343 Unspoken Rules

When Mikaka and Xia Good Morning arrived at the school, they happened to meet Xiao Po sitting at the door waiting for him.

"Why are you here now? I thought you fell into the gutter. Xiao Po looked at his watch and expressed disdain.

"You have to take care of it." Mikaka sneered.

Xiao Po smiled coldly, and glanced at Xia Good Morning beside Mikaka.

The two made eye contact and understood. Now, Xia Good Morning alone knows Xiao Po's true identity.

"Hey. You're all here. ”

At this time, Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie also came over and greeted them.

They seemed to be talking about something interesting just now, Qin Sijie said, "Hey, something flew from my house last night." Flew straight into my bedroom. Guess what? ”

Xia Zao raised his hand and replied, "I guess it's Batman?" ”

Mikaka said, "I guess it's Thanos." ”

"Sneer......" Qin Sijie knew that these two would only gag, "Okay, the mystery has been revealed." That's the kind of thing. ”

He took out his phone and showed the picture to everyone.

Mikaka's face turned pale instantly.

The one who flew into Qin Sijie's bedroom turned out to be ...... A chiro doll with fireworks in her ass!

"Wow! Who is so perverted to buy this kind of thing to play. Xia good morning exclaimed.

"That's it. I also stuck a firework in my butt! This man must be a pervert, otaku! Shi Zhenxian also said.

"Ahem." Mikaka coughed embarrassedly twice, "I said, the person who does this is not necessarily a pervert, maybe that person is a good student, a good young man who loves learning, is enthusiastic about helping others, and acts bravely?" ”

"Mikaka, you're not sick. Playing with chong gas dolls like this, can it be perverted? Qin Sijie didn't buy Mikaka's quibble.

"No, no, no." Mikaka waved his hand weakly, "I think, everyone has curiosity about this emerging product of chong qi doll." That person might just want to try, how far can he fly if he puts fireworks on the chong doll? I remember that there was a man in the Ming Dynasty who, in order to fly into the sky, also sat on a chair tied to a lot of fireworks. People have a desire for scientific knowledge! ”

"Listening to Mikaka, it makes sense."

Others, out of the way, were a little convinced. Mikaka has an iron mouth and copper teeth, but he can break blindly. No one can compare to him in this regard.

Mikaka was a little smug, "Still. It's a pity that it's too wasteful to experiment with this chong doll worth 1099 yuan. ”

This sentence is just a snake to add.

Because Xia Zao'an, several people suddenly looked at him, "How do you know that this chong doll is worth 1099 yuan?" ”

"Huh? This ......" Mikaka was speechless this time.

It's over, Mikaka is anxious, how can he get through this time.

Xia Good Morning, this cat lady, is too terrible, a pair of eyes are firmly fixed on Mikaka, as if to see through his heart.

She pointed at him, "Oh! Oh! Oh! ”

"Oh...... Oh what? "Mikaka is a thief with a weak heart and sweating profusely.

Xia Good Morning saw his strangeness and shouted, "No need to ask!" This chong doll must be his! ”

"No...... No way! "Mikaka is a dead duck with a hard mouth, and he just refuses to admit it.

But he's a good boy who can't lie. As soon as he lied, he was sweating profusely and looked left about him. With this kind of acting skills, anyone with a discerning eye can see that he is lying.

"Dare you say it's not you? You're all sweating! "Good morning summer is aggressive.

"It's hot." Mikaka made an excuse.

"Mikaka." Xiao Po came out in time to dismantle the stage, "The weather forecast says that it is only 18 degrees today, please pay attention to keep warm." ”

"......" damn weather forecast, never accurate, but at this time came out to pit people.

"I guess I was sweating just now."

Anyway, Mikaka just won't admit it. This chirping doll is his.

"What evidence do you say about this chong doll!" Mikaka said, "Show me the evidence, and I'll admit it!" Without evidence and no evidence, that is to frame and smear! ”

"Uh......" everyone was speechless for a moment.

