The next morning.

Mikaka was still asleep and dazed, and was suddenly awakened by two slaps.

"Woo...... Hurt. He woke up in pain, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that f**k! It turned out to be Xiao Po, the little ancestor, who rode on his head and slapped him hard.

"Hey! Bullying early in the morning! Am I really the sick man of East Asia? Mikaka covered her face with her hands and jumped up in anger.

Spelled. Fight with this little ghost! Mikaka clenched his fists, "Don't underestimate me. I have studied Wing Chun, and I have been accomplished in Jeet Kune Do for more than ten years. What Muay Thai, Western boxing, it's all out of the question. ”

"Bang!" Xiao Po's punch knocked a dark circle in his eyes.

"Do you want to continue?" Xiao Po asked politely, looking up at him, not only did he not feel ashamed, but he was also very arrogant.

"Don't continue. I throw in the towel. Anyway, why hit me! Mikaka clutched the dark circle under her eyes and was hurt.

"I'm training you." There are a lot of crooked reasons.

"You're all nonsense."

“no！ No！ no！ Xiao Po shook his finger and said to him: "You must know that you are now being targeted by the man in black and will be attacked at any time, so you must be vigilant at any time, I have arranged a series of special training to help you improve your reaction ability." Today's slap is one of those special trainings. Who let you sleep without being vigilant. ”

"......" Although Xiao Po is right, Mikaka seriously suspects that he is bullying people by changing tricks.

"If you don't believe me, forget it. Yes! Men in Black! Xiao Po pointed out sharply.

Mikaka fell to the ground in fright, holding her head in her hands. "Woohoo! Don't kill me! Don't kill me! ”

However, for a long time, there was no movement.

Wait, Mikaka remembered something.

His house is on the eighth floor, how can the man in black be outside the window of his house.

Unless they can fly!

Depend on! Mikaka was not stupid again, and immediately realized that he had been tricked again.

raised his head, and sure enough, he saw Xiao Po's underbeaten face.

Proud, arrogant, contemptuous, invincible, high above, reigning in the world. Mikaka can come up with a lot of domineering words to describe this person.

But it can also be simplified into one word, that is, drag!

I was played like a dog by a schoolboy. The thought of this made Mikaka feel very sad.

Forget it. Don't worry about children. Mikaka thought, looking at the time, it was almost time for school.

Let's go wash your face first.

Mikaka had just opened the bathroom door. But suddenly his eyeballs widened.

A log hangs from the ceiling, and one end of the rope is attached to the doorknob. As soon as the door is unscrewed, the suspended wood will hit it like a bell.

"Wow!" Mikaka didn't expect that there would be a mechanism in this bathroom.

"Bell!" The log hit him directly in the chest, knocking him flying.

"Smack!" Mikaka's body was pressed against the wall, and it took a while for him to slide down.

No way...... Damn.

At this time, Xiao Po came out of the bedroom, "I said that I want to give you special training, so this room is full of mechanisms." ”

"Your sister ......" Mikaka clutched his chest, holding back a mouthful of old blood and not spitting it out.

At this time, the decay system sounded again, "Dear, your decay value has risen by 10 points." ”

Go to Nima's decay system! This is counting down to my death, right? Mikaka scolded inwardly.

Fortunately, he still has a physique that can't be killed. It's also strange to say that he can't die if he is abused like this every day. This cannot but be said to be a small bug in this book. But given the aura of the second male, it's nothing special.

Anyway, Mikaka gasped for breath and was alive again. This guy's ability to regenerate blood seems to be quite awesome.

After washing his face and brushing his teeth, Mikaka went to the table to eat.

Originally, the seat he was used to sitting in was occupied by Xiao Po.

"Hey. This is my seat. "Mikaka is a little angry.

Not to mention occupying his bed, but also dominating his seat?

This elementary school student, will he bully honest people too much?!

"Mom, you criticize him for me!" The cowardly Mikaka had no choice but to ask Mi's mother for help.

Who knows, Mi's mother has long been fallen by Xiao Po's sweet words.

