[149] German Orthopedics
Jiang Qianyu saw the content of the barrage, and her little face, which was still a little depressed, immediately smiled, pursed the corners of her mouth, and looked a little unbearable, the audience in the live broadcast room, who didn't know what was going on, saw her smile at first glance, some people asked, and some people praised her directly.
"Wow, the anchor laughs so beautifully"
"I feel like I've seen my first love, but unfortunately I can't go back"
"It's only been broadcast since the script monster started, and this smile is worth it...... Mommy wants to lick the screen"
"It doesn't make sense, the barrage has been open, who made me laugh? Pull it out and kill it, deliberately looking like I'm useless? ”
"Can't go back to your first love? Are you the guy who just said that you can finally delete the screenshot of your brother-in-law? Can be retrieved from the recycle bin...... Don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng."
……
"He didn't speak because he was biting his tongue, and it hurt when he spoke."
Jiang Qianyu pursed the corners of his mouth, and couldn't help but explain with some smile, Lin Xuan pursed his lips and didn't make a sound, it was indeed a little painful when he spoke, it was nothing to talk to Xiao Nizi and endure the pain, and it was obviously not cost-effective to talk to a group of big men.
- Although judging from the situation at the LPL scene that day, there are indeed girls in Xiao Nizi's live broadcast room, most of them are still rushing to themselves, but the ghost knows which is the barrage sent by the girl.
"Biting your tongue?"
"Uh...... Forgive me for thinking crooked."
"The big guy in front of you who said he was going to do came out, did you do it?"
"Woooooooooo......oo My brother-in-law is a bit powerful."
"I'm afraid it wasn't a forced kiss and someone bitten, right? Tsk, tsk, it's amazing my uncle."
"Is it the beautiful woman in the red dress on the beach that day?"
"Hahaha, brother-in-law's kissing skills need to be strengthened"
“…… The old Wang next door came to help? ”
"I'm sorry, it's under you, don't have your surname Wang"
……
There are already more than 10,000 viewers in the live broadcast room, and most of the people who often watch the live broadcast are old drivers, if it was the atmosphere of Jiang Qianyu's own live broadcast at the beginning, he would basically pretend to be ignorant with his third leg in his hands, since Lin Xuan's live broadcast, the style in the live broadcast room has changed abruptly, and a group of guys are driving in various ways.
Lin Xuan really didn't want to speak, but when he saw all kinds of ridicule in the barrage, Jiang Qianyu didn't know how much he understood, anyway, he knew that he was laughing at Lin Xuan, and he blinked his eyes and laughed non-stop.
He said angrily: "Still laughing, what are you laughing at?" It's not that you've hurt you. ”
After saying this, the old drivers who were originally happily ridiculing their brother-in-law in the live broadcast room collectively crashed into a mountain and overturned, and people turned on their backs.
"it!"
"You're paralyzed!"
"Jiang Jingbai, you give the labor and management an address, I'll go over and break your leg first."
"Come on, move the old man's head ...... Sold? Then change the water and fire stick, and break the leg of this beast! Remember, three legs!! ”
"Beast, what are you doing to my family?"
"What the hell am I ...... Please, don't drive around, okay? will kill people"
"Hey, German orthopedics? I'll book a bed first, and I'll send you the patient later, there's no guarantee that there will be gas."
"Don't scare me, brother-in-law, you're my brother-in-law"
……
Jiang Qianyu hadn't seen the barrage in time, and snorted: "It's obviously you who are stupid." ”
This is undoubtedly more misleading for some preconceived old drivers, originally it was actually afraid that the world would not be chaotic and there were more coaxing elements, and it was impossible to feel that there was any authenticity, but in the case of that kind of thought, especially the barrage was rhythmic, and some of the barrages couldn't help but jump out with machetes and sticks.
", Jiang Jingbai, you come out for me!"
"German orthopedic Jiang Jingbai?"
"See you in the English courts"
"Hehehe, do you think he will live to see the sun tomorrow?"
"Surrender now, I'll only break your three legs, I promise, really"
"When my 20,000 shallow guards don't exist?"
"Damn, you don't know how many people are going to cut you if you don't send a barrage, do you?"
