Volume 1 The Past of the Heavenly Court Chapter 31 Meat Lingzhi
"When I went to the Nai River, I saw a cordon in one place. So I was about to go back and report to Lord Ghost Mansion, but I didn't expect Lord Ghost to already know. Liu Xiaoliu also explained in a timely manner, and he was indeed relieved, this is really a blind cat touching a dead mouse, and it just so happened that the Lord of the Ghost Mansion was looking for these two ghost catchers.
"Lucky for you, kid, I warn you, don't try to get into trouble right under my nose!!" The thin monkey said viciously to Gou Xiaosan, and he was going to go back with Xiao Pingtou to restore his life.
"Don't push your dirty thing and get out!!" Liu Xiaoliu let go of the throat cutter in his hand, pointed at Gou Xiaosan and scolded, in fact, he wanted Gou Xiaosan to take the opportunity to leave quickly.
Gou Xiaosan hurriedly nodded his head, and was about to leave holding the push of the barbecue stall with both hands.
"Wait!!" said Fat Dun'er's voice this time. In an instant, the eyes of Xiaoyaoyu, Liu Laoliu, and Gou Xiaosan were all attracted by Fei Dun'er.
Could it be that this fat mound has found something?
"I guess it's going to take a few hours and I won't be able to leave! ”
Fat Dun'er said and walked to the edge of the barbecue stall, reached out and grabbed two handfuls of meat skewers, packed them and put them in his breast pocket, followed by Xiao Pingtou, Skinny Monkey, and the three of them went back to their lives.
Liu Lao Liu put his mind at ease, and as a tolerance, he naturally followed.
"If you dare to move again, I'll kill you now!!" Gou Xiaosan walked to the bamboo cage and said viciously, reached out and took out a linoleum to cover the rain, and directly covered the bamboo cage tightly, completely breaking Xiaoyaoyu's thoughts.
In this way, it was leisurely all the way, and it took about an hour to walk, Xiaoyaoyu felt that the linoleum on his head was uncovered, it was already late at night, the moon shone around, Xiaoyaoyu found himself in a secluded courtyard, all around empty, woods all over, faintly about the sound of flowing water, it is estimated to be a tributary of the Nai River.
A dilapidated tiled house that resembles an old rural house. A firewood pile on the side. There was a well and a cellar in the courtyard, and around it were planted many small black mushrooms, which were so dense that a large black area took up half of the yard.
Gou Xiaosan saw that he was physically disabled, but he had a lot of strength, opened the bamboo cage, stretched out his hands, and carried Xiaoyaoyu on his shoulders and threw it aside.
Raise his hand to unload the wooden barrel containing the corpses of Sha Dehan and Lu Benchun. Then he walked to the woodpile, took a large hoe, and began to hoe and dig a hole in the ground.
Poof, poof.
The sound of the hoe hammering the ground was particularly clear in the silent night, and Gou Xiaosan hoeed for about ten minutes, digging out a large pit more than one meter wide and two meters long.
"Almost!!" Gou Xiaosan whispered to himself. The body that had been carried over Sha Dehan was plucked out and buried on its back. He looked at Lu Benchun in the barrel again.
"This kid doesn't drink, it is estimated that the effect is worse, let me soak it in Huanyang wine for one night, and then plant it tomorrow." "Gou Xiaosan seems to rarely speak, so when he is alone, he likes to talk to himself.
Gou Xiaosan took out several large barrels of water and wine from the house and soaked Lu Benchun tightly. When Gou Xiaosan finished his busy work, he wiped the sweat on his body. Walked in front of Xiaoyaoyu.
"Little white face!!Hungry!!Let's eat something. ”
Xiaoyaoyu's numbness had just passed at this time, and he struggled violently, because he saw Gou Xiaosan take out more than a dozen ghost meat skewers from the car, dip them twice in a wine bowl, and he was about to feed himself.
"Well~~~mmmm~~~~mmmm~~~~"
"Look at you're hungry," Gou Xiaosan reached out and took the dun cloth in Xiaoyaoyu's mouth.
"I don't eat!! help~~~Help~~~~" Xiaoyaoyu shouted for help while breathing heavily.
"Scream, scream, and no ghost will come to your rescue. There is not a single ghost in this radius of more than ten miles. Gou Xiaosan smiled grimly. "Eat it! it won't taste good in a while. ”
Gou Xiaosan grabbed Xiaoyaoyu's neck with one hand, and brutally stuffed some ghost meat skewers into Xiaoyaoyu's mouth with the other.