This Xiao Po also specially sent her a set of expensive cosmetics.

It really deserves to know how to buy people's hearts!

"Mikaka." Mi's mother said to him earnestly: "You are the big brother, you should let Kong Rong make pears." Let my brother do it. ”

"Mom. Kong Rong let the pear, it seems to be an allusion to the younger brother to make the elder brother. ”

"Adults talk, children interject!" Mi's mother glared at Mikaka angrily, "You're a tall scholar, aren't you!" Last time I took the exam, I took the first place! If you don't say it, I almost forgot. ”

"Uh...... This ......" Mikaka's death hole was poked, and he didn't dare to say it.

"Tell me honestly, did you fail the test?"

"No, no, no. I did a good job. ”

"That's the number one."

"It's just ......," Mikaka still didn't dare to say.

But Xiao Po exposed him, "He took the fifth place in the exam." ”

"You...... How to know! Mikaka looked at him in amazement.

Xiao Po pointed to his head, "You don't know, I'm a detective!?" ”

Now the detective can even reason out about the test score?

"Okay. Mikaka, you actually took the fifth place. You've been the second best in the past before! ”

"Alas. That's the glorious history of the old calendar......"

Mikaka lamented that in his current situation, if any more strange transfer students came in, he wouldn't even be able to keep his fifth place in a minute. The current transfer students are really ruthless, Qi Mu endured the first exam, Xia Good Morning and Ah Chun even relied on cheating to run ahead of him.

It's really unbearable!

"Mikaka...... "Unexpectedly, Mi's mother didn't blame him." Alas, forget it. Mi's mother spoke like she had given up on him completely. You can score as many points as you like. I'm already a Buddhist. ”

"Mom...... You might as well scold me. ”

"Nope." Mi's mother continued to sigh, "You've grown up. I have my own ideas. Mom has a generation gap with you, and I can't control you. It's like last night, my mother just knew for the first time that you would be buying a chong gas doll online. Whining. I suddenly felt sorry for your father. ”

With tears in her eyes, Mi's mother turned around and ran back to the bedroom.

Mikaka was stunned. Unexpectedly, the aftershocks of the chong gas doll last night continued.

Ay. This place should not be stayed for long.

Mikaka also wanted to comfort Mi's mother, but he expected her to talk about the chirp doll...... So, it's better to run away as far as possible.

Mikaka didn't even want to eat breakfast, grabbed her bag and wanted to run.

"Wait for me." Xiao Po drank the milk unhurriedly before Shi Shiran grabbed his schoolbag and followed behind Mikaka.

"Wait......" Mikaka looked at him with his school bag, "what are you going to do?" ”

"School, of course."

"What elementary school did you attend?"

"Is your brain watering?" Xiao Po stared at him, rolled his eyes, handsome!

"Of course I'm going back to Xiangyun High School with you."

"Huh?" Mikaka scratched her head, "I heard you right. Why are you elementary school students coming back to Xiangyun High School with me! ”

"To protect you, of course."

“…… Are you sure? ”

"I'm pretty sure."

"I don't care if I'm kicked out of school."

"Don't worry. The mountain people have their own tricks. Xiao Po looked confident. This little ghost, with a bad stomach, with Mikaka's IQ, how can he see through the thoughts in the other party's heart.

Since he wants to go to school with him, let's go. Mikaka didn't believe it, Xiao Po could still blend into the school.

The two men walked out of the house.

When I was about to get to the elevator, suddenly- "Brother Mikaka!" ”

Mikaka looked back and saw that it was Han Meimei and Li Lei.

"Brother Mikaka, good morning." The two little ghosts were very enthusiastic and greeted him.

Transsexualized?

"Oh. It's you. Good morning. Mikaka greeted him politely.

Unexpectedly, Han Meimei and Li Lei suddenly took out a water gun from behind their backs.

"Zizi!"

The water gun shot Mikaka in the face, who was caught off guard.

"Haha!" The two imps ran away giggling.

