344 When the Dog
Mikaka: They returned to the first class of high school.
There is no class yet, so as usual, the students are doing their own thing, some are gathering to blow water, some are preparing for homework, and some are swiping their mobile phones. However, I saw Mikaka followed by a handsome guy.
The girls' eyes were all immediately attracted, and in an instant, they all came around.
"Wow! What a cute little Shota! It's so kawaii! ”
"It's like Conan-kun!"
"I'm going to pinch his face!"
Anyway, Xiao Po was surrounded by these girls, and even Mikaka, Shi Zhenxian, and Qin Sijie were squeezed aside.
Shi Zhenxian saw this spectacular scene and exclaimed, "The last time I saw this scene, it was when Qi Mu transferred to another school!" ”
Qin Sijie said: "I didn't expect this little ghost to be so popular with women!" Damn, I'm jealous! ”
Mikaka sighed, "Don't be envious and jealous. Who makes people have a star at a young age? ”
The three single dogs looked at each other, and sighed deeply in tacit understanding.
It's really more human than human, and it's infuriating.
Mikaka returned to his seat and was about to take out his book, when he didn't- "Smack! ”
There was a bad sound in the bag.
Mikaka howled and withdrew her hand to take a look. He had a mouse trap in his hand.
"Woohoo! It's so wolf-hearted......"
Needless to say, this should also be the mechanism that Xiao Xiao put in his school bag.
The special training is not over yet?!!!
Stinky kids. Sooner or later I'll kill you! Mikaka wiped away her tears as she vigorously broke open the mouse trap. His hands are swollen and swollen!
At this time, Xiao Po finally broke through the encirclement of the girls.
He didn't have a good life either. Under the ravages of the girls, Xiao Po's Conan's hairstyle is all messed up, the neat little suit is sloppy, and the glasses are crooked. The handsome little Zhengtai's image collapsed, and now he looks like a little beggar.
"Tsk." Xiao Po clenched his fists angrily, "Abominable woman! My master is right, women are tigers! That's why, I hate women! ”
Mikaka stared at him, "You hate women? So, you're doing kiki? ”
"Huh." Xiao Po glared at him, "I hate men more." Can't wait to cut their water pipes! ”
Water pipe? Mikaka came to his senses in a few seconds, and subconsciously, quickly covered his crotch.
Please, his water pipes are precious!
No, he's a woman now. Where's the water pipe?!
At this time, Xiao Po walked to the back of the classroom and sat in the empty seat behind Qi Mu. This seat was originally a student number 44 leaves worry-free. This is a few days ago, Teacher Zuo Junnan asked people to move a new desk, and at the same time, he also explained the origin of student number 44 to the class. This has somewhat calmed down the school talk about student number 44. However, because Ye Wuwu only came to class at night, even if he knew about her existence, few people in this class had seen her appearance.
"Where are you going to sit?" Mikaka asked, looking back.
"Any questions?" Xiao Po sat down as he spoke. "This seat is empty anyway, isn't it?"
"That's right. But how do you know? Mikaka was curious, how did Xiao Po know that Ye Wuwu's seat was empty.
"Because." Xiao Po pushed his glasses again, "I'm a detective." ”
It's too casual to use the reason of a detective to prevaricate everything! Mikaka didn't believe it, this little imp could reason for anything. There must be something inside!
At this time, the squad leader came over. This is a male student who wears glasses with a thousand-degree myopia, combs a delicate middle, and looks like a nerd at first glance. Although Mikaka is also a nerd, Mikaka walks in a comic literary style. But the squad leader is the kind of serious old and elegant style.
It is precisely because this person is ruthless in his life that he was chosen by the teacher to be the class leader.
"Mikaka." The squad leader knocked on Mikaka's desk, "You violated the class rules. You know? ”
"Huh? What class rules did I violate? ”
The squad leader pointed at Xiao Po, "Why did you bring a child back?!" Do you think this is a nursery? ”
Mikaka was embarrassed, "Squad leader, I didn't bring him back. He insisted on coming in with me, what could I do? I'm also very wronged. ”
The squad leader stared at him through thick myopic glasses, "Qubble." I don't care, I'm going to report to the teacher. You just wait to be punished. ”
"Huh? Squad leader, there is something to discuss! Don't talk about punishment at every turn, saying this will hurt the feelings of your classmates. Mikaka was anxious to intercede.
The squad leader snorted coldly, "Hehe." Scared?! It's just that although Mikaka, your grades are good, but you have violated the class rules, even if the king of heaven comes, I won't give face! ”
Sure enough...... Such a serious squad leader.
Mikaka was distressed. He didn't want to be punished with a demerit for Xiao Po.
"Leave it alone, let me come." Unexpectedly, Xiao Po took the initiative to walk out.
"Squad leader, right? I'll go out with you. Don't embarrass Mikaka. ”
"Uh-huh. You're a kid, you're quite sensible. Okay, come out with me. The squad leader took Xiao Po out.
Shi Zhenxian, Qin Sijie's head was put together, "Brother Po will be fine." "They expressed concern.
Mikaka hopes that an arrogant guy like Xiaopo should be repaired.
But Xia Zao'an said, "Don't worry, Qi ...... How could anything? "She almost revealed Qi Mu's identity.
