002. Didi Hit Birds?
Closing the bathroom door, Quartz stood in front of the sink and looked at the reflection in the mirror, touching his cheek as if he was still worried.
"It's okay, it's just a parallel world, I'm still myself, time hasn't changed, and my parents haven't changed... It's just that history has changed a little. ”
In this world, in the first year of the twentieth century, that is, in 1901, countless fantasy spaces appeared out of thin air all over the world at the same time, and these spaces called "secret places" were inhabited by all kinds of strange fantasy creatures - Pokémon.
And with the gradual and stable integration of the earth and the secret realm, these elves have also become a part of the earth and integrated into human life.
The modern scientific and technological civilization of mankind has provided better living conditions for the elves, and the elves have also used their magical power to contribute to the development of human beings, and the two sides have coexisted and developed harmoniously hand in hand.
Since there has been a deviation in history, the "Pokemon" as a game will naturally not appear, and there are only six or seven hundred types of elves discovered by humans at this stage, not more than nine hundred in the game before quartz crossing.
Pokémon...
It's great that it really exists, right?
It's time to masturbate Pikachu, and Eevee!
Oops, these little cute things,I don't know if it's so cute in reality.,It should be.,The appearance of the elves on TV just now is not much different from the animation.。
Do I have a Pikachu or Eevee? It's hard to choose!
Children make choices, and adults certainly want them all.
Quartz began to crook his left hand and rubbed Pikachu's cheek, and his right hand stroked Eevee's big fluffy tail, which was refreshing.
In the original world, Quartz was just a half-baked Pokémon player: he had played several generations of games, but not deeply; I've seen most of the animations, but it's not all of the episodes that haven't been missed, so it can be said that the hat of "cloud player" can't be taken off.
But he especially likes those cute elves, when he was a child, he liked to watch the Chinese version of the animation introduced by the TV station over and over again, and when he grew up, he liked to read some fanfiction, which is considered an elf fan.
Quartz was excited in the bathroom for a long time, finally relieved himself, rinsed his face with cold water again, and went to the living room to prepare breakfast.
The elves are magical, but the food still needs to be just right.
He wanted to find an elf to masturbate quickly, but his parents were afraid that he would be distracted and not study well, so there was no elf at home.
And cultivating elves is a very expensive and energy-consuming thing, his parents are in the rising period of their careers, they are usually busy with work and can't see people, and they can't even take care of their son's daily studies, how can they have the time and money to do this.
Because he had just had a summer vacation, Quartz was more indulgent in his daily routine, and it was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and Quartz had just started to eat breakfast - the bread and yogurt sold in the supermarket.
Taking advantage of the free time for breakfast, he seized the opportunity to take a picture of the evidence of his sister's addiction to TV programs, and prepared to send it to his sister-in-law to kill his relatives and kill his cousin with tears.
was thinking about how to phrase it to show that he cared about his sister's healthy growth, and his mother suddenly sent him a WeChat message:
"Cub, at noon, your father's old friends have a party, we will eat in a restaurant outside, and you take Hanhan to eat takeout at home."
Then he also gave him a red envelope of 100 yuan: "Don't order junk food, if I come back and see you eating fried chicken, you will die." ”
"Hmm..."
His parents have always been busy, and such things are commonplace for Quartz, and he has nothing to be unhappy about.
In comparison, ordering takeout and not giving cha fried chicken is even more sad.
Don't think about it, the fried chicken is naturally an ordinary chicken, although the elves are integrated into the world, but because they are also integrated into the rich products in the secret realm, the ecology of ordinary animals has not been affected.
On the contrary, agriculture and animal husbandry have developed rapidly due to the introduction of large quantities of tree fruits from secret realms, which can be said to have grown by leaps and bounds.
How can I go against my mother's will, it's so disobedient, and I eat honestly at noon... Burgers and roast chicken are good, and happy water is naturally indispensable.
Mom, I'm good son, really.
Of course, there is still some time before lunch, Quartz is lying on the sofa leisurely watching a group of Han Han in the WeChat group of classmates, and from time to time glance at the TV show "Elf Trainee" that his sister watched.
"Look! Wild tyrannosaurus was found in Kuailong Lake in the government affairs district, so don't go swimming near the lake recently. ”
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"An artificial lake, and there are no lifeguards, who is going to swim there."
"Mars, this is all the news three days ago, the police of the Kuailonghu Police Station captured and released the tyrannosaurus yesterday, I'll show you a screenshot."
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", who put a recent photo of Sister Mi Li, scared labor to death!"
"Hahaha
"Where's the squad leader? What about administrators? Come on, a dog manager, kick this sword man! ”
"This morning, my dad's Doudou pigeon was trained for 400 kilometers to show you the positioning record."
"Liu Wei, can you send a photo of your fire fox?"
Well... The conversation is basically related to elves, and I can't interject at all.
However, combined with the information he looked up in the group for a long time and the Internet, Quartz basically has a little understanding of some common sense in this world.