Xiao Po crossed his arms and glanced at Mikaka with slanted eyes, "Mikaka, you've been tricked again." ”

"What. Is this also your special training? ”

"Of course. You know, the Man in Black can dress up as anyone. Therefore, even acquaintances cannot let their guard down. ”

"Whew!" Mikaka wiped the water from her face dismissively. "I thought the special training was so good. Isn't it just a water gun? It's too pediatric. ”

"Do you think this water gun is filled with water?" The corners of Xiao Po's mouth were full of sarcasm.

"Huh?" Mikaka's action to wipe her face stalled.

Not water? What's that?

Mikaka could smell the smell of urine on her face. Suddenly, he understood everything.

"Vomit vomit!"

Mikaka ran towards home. "Mom! Woooooo ”

Crying to find my mother, I have grown up to be such a big person, and I am not shy.

However, this little break is too cunning.

Mikaka really can't guard against him.

This little imp is more terrifying than the man in black, okay!

Leaning slightly, Mikaka and Xiao Po, who had washed their faces, appeared downstairs.

Aiming left and right, there is no man in black.

Mikaka walked to the bicycle shed and was about to push the bicycle when he suddenly remembered something and took a few steps back nervously.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Po asked.

"Nonsense. Shall I not beware of your organs? "Mikaka, that's scared. Who knows what trick this little ghost will come up with to toss him.

But Mikaka looked the bike up and down, left and right, and didn't see anything going on anyway.

"You're too suspicious." Xiao Po's expression was light.

"I'm not to blame." Mikaka is now a soldier. But he judged that the bicycle should be unorganized, so he dared to open the lock and push it out.

"Come on. I'll take you to school. Mikaka said to Xiao Po.

"Ugh. I have a car. Xiao Po replied. So, you broken car, forget it. ”

"Snort. Still disgusted with my broken car? I think you go to school on a children's tricycle. Hee-hee. Mikaka taunted as he got on his bike, "Then I'll go first!" ”

He had just sat down on the cushion......

"Whew!" The whole person suddenly flew out.

. When Mikaka was flying in mid-air, he realized that he had been hit again. That bicycle has been tampered with!

He guessed right. It's just too late to wake up.

Xiao Po crossed his arms and smiled coldly.

The saddle of this bicycle has been secretly installed with high-energy springs by him, and as soon as he sits on it, it will fly into the sky......

At this time, a luxury car stopped beside Xiao Po.

The driver stepped out of the car, "Young Master, please get in the car." ”

Xiao Po swaggered in.

Although Qi Mu became a child, his money did not disappear. To put it simply, this Xiaopo is a little tyrant with a lot of money. This luxury car and driver are the ones he invited. Of course, he doesn't dare to be too ostentatious now. When he turns back into Qi Mu, then he can be even more arrogant......

The luxury car left in a puff of smoke. Mikaka was left hanging on a lamppost facing the street, weakly calling for help from passers-by below.

"Big brother, big sister, do me a favor."

However, everyone just took out their mobile phones, took photos of his embarrassment, and posted them to the circle of friends, and they scattered.

"Hey, hey!" People nowadays are so unloving.

Mikaka was about to sigh at the coldness of the world, when suddenly, a familiar figure walked under the lamppost.

The other party looked up and stared at him.

"Mikaka, what are you doing here? Drying clothes? ”

"Have you ever seen a laundry like this?" Mikaka couldn't cry or laugh, "Brother Yi, do me a favor and get me down." ”

The person standing under the lamppost was none other than Lan Yi, the captain of the Shonan High School basketball team who had played before, and was also a cadre of the Slaughtering Guild.

Lan Yi brought the ladder and helped Mikaka down.

"Brother Yi, you are such a person." Mikaka held his hand, a handful of tears and snot, not to mention how touched.

"You're welcome. Anyway, how could you be on that? Lan Yi asked.

"Don't mention it. If you mention too much, it's all tears. "Mikaka's tragic life, written out, is millions of words of online articles, and there is no water, every chapter is full of ups and downs, and the climax is continuous. But Mikaka just wants to be a quiet nerd!

