Chapter 95. Li Weiji vaguely said gliding Huang Yuanji was forced to talk about surveillance
In the team channel, Mr. Yuan was talking about walking through the land of ghosts to teach him the basics of the game, and an old man who had never been exposed to such a novel thing naturally made a lot of jokes. He spoke vividly and naturally, but it diluted the previous sadness.
"Sir, in this case, do you want to join in the excitement of this prison robbery?"
"Yes, yes. They all said that they need to be exposed to different things in order to collide with more memories and echoes, and I naturally go wherever there is excitement. No, the ghost brother said that you were going to rob the prison, and we wanted to go over to help you, who knew that I met the Teletubbies and the virtuous couple on the way, and they said that everyone who participated in the robbery was arrested, and left an address for us to meet. ”
"Holy." Li Yi shouted, "Teletubbies, you said you were going to help rob the prison, but you didn't see anyone at the critical moment, coward." Hey, no, not long after we failed to rob the prison, how do you know we're locked up? The consortium has made another announcement? ”
"Oh, that's right." The male teletubbies ate meat with relish, "After separating from you in the morning, I wanted to accompany my wife to walk around the measurement field, who knew that I would see a person with a golden light gliding in the sky above his head, which I have never seen, so I stopped him and asked one or two." This question is unbelievable, he turned out to be a fugitive. So I told him that I was a prison robber. Then, we knew that you would fail in the prison robbery, and we began to plan how to save you. ”
There was no head or brain, no one could understand it except for the party Li Weiji, so he only heard him cut and spit out: "Lie to you, who will accompany his wife to hang out in a place where birds don't?" Besides, this barren mountain is so steep that sheep can't climb up, so how can you two get up if you two don't deliberately find your way? ”
The female teletubbies said: "I have always liked high places, stand high and see far." This mountain is the highest in the vicinity, and there are many marble cubes suspended, which is very technological, and it is not normal for my husband to climb up with me. However, there are some people who hold a chicken on the edge of the cliff and look left and right as if they are looking for death. We are not people who don't save us when we die, so hard to climb up the mountain to save you, who knew that you jumped off the cliff with a chicken. In these years, people who are martyred with chickens are rare. ”
Knowing that this was a joke, Li Weiji was not angry, and said: "I was a test flight." Is the test flight good. From the top of the mountain, you can fly to the Doga Surveillance Station as long as you find an angle. ”
"Dora's Station?" Li Yi reacted suddenly, "I've been there all day today." ”
"I know. I've been watching you all day. ”
"Then why didn't you come to me? Otherwise, a shout on the communicator will save us from robbing the prison. ”
Li Weiji raised his forehead and said, "My communicator was taken away." I wanted to go into the station to get the communicator, but it was full of interrogators, otherwise I would have wanted to fly in. Later, you suddenly appeared at the inspection, I thought hope was coming, and kept giving you signals, but you were indifferent. I can only climb the mountain to find the angle of the test paper and fly to the monitoring station......"
"Wait, when did you signal me?" Li Yi thought about it and didn't find the so-called signal.
"Light. What else but light could communicate over such a distance? ”
Being reminded by Li Weiji like this, Li Yi remembered that his eyes were indeed flashed by a few lights when he was idle and bored boxing, but he thought it was the reflection of the golem's shell and didn't take it seriously.
"Messy and blind, who knows it's a signal."
"Three long and two short." Li Weiji pretended to be angry, "I told you, three long and two short, representing a call for help." ”
"Hey. Didn't remember. Li Yi was not ashamed at all.
The crowd laughed in unison.
"Huh. You just said flying to the monitoring station...... When will you fly? ”
The blind student finally caught Huadian.
The rest of the team was silent, but their eyes and breath were all revealing a message: expectation.
Awesome equipment, new skills, magical power-ups, these things that are different will always arouse the strong curiosity of gamers.
Not to mention that now it's going to talk about flying.
I don't think I need to use superfluous words to explain the meaning of this word.
Everyone has fantasized about soaring into the sky.
Everyone sucked their fingers clean and looked forward to it. Even Mr. Yuan, a person who doesn't understand modern games, also turned his ear.
