Dad Wang had just taken the medicine, and although the hemorrhoids had completely healed, the cooling feeling left by the special medicine was as stimulating as Wang Zhaojun's opening between the thighs one after another......

This cold feeling will last for a long time, and after the strong stinging pain when the medicine is over, there will be a continuous paralyzing feeling, and it will spread to the entire lower body, so Wang Dad will not be able to move for a while.

"The most poisonous woman's heart!" Dad Wang lay on the sofa, feeling a desperate wail in his heart...... Thinking that when he was Kavin in the future, he would no longer be able to sit on the toilet for a long time and ponder the plot, Dad Wang was very desperate and couldn't help but roar - the toilet, but the spiritual food of every creator, uh...... Spiritual source!

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It was also the first time that Erclam had seen an attack of hemorrhoids in Wang's father, and he was frightened by this situation.

Sometimes, Erclam actually doesn't understand, some stubborn people are obsessed with the "dignity" they do for, isn't it just a hemorrhoid, Erclam feels that if he commits it, he will definitely lean over his butt and let Wang Ling touch it without saying a word.

Feel what's wrong with your ass, and you won't lose a piece of meat!

This is a rare daily anecdote, and Erclam feels that this question is still more thought-provoking.

So, in the end, Erclam decided to write about this in his "Human Observation Diary", and the title is - if you have hemorrhoids, it is good to be touched on the buttocks, do you choose to be touched, or do you want to protect your own discipline?

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This is an order personally given by Wang's mother, of course Wang Ling does not dare to disobey, there are three toilets in the Wang family's villa, and there are three toilets in total. Wang Ling's bedroom has a private bathroom, and the lit Ma Daren is in it...... And what Wang Ma wants to replace are the two outside.

Wang Ling's text message had just been sent to Wang Ming, and Wang Ming replied almost instantly: "Yo? Missed me again? ”

Wang Ling tried his best to resist the urge to crush the watch, and truthfully explained what Wang Ma had just explained in a text message.

And after knowing the whole story, Wang Ming was also happy at this time, laughing so hard in front of the screen that everyone else in the institute was inexplicable, only Dean Qi had one hand in his pocket and the other hand holding the kind of large-caliber water cup made by the old cadre, looking at this scene calmly, as if he had already seen through everything......

Wang Ming's text message replied very quickly: "What? Uncle Wang's hemorrhoids again? I told him last time, sitting less and exercising more, it's not good to squat on the toilet all the time, it's most likely to cause bacterial infection. Don't worry, I'll arrange someone to assemble it tomorrow! ”

This is a birthday gift that has been set before, and Wang Ming has been preparing it for a long time, which is a matter of sending it in advance.

However, there is another embarrassing situation when you give it away, that is, you have to prepare a new gift on your birthday.

Regarding the hemorrhoids incident of Wang's father, Wang Ming also expressed his opinion.

Soon, Wang Ling received another text message from Wang Ming: "Let's do this, in fact, Uncle Wang is to blame, who made his usual schedule unstable?" Endocrine disorder, no matter how much you eat, it's useless. ”

Wang Ling stared at the text message and was a little stunned, thinking that it was rare for his second brother to be serious...... I'm thinking about whether I should reply seriously.

Wang Ming's next text message was sent again: "Isn't it just my son's buttocks, just touch it...... If I get hemorrhoids, you can ...... at will."

Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth: "......" He knew that this product would not be so serious at all!

On the other side, Wang Ming could almost imagine the expression on Wang Ling's face when he saw this text message in front of the screen.

Wang Ming felt that in his life, in addition to engaging in scientific research and invention, he could find some fun, and the rest of the fun had to be found from Wang Ling. Wang Ming privately thought that it was a very interesting thing to tease Wang Ling! Ordinary people, but they can't be teased!

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Just finished sending a text message to Wang Ming here, and the chat group was still not idle, Wang Ling glanced at the message that popped up on the screen...... Suddenly, I was surprised to find that I was actually pulled into a multi-person chat organization called "Gossip Conference Room".

Moreover, this multi-person chat has just been established, and the creator happens to be the Thunderbolt King...... At this moment, more and more people are being pulled by His Holiness from the chat group next door to the temporary group chat created by His Holiness himself.

Wang Ling glanced at the members of the group and found that the vast majority of the people in the chat group were ...... Except for Xiaoyin and Trei Zhenjun!

Kindness...... This point is already quite obvious......

Gossip meeting room

Raiden King: "Ladies and gentlemen! I'm going to break the news! I'm going to break the news! I've got gossip and I can't help it! ”

Cailian Zhenren sent a few sweat-wiping expressions: "The Dharma King...... Calm down...... Speak slowly...... Do you remember that because you were too excited, you caused the leakage of the Innate Divine Thunder to cause a large-scale power outage in the area......"

The cave master immortal was stunned: "There is still such a thing?" ”

Cailian Zhenren: "Yes! Later, the king dressed up and enthusiastic citizens went to repair it in person...... A pennant was also awarded later. ”

In front of the screen, seeing Cailian's real person breaking the news, everyone couldn't help but gasp: ...... What kind of operation is this!?

Raiden Master: "Don't interrupt the real person, I'm talking about business...... What are you doing with me? What I'm going to talk about today is much more exciting. ”

Mr. Dongye was preparing for alchemy, and a stack of materials was ready, but when he was about to start the Dan furnace, he was interrupted, and he was slightly unhappy: "I said that the king of the law, why haven't I seen you gossip so much before?" ”

Raiden Master: "You don't know how exciting this is! I'm telling you, there's a good chance that he is secretly married! ”

Cailian real person: "Nani??? ”

Dongye Immortal: "it??? ”

Fang Xing: "??? ”

Wang Ling: "......"

Cailian Zhenren took a deep breath and tried to stay calm: "Didn't Zhenjun send us something, how did you know that he was married?" ”

"Rings! I saw Mako-kun wearing a ring! The Dharma King didn't say a word, and directly took a photo of the Soul Suppression Ring and sent it to many people chatting: "See? This is the ring that Zhenjun wears in his hand! Moreover, he also gave me an identical vow...... Doesn't that tell the story? ”

Fang Xing couldn't help but smile: "It turns out that Zhenjun is going to send us the Dharma Ring, but ...... Wouldn't it be too arbitrary for the King to judge that the true monarch had secretly married just by the ring? ”

His Holiness: "But the problem is, the true monarch wears the ring finger of his left hand!" ”

Wang Ling: "......"

His Holiness: "He gave each of us the same ring, and it's clear that this is a show of affection from Chiguoguo!" I think it's necessary for us to organize a wave and ask Zhenjun face to face! ”

Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth: "......" Now, the misunderstanding is big!

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Thanks to the "Fantasy Ghost" brother for his 300,000 starting coins! Thanks to the head of the escort regiment, Yun Fu, for his reward of 60,000 starting coins!