Volume 1: Once Upon a Time in Heaven Chapter 30: The Fat and Thin Ghost Catches His Head
"Hey, this isn't Sha Dehan, a muddy boy, he has a knife on his head, and his wife has a lot of money and burns a lot of paper money for him.
When I was drinking just now, I heard that there were a lot of rouge ghost boats parked on the side of the Nai River, and I hurriedly led this little four-eyed to go together. Zhu Xiaoliu said with a natural expression.
"Oh!!!, these new boys are getting more and more disagreeable, that rouge ghost boat is a well-known gold cave, how can the two of them bear it, and I heard that the Nai River has not been peaceful lately. The old ghost of the paper seller shook his head when he heard this.
"Who said it wasn't! I also persuaded for a long time, but these two ghost boys were in a hurry, they had to go, there was no way, the world had changed! I'll go back first. "Zhu Xiaoliu's warm hospitality.
"When I see you back, I'll send you two paper servants well. The paper man was also full of politeness.
Gou Xiaosan was pushing the mobile cart that was obviously much heavier in the back, because the cart was covered with black fumes, and this Gou Xiaosan seemed to be very withdrawn, and few people took care of him.
Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi was secretly surprised in his heart: This pig and dog (Zhu Gou) two butchers swaggered through the market with ghost corpses, what a big boldness!
At this time, it was time for the ghost set to end, and there were only three or three ghosts left, and there were two ghosts patrolling not far away, one fat and one thin, holding a long hook gun in their hands, and the ghosts in the past were very awe-inspiring, just wandering not far from Gou Xiaosan's barbecue stall.
Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi couldn't help but hope rose in his heart, and tried to make some noises, but after struggling for a long time, the numbness in his whole body did not dissipate at all, but his left foot could move a little bit.
"Sand ...... Sand...... Sha "tried his best, but only a few muffled grinding sounds were faintly heard.
However, the surroundings were very quiet at this time, and there were also a few steps away, and sure enough, among the two ghosts, the thin ghost heard the strange noise, and gathered around Gou Xiaosan's barbecue stall with a vigilant face. "What is this sound in the car? ”
"Which ...... This poor master is a villain who just pulled a big boar. Gou Xiaosan had a smile on his face and a look of humility.
"The big boar of Xinla, why doesn't it sound like it? The skinny man was almost flushed, apparently having drunk a lot of wine at the bazaar just now.
Xiaoyaoyu can smell the strong smell of wine in the bamboo cage, but this thin ghost is a hope for Xiaoyaoyu to escape, so Xiaoyaoyu's eyes are staring at the thin ghost with warm eyes.
"This ......" Gou Xiaosan listened, with a procrastinating expression on his face, obviously thinking about how to deal with this thin drunkard.
"Skinny monkey, what are you doing here! What is there to look at the dirty and smelly boar? "Behind the skinny drunkard, the fat ghost came over to talk.
"Fat Dun'er, you don't know, my family used to raise wild boars, and my father fell down the mountain and died because he was looking for wild boars at night. So I want to take a look at the boar today. After the thin drunkard finished speaking, there was a look of reminiscence on his face.
"Hey, this is the first time I've heard of this, but I've heard that your unchaste daughter-in-law, together with her adulterer, was coaxed up the mountain, was pushed down the cliff and destroyed, and gave birth to a big fat boy behind your back. ”
After Fat Dun'er finished speaking, he looked up at the thin monkey's head, which seemed to be wearing an invisible, environmentally friendly hat.
"Don't listen to their nonsense!!"
When the thin monkey heard this, the expression on his face changed slightly, and he raised his leg and kicked at Gou Xiaosan.
"What the hell are you listening to, Lao Tzu told you to open this bamboo cage, why don't you move?"
The thin monkey was mentioned as sad, and vented angrily at Gou Xiaosan.
A hint of resentment flashed in Gou Xiaosan's eyes, but he still pretended to be weak and was kicked to the ground. looked at Zhu Xiaoliu not far away.
Zhu Xiaoliu shook his head slightly, and swept away the ghost dealers in the ghost market, meaning that the movement was too big, don't make a move.
"That's it, let you open it, you can open it!!Maybe the thin monkey will see your big boar and remember the hot kang head at home!!"
After Fat Dun'er finished speaking, he put the spear horizontally, and made a gesture to put it in front of Gou Xiaosan, with a lewd smile on his face, but he was thinking in his heart, I'm afraid it's your kangtou, and anyone in the village can go!!
"And I thought the cage was weird, and it tasted weird. ”
The thin monkey stretched out his hand and wanted to open the bamboo cage holding the Xiaoyao jade by himself.