Since Mikaka didn't want to mention it again, Lan Yi didn't force him anymore.

At this point, Mikaka's stomach growled. He clutched his stomach, you know, he didn't even eat breakfast.

"You didn't eat breakfast?" Lan Yi stared at him and asked.

"Whew, it's too much of a hurry...... "Mikaka was a little hungry.

"I'll treat you to it."

"Really? Brother Yi, you are such a good person. It's a comic book version of the live**! ”

"Don't say that, it's just breakfast. I can afford it. ”

Lan Yi took Mikaka to the door of the breakfast shop and ordered two servings of fritters, soy milk, preserved eggs and lean porridge or something.

The two men found a small table and sat down.

Just then, a man approached.

"Lan Yi, what a coincidence." The man was dressed in a suit, but it was unkempt, unkempt, and a little decadent.

"Oh. It turned out to be you, Uncle Xia. Lan Yi pretended to greet the man.

Actually, that man was the president of the Slaughtering Guild. What a chance encounter, of course, is pretended.

The purpose of the president is to get close to Mikaka.

"Can I make a table?" The president asked with a smile.

"Absolutely. I forgot to introduce, this is my friend. His name is Mikaka. Lan Yi introduced Mikaka.

"Hello. My name is Xia Liangcheng, and I am an unemployed vagrant. "The head of the Slaughtering Guild, that is, Xia Liangcheng, stretched out his hand towards Mikaka.

Mikaka quickly stood up and shook hands with the other party.

"Hello, my name is Mikaka."

Hey, wait a minute. Mikaka seems to have heard the name Xia Liangcheng somewhere.

He didn't know that Xia Liangcheng was Qi Mu's master.

Unexpectedly, Xia Liangcheng, who had been missing for many years, turned out to be the president of the Slaughtering Guild, and planned to use Mikaka to deal with Qi Mu.

What a drama of master and apprentice turning against each other!

Xia Liangcheng sat down, talking to Lan Yi while secretly observing Mikaka.

According to his observations, the current Mikaka is just an ordinary person, and he has no source power of the god at all. But it's hard to say, after all, it's a god, what if it suddenly breaks out one day. So, let's talk to him first.

Xia Liangcheng decided to get acquainted with Mikaka and then absorb him into the guild.

After eating breakfast, Xia Liangcheng got up to leave. Before leaving, he called Lan Yi over.

The two of them stayed at the door of the breakfast shop alone, chatting and walking away.

"President, since the Battle of the Shura Field, Mikaka seems to have changed back to an ordinary person. What's going on? Lan Yi asked.

Xia Liangcheng: "Who knows." However, I see that he is dumbfounded. Perfect for pulling into the Slaughter Guild. ”

Lan Yi squinted at him, "President, why do I think your tone looks like you're pulling people into a pyramid scheme?" ”

Xia Liangcheng: "How can this be the same? We are dedicating ourselves to a just cause! In order to prevent this world from being controlled by the big devil of Qi Mu. We must unite the forces of justice. ”

Lan Yi: "President, in fact, I have wanted to ask for a long time, isn't that Qi Mu your apprentice." Why are you dealing with him. And call him the big devil? I don't think he's anything but pretending. ”

"Hey. You don't understand him. He's too shady. Xia Liangcheng sighed, "I just saw his dark side and found out how terrible this person is." Trust me. If he is not stopped, Qi Mu will definitely rule this world. ”

Are you sure? Although Xia Liangcheng's words were conclusive, Lan Yi still had reservations.

Qi Mu, will he really become the Great Demon King who rules the world?

On the other side, Mikaka saw that Lan Yi and Xia Liangcheng had gone away, and it was estimated that they would not come back. He also finished breakfast and planned to carry his schoolbag to school.

But at this moment, the owner of the breakfast shop chased after him.