"Not flying, to be exact. It's gliding. ”
Rational thinking forced him to correct Li Yi's mistakes, and at the same time lowered everyone's sense of expectation. Omitting all the puzzles that could be flaunted, he straightforwardly recounted the entire prison escape process, and then deliberately obscured the other roles of the ether chicks, trying to make everyone think that gliding was just a normal game function, not magical.
It's infinitely better to hide than to be exposed.
However, the two Teletubbies clearly didn't believe what he said, staring with cute big eyes, and everything was silent.
The prison intent's rage also doesn't believe that the mere feature of gliding is enough to essentially change the gameplay.
Think about it.
Suppose there is a boss in a solid camp, and ordinary players have to attack the city step by step to have a chance to challenge the boss, but those who glider only need to find a higher hill and adjust the angle to launch a direct attack.
For example, when you assassinate someone, you can run to the edge of a cliff, and your pursuers will either fall to your death or watch you run away.
Usages such as these can be infinitely extended, and as long as you use your imagination, this is said to be useless, something more terrifying than the so-called god costume and special move.
Li Weiji is not a stupid person, how can he not think of more application scenarios without touching the bypass.
Thinking of this, Incompetent Fury responded very cooperatively: "It doesn't sound useful."
The rest of the team channel wasn't stupid, and even people like Mr. Yuan, who didn't play games, could tell from life experience that changing their way of doing would bring great efficiency, but they didn't say anything.
There's no need to get to the bottom of everything.
Not everyone is like Li Weiji: for the sake of curiosity, they can ignore the unspoken rules of social interaction.
"For your witty prison break, a drink." Walk through the Wraith Lands to the advantage of your elders, and use alcohol to break up the silence in the channel.
Everyone really drank bitterly, fragrant pig wine, and the moonlight was light.
A few people in prison can only listen to it, but it provokes the rise of gluttonous worms in their stomachs, and saliva overflows in their cheeks.
"What time is it?" Li Yi seemed to think of something, "When are you going to save us?" ”
"It's only half past six, don't worry, it's getting dark at high altitude, wait another half an hour." Li Weiji couldn't control himself, grabbed his hands around his waist, and the mall fashion that had returned to new was suddenly oily.
Huang Yuanji, who was eating meat in a sullen voice, noticed this small action, and he couldn't help but scold him because he had been very strict with his family since he was a child: "You are really buried."
Li Weiji was stunned and asked, "What?" As he spoke, he scratched his waist again.
"Huh." Huang Yuanji seemed to react, "So, you don't know that you have this problem?" ”
"I have so many problems that I don't know which one you are talking about."
The newborn child did not know the scruples, and he bluntly said in front of everyone: "Dirty hands grasp clothes."
Li Weiji looked at his oily hands, smiled and wanted to explain, but he heard the incompetent and angry words: "He is not scratching his clothes with dirty hands, but wet and greasy on his waist."
This word is obviously more appropriate, Huang Yuanji nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, that's the case." Big sister, you are really accurate. Big sister, do you know him so well, boyfriend and girlfriend relationship? ”
"Nonsense. Who wants him? "My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me." ”
Huang Yuanji hurriedly said, "How does the young lady know that I am riding on the colorful cloud this morning?"
Everyone was amused by him, and they all made fun of him: "Which immortal family is this, the cultivation of soaring clouds and mist, let alone a scattered immortal."
Huang Yuanji also ignored it and asked, "My name is Huang Yuanji, young lady, what's your name?"
"You've been listening to us, wouldn't you know her name? Little ghost, just as an adult, you started to think crookedly? Li Weiji unceremoniously pointed out Huang Yuanji's careful thinking.
Impotent and furious, Zigui Xiaokou, Gu Hanzhang and Jian Bingzhi said at the same time: "What did you just say?"
Li Weiji then remembered that his teammates didn't know about Huang Yuanji, and he was about to explain, but he heard Li Yi shout in surprise: "Isn't Xiao Yuanji offline, how can you monitor us?"
"Little ghost." Li Weiji took Huang Yuanji, "Do you say it yourself, or will I say it for you?" ”
"I said, I said it can't be done?" Thinking of the coercion in the morning, Huang Yuanji deliberately aggrieved and aggrieved: "You definitely don't have any good words in my mouth."