……
Of course, Lin Xuan couldn't really say anything misleading before the live broadcast, and when he saw this situation, he said in a helpless tone: "You people, you are really evil, I was choked by her when I drank water, so I accidentally bit my tongue, and I was a beautiful woman in a red dress, so I know how to look at beautiful women......"
When he explained, the barrage was still overwhelmingly brushing, all of which were cutting people and breaking their legs, but some people have already understood that it was a misunderstanding, of course, although they are actually sending barrages, they really don't think it's true, it's just a joke or a moment of excitement.
There are so many jokes on the Internet, and there are only a few that really happen around you.
"It's really scared to death of labor and management, this one is panting for breath"
"The mountains do not turn and the water does not turn, the water does not turn and the clouds turn, the heavens and the earth all turn, only the brother-in-law's cheapness remains the same"
"Paralyzed, the labor-management eighty-meter knife was finally pulled out, and you told me it was a misunderstanding?"
"I've bought all the special tickets and waited for the address to depart, and you told me that you bit it?"
"So the 20,000 shallow guards are ready to go, and the result is a beacon fire show princes?"
……
Jiang Qianyu probably only understood why he was so excited on the barrage at this time, his cheeks were slightly red, but his eyes were shining, blinking, looking forward to Liubo, and asked with some curiosity: "What is German orthopedics?" Hospitals? Why do you have to go to Germany? ”
Lin Xuan coughed: "It just means that the hospital technology in Germany is better...... It's been live for so long, don't ask what you don't understand on the barrage, don't you know? ”
There are already a lot of people on the barrage who are messing around with rhythm, laughing, or explaining.
"Brother-in-law's reaction is clearly clear, old driver, old driver"
"Jiang Jingbai, listen to me, if you dare to have any thoughts about my family, you will click all three of your legs, and you can't save you."
"A programmer put his own sister on it, and then his father broke his leg and was cured in the German orthopedic department"
"Refers to brother and sister love"
"You have to indoctrinate shallow with this kind of thinking, do you?"
"Please, don't mess around with the rhythm, okay?"
"Damn, are you sick?"
"How much do you know about showmanship?"
"Do you want to open the door to a new world for Asami, or are you worried that your brother-in-law won't realize your sister's beauty?"
"Damn, my dragon robe is sold, and the dragon whip is still there, whip you two goods whose heads are caught in the door"
"You see, you have to let the referee play next, right?"
……
Jiang Qianyu has never been in love, but modern information is so developed, and when he graduates from high school, he basically understands everything, but he is just short of practice and experience, even if he doesn't take the initiative to understand, his classmates, friends, and girlfriends around him will definitely impart all kinds of "relevant knowledge".
Innocence and ignorance and idiocy are two different concepts...... Besides, a "blank paper" girl who thinks that she will get pregnant hand in hand, she doesn't know what it means if you push her down, so what is the meaning and achievement of the process of pushing her down?
Lin Xuan won't say that he is so brain-dead that he wants to filter out all the "stalks" and "ridicules" on the barrage to Jiang Qianyu, he just doesn't want to let the ridicule of "De Bone" and "British Court" often appear in the live broadcast room in the future, across the screen and the Internet, the ridicule of many live broadcast viewers is very unlimited.
Moreover, parents may not watch Xiao Nizi's live broadcast sometimes, if they see this kind of barrage in the live broadcast room......
Jiang Qianyu snorted when he heard Lin Xuan say this, and didn't go to see the barrage, and at the same time, the game team was finally completed and entered the selection interface.
On the other side, I don't know if I was watching the live broadcast, or I recognized Lin Xuan and Jiang Qianyu, or the combination of the big-mouthed wind girl has been very popular recently, and I got rid of these two heroes when I came up, and the first floor of my house also directly got rid of the mice, and restricted the two ADCs with the highest usage rate of Lin Xuan.
Lin Xuan is on the second floor, and he is the one who is selected on the first floor, anyway, the hero Chi Shen, he didn't care about being pulled out of the mouse's mouth, so he asked the live broadcast audience what ADC they wanted to watch and play, and diverted the attention of the live broadcast.
Before the opinions on the barrage were unified, I saw that Jiang Qianyu had pre-selected a star girl, and then said: "You choose that one, the one you used last time to draw the spear, you can suck my ......"