Chapter 1104: The Guests of God's Birthday

"Damn, this damn old drunkard has been deceived by her again."

When I hurried back to where I was, there were only two scattered lunch boxes that had been opened and eaten empty, and the shriveled money bag where the money had been stolen, lying quietly on the pile of yellow mud, and the big open mouth of the lunch box and money bag seemed to exude a sense of ridicule.

Also, the old woman who claimed that "throwing away the tools of labor is throwing away her own discipline", the hoe in her hand just now, was thrown aside, it seems that she didn't know where to fish and steal it, and after the use value was gone, she was abandoned at the scene of the crime without hesitation.

I should have known, where is this bastard's discipline at all, saying that kind of righteous and awe-inspiring words, and then not hesitating to disobey it, isn't it her usual style?

Kneeling on the ground in OTZ pose, I left tears of remorse, this is the price paid by youth, in the future I would rather believe in the Three Demon Gods than believe in the nonsense of the old drunkard.

"Then again, little ghost, you know that old drunkard is fooling people, right?"

I suddenly remembered that there was a luminous body in the necklace that claimed to be Her Highness the Holy Maiden who claimed to be [eyes like a torch], and I couldn't help but speak.

"yes."

There was an affirmative answer from inside without the slightest hesitation.

"It's your sister, why can you still answer so confidently when you watch the owner being deceived and don't make a sound to remind you?"

I resisted the urge to turn over the soul tea table, even if the mind is fictional, but because there are too many turns recently, it is also a little out of stock, so I have to save some use.

"Isn't it the law of the world that a lion will push his child off a cliff, a master will throw his maid on the bed, and a saint will play with his knight?"

“……”

It's really my delusion to find a justified wayward reason, and it seems to be mixed with some terrible topics in the middle?

"All in all, it's because Xiao Fan is too stupid, and this saint girl is silent in order to let Xiao Fan accept the lesson, uh-huh, click-click-click~~~~~"

In the end, she seemed to gnaw on the diamond in the necklace, and every time I heard the sound of this hard object being gnawed and shattered, I would involuntarily think of this little saint who was not at all ladylike and kneeling in a big figure, holding the diamond in both hands like a squirrel and a pine cone, and quickly gnawed on the scene of a small mouthful.

Sure enough, just like a dog drooling when he hears the bell called by his master, has he been trained to be a conditional anti-****?

"Friend, oh Lu Neng Rational Fool Xiao Fan Wolf Cold Wolf Lai Wolf Lai Lai Le Cage Luo Li Li (Also, I can't understand the stupid Xiao Fan hiding the money bag in his arms).

Swallowing the diamond, the little ghost said vaguely.

"Whether you want to eat or talk, choose one for me."

The black line on my face, if it weren't for my extraordinary ability to understand, who else in this world could understand what the little ghost said just now? Also, although I've complained many times, I still have to complain again - why is only the pronunciation of the four words "stupid Xiaofan" so accurate, bastard

"Ahh

“……”

It seems that I heard a terrible voice, this stupid saint, shouldn't you listen to me like this, just throw the leftover diamonds into your mouth like popcorn and swallow it in one bite, don't blame me for the stomachache when you have a stomachache...... No, don't bite me on the head to be exact, why do people still believe in such a ridiculous thing as pain can be transferred through guò teeth?

Or is it just a little ghost who made it up as an excuse to bite me?

"So, why don't you use a good inventory and carry money in your arms?"

The little ghost accentuated her tone, looking at no one around, the necklace flashed a soft white light, and her ghostly body, which exuded a strong holy aura, was already fluttering on me, and the kitten curled up and let out a comfortable sigh.

"Hmph, that's stupid, I didn't expect you to ask this kind of question."

Holding the little ghost in my arms, I let out a soft snort, and my gaze became unfathomable, full of the vicissitudes of history.

"Oh?"

The little ghost blinked his eyes wide, looked at me in trouble, and licked his seductive tongue between his lips, as if to say, if she didn't give a good reason, this saint couldn't be regarded as not hearing the word stupid.

"But, man......"

With a soft sigh, I cast my deep gaze on the distant sky.

"Man, it is such an animal, when there are more convenient things, it will gradually abandon the original survival, no one can take away the roots, for those conservative people, even more wanton ridicule."

"Isn't that a sadness? Convenient things do have their benefits, but because of this, they forget their roots, forget how to use their hands and brains, when one day, those convenient things are lost, those who ridicule are starved to death, and those who are old-fashioned are still the same as before, silently, and live to the fullest. ”

The little ghost bowed his head in contemplation.

"I'm not the kind of person who is old-fashioned, and I don't want to be a person who forgets how to live before when I have something convenient, so I put the gold coins in the inventory, but I also left a small bag in my arms, and finally, by the way, the jingle of the money bag in my arms, don't you think it's very pleasant?"

