001. Elf trainee
Quartz is woken up by thirst in the morning.
It is difficult to fall asleep without turning on the air conditioner at night in the hot summer, and when you turn on the air conditioner, you have to face the problem of dryness and lack of water.
He sat up, feeling his throat itch as if it were burning, and then he cleared his throat and found a little pulling pain, as if he had caught a cold.
I got up and went to the bathroom to wipe my face with cold water to sober myself up a little, and then went to the living room to get a cup of cold water from the water dispenser.
After a few puffs of "Dun Dun Dun" in a row, he finally felt that he was alive.
In the living room, his cousin Han Han, who came to live at his house during the summer vacation, sat on the sofa early in the morning and watched TV programs with relish.
At the age of eleven, she had a childish and cute face, a trademark high ponytail, a boyish T-shirt and big shorts, and was staring at the TV with her legs crossed, ignoring his cousin and looking very engaged.
Today's children are precocious, and they have only graduated from primary school and have already entered the second year of secondary school in advance, and Quartz occasionally misses the beautiful times when she shouted "Gege" sweetly to herself when she was babbling.
As for now? When you're in a good mood, you'll probably call him "Hey", or "who's that".
Mom and Dad should be going to work, Quartz, as a brother, must not let children watch TV so early, it's time to show the majesty of adults - I'll secretly take a picture for your mother later!
Quartz thought so secretly as he took a sip of water and turned his gaze to the TV.
This one doesn't matter, and directly looks at him as petrified:
On TV, a gray-haired boy with a feminine face and a khaki coat introduces himself to the show's judges.
"Hello all-in-one trainers. I am Zhong Ruqian, an elf trainee under Yuehua Entertainment. ”
And at his feet stood a light yellow creature only about a meter tall:
It resembles a child's size, with a round head topped by three long orange feathers and a short flat beak beneath its blazing orange eyes.
The half-human, half-bird creature had slender and powerful upper limbs like human arms, three dagger-like claws protruding from its hands, and its lower body had thick thighs and sharp brown claws like raptors.
Hey? Isn't this the mighty chicken from Pokémon? How did it appear in the show, could it be the new holographic projection technology?
"This is my elf partner, the Strong Chicken.
I'm good at training, nurturing, batting, and throwing Poké Balls...
Accompaniment! ”
The gray-haired boy took off his trench coat as he spoke, revealing his black shirt and white bib underneath, and then the background music suddenly changed to a very upbeat electronic music.
At this time, the staff outside the camera threw two round balls, one large and one small, red and white, and the boy and the creature took the ball and began to perform on the stage at the same time with exaggerated movements.
What kind of sand sculpture talent show, is this thing still watched? But this projection technology is quite powerful.
Quartz turned his head to look at his cousin, who was fascinated, and complained silently in his heart.
Crotch dribbling, one hundred and eighty degree turn, arm spin and fingertip spin, what do the boy do, the creature also does the same action, although the action is exaggerated, the ghost animal is not standard, a little spicy eyes, but it looks particularly cute from its furry body.
Then the tempo of the music increased again, and they flung the ball in their hands out of the camera at the same time, and danced in unison.
I saw that the two of them began to shake their shoulders meaninglessly, spin, and jump on the spot at the same time, shaking their hands weakly, and then they actually made a blocking movement with their left hand and retreated, and then threw a flying kiss with their right hand.
At the same time, the background music keeps repeating itself:
"Crooked crooked~Strong chicken crooked~"
This unclear lyric...
The image was indescribable, and the quartz almost squirted out the water in its mouth.
Even the judges in the show couldn't stand it, and as soon as the picture turned, a man with squinting eyes and a shallow beard on the judges' seat directly stopped the teenager's performance.
"Well, excuse me.
I think you're pretty good at playing, and we'll have a good time after the show.
But the focus of our "Elf Trainees" is to examine how the elves of the trainees are trained.
So, let's get started with the battle round! ”
With that, he nodded to the other judges on either side, and then got up and left.
The boy was not embarrassed to be interrupted, he simply stopped dancing and bowed to the judges' seat with his partner: "Thank you for the reminder, Zou Tianwang, thank you." ”
"Poof~!!"
Quartz still couldn't help but squirt out the saliva in his mouth, isn't this person in the show Zou Juelun Zou Dong? Why did he also participate in such a nonsensical show, this is because he can't afford to drink milk tea?
Also, isn't the one sitting next to him the top traffic Zhang PD? How did these two get mixed up in one show.
The cousin's indifferent eyes like rats and cockroaches stung Quartz deeply, and he hurriedly pulled out a tissue to wipe the water on the floor, and when he was done, he got up and looked at the screen, and found that the lens on the TV had changed the scene:
The explosion font "Battle! After filling the entire screen, it disappeared, and Zhong Ruqian and Zou Dong were standing at opposite ends of a basketball court-sized ring, as if they were about to start a game.
The host's passionate narration sounded: "According to the rules of the program, as the 'representative of the national trainer', Zou Juelun Zou Tianwang will send elves with unfavorable attributes to meet the challenge!" The elf he will fight is the sleeping monster, the invincible king of the big stomach - Kirbymon! ”
The audience began to applaud wildly, and many female fans at the scene let out bursts of screams.
