259 Small Tests
So, to what extent do you have to decay to accumulate 10,000 decay points?
Long Xiaotian replied very seriously, "It is probably equivalent to eating a mouthful of tofu flowers, almost choking to death, and when I was sent to the ambulance, I was in a car accident, although I didn't die, but unfortunately I was amputated, and I was infected with HIV in the process of blood transfusion. When I went to find Lao Wang's theory, Lao Wang told you, in fact, I am your father! Faced with his father, he couldn't do it, so he had to go back to borrow wine to kill his sorrows, wandered the world, and became a homeless man, who could only make a living by touching porcelain. Once I saw a luxury car on the road and wanted to pounce on it to touch the porcelain, but I was hit and killed by the other party when I stepped on the accelerator. That person is not legally responsible. When you arrived at the underworld, Lord Yama said that you had done too much evil in your previous life, and in the next life, you entered the animal path and were reincarnated as a pig. β
"Don't say it......" Mikaka hurriedly waved his hand, oh my God, is this Long Xiaotian a screenwriter? He can also make up such a bloody plot. "I don't want such a declining fate. Holy vein or something, I automatically give up. β
Long Xiaotian's eyes were on fire, and his words were very burning: "Hey, hey! How can you give up halfway? Mikaka, I'm optimistic about you. You have the potential to become a god of decay. β
"Keep this potential to yourself." Mikaka didn't want to pay attention to his neurotic.
Long Xiaotian said: "Anyway, I have already opened the decay system for you, and you yourself love decay." I'm leaving. β
Mikaka waved his hand and said, "Slow down and don't send it." β
Long Xiaotian had just walked a few steps, and suddenly turned around and said, "You are the one who left." This is my dream. β
"Ahh Oh yes. But how do I get out of my dreams? β
"I'll help you." Long Xiaotian rushed over, flew up, and flew towards Mikaka's front door.
"Hey!" Mikaka yelled anxiously, "Wait. β
However, it was too late. He was kicked in the face by Long Xiaotian. The whole person, flew out.
"Ouch." Mikaka fumbled his ass and crawled up, only to find that he had kicked his whole body out of bed.
By this time, it was already getting dark. The golden sunlight reflected through the yellow curtains into the room, and it seemed to be covered with a golden light mist.
What a beautiful morning in Ranjin City.
Mikaka climbed up on the edge of the bed, "Strange, was it a dream just now?" β
However, this dream is very real. He covered his cheek, it really felt like someone had kicked him, and it hurt a little.
In the bathroom, after Mikaka washed his face, he suddenly looked at himself in the mirror in a daze.
He remembered the dream.
So, I began to observe my nostrils. In the dream, his nostrils hid the switch of the decay system or something.
It can't be true, right? He shone a flashlight into his nostrils, and saw that it was black, full of nose hair, and he couldn't see anything.
He tried to poke it with his fingers, but he didn't feel anything.
What's the switch.
At this moment, Mi's mother just walked to the door and asked, "Mikaka, what are you doing?" Nosebleeds? β
Mikaka hurriedly said, "No, it's fine. β
I thought to myself, I'm so stupid. I believe in such things. There is no such thing as a decay system. It's too big.
He laughed it off.
Later, a family of three gathered around the table for breakfast.
Fritters and white porridge.
Mikaka had just taken a few sips of porridge.
Suddenlyβa "click".
"Ahh My teeth. He clutched his cheeks and screamed.
The older brother next to him, Mijie, looked at him and said, "Are you okay?" Can you knock your teeth when you drink porridge? β
Mi's mother said, "Kaka, you've been so unlucky lately. Let your mother help you go to the temple to worship God and help you transfer. Kaka? Are you listening? β
She noticed Mikaka in a daze, like a wooden man.
What's going on? Mikaka's expression was like that of seven souls without seeing six spirits.
And he fell into a state of daze, not because he broke his teeth, but because at this time, a number of system values appeared in his brain.
It also comes with a voice caption, "Dear, your decay value just increased by one point." +1 Oh! β
"Wow!" Mikaka nearly rolled out of her chair.
See! See!
