"What is it...... Don't you want to be beaten to death by readers? The reader cannot be offended. Beware of the surging public opinion, which causes you to receive a boxed lunch in advance. ”

"Whew. I said I said. Where did Long Xiaotian, who didn't dare to provoke readers, dare to sell Guanzi, and hurriedly said, "It's a decaying word!" ”

"Handsome? Now that you have to change back to the gods, do you have to rely on your appearance? ”

Mikaka pondered that his appearance was not enough, and he began to hate this face-looking society.

"You're failing the language. I'm talking about decay. The decay of the decrepit boy! It's a decay like you! ”

"Phew." Mikaka spitted at him with a mouthful of spit, "I know that I have declined since I was a child, so don't talk about it." ”

"It's because you're weak enough that you can become a god."

"Poof!" This strange explanation made Mikaka fall. He got up weakly, "Big brother, you won't be playing tricks on me, will you?" How can it become a dragon arrogant because of decline! ”

Long Xiaotian's expression was very serious, "Dear, I didn't tease you." ”

Mikaka looked at his expression, it really didn't look like a joke.

"Really? Turning back into a god has something to do with the decay word. ”

Long Xiaotian shook his fingers, "You don't understand this." You've played the game no. ”

"Games? Never. ”

Long Xiaotian tilted his body and said, "You don't have a game in this world?" ”

Mikaka said: "Yes, yes, but, Long Xiaotian, how do you know the game." You're not a dragon-slaying swordsman. Your otherworld must be full of magic. ”

"What. Our world is similar to yours, except for the addition of swordsmen and dragons. Every time I come back from slaying dragons, I stay at home and play games. ”

The world he lived in was unimaginable to Mikaka.

"It's not like you. I love to study more, and I study diligently every day as soon as I get home. ”

"No, it won't." Long Xiaotian looked at him like an idiot, "Are you a psychopath?" Why do you love learning so much?! To be a human being is to enjoy yourself, don't play mobile phones every day, play online games, and chase anime, is it worth life?! ”

“…… Hey, don't mislead teenagers here. Mikaka said: "My values are very correct, I am full of positive energy. Let me tell you, only by studying culture can you become smarter, and only then can you become a useful person to society in the future. ”

"Leaning on the ......" against an aspiring teenager like Mikaka, who has three armbands, Long Xiaotian has no common language.

He had to explain, "It's like the health of the game or something." If you want to activate the Holy Pulse, you have to fill your Decay Points. ”

"Wait. Let me figure it out. Mikaka scratched her head, "Are you saying that the weaker I am, the higher my points." Then, after reaching a certain number of points, you can liberate the Holy Vein and become a god? ”

Long Xiaotian snapped his fingers, "Bingo, you're right." ”

"you." Mikaka scolded.

Long Xiaotian, "Why are you scolding me?" Well, I was in your past life. Give some face, okay?! ”

Mikaka said, "You're a liar. I've been decrepit since I was a child, why haven't I ever liberated the Holy Vein? The only time was last time in the Shura Field. ”

Long Xiaotian felt as if his head was very big, "Because you didn't activate the decay system before." It is not until the moment you become an apostle that your system of decay is activated. ”

"What's that? Decay system? ”

This invincible text is going to become the rhythm of the system text? Mikaka shouted. He can accept it if it becomes a systematic text. But a decay system, what the hell is this? This is how he accepts this arrangement of fate.

Isn't this bullying!

Long Xiaotian still explained in a serious way: "Decay system." It's something that counts your decay value. ”

"You're not cheating on me. How can there be such a thing? ”

"You don't believe it's because the system has been hidden, and you haven't turned it on in visible mode."

"How do I know how to turn it on?"

"That's right." Long Xiaotian said, "However, I can help you open it." ”

"Okay, then you open it and show me."

I don't believe in killing Mikaka, there will be that kind of thing.

Unexpectedly, Long Xiaotian came over innocently, he stretched out a finger, and suddenly- inserted into Mikaka's nostrils!

"Hey, what are you doing?" This operation, Mikaka was stunned.

"I'm looking for a button."

"I think you're deliberately finding fault! I don't have any keys in my nostrils. ”

When he is a robot!

"Impossible." Long Xiaotian said, "I remember that the button is obviously here." ”

He pressed and picked hard, but his nostrils didn't react in the slightest.

"Not this nostril."

Long Xiaotian took out his finger again, took out a grain of booper by the way, and wiped it on Mikaka's clothes.

"I'll go. You talk about hygiene, okay? ”

"What are you afraid of, it's your boogers. I'm not dirty, and you don't like your excrement? ”

"......" boogers are boogers, don't say it like poop.

Long Xiaotian's finger inserted into the other nostril.

"Try this one. If it's not, it's probably in the plucular. ”

"Damn! Who sets the buttons, can you set it a little more user-friendly. ”

"I set it up before I was reborn, isn't that humane enough!"

“…… Humanize your strip hair......"

Mikaka prayed in his heart that the switch should never be set in the p-eye. In that case, his fate would be too miserable.

"Ahh Long Xiaotian let out a happy voice, "I found it this time!" ”

. Mikaka is more happy than him, if he can't find it again, won't Mikaka be **?

The little angel of the dragon pressed it vigorously, but there was no response.

"It must have been useless for too long, rusty."

"Don't tease ......"

"Wait a minute, I'll go get some lube."

"Are you serious?"

Long Xiaotian was really serious, took a bottle of peanut oil, let Mikaka lie flat on the ground, dripped a few drops into it, and then picked hard.

Press down with brute force.

Just listen to the "click"!

Hell, there really is the sound of a switch being pressed!

Hey? Even Mikaka was surprised, could it be that he really had buttons in his nostrils?!

What kind of anti-heaven setting is this...... I served you!

After pressing the switch. Sure enough, a voice in my brain prompted, "Dear, the decay system has been activated into visual mode, which will provide you with the latest value of your decay, which is currently 103 points." ”

Long Xiaotian said: "Why is it so little? Looks like you're not weak enough. ”

Mikaka got up, glared at him, and said, "You think I'm so weak." ”

Long Xiaotian said, "Of course, the more decaying, the better." The more decayed, the higher the value. Reach 10,000 points and you will be able to liberate the Holy Pulse. ”

"I'll give you a lung." Forgive Mikaka. Although he is a good student, he is completely driven crazy by foul language.

"10,000 points is a lot of decay?!!!"

Don't let people live?!