"At that time, I had just finished eating, and my mother asked me to wash the dishes, obviously there was a dishwasher, so I was not happy, but my mother's words could not be ignored, and after washing, I immediately entered the game, and I saw this guy as soon as I went online." Huang Yuanji's memory is excellent, and he doesn't have to struggle to recall at all, "He begged me for help, and his tone was pitiful, but I didn't respond to him." ”

Li Yi interrupted: "Don't avoid the important and take it lightly. Let's start with the problem of listening to us, don't you say it's a garbage game and leave early? ”

Huang Yuanji cut off: "Just find an excuse to play by yourself, or will I go around you?" Are you the center of the world? Is it the main character? Is it navy? ”

A series of rhetorical questions left Li Yi speechless.

Huang Yuanji said: "I am at ease alone, climbing mountains to see the scenery, climbing trees and picking fruits, and I can also find hidden secrets in all corners of the map, without you to drag me down, I don't know how happy I am." ”

Gu Hanzhang seemed to understand, and said tentatively: "In this case, when you were in the Menhir Tribe, you deliberately dropped the line, and then went online to continue the game while we were not paying attention." And, you've been in the team channel just silently and pretending you don't exist? ”

"Yes."

Gu Hanzhang asked again: "In other words, you know everything about what happened to us later?" ”

"Yes."

"Then when we are in danger......" Gu Hanzhang didn't continue, she understood that Huang Yuanji would not help everyone when they were in danger. After thinking about it, no one knew about Huang Yuanji's online affairs, so how could Li Weiji ask him for help?

Could it be ......

Gu Hanzhang hesitated for a moment and asked, "When did you know that he didn't leave the game?" ”

She didn't specify the object of the question, but everyone knew that this "you" was Li Weiji.

"I knew it from the beginning." He didn't deny it.

"I knew it from the beginning, why didn't you tell us?!"

"There's no need." He sniffed the bowl and said drunkly, "As he said, he had a lot of fun alone, so why should we bother him." ”

"Slightly~" Huang Yuanji sneered verbally, "Then why are you embarrassed to call me to cause me trouble?" ”

"Isn't this a corner, you are my life-saving straw, my hero who stepped on the colorful clouds."

Huang Yuanji was extremely proud, and said with a smile: "The hero of the world wants you to lift the surveillance of me, will you do it?" ”

The incompetence and rage were broken in a moment, and he wondered: "Sixty-four, you spied on all of us?" ”

"Tut-tut." Li Weiji said bitterly, "Little ghost, you killed me." ”

Huang Yuanji said: "I did it on purpose, if you don't do this, you will definitely keep a hand." ”

The others reacted slowly, but after walking through the land of ghosts, Gu Hanzhang was the first to understand, and then Zigui Taozhi also knew the truth, followed by Fu Wei and Jian Bingzhi. These people pulled out the communicators in their big ears in turn, and wanted to throw them away, but they all clutched them in their palms, and they didn't know what to do for a while.

Li Yi didn't understand what the three people were playing, and asked, "Who left a hand?" ”

Li Weiji did not have the slightest panic of being exposed for doing bad things, and said calmly: "You are too worried. I've only set up a special channel for the little ghosts, so you don't have to be nervous. ”

Li Yi still didn't understand, and asked carefully: "What are you talking about?" ”

No one on the team channel told him the answer, and Gu Hanzhang explained for a long time to avoid embarrassment: "If your good brother didn't lie, it means that he did something to Huang Yuanji's communicator after seizing the Dora Monitoring Station." Huang Yuanji thought that he would be able to spy on us when he went offline and then online, but he fell into your brother's surveillance from the beginning. ”

"Oh~ I thought it was a big deal." Li Yi disdainful, "This is not Lao Ji's regular operation." ”

Silent.

"Okay." Li Weiji didn't expect Lao Yi to say such a thing, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "I will cancel all the listening channels of the communicator later." ”

"This is a serious crisis of confidence." Momoyuki became serious, "Can we still believe you?" ”

"Yes." Li Yi replied for his friend, "Although Lao Ji has a lot of eyes, he is absolutely credible." He certainly didn't listen to everyone out of malice. Lao Ji, you apologize to everyone. ”

It is useless to apologize.