Oh, my God. He really has a decay system that comes with him. That dream is real! Mikaka sat in his chair, amazed.
Mijie looked at him stupidly and hurriedly asked, "Sister, what's wrong with you?" Pale face! β
Mi's mother said, "Poor child, it must be that the menstrual period has not yet passed." β
"...... menstrual period?" Mijie's expression was indescribable.
"Hey, it has nothing to do with menstrual periods. Can you please stop calling me sister. "Mikaka wasn't surprised by this.
Rather, he didn't expect that his dream would come true?
What Long Xiaotian said last night was true!
In other words, as long as the decay value reaches 10,000 points, he can turn back into a god?
However, a broken tooth is a point of decay.
Those 10,000 points, even if he pulls out all his teeth, he can't reach it.
How unlucky it would be to get there.
Ha ha...... I guess it's impossible to be a god again in this life. Mikaka laughed at herself.
Well, though, can you create such a thing as decay yourself?
Mikaka thought, self-created decay, does it count?
You can do a little experiment.
With that in mind, Mikaka got up from his chair and walked to the wall.
Well...... He thought about it for a moment, and suddenly hit his head against the wall.
Because he was afraid of pain, the force of the impact was very slight.
It is estimated that the collision is not heavy. The system doesn't react at all. The decay value does not increase, and the voice prompt does not appear.
And Mi Ma and Mi Jie sat at the end of the dining table and looked at each other, the atmosphere stiff. Mijie held the fritters with a frozen expression, "Mom, what is he doing." β
Mi's mother was also dumbfounded, and shook her head, "I don't know either......"
And Mikaka decided to be more ruthless at this time.
If you are not ruthless, how do you know if your self-created decay luck is effective.
So, Mikaka turned his heart sideways, took a deep breath, and slammed into it.
"Bang".
This time it hit loudly. Even Mikaka's forehead was swollen with a big bag. "Woo!" He was lying on the ground, his head shining with gold stars, and tears of pain.
Am I a bit of a penny? He asked himself.
But the decay system really prompted, "Dear, your decay value is increased by 1 point." Keep up the good work. β
Depend on! Really! Self-abuse turned out to be bad luck.
Bah! But the points are too low! You can't get ten points for hitting yourself to death. Not to mention 10,000 points.
Top! I'd better give up on my dream of being a god. Unreliable!
Mikaka clutched her swollen forehead, her mind in disarray.
At this time, Mi's mother and Mijie both ran over.
Mi's mother hugged him and wailed: "Woo, my poor child, don't think about suicide, don't leave your mother alone." β
Mijie comforted her and said, "Mom, I can see my brother sent to a psychiatric hospital for treatment." He must have failed to accept this cruel fact for a while because the gender transition was too sudden, and if he didn't stop it, he was afraid that he would form a masochistic tendency. β
"Yes, yes, yes. But what is the phone number of a psychiatric hospital? β
"Leave this alone. Tie him up with a rope or he'll continue to self-harm! β
Mi Jay said, telling Mikaka's mother to go away, and then he used the deadly scissor feet he learned from the police academy to clamp Mikaka and make him unable to move. "Mom, go find the rope."
"Hey, hey! Let me go. It hurts me to death. Brother, Mom, I'm not mentally ill, and I don't plan to commit suicide by hitting the wall! β
Mikaka was so painful that she could barely breathe. It's not a loss, it's the legendary deadly scissor legs.
Wait a minute, that's bad luck.
Sure enough, the system prompt appeared again, "Dear, your decay value is increased by 1 point." β
Does he really want to continue this kind of decay?
It's going to die.
Mikaka hugged his brother's leg and tried to break it with force, but the other party had so much strength that he couldn't break it at all.
"Brother. Spare your life. You're going to kill me like that. β
"Brother. I'm also for your good. β
"Wow...... Breathing became more and more difficult, Mikaka's neck was red, and his brain gradually went blank under the lack of oxygen.
Hey, it's going to die! His limbs flapped wildly.
The prompt in the brain kept ringing, "Dear, you are on the verge of death, and your decay value will be increased by 10 points at a time." β
It's all at this level, only 10 points?
Mikaka has a feeling of being exploited as a migrant worker.
