Chapter 1103 The old drunkard wants to be a new man?

The days passed day by day, and soon, less than half a month before the birthday of the gods, the construction of the new district had taken shape, just like the newly built house, it was almost necessary to decorate and add furniture to it.

However, this part of the work is the time to test the carefulness and skill, and many adventurers can't help it, so it has to be done by those skilled craftsmen, so if it is normally estimated, it can be completed five days before the god's birthday, which should be about the same.

After the completion of the business, it is necessary to allocate stalls and shops for the merchants who smell the smell of money, the stage in the square, and some rehearsal training for the program, and of course, the most important thing is the main event on the morning of the god's birthday - the sacrificial ceremony.

The sacrificial ceremony can be said to be the most important ceremony of the god's birthday, but it is not sloppy at all, it was just before, after all, the people who watched it were all the camp's own people, even if there was something not in place, everyone would laugh at it with a kind of mentality that their children made a little mistake, but now, there are countless pairs of guests from all over the region watching.

The four steps of the ritual, the initiation ceremony, the holy path ceremony, the holy sacrifice ceremony, and the final ceremony of the rite of consecration, all of which we have to strive to do our best, and this time, we have a great drop of faith.

Because of the tens of thousands of years of dark history of the invasion of hell, many texts and rituals have been extinguished in the flames of war, and even in the most tragic era, for thousands of years, no one has organized God's Birthday, until later in the battle with hell, barely stood firm, only then suddenly remembered that this most important festival of mankind could not be abandoned.

The forgotten thousand-year-old God's birthday, as well as the most important rituals, everyone can only find a description of it in the book, and then inherit it little by little, naturally, it is impossible to write the details of each sacrifice very clearly in the book, so after inheriting, only seven or eight tenths of the original are left, which is not complete.

But this time is different, because there is a little ghost, she is a real ghost of ten thousand years, she has experienced the birthday of God before the invasion of hell, and more importantly, she is a candidate saint, and she may personally preside over God's birthday in the future, so for every detail of God's birthday, she knows much more than ordinary people, than the words recorded in those books.

With her there, it is not impossible to completely reproduce the God's Birthday Ritual 10,000 years ago, so I mentioned this matter to Akara very unscrupulously, and planned to throw the little ghost to Akara for a whole day, but the little ghost said very unscrupulously that if I was not by her side, even if I pried her mouth open with pliers, she would not say a word.

So, the two of us tragically faced the smiling fox face of Akara all day, and all kinds of inquiries, it was like torture, and even the Qingshen water that was warmly served from time to time finally became in my eyes [beef rice bowl with mother's taste] specially prepared for the prisoner to confess, which was really self-inflicted.

"Stupid Xiaofan~~~~Egg Xiaofan~~~~~"

As a result, the next day, I was tied around my neck from behind by the little ghost, and my other hand was pulling my hair like a weed.

"Don't pull out the stupid egg, what if you really pull it off, what is Dan Xiaofan? New variety? Am I hatching from the egg? Or do you want to give birth to ghost eggs? ”

Not to be outdone, I slapped my backhand on the little ghost's upright buttocks, this elasticity, this feel, tsk.

"Ghost eggs?" The little ghost tilted its head thoughtfully, then smiled brightly.

"If you can give birth to a litter of Xiaofan's eggs, you can make Xiaofan's cakes, and you can become stupid eggs if you eat them."

"Don't say such cruel things in front of me, bastard can't think so in secret, and don't continue to pull my hair while saying cruel things"

I fought a cold war, although the ghost egg or something was joking, but the little ghost's words really made people laugh, I am sure that this blackened saintess, looking for any corner of her body, will never find a trace of "maternal love".

Also, what's the deal with turning into a fool if you eat it, and why add this setting of salt in the wound?

"Ah, you're still pulling it out"

I'm bleeding and crying, and if I pull it out, I'll become a bald uncle in advance, bastard, although I haven't seen any adventurer in the Mediterranean Sea yet, but no adventurer will have a holy ghost around him who often bites him and pulls out his hair

"Don't worry, if you pull it out, you'll plant it back."

