Chapter 181: Pour a cappuccino for this fat boy
"How's your topic?"
Chen Bo's examination room was close to the gate, and people came to the hall one step earlier to squat, and despite the crowd, Chen Bo easily found Wang Xu.
The keyboard on this guy's back is not ordinarily long, and it is specially not folded, half of it is exposed, and it is very conspicuous when it shakes up.
Wang Xu stopped moving forward, pointed behind him and said, "I don't know why my keyboard can't be folded, I don't feel the question, I look confused anyway." β
"Haha, I thought you were deliberately not broken." Chen Bo smiled, his expression was relaxed, the overall feeling of the exam process was good, if nothing else, passing should not be a problem.
The extra-long keyboard was higher than the eaves, and Wang Xu had to be flat to carry it, and the light outside the door was a little dazzling, not the dazzling noon sun, but the flashing lights of the reporters.
"What is your assessment of this exam?"
"Can you estimate your score?"
"Is the coffee in the exam room good?"
Chen Bo was taken aback by this sudden battle, his brain was blank, and he had to rely on Wang Xu to drag him away.
Along the way, there were a lot of microphones in front of them, and they tried hard to get around, and they had to say a few polite words to send people away.
Across the street, there was a crowd of spectators, their hands raised high, and their mouths screamed, "Fire at me."
Chen Bo didn't know why, Wang Xu shouted that he took out the custom marker he used to sign before and threw it at a parabola in the center of the crowd.
"What's this scene?"
Both sides of the sidewalk were crowded with idlers, many of whom came to ask for autographs and group photos, and Wang Xu randomly selected a few lucky spectators and generously completed this sacred ceremony with them.
The road only allows special cars that have passed the review to pick up and drop off on the road, Wang Xu's driver is close at hand, but Brother Gongzi did not get in the car, he said hello to the driver, and walked along the road towards the school.
The driver did not complete the task, for fear that something would happen on the road, and he was responsible, so he had to follow all the way and keep a safe distance.
After walking a few steps, Wang Xu explained: "This is a special activity after the exam, similar to winning the finals on the court, and the players take off their shoes and clothes to give to the audience, which is almost the same." β
"In the past, I lost the signature pen, but then after the paperless, I changed the marker, and the custom style is different every year, and it is not sold to the market, the number is quite rare, and some people even specialize in high-priced collections."
"How much is the high price?" Chen Bo asked.
Wang Xu said indifferently: "More than 10,000, this thing is not a work of art after all, and it is not worth a few dollars... Money... Money. β
Chen Bo let go of the hand that was holding his throat, and said excitedly: "Say it earlier, I will throw more than 10,000 yuan directly, and I will be angry." β
Wang Xu relieved himself and said: "You, you have a broader horizon, you can't drop the price, more than 10,000 yuan is just a dollar in our pockets for us, and we won't feel distressed if we drop it one day." β
"Please, remove the word 'we'."
The more Chen Bo thought about it, the more depressed he became, and he took more than 10,000 yuan to improve his life, and he could eat for a month when he went to the city every day, not to mention in the canteen, and the living expenses for a few months were more than enough.
Wang Xu sighed: "The questions I drew this time were not good, there were a lot of astronomy and geography, and I was asked to order Coke but it turned out to be coffee by mistake." β
"What? Is there a relationship between the two? Chen Bo didn't understand.
Wang Xu flipped through Weibo and found the most convincing directly from the hot search.
At the same time, the monitoring materials of the examination room were also packaged and uploaded to the Internet for social supervision.
"Ouch? Are you famous? β
Wang Xu clicked on the video, and Chen Bo's grotesque behavior of drinking cappuccino aroused the interest of netizens, and various clips have been circulated throughout the network.
[@δΈΊεδΈ: Be able to play personal art in the dull examination room, and complain that the exam questions are too difficult through rich body language, and it is recommended to nominate for Oscar]
[@ε θ³ζ΅233: This is a performance artist who has been delayed by keyboard application]
[@ιΏι΅ζ ε: The invigilator's inner os, pour this fat boy a cappuccino]
[@δΈεθ₯Ώ: To be honest, at first glance, I thought he was playing landlord fighting, and he was so happy to laugh in the exam, maybe this is the big guy, please accept my knees]
"What are you looking at? Laughing so happy? Chen Bo leaned in and took a look at the man in the picture, who was very similar to himself in height and clothing.
"Why did you order four cappuccinos?" Wang Xu laughed until he couldn't walk straight, and his hand holding the phone trembled.
Chen Bo corrected: "No, no, no, to be exact, it is three cups, and one cup is American." β
"The rule in the exam room is to order a cup of coffee when you feel good, and order a Coke to comfort yourself when you feel bad."
Wang Xu briefly introduced the customs of the examination room, according to Chen Bo's method, the champion is bound to win, and the fingering method that points out the country seems to be clear.
"I'm just sleepy, I want to have a cup of coffee to refresh myself, and when I'm nervous, I'll be like this, who knows that there are so many rules."
Chen Bo tried to divert the topic, remembering that he had said earlier that he wanted to observe the special effects dynamics of the keyboard building, so he pulled Wang Xu back.
Wang Xu broke free of the shackles and took a few steps back in the opposite direction, "Eating is the most important thing, there are many videos on the Internet, and this building is not far from the school, you are bored and come over and watch it slowly." β
"You don't think I'm going to be famous."
Wang Xu waved his hand and laughed even harder, "What's the name, a gust of wind will pass soon." β
When I got up from a nap, the video was not only made into ghost animal material, but also added a lot of hip-hop style, and various emojis swept in, replacing the original [handing tea to the big guy].
Giving fat coffee has become a phenomenal new idiom on the Internet.
"I shouldn't have had that sip of coffee in the first place." Chen Bo regretted it.
The phone rang, it was an unfamiliar number, and the call assistant did not mark it as suspicious, so it should not be a scam.
"Hey, who is it?"
"Is it Mr. Chen? We are from Nestle Group, the video of you drinking coffee in the exam room in the morning has caused a sensation on the whole network, which is breathtaking, and we intend to hire you as the image spokesperson of our new coffee, I don't know what you think? β
"Is there any money?" Chen Bo asked bluntly.
"You can rest assured about this, the reward will definitely be there, you can come to our Yuanyu branch to understand the details, and I will send you an address at that time, waiting for you."
"Okay, thanks." Chen Bo hung up the phone, not knowing whether to be happy or sad.
Another phone call came, this time it was Uniqlo, and the other party wanted to cartoonize Chen Bo's image and print it on his shirt, so he specially sought his authorization.
"We will pay 150,000 yuan as a sincerity gold first, and the follow-up sales share, Mr. Chen can come to the company to discuss in detail if it is convenient."
"Yes, the money is in place, and it's easy to say anything." Chen Bo almost laughed.