Zou Jielun, who was on the edge of the ring, raised his right hand as if in response and made a gesture of "close" to the audience, and the screams and applause from the audience stopped instantly.
Then he crossed his palms and rubbed them slowly, and a small round ball with red and white on the top and white magically emerged from his palm, and somehow in the blink of an eye, it became the size of a fist.
He threw the ball into the ring, then clapped his hands lightly, and a silver light appeared in the middle of the red and white ball, and it was thrown into the ring.
The light dissipated, and a navy-blue beast that stood more than two meters tall emerged from the silver light and sat down on the field.
I saw that its head, body, and limbs were fleshy, round, plush, fat, short, and short, and with the white short hair on its face and stomach that never opened its squinting eyes, it looked very docile, like a huge plush puppet.
The Kirbymon yawned and scratched its belly with its stubby upper limbs, as if it hadn't woken up.
Quartz was shocked, what kind of fairy effect is this? From the elves to the Poké Balls, it's so realistic, it's as if the elves really live in the world.
Could it be that this show is exclusively sponsored by "Folk Master Ren Hell" or "Quality First FG"?
The strong chicken on the other side nodded at Zhong Ruqian, and also jumped into the ring.
After it came to the stage, it kicked directly into the air and kicked an upper part, and as its claws kicked out, an orange-red flame appeared out of nowhere and instantly enveloped its claws, and then turned into a wave of fire and flew into the air and dissipated...
Seeing this, the host began to explain passionately: "It's the energy storage flame attack!" Zhong Ruqian's trainee's strong chicken appeared on the stage and used the move of charging flame attack, which can not only boost morale but also increase its speed, which is really a clever tactic! ”
Zou Juelun also nodded in appreciation: "Short~ not bad!" Then you attack first. ”
"Thank you, Heavenly King. Let's go, strong chicken, go all out to attack Kirbymon next plate! ”
"Cha!"
The strong chicken responded, and it leaned down and charged at Kirbymon, which was standing leisurely on the stage, its strong and powerful lower limbs urging its body almost parallel to the ground, shooting at its opponent like a golden cannonball.
In the blink of an eye, it had rushed in front of Kirbymon, and with the momentum of its advance, the strong chicken's right claw clasped tightly to the ground, and twisted around and spun its left paw to kick an upper roundabout kick at Kirbymon's face!
What about the good to capture the handicap?!
Zou Jue's Kirby beast's body did not move at all, and only tilted his head back to avoid this leg, and it can be seen through the slow motion of the show that the distance between the paws of the strong chicken and its chin is not even a centimeter, which is really dangerous and dangerous.
But this just shows how easy Kirbymon can be.
However, the next round of attacks followed, and the first leg was castrated, and it spun around and then turned to the lower lane, and its strong claws kicked Kirbymon's left leg.
"Sure enough, it's a two-stage kick! Strong Chicken's signature fighting skills! How will our Zou Tianwang deal with the situation of unfavorable attributes? ”
The host's commentary was fast and urgent, but Quartz understood that this must be the same as the slow motion just now, which was added later in the show, just deliberately creating a tense atmosphere.
As if he had foreseen the attack of the strong chicken, Kirbymon kicked his legs, jumped into the air and easily dodged this leg, and adjusted his center of gravity in the air and pounced forward!
Before the strong chicken could react, Kirby Beast used his strong body to press it all under his body and couldn't move, and from the camera, he could only see that one of the strong chicken's arms was still exposed, and it was still pumping there, which was very funny.
Then Kirbymon lifted its upper limbs and slammed its palms with short white claws into the ground, and the entire ring trembled like an earthquake, and let out a loud "boom" sound.
The power of this smash was so great that centered on the pair of fleshy palms that Kirbymon smashed on the ground, the floor of the entire field was instantly covered with cobweb-like cracks.
After the camera recovered from the trembling, I saw that Kirbymon had already stood up with a flat face, and the strong chicken with Venus eyes was still lying in the ring, not moving.
"Zou Tianwang's Kirby Beast countered the strong chicken with Mount Tai pressing the top, and immediately launched a powerful earthquake!
It is a ground-based move that has a restraint effect on the strong chicken, and the strong chicken of Zhong Ruqian's trainee directly loses its combat ability!
It is worthy of being the king of heaven, Zou is peerless, and his strength is incomparable. ”
The bearded uncle on the screen rubbed his nose, and seemed to be a little embarrassed to take back Kirbymon with a Poke Ball: "Short~ Not bad!" Come back, you're doing well. ”
……
The TV program was still broadcasting, but Quartz couldn't listen to a word, and at the moment his brain was in chaos, and countless memories were churning in his mind, causing him a headache.
In just a few seconds, more than a dozen years of memories were crammed into his mind, and it felt like a three-hour stream-of-consciousness movie being explained by a critic in three minutes.
I seem to understand everything, but when I think about it, I feel like I don't understand anything.
He squatted down against the wall with his head covered, endured the severe pain and began to digest the memories in his head:
"It turns out that I traveled through a parallel world, which is a world where Pokémon really exists..."