"It's not reassuring at all, you really treat my hair like weeds, right?" I opened the tea table in anger.

"So as long as you have some saliva, you can grow it."

"No, my hair doesn't need that suspicious nourishment."

Under the oppression of the tyrant saint behind me, my back was as powerless as an old peasant facing the loess.

"Hmph, suspicious nutrients? Bright...... Obviously, you, a cowardly servant, used your ...... desperately last night With the tongue in the mouth of the Holy Maiden...... Do that kind of daring thing"

After all, the little ghost is no better than the yellow maid, and the maid of the yellow joke can say it without changing her face, and when she puts it in her mouth, she becomes stammered and her face turns red. “

"Shhh

Seeing that the little ghost said something explicit, I couldn't help but be embarrassed, didn't it mean that husband and wife don't see each other for a day? So...... Ahem, so that kind of thing, it's understandable to be a little more intense, obviously this stupid saintess herself, also took the initiative to stretch out her fragrant tongue and said, why is it now saying as if I forced her to OOXX?

"Since you are an arrogant and stupid servant, you like it so much, this holy woman will fulfill you, ahhhh

With a click, the glowing body's good teeth were already biting down on my head.

"Speaking of which, you just want to bite me, right, you just want to find an excuse to bite me, right?"

"Not dead yet, the saint was stunned as if she had pulled herself. (No, this saint is not like that.) ）”

While gnawing on my head, this guy still doesn't forget to quibble.

"You're not human, please don't categorize yourself."

"Click" I bite

Oh oh oh, bastard, are you only allowed to have a black belly and not let me complain?

Throwing the little ghost off her back and in front of me, I pinched her cheek, pulled her gently to the sides, and kissed her seductive lips fiercely.

Today, let the Duke of the Beast teach you what is the correct means of ingestion of nutrients - the beginner's chapter

“……”

It's so sad, it seems that my festival has been completely opened a bottomless pit by the combination of the princess of Sanwu and the maid of Huang Duanzi.

Fortunately, this is still the range of the Mage Guild not far from home, and there are usually no people to be seen.

By the way, I'm going to give the adventurers who are still on the front lines of construction a hot milk soup that Villas has specially cooked for them.

The little ghost has been tired of me all day long, and now, it is also rubbed in my arms and refuses to come down, but it doesn't matter, this luminous body is as always recognized, as long as there are outsiders, most of her will sneak back into the necklace, peeping outside with malicious eyes, therefore, recently people often ask me if I am possessed by some evil spirit, why there is a cold chill when approaching?

I'm sorry to worry you, but I'm possessed by evil spirits, and I'm terminally ill.

I walked around the construction site, and all the milk soup on hand was distributed, but I was still looking for someone because ......

Hmph, I got up early this morning, made two lunch boxes by myself, and sent them to Linya and Lena, since being appointed by Akara as the person in charge of the new area of the camp, Lena will follow Linya to inspect as long as she is a little better, and she has completely entered the role of the person in charge.

Triumphantly, I took out two delicate wooden boxes from my inventory, carried them in my hands, and hummed a little tune.

"Woo~~~~, the world...... Is the end of the world? ”

Inside the necklace, the voice of the little ghost was like when the whole house shook violently and his forehead accidentally hit the wall when he was sleeping soundly in bed, with a tragic whimper in a panic.

“……”

Don't you know what a rude thing she said about this foolish ghost? As a god of songs, who aspires to "save the universe with singing," I was practicing a song that I had carefully prepared for God's birthday, and I was shouting about the end of the world.

"Is that so? Is it to be sung on God's birthday? ”

After learning what happened, the little ghost showed perhaps the most confused look I have seen in the past few years, and the beautiful eyes that could set up the brilliance of the galaxy in the darkness flashed and could not make up their minds.

"Xiaofan~~~~~" A delicate voice with a sense of conspiracy sounded.

"Even if you steal the magic speaker on my body, it's useless, for that moment, I've already asked the elves for ten."