But Xia good morning crossed his waist, "Phew, we never talk about evidence in our work!" We speak intuitively! ”

Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie agreed with her statement, and nodded frequently, "That's it!" ”

"You two echo worms, are you a little assertive, okay? Isn't my relationship with you deeper than your relationship with Xia Good Morning? Think about how long we've known each other! It's been a school since junior high school! ”

"Mikaka. You can't blame us for that. Qin Sijie said: "It is precisely because we have known you for a long time that we know who you are." ”

"Wait a minute. You mean, my personality is like buying a chong doll? ”

"Uh-huh!" Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie, the two lost friends, nodded desperately.

"Fuck off!"

Mikaka was furious, he didn't expect his image to be so unbearable in the eyes of his companions.

At this time, Xiao Po pushed the pair of glasses that had no degree and were purely used to pretend to be forced and said, "This chong doll is not Mikaka's." ”

"Huh? Little brat, why do you say that? Shi Zhenxian asked Xiao Po curiously.

"Just reason." Xiao Po, like Conan, began his reasoning: "Mikaka's home is in block D, and Qin Sijie's home is in block B. This is a straight line map between the two locations. You see. Xiao Po marked the location of the two families on the Gaode map, "The straight-line distance is more than 5 kilometers. And the Qin family is in the southwest of the Mi family, but last night it was a northeast wind. In other words, if you shoot the chong gas doll from Mi's house, it is impossible to float to Qin Sijie's house against the wind. Another point, if this chong doll costs 1,000 yuan, do you think that a person like Mikaka, who can't even pay for breakfast, will spend money to buy such an expensive chong doll? To sum up, there is only one truth. That is, this chong doll can never be poor Mikaka. ”

Hearing him talk so nonsense, I suddenly felt that it made sense. But in the last few sentences, how did Mikaka think he was cursing.

However, since he helped him clear his name, Mikaka didn't care.

With such a strong reasoning, Mikaka crossed his waist, "Hmph." Did you hear me! Detective Edogawa Kopo's reasoning, ask you if you are convinced! ”

"Edogawa Kopo?" Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie stared at him, Shi Zhenxian sneered, "I'm still a Kudo True Immortal!" Anyway, where did this kid come from? Lost? ”

"He's my bodyguard." Mikaka introduced.

Xiao Po stomped on his upper.

"Whew!" Mikaka clutched her feet, crying and jumping. This little ghost is too cold-blooded and violent.

Xiao Po straightened his bow: "Everyone, my name is Edogawa Xiao Po." It's Mikaka's life coach. ”

Life coach or something, it's too high.

Mikaka whispered: "Didn't you say that you would be a bodyguard?" How did you become a mentor again? ”

But Xiao Po turned his head and glared at him. Mikaka was so frightened that she quickly covered her mouth and didn't dare to speak.

Woo, such a terrible little ghost, it's really rare.

And Shi Zhenxian obviously didn't realize the horror of the young tooth version of Qi Mu, so he walked over without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and touched the small broken Conan hairstyle, "Haha, it's exactly the same as Conan, this hairstyle has sprayed a lot of hairspray." Hey, bear boy, hurry home. It's not where you play. ”

But Xiao Po was not in a hurry, patted Shi Zhenxian's hand away, and counted the treasures, "Shi Zhenxian, gender male, age 17, height 173, weight 63 kg, hobby pickling girls, no love experience, confession 55 times failed, characteristic love fart ......"

Depend on! Shi Zhenxian was annoyed and angry, "You kid, when did you investigate me?" ”

Xiao Po smiled coldly: "It's not just you, even you and I know everything about it." He pointed at Qin Sijie.

Qin Sijie was so frightened that he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Shi Zhenxian suppressed his anger and patted Xiao Po's head, "Child, don't anger your brother." My brother is a delinquent boy. When I hit someone, it hurts. ”

Xiao Po smiled slightly and asked, "Brother, how much does it hurt?" ”

Shi Zhenxian Yin smiled and raised his fist, "You try it, don't you know?" Hey. ”

Wow. Seeing that the struggle between them was about to break out, Mikaka hurriedly ran over and grabbed Shi Zhenxian, "Brother Shi Shi!" Don't be impulsive. It's going to die! ”

"Mikaka, don't stop me. Even if this kid is your life mentor, I'll beat him up. Don't worry, I won't let him die. At most, he went home and called his mother! ”

"Brother Shi. You misunderstood what I meant. Mikaka hugged Shi Zhenxian, "I mean, you're going to die." ”

"Huh?" Shi Zhenxian glared and looked at Mikaka, "You mean, I won't be able to beat this little brat?" ”

"Hmmm! It must not be beaten. Mikaka nodded.