"I'm sorry!" Li Weiji knew that this was an empty sentence, but he still had a serious attitude and a sincere tone. After admitting his mistake, he took out the communicator and twisted it a few times, and said, "The special channel has been discontinued, and there are no more listeners." ”

Huang Yuanji snatched the button from his hand, blew a breath, listened carefully to the echo, and heard nothing, and then said, "I believe you for the time being." ”

With Huang Yuanji as a verification, everyone was suspicious and put the communicator back into their big ears.

"The crisis is over." Huang Yuanji snorted twice, "You can't intimidate me." ”

Li Weiji sat on the ground and said weakly: "You go." ”

"Let's go? Where to go? Huang Yuanji grinned, "Although I came here under duress from you, it doesn't mean that I must leave when the threat is lifted." I've had enough of these game days, and although that kind of game experience is free, it's easy to be lonely after a long time, so it's time to integrate into the organization, isn't it? ”

Huang Yuanji didn't leave, which made Li Weiji's heart fall steadily, and he breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you." ”

"It's too empty." Huang Yuanji stretched out his hand and said, "Let's be practical, just make up for all the magic sand I wasted before." ”

"Make it up, make it up." Li Weiji looked at the stove and was uncertain.

"What magic sand?" The male Teletubbies were interested when they heard the new term, and they just took the opportunity to dissipate some nervous air.

Sure enough, gamers were distracted by the novel item name and asked, "Can sand also be used as a magic item?" ”

Everyone asked, Huang Yuanji had to explain: "This is an ability that I have inadvertently mastered, as long as I consume some special sand, I can deflect the image of the body to a very far place, so as to obtain a special and long-term stealth effect." It was because of this ability that he used fraud to blackmail me to help. ”

Incompetent Fury immediately interjected, "You're an illusionist? ”

"Wow, young lady, they have been boasting that you are a data master before, I don't think it's a big deal, isn't it just to memorize skills, give me time I can too, now I have to admire you, I just said a few words, you know that I am an illusionist, how can I deduce it?"

"I've heard it, I've heard it." Impotent rage hurriedly disguised, "What does he need your ability for?" ”

Huang Yuanji rolled his eyes and said, "Regain control of Dora's monitoring station." ”

"Wasn't the control always in his hands?"

The male Teletubbies replied for Li Weiji: "After he confessed, the Secret Law Council took back control, which is why he thought of sliding into the monitoring station." ”

"Wait a minute." Incompetent Rage was a little confused, "The timeline is a little wrong. Who the hell did you meet first, I don't think I'm so confused. ”

Belch......

The few people who ate meat and drank wine on the top of the mountain did not have this kind of confusion, because they already knew the order when they met, but the five sons of the prison had no intersection with them at all, so they were confused.

Li Weiji understood and said bluntly: "That's the case. After escaping from prison, I immediately realized that you might be robbing the prison, so I wanted to inform you so that you don't waste your efforts, but my communicator has been taken away and must be retrieved at the Dora monitoring station.

However, the security of the Arcane Council has been strengthened, and Sorendra is no exception, there are patrolling golems everywhere, and I can't enter the square at all, so I can only wander outside the square looking for opportunities.

I've tried a lot of methods, but this time the defenses were too tight, and no matter what, I couldn't break through the scope of the golem's monitoring. Later, it occurred to me that I might be able to slide into the station, and the mountain came into view. It took me a lot of effort to climb up the hill, but I didn't know how to jump to get to my destination.

