"it...... Suck? ”

"Woo woo woo, the little train is leaving"

"Is this my auditory hallucination?"

"It's not that I'm shallow, it's not that I'm shallow, it's not that I'm shallow...... My family would not say such a connotative word."

"Since you all think so, then I'm relieved, it seems that I'm still normal"

"Crooked, demon spirit? Yes, it's me again, my daughter-in-law is possessed again, and my brother-in-law did it again."

"So this is the consequence of a bunch of guys just now giving shallow Pude bones?"

"Don't stop me if you're paralyzed, I'm going to hack my brother-in-law to death"

"Jiang Qianyu, you have changed, you killed my favorite Qianqian with your own hands! I hate, I hate you!! ”

"Teacher, I took a leave of absence today, and I can't go to kindergarten...... Well, I was in a car accident and it's okay to be fine, it's just that the nutrition can't keep up"

……

The barrage was almost blown up, everyone was brushing the barrage there like chicken blood, Lin Xuan was also stunned, "uh......", looking at the live broadcast screen, Xiao Nizi opened her bright eyes wide, still staring at the list of heroes, and tried very seriously and hard to find out the hero who didn't know what to call it.

Obviously, even if Xiao Nizi is not so ignorant in some things, it is impossible for her to be so skilled that she can make the live broadcast room boil with a casual sentence, which is comparable to her own sophistication.

"Ah, I found it......"

Jiang Qianyu finally found the somewhat familiar green woman from the shooter column and surrendered, and shouted in surprise, "That's it, the spear of revenge...... You just use this, it's so fun to jump around, and you can suck me, and when someone wants to kill us, I'll attract firepower, and then as soon as the other side comes up, you suck me, and you won't die......"

Xiao Nizi didn't hear what Lin Xuan said next, and after choosing Calista, when she stared at the star girl she had pre-selected, she felt weird, as if she had heard the upcoming short-breathing conversation in her ears.

- His voice will be calm, composed, hurried but not flustered, and when Xiao Nizi is chased or assassinated by the other party, she will often cry out involuntarily, so that delicate and melodious voice will definitely be a hurry, nervous, and flustered tone.

Probably this is the kind of conversation:

"Give me my milk, give me my milk, milk my milk, my ......"

"Ahh Suck me up, suck me, ahh......hhh

……

"Do I choose a star girl or Lulu?"

Jiang Qianyu's question woke Lin Xuan up from the auditory hallucination, he quickly shook his head, despised himself in his heart, and then coughed, straightened his mind, and threw away those messy thoughts, ensuring that his thoughts were sober and pure, and then said: "Just the star girl." ”

"Oh."

Jiang Qianyu chose his star girl, then changed several skins, frowned and asked again: "Then which skin is better?" I used to use the Star Guardian all the time, but the Moonlight Goddess looks pretty too...... But it doesn't look good inside the game. ”

Lin Xuan said with a smile: "Use whichever looks good, so that it is more suitable for you." ”

On the barrage, a bunch of "stinky shameless" suddenly passed by the screen.

"Brother-in-law, do you really dare to tease me, have you seen my forty-meter-long broadsword?"

"Brother-in-law, you have to think clearly, your behavior is very dangerous"

", I finally feel like I've come to the right place, I feel like I've learned a few more tricks, and I'm just around the corner."

"Mother's brother-in-law has started teasing my daughter-in-law again"

"Your friend 'Flirting Crazy Demon Jiang Jingbai' has been launched"

"The guy in front of me who said that getting rid of the single is just around the corner, can you come out and explain to me what the penultimate three or four words mean?"