Fortunately, Mi's mother finally brought the rope, and Mi Jie tied up Mikaka without saying anything.
Mikaka's tears were almost crying.
He just wanted to do a little experiment, but he didn't expect to be treated as mentally ill.
"Mom, brother. I'm not mentally ill, and I don't plan to kill myself by hitting a wall. How can you trust me? β
Mi's mother cried and pointed to his swollen forehead, "You're all like this, and you still want to lie to us?" β
Mikaka couldn't cry or laugh, but he couldn't explain the matter of the decay system to them, so he had to make a reason: "Mom, it's really." I was thinking about a math problem and I accidentally hit the wall. I'm so decent, why would I kill myself? I'm going to take the first place in the next exam. β
Mi's mother and Mi Jie's eyes looked at each other, and they were skeptical. Mi's mother said, "You really didn't plan to kill yourself? β
Mikaka, "I swear. I'm not suicidal. Mom, can you really bear to send me to a mental hospital? That place, even if there is no mental illness, mental illness can be cured. It's not like you haven't read the news on the Internet. β
There seems to be a lot of shady scenes about mental hospitals. I heard that I was abused by the nurses inside, and I didn't give me anything to eat. Mi's mother thought about it carefully, and saw that Mikaka's words were convincing, and she was really a nerd in normal times, maybe she hit the wall because she was so engrossed in thinking about the problem.
"Xiaojie, what do you think?"
Mi's mother consulted her eldest son's opinion.
Mije held his chin and looked at Mikaka, "He's really acting normal right now. But it's not good to say that it's intermittent attacks. β
"Don't be suspicious. Hurry up and let me go. Please. β
"Woo. My little darling. Mom, I'm going to let you go. Unable to stand Mikaka's pitiful eyes when she begged for mercy, Mi's mother relented, believed his words, and helped him untie the rope.
"Baby, then you have to be careful in the future. Don't work too hard, or you'll be foolish. Although Mom also hopes that you can take the first place. But you can't force everything, right? β
"I will." Mikaka passed through this time, where did he dare to mess around.
After breakfast, Mikaka picked up her bag and went to school.
As he walked down the stairs, he was still thinking that the decay system must not be known to those bad friends. Otherwise, those people will definitely bully him in a different way. Especially the one called Saiki.
Just thinking about it. Suddenly he stumbled under his feet, "Wow! With screams, Mikaka fell down the stairs.
He rolled straight from the fourth floor to the first floor. The speed of going downstairs is a record high. It only took ten seconds.
It's just that it hurts too much.
"Woo." Mikaka lay on the ground, feeling like all the bones in his body had been shattered. I can't get up if I want to.
It hurts.
Until, above the head, the faces of two schoolchildren appeared.
They are children in the same residential building, both in the second grade of primary school, one is named Li Lei, and the other is named Han Meimei.
"Li Lei, Han Meimei, help my brother up." Mikaka asked for help.
Unexpectedly, the two little boys just looked at him and didn't move.
Li Lei said: "Han Meimei is Brother Mikaka. β
"Well, it's him. It's so pitiful. β
"In the future, we must not be like him."
"We're going to have a good time. Let's go to school. β
The two little kids held hands and jumped to school. Completely ignoring Mikaka's pleas.
ββ¦β¦ Hey, you haven't helped me up yet. "Are today's children so ruthless?
It's terrible, will this society be handed over to these people in the future?
Mikaka was thinking about it, when suddenly, another figure was enveloped.
Who is it this time?
If you want to laugh, just laugh.
Not really. It was a dog, raising its hind legs, and it looked like it was going to ......
"Wow!" Despite his physical disability, Mikaka jumped up from the ground. Slow down, and he'll be baptized with dog urine.
It's dangerous!
Mikaka hurried out of this place of right and wrong and ran to get his bike. On the way, he heard a prompt sound in his brain: "Dear, fall down the stairs and add two points." β
Phew, don't prompt any more, okay. He decided to give up. According to this kind of decay, before he became a god, he died. In that case, what's the point of becoming a god?
But he couldn't find the system switch. He wanted to shut down the.
Not in the nostrils anyway......