To be on the safe side, I tried to jump on the top of the hill repeatedly, and every time I skied a little distance, I immediately returned. I'm not a data guru, and it's only through trial and error that I can intuitively perceive the right trajectory. However, I overlooked one point, the wind. The inexplicable wind, no one knows when it will appear, what the wind direction is, and how strong the wind is all unknown. It was very frustrating and wasted a lot of time. Just as I was about to try again, the two Teletubbies climbed up the hill and were very suspicious. ”

The male Teletubbies smiled: "Actually, this mountain is a secret date spot for the two of us." At that time, we had just separated from Changchang, and we wanted to come here to see the scenery and relax, but I didn't expect to meet you. ”

Li Weiji continued: "The six eyes are facing each other, which is very embarrassing. Then, as I said before, we exchanged information to determine identity, and then we realized that your prison robbery would have failed. So, we thought of informing you. But we got into the original problem, there was no communicator. ”

Zigui, who didn't speak for a long time, said: "Impotent rage, didn't you give the communicator to the Teletubbies?" ”

Incompetent replied angrily: "Boss Xu, you only gave me a communicator." ”

Zigui slapped his forehead continuously: "At that time, I took the communicator according to the number of people online, there was nothing superfluous, blame me, blame me." No, even if there is no communicator, the two Teletubbies can teleport to Latasom and tell us in person. ”

"That's what I thought." The male Teletubbies gnawed down on the shredded meat on the ribs, "But, Sixty-Four was so bent on entering the monitoring station to get the communicator that he completely forgot that the baby and I were free people." I'm too embarrassed to say it, after all, it would make him look like a retarded person. ”

Li Weiji smiled bitterly: "I did drill the horns." Not only did I forget that they were free men, but I also asked them to enter the station and get the communicator for me. ”

"Lao Ji, you have been demoted." Li Yihaha laughed, "The mistake of riding a donkey to find a horse is actually due to you." ”

"A leaf obstructs the eyes, and you can't see Mount Tai." Li Weiji sighed, "If you focus too much on the plan in your head, you ignore more possibilities." Later, I asked the babies to go to the monitoring station to get the communicator, but they didn't have the permission of the monitoring station, and they also said that they saw you boxing at the monitoring station, ......" Speaking of this, he quickly laughed at himself: "I know you will call me mentally retarded, but I really didn't expect this to be a hint from the baby at the time, I just thought they were nagging, and even proudly thought of using the mirror reflection to send you a message......"

Stupid and cute.

"The method of light communication didn't work, and the babies didn't have control of the station, so I naturally thought of finding someone with control to help. You and Hanzhang can't be counted on, Lao Bing left the dungeon after being devoured and lost contact, all I can think of is the little ghost.

I knew he had never left, and I knew he was offline from Gem's lab, so I asked the two Teletubbies to protect me to find it. ”

Impotent rage said, "Gem's laboratory? That hopping music built in the clouds? ”

"Yes."

Li Weiji and Huang Yuanji confirmed at the same time.

Huang Yuanji came to the momentum: "Make a mistake, start all over again, and there are all kinds of puzzles and monsters blocking the way." I danced for two game days and still haven't found the finish line. It's difficult, it's fun, it's addictive. ”

"I once watched a video clip of the man stumbling into a mysterious place, where the whole mountain was suspended in the air, and the mountains and rivers were beautiful but also full of traps. There's wind, there's electric shocks, there's freezing, it's fun. Impotence squinted in rage, "But I don't even know where the entrance is, the video is too short." ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Huang Yuanji said excitedly, "Little sister, I know where the entrance is, do I want to take you to jump back?" ”

Li Weiji said: "Don't think about it, even if you have a good memory and remember all the mechanisms and paths, are you so stable in jumping?" If it weren't for the big guy in the rain to take you, would you have been able to reach the end? ”

Huang Yuanji knew that this was the truth and no longer argued.

Li Weiji said again: "Actually, I don't know where the entrance is, but according to the movement trajectory of the little ghost head before going offline, the entrance is probably near Aknohara." Impotent rage, not to mention that the place was very tightly controlled by the interrogators, so I asked the two babies for protection, and along the way we repelled several interrogation attacks, one of which was almost met by a large army of frost, but fortunately the two babies acted decisively and tactfully to avoid the edge. After I was safe, I looked around for the so-called entrance, but I didn't know where it was, and finally it was the baby girl who accidentally opened the vines at the entrance of the hole to see the hidden world. ”

Impotent rage said, "Where can it be unintentional?" But he didn't make it clear.