"Hey, what's the matter! You haven't paid yet?! ”

"Ahh Mikaka was dumbfounded, "Wait, the two guys who came with me just now haven't paid for breakfast yet?!! ”

"That's right. The uncle just now said, take it on your account! ”

"I'll go!" Mikaka exclaimed, Ya, I've been trapped!

Even such a pure baby as him is cheating, that Xia Liangcheng is too hateful. and that Lan Yi, I thought he was handsome and had a charming smile, but I never expected it...... It is true that people cannot be seen, and the sea water cannot be measured.

Alas, it's no wonder that Mikaka's social experience is too shallow, and he actually fell for someone else's tricks.

I said. This classmate. The owner of the breakfast shop crossed his waist and glared at Mikaka: "You don't want to eat the overlord meal, do you?" Do you want to pay for a breakfast? ”

"The owner...... It's not like I want to pay the bills...... "Mikaka took out his wallet pitifully, he was so poor that he only had two dollars left for the bus.

Hey, the poorest male protagonist in this book, no money and no good looks, this kind of decay will not be reversed by the end of this book.

"Don't pay, don't want to go!" Don't look at the shopkeeper is a woman, with a kitchen knife in her hand, she can still be a butcher!

Mikaka almost knelt down and shouted to Uncle to spare his life. Fortunately, at this time, he saw an acquaintance passing by.

"Wow! Good morning summer! Mikaka couldn't help but pull the passing Xia Good Morning over.

"Boss, she pays the bills! She pays! ”

"Meow." Xia Good Morning is also innocent, and he can be robbed by people when he goes to school.

"Mikaka. Why should I pay for you? "A poor man like Mikaka, Xia Good Morning has no intention of helping him pay the bill.

"Good morning Xia, you can help me this time. I'll pay you back. Mikaka cried for help.

Unexpectedly, Xia Zaoan took out a notebook from his schoolbag and flipped through the records: "Chapter 103 of this book, you owe me a thousand yuan." In chapter 136 of this book, you owe me three hundred dollars. Chapter XXX of this book, you owe me ......"

"Stop, stop!" Mikaka hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't read it." You remember it all! ”

"Humph! How else! The Internet has a memory! Xia Zao'an glared at him angrily, "You owe me so much money, and you haven't paid off your debts once, if I hadn't been for your role as the second male, I would have run to your house to splash paint and pour gasoline!" Grandma drops, and Ben Meow's money also dares to pit. You, don't you want to die! ”

Under Xia Zao'an's severe condemnation, Mikaka shrunk into a little dwarf of one meter 4, where to dare to resist, where to dare to say a word.

"Sister An, help me one last time. I'll definitely pay it back next time. ”

"No way!"

"Woohoo! Sister An! Save me! Mikaka hugged her thighs and just wouldn't let go.

"Let go! Let go! ”

"Don't let go! Don't let it go! ”

"Let go! Ahh Ahh "In order to get rid of Mikaka, Xia Good Morning simply treated him as a doll doll, and he fell when he picked him up.

But even if Mikaka was thrown so that he didn't look like a human or a ghost, he refused to let go.

"Don't pay for me. I'm not going to let go! ”

This kind of old man's strong will, Mikaka is clung to.

Even the owner of the breakfast shop couldn't stand it.

For a mere dozen dollars for breakfast, as for it......

"Stop fighting. Stop it. "The shopkeeper hurriedly drank good morning Xia, if he didn't stop it, Mikaka would be dead." Count me out of luck! I won't take your money anymore. ”

She didn't want a bloody case in front of her store, it would be a big loss.

"Really? Don't have to pay for me? Thank you boss, boss, you are really a fairy, a bodhisattva! Mikaka sent to kowtow to this bodhisattva.

"Mikaka......" Xia Zao'an stared at him, "You've been a lot like a dog lately......"

"Damn." Mikaka stood up, looking in the direction of the rising sun, with his hands behind his back, blowing in the wind, "If I were a dog, I would be an inspirational dog!" ”

No matter how many tribulations life has given him, Mikaka greets him with a smile!

This is the right attitude towards life!