I don't know why, obviously I am the third in this camp, and I promised to buy a magic amplifier at ten times the price, but I was still sternly rejected by the Mage Guild, and I could only go to the elf clan, Artoria is really a good person, and I was given ten without saying a word, so I am now invincible in the world, ahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wow"

The little ghost was devastated.

"Enemy situation, enemy situation"

Suddenly, the little ghost's body flashed like an alarm, and she herself quickly slipped back into the necklace with a snort.

"Huh?"

My gaze swept carefully 360 degrees, and there was no sign of the enemy.

I've been with the little ghost for so many years, and I can still see if she's fooling me, so I continued to glance at it, and it's this one glance, a little more something.

That's right, in front of his ninety degrees, there was suddenly a stiff back, bending over, his body almost buried in the ravine, raising the hoe high, slow and stiff, as if using all his strength, hoeing down.

Am I dazzled?

At first glance, there was this half-dug ravine in front of me, and was there this broken figure cowering in the cold storm and snow, like a bitter slave?

Also, what is going on with this sudden chilling cold wind and blizzard, obviously the sun was still high in the sky just now.

I feel like I'm on the stage of a theater now, just close my eyes for a moment, and when I open them again, the surrounding scenery is quickly replaced by another one.

Because I don't have a good memory, I don't dare to confirm it, so I can only be cautious and take a look.

"Vomit ~~~~~~~~~"

Suddenly, the slender figure swayed like a candle in the wind, barely holding the hoe in her hand to stand firmly, but suddenly coughed up a large mouthful of blood from her mouth, staining her dirty hands stained with mud bright red.

"Yes...... Is it Wu Boy? ”

The figure turned around, and what appeared in front of him was a familiar, but much older face than in the impression.

"Old ...... Old drunkard? ”

I took a step back and looked left and right, and combined with the strange scene just now, it became more and more certain that some conspiracy was looming over me.

"Ahem, I haven't seen you for a few days, but it feels like many years have passed."

The pale-faced old drunkard, hunched over, sat on the top of the mud and beckoned to me.

I feel like I've seen this kind of scene on TV, and I'm going to have a cigarette, and then I took out the photo from my arms, and told me with a happy face, look, the person in the photo is my fiancé, and when this war is over and I return to my hometown, I'm going to marry him.

I moved cautiously, sat down a meter away from the old drunkard, felt unsafe, and moved my ass again, doubling the distance.

"I haven't seen each other since the last time we met on the construction site."

The old drunkard said slowly with a vicissitudes of life and the same tone as after a long absence.

"You've grown a lot, too."

"Yes...... Is it? ”

This guy can't have a burned brain.

"I thought it was ...... Ahem, ahem, no one ...... anymore You will want to come and see me, a dying old man, again. ”

“……”

No, I didn't come to see you, but rather that you came out of nowhere and I was visited.

"I've been patrolling the construction site for the past few days, isn't it because you're lazy and running away to drink somewhere else?"

I stared at the old drunkard closely, using these sharp words, hoping to make her reveal even the slightest flaw.

"Ahem, ahem, ————"

As if he had been hit hard, the old drunkard coughed violently.

"Ridiculous, I've been working hard here these days," she said, giving her an indignant look, then suddenly sighed.

"Forget it, no wonder you don't believe it, after all, I was really ...... at that time Alas. ”

"Old drunkard, you ...... I guess I didn't choose to eat hungry, picked up something strange and ate it, and ate my brain. ”

I leaned my gaze over and scrutinized the old drunkard's face.

"Forget it, if you don't believe it, maybe, I saw it a few days ago, and I won't believe this scene."

In the face of my verbal sarcasm, the old drunkard just glanced at it lightly, then turned his head away, looked into the distance, and completely put on a high posture of the elders treating the juniors.

"So, may I ask Elder Kasha, how have you spent the past few days, and what enlightenment do you have in your mind?" At this time, the magic megaphone on the body came into play.

"These days, while I am working, I am thinking about ......" The old drunkard lowered his head and buried her complicated face deep into the shadows.