"I won't talk about the jumping, anyway, this expedition is very exciting, I peed several times." Li Weiji did not shy away from the humiliation, "In the end, we found Huang Yuanji with the help of a neutral player. I asked him for help, but he ignored me. I had to threaten him with the deliberate surveillance, in fact, I didn't know the bottom of my heart, after all, this threat in the game is close to zero, but this little ghost agreed, I thought it was a deterrent success, and now it seems more like he had designed it a long time ago, and he waited for everyone to come together to expose me through this matter......"

Huang Yuanji smiled evilly and said, "Have you reacted? ”

Li Weiji ignored him and continued: "When I saw that he promised to help me, I immediately asked him to send it back to Solandora to get the communicator. As soon as he passed away, I realized that I was stupid, why didn't I just let him send a notification on the team channel. At this time, I still didn't remember that the two Teletubbies were free men, but I just went back with them the same way I came, ready to meet up with the little ghost outside the square. When we returned to the periphery of the square, we saw the little ghost looking left and right, as if waiting for me. I asked him if he got the communicator? He said no, and the station's authority was withdrawn. Then I asked him if he had seen Lao Yi, and he said no. I asked him to post a notice on the team channel again, and he said that he was afraid of harsh criticism and didn't dare. It's quite similar. ”

Huang Yuanji laughed.

Li Weiji took a deep breath, wiped the lard on his hand on his clothes, and sighed: "The little ghost refuses to contact, so I have to find a way to regain the authority of the monitoring station." It's not a difficult task, as long as I have access to the station, it will be easy to take control. As it turns out, it's actually a bit of a challenge. It takes three minutes to walk from the outskirts of the square to Dora's monitoring station, the imp's stealth time is not that long, and the sand mirror has a ten-second cooldown in non-combat, which is enough for the golem to kill us. There must be one more person to replenish the invisibility time. Naturally, I thought...... Ice to. ”

The two Teletubbies eat and laugh.

"I'm sorry. I have been ignoring you. Li Weiji's face was full of guilt, "I don't know why, the two of you are more like NPCs in your heart, always forgetting your strength." After a pause and a sip of wine, he continued: "The combination of smoke and explosion lingers in my mind, and how to get in touch with Lao Bing has become the only thought in my heart. But Lao Bing also didn't have a communicator, and he also left the dungeon, and the only way I could think of in that situation at that time was to let Frost talk. Don't laugh, I know it's silly. Later, I was inspired by the gift that the boy sent to the girl, and I immediately sent a gift to Lao Bing with a message for help. Okay, little ghost, you laugh at me and kill you again. I knew I could use this method to send a message to Lao Yi, but at the time I really thought about this workaround. ”

"Silly doesn't make people laugh." Huang Yuanji muttered.

"Lao Bing is very righteous." Li Weiji looked at the sky, there was still a moment, and then he said: "After receiving my message, he quickly returned to this copy and appeared under the Sorendra Teleportation Stone. ”

"This gift is too luxurious for me to refuse."

Jian Bingzhi's voice was much softer than before, but it was still very harsh for people who had not been in contact with him, Fu Wei and his wife subconsciously leaned back, Li San and Li Si did not move, and the two babies didn't care at all and still fed each other pork with great interest.

"With the help of Lao Bing, we successfully entered the monitoring station, re-solved the mystery and gained control. After I assign the communicator to everyone......" Li Weiji deliberately stopped.

Li Yi hurriedly asked, "What happened after that?" ”

"Then I received information that you were arrested. Then I realized that I was a complete idiot. There are countless other ways to inform you, but I treat seizing access to the station as a game mission, and I always say that you need to be flexible when playing games, and in fact I still have the imprint of many previous games in my head. Li Weiji changed his words, "I am far inferior to the two babies in this regard." It's as if they're the natives of this world, and they're not bound by the game paradigm at all. ”

The two Teletubbies glanced at each other and turned on the private chat channel.