"Wow"

The little ghost seemed to have suddenly discovered something, and after his trademark exclamation, he raised his head in great distress, his silver eyes staring at me tightly, and his lips trembled slightly.

"Xiaofan...... I said a lot of nonsense in the front, and the last sentence is what I said from my heart. ”

“……”

This stupid saintess, the sixth sense is always when it is least needed, especially keen, the master tailor of the court said wrong, the holy highness in front of him, not his eyes are like torches, but eyes like diamonds.

After a while, the two of us found Linya and Lena, who were patrolling the construction site, and they also confirmed that the old drunkard had never appeared here in the past few days, except for the day when she happened to meet her on the construction site, and she had never appeared here again with a few pretended hoes.

Old drunkard, you're dead

The raging anger in my body burned, and if the old drunkard suddenly appeared in front of me, even if two XX death lights suddenly appeared in his eyes, which only appeared in anime, it was not impossible to shoot towards her.

In the following days, I heard the news of strange other races emerging from the teleportation station, especially today, and I couldn't help but perk up when I heard that important people had appeared.

Who is it? I am more familiar with several races, there are fox people, werewolves, elves, dwarves, could it be that the little fox and her grandmother Mamaga led the fox tribe here?

If it's a werewolf, it shouldn't be the smirking prince Chris, tsk, if it's him, just arrange which sheepfold to settle in, the wolf and the sheep are not a family, so there are many small stories that children talk about? So let's do it, let him, the wolf, dance with the sheep.

And the elves...... Uh, speaking of the elves, I've forgotten to ask Jì and Akara about the news these days, has Artoria returned? Although I don't have to worry too much about the danger that this stupid hair will encounter, it is better to pay a little attention, I can't be a derelict husband and ignore my wife.

Grand Elder Yalandran is in a high position, and his health is not very good, so he should not come in person, if it is from the elven race, and that person is not Artoria, I think it is most likely - the former queen's daughter Beya, and Elder Lyman, who is more closely related to the alliance, these two people.

Beya's little girl is not as annoying as when they first met, if she can come, Tiana's little girl should be very happy, when watching the wedding ceremony, the two are clearly together, sure enough, because they are both princesses, and with the three words of little girl, do they have any strange resonance with each other?

And finally, the dwarves, uh, speaking of the dwarves......

Speaking of dwarves......

There is always a feeling in my heart that God must have been careless when he picked his nostrils to dig out two strange boogers.

Although a hundred don't want to admit it, however, if it is a dwarf from the people, it will either be the old winter melon Muladin or the little winter melon Turadin, no matter which one comes, it is estimated that in the eyes of some people in the camp, it will also have the same effect as a mobile map cannon and a humanoid group mocking machine.

If you think about it this way, these two dwarf winter melons really deserve to be father and son.

In any case, I took over the task of greeting the important guests from Akara with trepidation, and had just arrived at the teleportation array when I heard the sound of a lively fight.

When I looked at the crowd of onlookers, I immediately fainted.

The quasi-tragic emperor's aura is powerful, and it turns out that the dwarf race is the last thing you want to see, I said, why don't you just come back after God's birthday, so that you may be able to keep a little reputation of the dwarf race in front of the world.

Can't you really hear what I mean by that? Can't you really hear me? Mr. Muradin? I mean, you and your son alone have sold out all the 10,000 years of wisdom of the dwarf race

One of the protagonists of this farce turned out to be the old man Farah, the miser with an angry face, muttering some curse words in his mouth, and the staff in his hand did not hesitate, and countless lightning flashed at the slightest click.

And the other protagonist, with his eyes closed, can guess who else can be except Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, he is in the blacklist of Old Man Farah, but he is far above Kane, the first in the ranking, flashing with a scarlet dazzling light.

Since the farewell of the elves, the life of this guy has become more and more moisturized, and the face like a stone pier, the greasy red light flashing on it, is like a hundred-watt light bulb, and the speed of strength improvement also startled me.

At the time of the martial arts competition, with only two skills, I had not even used the blood bear transformation, I reluctantly defeated this dwarf winter melon, of course, in the situation at that time, it seems that this dwarf left a hand, did not use all his strength, it is not impossible, but no matter how many hands are left, his strength at that time has not reached the pseudo-realm, but it is an indisputable fact.

And now it seems that he can actually fight with Old Man Farrah, who is Old Man Farah? He is the highest-ranking adventurer I have seen so far (because the old man does not report his own rank, so let's think so), he has the strength of eighty-two, the peak of the pseudo-realm, and he is experienced, and his research on magic is extremely profound, otherwise how can he, the head of the mage guild, sit convincingly.