Luckily, she's still a little anxious. Hehe. If the secret is revealed, Xiao Po will probably kill her.
Over there, the squad leader and Xiao Po walked to the corridor.
The squad leader pushes his glasses.
Xiao Po also pushed his glasses.
Two four-eyed boys, you look at me, I look at you, the squad leader said solemnly: "Child, what's your name?" I'll call your parents to take you back. ”
"No need." Xiao Po stretched out his hand, "Instead of worrying about me." You might as well worry about yourself. ”
"Oh. You kid, you have a lot of personality. The squad leader said, "Why should I worry about myself. ”
"Huh. Monitor. Xiao Po stared at the squad leader, his eyes became cold, "Excuse me, do you know an Internet troll called Invincible Keyboard Warrior?" ”
For some reason, hearing this name, the squad leader's serious face turned pale.
He sweated on his forehead. Afraid.
"You...... How do you know ......"
"Because, I'm a detective." Xiao Po smiled slightly.
The squad leader swallowed a deep mouthful of saliva. Oh my God, is his secret going to be revealed?
And his secret has a close relationship with this invincible keyboard warrior. In other words, this semester, an Internet troll called the Invincible Keyboard Man suddenly appeared on the Internet, and he sprayed indiscriminately, mainly attacking the school leaders and students of Xiangyun High School, all kinds of smears and slanders, making God hateful, and the people's grievances boiling, and the students wanted to find out the true identity of this invincible keyboard warrior all the time, but they failed repeatedly. The only thing I know is that this Internet troll called Invincible Keyboard Man must be a student of Xiangyun High School, otherwise, it would not be possible for it to know so much about things in school.
Xiao Po clasped his arms, "If it is known that you are an invincible keyboard warrior of netizens, you know the consequences." ”
The squad leader held on to the railing and almost sat down with a weak foot.
His temples were drenched in sweat.
He certainly knows the consequences. If his identity is revealed, then he is destined to become the target of thousands of people pointing fingers and spitting on thousands of people. Even, they will be expelled from school. The character of the class cadres he worked so hard to build came to naught.
"You...... What do you want to do? The squad leader stared nervously at Xiao Po.
Xiao Po shrugged and smiled. "I'm not interested in exposing other people's secrets. But my hobby is pets, especially dogs. And it's smart, loyal dogs. Well, like Shi Zhenxian's. ”
The meaning of this sentence couldn't be more obvious, that is, to make him a dignified class leader, a pug of Xiaopo.
"Broken ...... Brother Po ......" The squad leader bit his lip and finally relented. Who let his handle be caught by Xiao Po.
"What do you command?" The squad leader wanted to cry. He has always been arrogant, but he wants to give in to a child.
"Good boy. Don't make trouble. Got it? Xiao Po was more cold and arrogant than him, "Now, send me back to the classroom." ”
"Yes. This way, please! The squad leader hurriedly walked in front to lead the way.
In the classroom, Mikaka and a few people were still worried that Xiao Po would be deported. Unexpectedly, they saw that the squad leader respectfully brought Xiao Po back, and enthusiastically wiped the stool clean, so they said to Xiao Po: "Brother Po, the stool has been wiped clean for you." You may be seated. ”
"Good. Go back to your seat. I'll call you if there's something. ”
"Yes. Brother Po, what do you have to tell you in the future, I can't give up my definition, and I don't care about myself. The squad leader retired while offering hospitality.
A good squad cadre has been trained by Xiao Po to become a loyal dog.
This scene made Mikaka and several people dumbfounded.
Shi Zhenxian couldn't help but ask: "Brother Po, how did you make the squad leader your dog?" ”
"Huh." Xiao Po started teaching online, "To make a person become a dog, there are three steps in total. ”
"Oooh!"
Shi Zhenxian, Qin Sijie, and Xia Zao'an came around, took out a small notebook, and prepared to make a record.
"Teacher, please speak." The three of them are like disciples who are seeking to learn, full of intellectual curiosity.
Xiao Po said leisurely, "The first step is to prepare the bones. ”
He took out three bones and threw them in front of Xia Good Morning and the three of them.
"What about the second step?" The three asked urgently.
"Get the rope loops ready." As if playing a trick, Xiao Po took out three dog leashes from his schoolbag and tied them to the three of them.
"What about the third step?" The three of them are still in the circle, but they don't know that they have been tricked by Xiaopo.
"The third step is...... You call two hoops first, and I'll hear it. ”
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
"Wow!"
The servants are called thieves.
Xiao Po shrugged, "You guys, you've become dogs." ”
"......, "You look at me, I look at you, and I suddenly woke up."
Damn, I was taken advantage of by this little ghost.
"Poof!" Mikaka died laughing, but luckily he wasn't fooled.
"Phew. The devil is your dog. "Xia Good Morning is obviously a cat lady, so she shouldn't be a dog slave! She took off the leash and returned to her seat in a huff.
Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie glanced at each other silently, although they were very angry, but since the two of them together couldn't beat this little break, they had to swallow their anger and obediently return to their seats.
In the future, you still have to pay attention to this little ghost, and you must not get too close to him. They inexplicably formed a consensus.