to have time to write scripts, fill in lyrics, choreograph dances, etc., and you, at all, can be regarded as your own nest, you should have so much material in your head, and you have enough time to toss."
"It's really rude, I also want to wait for the Grand Elder of Yalandran to say." Jie 1ù Ka seemed to retort a little unwillingly.
"No denial, that is, admitted?" I shook my head triumphantly.
In fact, there is no follow-up basis for judgment, that is, this yellow joke shì woman is timid and afraid of being born xìng, and she is destined to be unwilling to be violent 1ù under the eyes of everyone, and will only hide behind the scenes, such as her identity as the intelligence chief, and then push her sister Ka 1ùjie, who looks exactly like her, to the foreground ruthlessly.
It's really a poor sister, if I were Ka 1ù Jie, when I was in the womb, I am afraid that I would have been unable to help but kick the unscrupulous sister next to me a few times.
"Anyway, how is Ka 1ù Jie's taste?"
I suddenly wanted to understand that if we were sisters, our artistic talents should be similar, although they were not like Jie 1ù Ka, who could soak in the royal embassy every day to absorb some useful and useless knowledge.
Ka1ù Jie: "......"
"What's wrong? An apocalyptic look. ”
"No, it's nothing, Ka 1ù Jie, right?" Obviously hiding something, this yellow joke shì woman shook her head, 1ù a very subtle smile.
"Ka 1ù Jie's words, her taste in art is the same as the singing voice of His Royal Highness the Prince."
"Isn't that amazing?" I was amazed, sure enough, there must be a sister who has a sister.
Jie 1ù card: "......"
"Why do you look like the end of the world?"
"No, nothing." With a sleepy smile, Jie 1 Ka shook his head again.
"Very good, for the time being, Ka 1ù Jie is an alternate member of our band." I raised my fist in the air.
"Applause."
Jie 1ù Ka this guy, who has no sincerity at all, with a perfunctory attitude, applauded, and then built yì Dao.
"How about the name of the band be called [The Trio Who Destroyed the Miè World]?"
"Doesn't seem to be too bad......," I thought with my chin moaned.
The name has a dark style, but the lead singer in it is known as the savior, such a strong contrast...... There are doors, there really are doors
The more I thought about it, the more satisfied I became, I couldn't help but smile, and patted Jie 1 Ka's shoulder with satisfaction, you guy, you have finally done a good thing.
However, this matter should be discussed with Ka 1ù Jie later, and it is important to complete the work at hand first.
I suddenly remembered my mission, and quickly kicked the flying mind back into my head.
"Besides, what props are still missing in your show, maybe do you need any cooperation?"
"There is a lack of an actor to play the Duke of the Beast." Jie 1ù card did not hesitate.
"I'm sorry that there are no actors like that, and I will never let you play that kind of show" gritted his teeth, if it weren't for someone nearby, I would have to beat this yellow girl in the ass right now.
"If you don't have it, forget it, we don't need other props here." Jie 1 Ka sighed in disappointment.
"Really don't need anything else?"
"No, it's all prepared, and even if there's something missing, it's not something you'll be able to prepare right away."
Oh oh oh, the professional is really different from the amateur, I look at the Jie 1ù card with a little admiration.
"In that case, then I'll go first, you guys should do your best."
Looking at the time, I think it's better to hurry up and get the information required for these props to Linya.
Hey, what about the information?
I grabbed the empty bosom, and the stack of papers I was holding had disappeared into thin air.
"Uh-huh, I see." Then, I heard the frequent exclamations from the yellow duanzi shì girl.
Looking back, what this guy was holding in his hand were the props that disappeared from his arms out of thin air, and he was watching them with relish.
"Although I can't bear to hit these people, I can roughly guess the level of their program from these props alone."
The shì girl with a black belly and a poisonous tongue made such a conclusion mercilessly at all.
"Sincerity and courage are more important."
Although I really wanted to say a good word for those people, but after thinking about it, I could only make such a weak rebuttal.
Jie 1ùka is not wrong at all, those shows, just looking at the title of the show, I have a feeling when Princess Sanwu handed me the title of her freshly baked work, which was never less than ten words printed on the hard cover.
Titanium dogs are blind.
"Let's go."
"Hmm...... Okay, huh? Where to go? ”
Because Jie 1ùka's demeanor and tone are taken for granted, just like a girl who trots over and naturally takes her boyfriend's arm while waiting at a date.
Jie 1ù Ka shook the props in his hand in front of my eyes.
"You want to come with me?" I tried to figure out what she meant.
"That's not right." As a result, it was immediately rejected by Jie 1ù Ka with an expressionless face.
"It's just to stop His Royal Highness from applying glue to the props and making those actors make a fool of themselves on stage."
"I'm not going to do this kind of prank that only a kid would do"
"All in all, you can't watch His Royal Highness the Prince go down to sao and disturb those actresses."
"No, no, absolutely not."
"Hmm, hahahahaha, do you want this prop? It's very important to you, without this prop, your performance can't go on, maybe because of this failed performance, your artist team will also collapse and disband, and all the people will live on the streets, hehehe, if that's the case, there is no way, as long as you are willing to obediently listen to me and be a slave under my crotch, it's not that you can't consider lending this prop to you......"
"What part of the Duke of Beasts series is this borrowing from?" I have had countless experiences, and I have been calm and abnormal in dealing with yellow jokes like Jie 1ù Ka.
"All in all, in order to maintain the peace of the Diablo Big 6."
"It turns out that my storage zài has hindered Diablo 6 from achieving peace? It looks like it's very powerful, and although I don't understand why at all, I always feel like I'm pretty good."
Jie 1ù card: "......"
Me: "......"
"Okay, I see, whatever you want, but it's okay to leave your job like this?"
In the end, this spit war ended with me giving in, really, this guy is really not cute, can't he be a little more honest in front of me? As long as I obediently tell the truth - "I just want to be with His Royal Highness", no matter how much I ask for it, I will nod and agree.
Seeing that I compromised, the corners of Jie 1 Ka's mouth seemed to be slightly hooked, and he looked very happy.
After talking to a few elves and jiao, she ran back.
"Okay?"
"Alright."
"Are you all clear?" I'm still a little worried.
"Don't worry, I've already told them, His Royal Highness ordered me to go back in the name of the Queen, strip naked and smear Nai oil and honey on Chi 1UO's body, and obediently lie on the netg and wait for him to finish his work and enjoy it."
"I don't feel at ease at all, stupid"
I knew that this guy was selling her pornographic jokes, but I still couldn't help but complain loudly.
This chapter code is particularly tragic.,The reason is because I listened to someone's instigation.,Suddenly a whim wanted to kill and kill his computer.,Under the little red umbrella that someone said had a good reputation.,As a result, a round of scanning down,The virus didn't appear.,C disk still has 21G of space left, but it's inexplicably full.,Only more than 30 trillion left.
Then the PS crash of the code word,Xiao Qi thought it didn't matter.,There's also an automatic backup.,The result is to reopen the document.,Restore fù backup,All that is displayed is 1uan code,Helplessly, unload the little red umbrella,Clean up the C disk,And then reinstall PS,It's good,It's just that the words in the front code have been lost more than half (the great luck in the misfortune is the occasional flash of inspiration in the middle of the code word,Manually saved),In the end, I can only hurriedly code out 4ooo and upload it......
ps: Tomorrow 7ooo will be made up......
PS2: Xiaoqi hates even Little Red Riding Hood now......