A big black figure blocked in front of the bamboo cage, and the momentum was very urgent, knocking the thin monkey unsteady on its feet, and almost falling. It was Zhu Xiaoliu.
"Hey, aren't these two ghost catchers, Skinny Monkey and Fat Dun'er? The mansion is looking for you two all over the world, why are you still wandering around the street like this." ”
"Zhu Xiaoliu, you don't write documents under the judge, why do you care about our brothers' affairs!!" The thin monkey lost his temper with the strength of wine. "It's not your turn to intervene in our affairs. ”
As soon as Fei Dun'er saw that Zhu Xiaoliu had nothing to do with the two of them on weekdays, why did he come to get involved in the two of them today, so he asked: "Zhu Wenwen just said that there was an accident in the house?"
"It's not peaceful on the side of the Nai River this afternoon, the ghost lord informed the ghost in the government that the bazaar was dispersed and went over for a meeting, I was sent by the judge, I went over to check first, and I was about to go back to pay the errand, why didn't the two eldest brothers receive the notice?"
When Xiaoyaoyu heard this, she let out a "chuckle" in her heart, it turned out that this Zhu Xiaoliu was actually a messenger in the nearby ghost mansion!
When the thin monkey heard this, his momentum also weakened. After all, listening to Zhu Xiaoliu's tone and demeanor, it seems that there is really such a thing.
"Oh! Why did you dig something out of the river again? As soon as Fat Dun'er heard this, he wanted to pull the thin monkey back to the ghost mansion.
"Wait a minute! Before I left today, I specifically told Xiao Pingtou in the ghost mansion that if there is something in the mansion, go directly to the Jade Building to find me, and now the ghost mansion master is looking for us, how can it be that the judge asked you to inform you. ”
The thin monkey realized that things didn't seem to be what Zhu Xiaoliu said.
"This ......" Zhu Xiaoliu was dumbfounded by the thin monkey's question, it turned out that Zhu Xiaoliu saw the crisis just now, and just wanted to stop the two ghosts first, so he panicked casually.
At this time, he was interrogated in detail by the thin monkey, after all, he was a little weak-hearted, and he couldn't understand it.
"Don't think I don't know what you two are up to. I've heard from the ghost informants under my command that you Zhu Xiaoliu always patronize this Gou Xiaosan's business, I'm afraid it's not the two of you who are engaged in smuggling wild boar!!"
The thin monkey said, pushed away Zhu Xiaoliu in front of him, and reached out to pull the lid of the bamboo cage on Xiaoyaoyu's head. When Fei Dun'er heard this, she also looked at Zhu Xiaoliu suspiciously.
Zhu Xiaoliu's forehead was sweating, but he was secretly ruthless in his heart! Yu Guang had already glanced behind Fat Dun'er, and a boning knife in Gou Xiaosan's hand appeared again, Gou Xiaosan had a smile on his face, and quietly approached behind Fat Dun'er, only one step away.
Zhu Xiaoliu also swiped his hand towards his waist, where he hid his throat cutter. As soon as the thin monkey opened the bamboo cage, he quickly solved him!!
Although it will inevitably alarm the ghost dealers in the ghost market, as long as these two ghost catchers are solved, it will not be too difficult to escape, although some supplements will be wasted, but it is also a helpless move, and the blame can only be blamed on this thin monkey's curiosity is too strong.
Zhu Xiaoliu's eyes flashed, and his hand had already touched the throat cutter.
Xiaoyaoyu watched the movements of the two of them and wanted to remind them, but found that her left foot, which was the only one that could move, had also lost her senses. The only thing that can move is his own eyeballs, but it can't play the role of early warning.
I secretly prayed in my heart that the two of them could expose the conspiracy of the pig and the dog, and successfully rescue themselves from being trapped.
"The two headhunters!! ghost mansion urgently recruited the two headhunters to go to the mansion to reply. A sturdy ghost with a flat head suddenly appeared. interrupted the atmosphere of the battle for the sword.
"Little flathead! Something happened in the house. "Fat Dun'er looked at it, it was the little flat head in the mouth of the thin monkey.
"In the heavenly palace...... Arranged for an intern fairy law officer to investigate the ...... in Nai River The Ghost Case.
As soon as the intern Xianlu arrived, he found a corpse dumping point in Naihe, and arranged for the heavenly soldiers around him to notify the Lord of the Ghost Mansion.
Lord Ghost Mansion asked the two headhunters to hurry back and follow him to report to the immortal lawyer. ”
The little flat head ran out of breath. Apparently all the way through.
The thin monkey looked anxious when he saw Xiao Pingtou, but it was not much different from what Zhu Xiaoliu said, and it was estimated that the Lord of the Ghost Mansion was indeed looking for them. He withdrew his hand that had been placed on the lid of the bamboo cage.