The boy said to the girl, "I'll just say he can feel it." ”

The baby girl said to the baby boy, "I didn't say he couldn't feel it." ”

The boy said to the girl, "So, you admire him?" ”

The baby girl said to the baby boy, "It's good in every way except for being stupid, it's good." You can make a good connection. ”

The baby boy exited the private chat channel and entered the team channel and said, "You like this experience? Then we'll teach you when we rescue your companions. ”

Impotent Fury and Zigui couple exclaimed at the same time: "You ......"

They stopped talking, but the Vowels were intrigued.

There are too few things that can surprise the incompetent, so few, what are these two Teletubbies about?

Top of the game leaderboard?

But those big guys on the list don't have a husband and wife combination.

With doubts, the couple looked at the two babies repeatedly, but they couldn't see any clues.

"Good. I must study by heart. Li Weiji happily agreed, and said: "In order to increase the success rate of saving people, at the suggestion of the two babies, we will look for helpers separately." Luckily, I met my sister-in-law near the water energy lab, and the two babies found two grandfathers. The two eldest brothers, Zhang San and Li Si, were also found by the babies, as for how they met, I don't know. ”

Zhang Sandao: "We almost died after being swallowed by the rat snake, but we were lucky to have only lost some reason and did not lose equipment and level." At that time, I was anxious to resurrect at the teleportation point near the anthill, but we couldn't get into the anthill, and later realized that it should be a game limit. We didn't have a choice, so we did a couple of events around there, thinking that we would be able to merge when you defeated the False Gods. Who knows that when the meal arrives, you haven't come out yet, we have to go offline first, and then go online when we are busy, it's too late, completely lose your whereabouts, and there is no communicator. ”

Li Si added, "We have come up with a stupid way to fly back and forth at several teleportation points that have been activated, hoping to meet you. For most of the day, we flew one or two thousand times, to say the least. Just when we were about to despair, two babies beckoned to us. We haven't seen these two people, and when we saw that they were well-dressed, we thought they were lackeys of the interrogation team, so we immediately started to ......"

Impotent Fury seemed to have heard the funniest thing in the world, and couldn't control his laughter at all, and asked while laughing, "How many moves have you supported?" ”

Zhang San and Li Si's faces were embarrassed, and it took a long time before he said, "There may be a trick." ”

"One move is one move, and there is no shame. What is possible? Li Yi couldn't understand.

Zhang San thought about it for a while, and simply said generously: "They were too fast, and we fell down before we even made a move." So, we're not sure if they've made a move. ”

"Nope."

The baby boy served a bowl to Zhang San and Li Si, and Zhang San and Li Si hurriedly returned the salute, and the wine had its own true taste.

Looking at the roast pig that was eaten, and then at the sky where the stars were born, Li Weiji clapped his hands and shouted: "Guys, it's dark above, let's eat almost, it's time to do it." ”

Everyone put down the unfinished wine and meat in their hands and waited sideways.

"Two babies take the lead, no problem."

"Whatever you want. You can arrange it, and we can cooperate. The baby girl put down the pork leg bone in her hand and drank two sips of wine, her cheeks flushed.

"Viagra sister-in-law, you are responsible for auxiliary support."

Mr. and Mrs. Vorvey nodded.

"Brother Zhang, Brother Li, the old business of rewarding good and punishing evil is capable, right?"

Zhang San and Li Si drew their long swords.

His gaze slipped away from walking through the land of ghosts, Li Weiji stared at Huang Yuanji and said, "Little ghost, you can use as much power as you have." ”

"Cut, do you teach me?" Huang Yuanji sat between the two Mickey Mouse, "Grandpa Yuan's life is safe for me." ”

Li Weiji was extremely pleased, and said to Jian Bingzhi: "Although our level is low, we have a great responsibility, I will be the bait, and you are responsible for casting stealth at a critical time." Do you know the terrain of Ratassom well? ”

Ice to make an OK gesture.

"Welcome to freedom."

In the team channel, five words, starry.