Starting with how to raise elves that he is most concerned about, if you want to legally hold elves and use Poké Balls, you must register as a trainer.
Trainers are a highly respected profession in this world, not only can they use the public facilities of various elven alliances, but also have a wide range of employment and high salaries.
But trainers are not so easy to be a trainer, in order to register as a trainer, you first have to pass the political examination and medical examination of the Elf Alliance, then you have to pay a high registration fee and pay annual taxes, and finally, you have to have a Pokémon.
Isn't it contradictory, if you want to hold an elf, you have to be a trainer, and if you want to be a trainer, you have to have an elf, isn't that a trouble?
This has to talk about elves again, although elves are not rare in this world, but wild elves are wild and untamable and easy to hurt, and generally have their own groups to survive, want to recover wild elves with bare hands? Unrealistic.
So generally speaking, they buy artificially bred young elves or elf eggs from official organizations such as the Elf Alliance, and register as trainers at the same time, one-stop service.
Sounds wonderful, right, but... It's expensive.
For example, the beanie pigeon of his father in the group just now, is worth about 30,000 yuan in the alliance, and if it is a particularly excellent individual, it is possible to double the price of the sale.
And the fire fox in another classmate's house is even more amazing.,As the first elf in the game (the first elf that the player gets at the beginning of the game.,There are three systems of fire、Water、Grass can be selected.,Suitable for beginners to get started at the same time, it has a high training ceiling.,Very powerful.。 ), which is also a powerful and popular top elf in this world, and the alliance price is at least seven figures.
can get a suite, the concubine really can't afford it!
But I still really want an elf, I don't know if Pikachu is expensive...
Quartz used his mind to press the New Year's money, but when he returned to the room and opened the drawer of the saffron envelope, he found that the small treasury that he had saved for several years barely reached four figures, and he couldn't help but sigh.
No matter what world we are in, we are all poor.
This is a hair... Green caterpillars can't afford it.
Frustrated, he ordered takeout with the APP, and he sat on the sofa with his cousins and continued to watch the sand sculpture talent show together.
This show is two hours long, and eleven of the twelve episodes of this quarter have been broadcast, and it is nearing the end, and now it is a network replay.
This kid turned out to be chasing from the first issue this morning, and he plans to make up for it today.
Quartz sneered in his heart, humming, the baby with fish lips is too naïve.
There are still fifty or sixty days left in the summer vacation, and you have finished chasing it so early, and all that awaits you is endless emptiness.
Looking at it, the cousin suddenly came to the side of Quartz, and her expression was twisted: "That..."
Quartz immediately became vigilant.
No matter what world he is in, his cousin will only show this expression when she asks for him and is embarrassed.
"Can you borrow my phone for a while? I want to vote for Qianqian. ”
Hearing this, Quartz immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
What a big deal, it's just a vote, why do you have such an expression as if you want to poison Qianqian.
Voting for idols is nothing more than sending a text message, or registering an APP or something, can't our blood thicker than water family affection withstand the test of these pennies?
"It's best to lend me ten yuan to swipe the ticket for him, I see that he will fall off the first place in the CALL list on Xiaohongshu."
Belch... Who are you, this child, and why are you in my house?
To put it mildly, Quartz still lent her mobile phone to her sister to vote, of course, this kind of behavior is not good, as a parent, Quartz severely criticized and educated her not to do this kind of thing.
It has nothing to do with money, really.
She had just taken her phone to tinker for a few minutes when suddenly her phone rang with a "ding dong". Quartz was still wondering who sent him a message, and saw his sister's impatient look: "The takeaway is coming soon, you go to the window to pick it up." Tsk, this push knocked out my captcha, it's annoying. ”
Quartz:???
Didn't you order the takeout just five minutes ago, how did it come so fast?
And did I hear it wrong, why do I have to go to the window to pick it up, it's usually not the door?
Quartz, whose face was full of question marks, was about to ask his sister in detail what was going on, when he noticed that the room was dark, as if something was blocking the light of the room, so he unconsciously looked back at the window.
This hope was not tight, and it almost startled him:
A large brown bird with a wingspan of nearly two meters is slowly flapping its wings outside the floor-to-ceiling window of the living room, its face, the inside of its wings, the front of its wings and its abdomen are all milky white, and under the crown of three clusters of long pink feathers, a pair of dark sharp eyes are staring intently at the quartz in the room.
This is... Bibi Bird?
It's huge!
The shock of seeing the elf for the first time made Quartz stunned, and what shocked him even more was that on the chest of this Bibi bird, there was an incubator printed with the words "Meituan Takeaway"...
"What are you in a daze, hurry up and open the window, don't let the takeaway bird fly outside."
The cousin's voice rang out from behind Quartz, interrupting the petrification effect of his brain.
So he numbly opened the window and took out a hot grocery bag from the incubator - this takeaway is flying back and forth, can it not be hot?
It is worthy of the elf world, terrifying.
I just don't know what the taxi software in this world is like, is it Didi Bird?