Xiaoyaoyu struggled violently, but these ghost meat skewers seemed to have thoughts on their own, and they burrowed into the stomach along Xiaoyaoyu's esophagus. Gou Xiao's three-legged feet were stuffed with more than a dozen of them, until Xiaoyaoyu's stomach bulged, and he let Xiaoyaoyu fall to the ground.
"It's time to take supplements!!" Gou Xiaosan came to the courtyard and set up a large pot stove, and boiled a large pot of water with a flickering fire. Gou Xiaosan took a sickle and began to harvest the black mushrooms in the yard. I actually cut all the black mushrooms in the yard, and there were two or three baskets. Pour it into a large pot and cook it.
What is that? Xiaoyaoyu raised her eyes, as if she had seen a ghost, and saw that a dense layer of small mushrooms had emanated from a new piece of soil!
"This is called Meat Lingzhi, as long as I eat a hundred Meat Lingzhi grown by ghosts!!, I can get out of the ghost path and return to the world.
This Sha Dehan is the ninety-fifth, plus the two of you, as long as there are three more, I can become an immortal. Gou Xiaosan saw Xiaoyaoyu's gaze and patiently explained.
"Third Brother Gou, what are you talking to this kid for. A figure appeared, it was Zhu Xiaoliu.
"It's not like you're trying to make him a ghost!!, lest you have time to blame our brothers. Xiaoliu, why did you go for so long. Cooked, just in time to eat"
"By then, this kid will be gone, and he will understand a fart. In the past two days, the wind has become tighter and tighter.
Today, the intern Xianlu sent down by the Heavenly Realm, with a big black face, seemed to be very capable, and followed some corpse parts floating in the river, and directly found a cave where we lived by the Nai River before. ”
"Hey, these officials are not all the same!! you see today, the two ghost catchers, and the yang world forced us to death to get a dog official is a pair of virtues. ”
"This time it's a little different, anyway, it's better to be cautious, and I almost showed my stuffing today. And I have a bad premonition, I'm afraid that we will be planted in the hands of this black-faced fairy. ”
After Zhu Xiaoliu finished speaking, a deep guard flashed in his eyes, this new black man, his eyes were like electricity, and he seemed to be able to see through people's hearts.
"Zhu Xiaoliu, you won't be afraid, if you think about your daughter-in-law Cuijuan, and my daughter-in-law Xiaofang, you went to the market, and you were raped and killed alive by the son of the dog official in the yang world!!, and they were also taken by more than a dozen family members in turn......
This dog official!! This dog official actually wronged you and my brother, tortured him into a trick, forced a confession, and then killed him in prison. Don't you want to go back and get revenge?"
"Don't say it. Every day, as soon as I close my eyes, I see my daughter-in-law Cuijuan with blood and tears, and ask me to save her. I can't wait to break this dog official's family into pieces!! pity my child who is not yet a year old, he was thrown to death!!" Zhu Xiaoliu heard this, his face showed a very painful look, and he roared hysterically.
"So we can't help it! As long as we follow my master's method, feed the new ghosts for a month with the meat of the ghost rat and the wine of the yang, and then eat the meat lingzhi grown by the new ghosts, and then return to the yang world to take revenge.
Eat it quickly, and after eating, throw a few corpses of Ganoderma lucidum that can no longer grow meat into the Nai River. Otherwise, it will stink again in two days. ”
Gou Xiaosan opened the lid of the pot as he spoke, and the meat Ganoderma lucidum in the lid turned out to be a huge sarcoma, beating like a human heart.
Gou Xiaosan and Zhu Xiaoliu looked at this big sarcoma, and the expressions on their faces instantly turned into obsession. It seemed that the hatred and pain just now disappeared in an instant, and the two of them took out their knives and forks very tacitly, one and a half, regardless of the hot smoke from above, and devoured them.
After eating, the two of them were like smokers who had eaten big ~ cigarettes, and they just lay down on the edge of the cauldron stove. Xiaoyaoyu watched in shock at the black earthworm-like beards on Gou Xiaosan and Zhu Xiaoliu's chins, which slowly faded, and finally disappeared into two.
Could it be that the sarcoma made of this meat Ganoderma lucidum is really some kind of panacea that can make the deceased return to yang? ?
After another quarter of an hour, a fierce rat cry came from the cellar.
"Twitter".
The sound is like pouring beans from a dustpan, densely packed. How many rats are there!!
"Hey, hey~ These little guys smell it. Gou Xiaosan smiled happily. Like a drunken drunk, he staggered to the edge of the cellar, and it took a lot of effort to open the lid of the cellar.