……

Jiang Qianyu changed both skins and said, "Then use the Moonlight Goddess, you can't always use one skin." ”

Lin Xuan immediately nodded and said, "Then this, Moonlight Goddess, as soon as you hear this name, it is suitable." ”

Lin Xuan, who was thinking about it, still made a mistake, answering too quickly, it would give people the impression of not being cautious enough, a little rash and casual, Xiao Nizi frowned when she heard it, puffed out her cheeks, and then clicked the mouse to change back to the Star Guardian, and said, "I'm still the Star Guardian." ”

Lin Xuan, who realized his mistake, nodded again, spoke slowly, and looked a lot more serious, and said: "Yes, the original painting and game effects of the Star Guardian are beautiful, you see the thin waist and long legs, how beautiful it is, the special effects are more gorgeous, better than the Moonlight Goddess, that's all." ”

Jiang Qianyu snorted: "You can say which one I choose, right?" ”

"Of course, otherwise what else can I say."

Lin Xuan's honesty is obviously not appropriate, some new viewers know how to coax girls or sisters, and when they heard this, they mourned in their hearts for the next encounter of their brother-in-law, and those who have been in Jiang Qianyu's live broadcast room for a while don't need brain circuits at all, and they instinctively feel that there must be the second half of the sentence that has not been said - otherwise it is really not like the style of the brother-in-law.

Sure enough, Jiang Qianyu didn't express his dissatisfaction, so he heard Lin Xuan continue: "A good-looking girl looks good in anything, and a better figure is even more versatile, and no matter how temperamental she is, she can wear it as she likes, like you, you can wear the effect of a top fashion show with curtains, how can I answer?" You can't speak with a clear conscience, right, that's not my style. ”

"My Nima, brother-in-law is too shameless"

"Stinky shameless Jiang Jingbai"

"I finally understand what I am single"

"Finally know what my girlfriend is angry about"

"Really! Flirting girls!! ”

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard to watch the live stream"

"Brother-in-law, I was wrong, please accept me, I want to be as good as you"

"Sure enough, it's single for a reason"

"Speaking with a clear conscience? Please don't insult your conscience."

"Sure enough, the brother-in-law doesn't know anything about his image"

"Uh...... It's you who don't know anything about your brother-in-law's shamelessness, right? ”

……

The barrage is as lively as when Xiao Nizi had no intention of driving just now, and there are still people brushing gifts to apprentice, but unfortunately Jiang Qianyu didn't pay attention at all, raised his chin and snorted very arrogantly, the corners of his mouth were shallow, and his smile was sweet and intoxicating, "I don't believe you...... Do I still have treatment? ”

"Hmm."

Lin Xuan replied and said, "I'll protect you with weakness." ”

The timing of the use of the treatment is correspondingly simpler, just pay attention to the amount of blood and ignition, and weakness requires a higher consciousness judgment on the timing and the choice of the object, so this game is not going to bring a shield, Lin Xuan still let Jiang Qianyu take the treatment, and it can also trigger the incense burner.

The line-ups for both sides were quickly decided.

Blue side: Top Single Sword Queen, Jungler Keg, Mid Single Clockwork, ADC Calista, Support Star Girl.

Red side: Top laner Kenan, Jungler Mantis, mid laner Galio, ADC Lucian, support Japanese girl.

The other party, Kenan, Mantis, and Lucian are all heroes with a high outburst, which is also the main reason why Lin Xuan chose to be weak.

Soon entered the game, Xiao Nizi is now going out to buy equipment is very fast, especially the often used heroes of Wind Girl, Lulu, and Star Girl, coins, potions, and accessories are ready to go out as soon as they are bought, and when the spring barrier disappears, everyone else rushes to the river, and she clicks the mouse to move forward.

As a result, he clicked twice in a row, and found that his Soraka was standing there without moving, and Lin Xuan, who had been going out very quickly before, was also standing behind him, very close, motionless, and couldn't help but let out a strange "huh".

Then he clicked around a few times, and found that his hero not only did not move, but suddenly leaned down and knelt down, and then fell to the ground again, so he panicked a little, and hurriedly shouted: "What's the matter, am I dead?" I didn't even see the person on the other side, how could I die...... No way, what are you doing to me? Why am I lying on the ground......"