Therefore, now, the strength has reached a certain height, and in my opinion, with a certain master's vision, even if the possibility of Old Man Farrah's hidden strength is ruled out, he really only has the peak strength of the pseudo-realm, and just by virtue of the strength that appears in this way, ordinary domain-level powerhouses may not be his opponents.

Even if my Hell Fighting Bear transforms into a match, if this old man really wants to launch a storm and use all his strength and skills, he will not be sure of victory.

Now, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon can be in a mess with Farah who has already used magic attacks, although I can easily see that Old Man Farah is suspected of being an actor, but it also proves from the side that Mu Dwarf Winter Gourd's strength should at least be above the level of the pseudo-realm, otherwise the old man will not be able to do this kind of Cheng if he wants to.

If you count his special class, the Dwarven Giant God Warrior, who has the unique skill of Giant God Transformation, all the strength of this guy has undoubtedly improved to the peak of the pseudo-realm.

It's just that more than two years from the martial arts competition to now, less than three years, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon has grown from scratch, from a warrior who is not yet in the pseudo-realm, to a powerhouse at the peak of the pseudo-realm, this strength needs a talented adventurer, decades or even a hundred years, and he took more than two years to complete.

In this world, is there still a certain place, a certain angle, where there is a strange novel with Mu dwarf winter melon as the protagonist? At this moment, I became suspicious.

However, the advantages of special professions are about to stagnate here, because the huge level in front of them, breaking through the bottleneck of the field, it is not so easy, Carlos and Seattlek, it took two years, and if Mu Dwarf Winter Melon wants to break through, it will definitely not take less time than these two people.

Thinking about it like this, my heart is balanced again, sure enough, geniuses, special professions or something, are all floating clouds, and the protagonist's aura is the king, of course, if you can remove the quasi-tragic emperor halo, and give some wisdom aura and charm aura or something, it will be even more perfect.

"Okay, Mu Shorty, you're not afraid of losing face, I'm still afraid."

It wasn't me who interrupted the stalemate, but another stout dwarf who followed, this dwarf man seemed to be a little familiar, wasn't he the eldest elder among the ten dwarf elders? I've forgotten what the name is.

"You're a dwarf, your family is a dwarf"

When Mu Dwarf Winter Melon heard this, he immediately put down the battle, turned around, and pointed at the other party and scolded.

"You're not a dwarf? You're a dwarf too."

The Great Elder was stunned for a moment, not calm.

You're all shorty, okay?

I complained in my heart, and took the opportunity to quickly insert it inside.

"Miser, what's going on, how can there be a fight in such a place, if you don't explain it clearly, don't blame me for putting little shoes on you in front of Grandma Akara."

"Wu boy, you came just in time, give me a review."

As soon as he saw me coming, the old man Farah immediately put on a bitter and hateful face, but unfortunately this set did not work for me, since I was fooled by the old drunkard a few days ago, in my eyes, except for Veras and a few others, everyone seems to have changed into an actor wearing a clown mask.

"Listen, there's a fart, I'm still waiting to go home and coax my daughter." I stinked my face and assumed the posture of a gendarmerie brigade.

So then, the old man Farah complained about a certain history of grievances between him and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, and he made a tearful accusation.

I understood what was going on halfway through the hearing, I was also one of the witnesses to this so-called history of grievances, yes, remember what happened in the period before the elves, my wedding with Artoria?

The tragic guy of the old man Farah, who was tragically beaten by Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, showed off the image of the magical girl transforming into a perverted wizard Farah in the Elf Square, which immediately made tens of thousands of people present squirt out.

This deep hatred, I thought it was not so easy to be brushed aside, and sure enough, the fuse that had been hidden for a long time was discovered and ignited at this moment.

"Don't listen to his nonsense." Mu Dwarf Winter Melon listened to it on the side, and was suddenly unhappy.

"Didn't I apologize to you after that?"

"Apologies are useful, but you have to dry your fists."

Old man Farah shook his fist and yelled, no different from a hooligan terrorizing civilians.

"And I promised to make amends." Mu dwarf winter melon glared.

"Is there such a thing? I haven't heard of it. Old man Farah whistled, obviously a little empty.

Looking at Guan La's flickering eyes, and then looking at Mu Dwarf's angry expression, as if a piece of meat had been cut, I couldn't help but sink my jaw and think about it.

Well, it seems that there is an inside story in it, and it is not as simple as the unilateral hatred of Old Man Farah.

A group of people who have just cleaned up a batch of deep-sea mud beasts have vacated about thirty positions, and now they are open to restrictions on joining the group, and those who want to join the group should hurry up, as soon as the 500 are full, Xiao Qi will close the gate again.