Xiaopo is very powerful, Mikaka knows best, of course, Xia Good Morning is also very clear.

Therefore, she seized the business opportunity, immediately walked over, and took out a contract, "Brother Shi, don't worry, help me buy personal insurance first." If you are killed, you will be paid 100,000 yuan. Even if you die, your family can benefit from it, so that you will not grow old and have no support, right? ”

"I said......" Shi Zhenxian clenched his fists, "You two, do you want to disgrace me?" I can't even beat a little kid?! ”

He pushed Mikaka away and slapped off the contract in Xia Good Morning's hand, and the small volcano erupted.

Originally, he just wanted to teach Xiao Po a little lesson, but he was so provoked by Mikaka and Xia Good Morning, he decided to beat this little kid half to death!

"Hey, hey! Don't blame me! I can be ruthless too! Shi Zhenxian clenched his fists, smiled wickedly, and pounced on Xiao Po.

After a minute, the results are predictable.

"Poof!" Shi Zhenxian knelt on the ground and shouted, "Brother Po! You'll be my big brother from now on! ”

He was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, if it weren't for Xiao Po's mercy, Shi Zhenxian would have been in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

Xiao Po walked over and touched his head, "Good." Call two hoops to listen. ”

"Yes! Barking! "Shi Zhenxian's dog minion appearance is really amazing.

Mikaka covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it directly, "Brother Shi, is it okay to be a little dignified?" ”

Shi Zhenxian scolded: "In front of Brother Po, do you still need any dignity!" What Brother Po says is what he says! Mikaka, if you dare to be rude to Brother Po, I'll turn your face with you. My admiration for Brother Po is like a surging river. In my mind, he is more important than my father! ”

Mikaka couldn't help but laugh, "What about your Qimu boss?" How many places to put it? ”

"Of course it'......" Shi Zhenxian thought for a while, pondering that neither of them could be offended, so he said: "They are tied for the first place!" ”

"Huh." Disdain for this guy's sycophant kung fu.

Shi Zhenxian didn't know that Qi Mu and Xiao Po were clearly the same person!

"Brother Po. I'll shine your shoes! Your shoes are a little dirty! Shi Zhenxian diligently helped Xiao Po clean the upper of his shoes.

That's when - "Why don't you go to school yet?" ”

A figure suddenly arrived.

When everyone looked at it, it turned out to be Qi Mu. That is, the imposter that Long Po pretended.

"Oh. It's the big guy Qimu. Shi Zhenxian hurriedly got up, "We are about to enter the school." ”

"Oh." Long Po pretended to snort nonchalantly, and then, she caught a glimpse of Xiao Po and frowned slightly.

He asked, "Who is this child?" ”

Mikaka hurriedly said, "He's my friend's younger brother. I would like to visit our school today. ”

"Huh?" Long Po seemed a little confused, but she didn't bother to ask, so she walked over and went straight to the school.

Xiao Po and Xia Zao were staring at her back, and later, they looked at each other again.

Xiao Po pushed his glasses and thought, Long Po, wait and see. I'm not going to let your plot succeed.

"Well, then, let's go in too." Mikaka also walked towards the school.

After walking a few steps, he remembered Xiao Po.

Sure enough, Xiao Po followed behind him.

"Huh? Do you really want to go in with us? Mikaka asked.

Xiao Po nodded, his expression was very serious.

"I didn't run the school. Can you go in or not, I said it doesn't count. Mikaka said, "If the teacher sweeps me away, don't blame me." ”

"Let's go of yours. So much nonsense. Xiao Po threw him a roll of the eyes, and instead walked to the front.

"Tsk." Stinky little ghost, Mikaka secretly waved his little fist. If you can't beat him......

Never mind. Mikaka swallowed silently.

Who let it, the unspoken rule of this world is that people are good and are bullied.

The reality is so cruel.