"Thinking about the past."

"Before?"

I was deeply shocked, in my opinion, the old drunkard is the kind of guy who never thinks about what he has done, and the proof is that this guy has done too many stupid things that would make him want to stick his head upside down in the ground and water and fertilize it if he recalls what he had done before.

"Yes, the past is unbearable, and now that I look back, I realize how many stupid things I did before."

I was shocked again.

"It's useless to regret it, so from that day on, I feel determined to change my life and be a new person."

Turning around, she looked at me with a sincere gaze.

"Wu, will you forgive me for my previous mistakes?"

"Pay back the money owed to me first, and I'll consider it." I reached out decisively.

Kashya: "......"

Me: "......"

Moments later......

"Yes, such a mistake is really not so easy to be forgiven, I have long had this awareness."

The old drunkard laughed to himself, tilted his head over, and looked deeply into the gloomy sky with a distant gaze.

Hey, it feels like the topic has been subtly confused, is it my delusion?

"But it doesn't matter, I don't have the luxury of begging for your forgiveness with words, but prove with my actions that I, Kasha, am no longer the same Kasha, cough-cough-"

Raising the hoe in her hand high, the old drunkard solemnly made a declaration, and the sky also matched her words in time, and a flash of bright lightning illuminated her resolute face.

Then, she coughed up several mouthfuls of red blood again.

Could it be ...... Is this guy really going to be good?

My sluggish expression now is definitely not inferior to seeing Ultraman and the little monster join forces to destroy Miè Earth and then elope to the planet of Hamek, only to be intervened by Frieza halfway through to give the Minotaur the crowd a favorite.

Wiping the blood from the corners of his mouth, the old drunkard smiled, laughing very easily and comfortably, as if he had suddenly had an epiphany.

"Then I realized that my former self had missed so many things that I shouldn't have missed."

She shook the hoe in her hand heavily, and said sonorously with her affectionate eyes as if looking at her comrades-in-arms who had been with her for many years.

"I've never felt that labor is so beautiful."

"Boom—"

There was a thunderclap in the sky, illuminating my shocked and old drunkard's determined face.

"I finally realized that the fruits of my own labor are the sweetest and happiest fruits in the world."

"Labor is the spring rain of the soul"

"Labor is a celebration of life"

"Labor is the most beautiful garment in the world"

With every word, a thunderclap sounded in the sky, and the old drunkard's back became taller and taller in his eyes.

"Anyone who tries to get something for nothing is a sinner"

"The guy who escapes labor also throws away his own discipline when he throws away the labor tools in his hand"

"Old drunkard, you ......"

At this moment, I finally believed that the old drunkard had reformed himself, and that she radiated a simple and beautiful light like the embodiment of the god of industriousness.

From now on, the camp will be deprived of a scumbag called an old drunkard, and an additional nameless red-haired elder who is respectfully called a servant of the people

"Elder Kasha, let's walk hand in hand towards tomorrow."

The two hands were clasped together, and the black clouds dispersed at this time, sprinkling a ray of golden light from the gap, shining in the palms of our tightly clasped hands, and all the previous grievances and grievances were melted and dissipated by this warm ray of sunlight at this moment.

"Alright, I'm going to continue working, there's nothing else to do, please don't bother me."

Retracting his hand, Kasha silently picked up the hoe on the ground, turned over and jumped down the ravine with difficulty, and buried the figure of the clumsy man into the loess again, only to hear a violent cough accompanied by blood coughing up, coming from inside.

Elder Kasha, I've changed my opinion of you

Respectfully bowing in the direction of the ravine, I strode forward.

After a few moments......

Hey?

I tilted my head slightly.

"Where's the lunch box just now? Stayed there and forgot to take it? ”

I remember when I first met Kasha, out of great vigilance, I hid my lunch box behind me, and I should have put it aside when I sat down to talk to her.

Thinking back like this, I stopped, subconsciously touched my arms, and my head tilted to the other side again in confusion.

"Hey, where's my purse?"