Wang Ling didn't expect that one of his gifts could make Doulei Zhenjun so happy, the problem is that when he was in the villa just now, although the expression on the face of the white-shirted young man when he received the gift was surprised, he was not so angry that he wanted to express his feelings by singing......

Wang Ling suddenly felt as if he had unearthed a hidden attribute of Tuolei Zhenjun.

This is probably the legendary sullenness......

Wang Ling has always felt that this problem is only for himself.

But then again, Wang Ling remembered that this song "Take You to Travel" should be one of the more popular songs recently. A few days ago, when I got out of class, I saw Chen Chao wearing headphones and looping singles, and even played the inter-school radio during the lunch break every Thursday, which made the whole campus filled with a sense of love.

In addition to this song, another more brainwashing song recently is "We Are Different......

But the problem is, he's never heard Diolei Zhenjun sing! So when I saw Dou Lei Zhenjun singing dryly, not only Wang Ling, but everyone else in the group also froze in front of the screen for three seconds.

The Dharma King was stunned for a moment, and directly typed a line of words in the group: "Zhenjun, although I haven't heard it yet, you know...... Fat Tiger? ”

Everyone: "......"

Cailian Zhenren: "Dharma King...... It's better to listen to it, it's rude. ”

His Holiness: "Aren't I worried that Zhenjun has developed some kind of musical weapon and came to us for experiments......

For a moment, there was a brief silence in the group.

Because no one can figure out what happened to Zhenjun today, he is so happy that he can't help but sing a song.

And at this time, it was Xiaoyin who took the lead: "Everyone come and listen, Zhenjun sings very well!" ”

Kindness......

With an attitude of appreciation, Wang Ling clicked on the voice sung by Di Lei Zhenjun.

As a holy beast, although Xiaoyin doesn't usually listen to music made by humans, he still has the ability to taste it.

And the fact is indeed as Xiaoyin said, Wang Ling felt that Di Lei Zhenjun actually sang it...... Very good!

Not only is every note in tune, but the voice when singing is quite distinctive, which is completely different from the normal voice that usually speaks, and there is a feeling of warm male seniors in it!

Erclam also felt a little surprised: "It seems that Zhenjun still has some ability!" ”

And when Wang Ling looked back at the chat group, there was already a voice of praise and applause.

Cailian Zhenren was a little excited, and gave several thumbs up on her face: "Zhenjun sings really well!" The first time I heard Zhenjun sing, I could record it like this with my mobile phone...... It's amazing! ”

The Dongye Immortal couldn't help but praise: "It's really a good singing." ”

At this time, Dio Lei Zhenjun's voice only finished singing the content of the main song, and then began to play the chorus......

Wang Ling suddenly felt that something was not right.

Cailian Zhenren: "Did Zhenjun sing the wrong lyrics?" Why are the lyrics in the chorus a little different from what I've heard before? The first sentence shouldn't be that I want to take you to romantic Turkey...... Is it? ”

Doulei Zhenjun finally replied: "That's right, I changed the words." I have a habit of singing, that is, I get used to changing words. ”

Cailian Zhenren replied: "I see, but Zhenjun's words are quite rhyming, at least at first glance, it doesn't feel like there is any sense of disobedience." ”

Trei Zhenjun: "Really? Hahaha! I also think I have a talent for writing words! ”

About three seconds later, Doulei Zhenjun very confidently pasted the words he had changed......

"Take You to Travel" - Trei Zhenjun Demon Revision, Chorus Lyrics:

I want to take you to a romantic hemp selling pie......

Then we went to the holy place of cultivation together......

Actually, I prefer to stay at home......

Eat buns of crispy noodles to satisfy your hunger......

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Seeing the text content of the lyrics, the entire chat group instantly fell into a dead silence.

Wang Ling gasped: "......" in order to make the lyrics rhyme...... It's so sad!

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Time has come to the afternoon in a blink of an eye, and after Wang Ling clicked on the song sung by Dilei Zhenjun, his mood could not be calm for a long time......

And at this time, Wang Ling suddenly heard a burst of Wang Dad's screams from the villa, and the screams were so terrible that they were like the major supporting characters in Conan discovering the scene of the murder......

The second clam suddenly raised the dog's head: "What's the situation?" ”

Wang Ling didn't need to look at it to know that this must be Wang's father's old mistake again. Wang Ling can judge what happened to Wang Dad from the level of his father's miserable screams, such a brutal and inhumane howl of pain...... Wang Ling judged that it must be Wang's father's hemorrhoids again.

This is the valuable experience that Wang Ling has accumulated in the villa for many years.

Hemorrhoids belong to Wang's father's old problem, and the main reason is related to lack of exercise and sedentary lifestyle, which is completely caused by bad lifestyle habits.

First of all, Wang's father hardly goes out, and spends his days sitting on the chair in the study with codewords. In addition, the toilet in the bathroom is the place where Wang's father loves to visit the second only to the study chair. According to what Wang's mother said, if you add up the time that Wang's father sits on the toilet, it can make people think about three lives and three lives, and maybe they can see ten miles of peach blossoms......

And the most important point is that Wang's hemorrhoids have an extremely big feature that is very drug resistance! Ordinary medicine can't cure it! Every time you have hemorrhoids, you have to rub the special medicine developed by the Dongye Immortals.

That medicine king Ling has also seen it, it is a pile of powder, it looks shiny, and the touch of his fingertips is very cold. Leave the affected area on for about 30 seconds and it will heal immediately. But the price to pay for it is a heart-piercing pain......

Of course, Wang Ling can actually cure a minor illness like this......

However, Wang's father refused to let him come for healing.

Let his son treat his hemorrhoids, Wang's father feels very ashamed! As the head of the family, he can't even overcome such a small illness, how can he take on a heavy responsibility!? This is the dignity of a man! - If you are a man, you will overcome hemorrhoids on your own!

This is the oath that Wang's father made in his heart after he had hemorrhoids for the first time that year......

For more than a minute, Wang's father's screams continued to be heard......

This time it seemed to take a little time, and Wang Ling decided to take a look.

Under normal circumstances, the screaming should be over in about thirty seconds.

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Wang Ling had just gone downstairs, and Wang's father's screaming had just stopped, and he was lying on the sofa sweating profusely, weakly like a noble lady who had just given birth......

Wang's mother put away the medicine and couldn't help reproaching: "Your problem is to look at your mobile phone on the toilet, and when you go to the toilet, I will pinch the net!" ”

"No! I'm going to die! You can't cut me off the net either! Dad Wang was excited: "The time when I sit on the toilet every morning is the time when I open the trumpet and fight the trolls!" ”

"Okay...... Uninterrupted netting. I have another way. ”

Wang Ma couldn't help but smile, this smile had a hint of cunning, and Wang Ling and Er Clam were stunned. Immediately afterwards, Wang Ma turned her face to look at Wang Ling: "Ling Ling, you came just in time." Go back and contact Xiao Ming and ask him to send your dad's birthday present in advance. ”

Wang Ling: "......"

Dad Wang: "What? Xiao Ming has prepared a gift for me? ”

Wang Ma smiled: "Yes, this is customized by Xiao Ming himself!" ”

Dad Wang: "Isn't my birthday early...... What's the hurry! Then again, what kind of gift is this? ”

Wang Ma continued to smile: "Intelligent anti-hemorrhoids temperature regulating toilet." ”

Wang's father: "......"

Wang Ling; “……”

Wang's mother: "The longer this toilet sits, the higher the temperature." Xiao Ming said that even if it is the infant stage, you have to stand up after sitting for less than five minutes. ”

Wang's father: "......"

Wang Ling: "......"