Rainy night ghosts
"Hahahaha, full on full!"
At this moment, the gentlemen in the village were gathering around the table, happily having a meal together, and Tang San was among them-
Also sit in their place as a guest.
It's not that Tang San doesn't want to go, it's that the conditions put forward by Ah San make him unable to refuse-
As long as he stayed overnight, the villagers promised to help him fix his electric car.
I can only agree, and I still expect this cargo to return to the Tang Kingdom.
"Come, come, come! Give the holy monk a full of fat house happy water! Let's be happy together! β
Oh, happy water. Can you really be happy if you drink it?
Is this black liquid something that people drink?
The swill in the pit is stronger than this!
It's bubbling inside! Did the toxicity hit or what?
Isn't this obviously trying to poison him Tang San? The people here still called him a holy monk and said that they would sacrifice this and that, but it turned out that they were all to paralyze him so that they could poison him.
What a black heart!
"Holy monk! Ah San, I'm so thorough! "When I drank it all, there was not a drop left in the cup.
"Hiccupββββ cool!" With a long hiccups, Ah San wiped his mouth happily and continued to sit down and eat food as if nothing had happened.
Tang San didn't say anything, just sat next to him and watched, without eating or drinking, just holding his arms and watching.
The poor monk will quietly watch you pretend to be forced, and for a while see how you lie on the ground with your feet on all fours and pump.
"Don't holy monks drink it? On the rocks? Then let's get through. β
Everyone ate cup after cup.
"Hiccupβ"
"You little and weak hiccups, look at me! Hiccupββββ"
"What are you? Watch me learn dinosaurs! Hiccupββββββ"
"Hiccupββββ
"Hiccupββββ
The hiccups came and went, and the momentum of carbon dioxide had come up, and the belching was thunderous and hearty.
What a cool word!
"Holy monk, aren't you happy? Can you resist the temptation of falling ice? β
"Have a drink, holy monk!"
Tang San was unmoved. Hmph, a bunch of fools, drinking this stinky swill and squirting stinky steam to spread fun, what's wrong?
You have an antidote, I Tang San do?
Seeing that he was so restrained, Ah Sanmen became more and more bold, saying that he would induce him to let go of his reserve, and he had to get drunk today.
"Hiccupβ"
"Hiccupβ"
"Hiccupβ"
More than twenty Ah San, one by one, the more vigorous the hiccup, directly lying on Tang San's ear to call him, for a while it was as if he had come to the Jurassic primeval jungle.
Tang San's concentration was amazing, and he sat on his seat like a stone statue, stunned and motionless.
"Hiccupββββββ
This Ah San also didn't want to die, directly in his face, and punched the burp into his nose completely.
Hehe, this level wants to tempt him to make mistakes, I don't know how he meditated in Lingshan back then!
Wait a minute...... Not good!
This gas went all the way down his nose and into his skull, directly pushing his Heavenly Spirit Cover up!
This feeling!
This taste!
This ultimate release from the inside out!
It made him tremble, and he couldn't hold it anymore immediately.
The arm was already involuntarily reaching for the black liquid.
"Nope! No! The other hand quickly pressed the weak-willed arm.
But what's going on with not being able to hold it down at all!
Both hands reached out at the same time for the cup of "poison"! He is playing with fire and killing himself!
"Holy monk! You can do it! Stand up! β
"Pick it up! Drink it! β
"Drink this glass of ice! You're my fat otaku brother! β
No...... No...... No! Tang San's forehead was already covered with cold sweat!
He, Tang San, Master of Will! Meditate!
Pick it up and drink it all -
"Hiss~~~~"
Is this the poison "Fat House Happy Water"? That's itβ
It's so cool!
"Hiccupβββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Fog grass! The three were shocked!
Tang San indulged in his release, shaking his head and shaking his head, like a giant dragon spitting fire, belching from all angles.
"What a Tyrannosaurus rex! The holy monk is awesome. β
"Hiccupββββββββββββββ
He hiccuped for a full five minutes, making the three of them look stupid.
What kind of immortal lung vitality is this!
There's a wind tunnel in this belly or whatever!
Finally, Tang San stopped spitting fire and collapsed in his chair like a collapse, the corners of his mouth still laughing stupidly.
"Cool~Cool~"
Ah Sanmen looked confused, and said in their hearts that this rich man had never drunk it before, but what could he do? Drunk like this death after a sip?
"What if it's poison! Full for the poor monks! β
Ah San hurriedly arranged, and Bingkuoluo continued one cup after another.
The atmosphere came up all at once.
The previous reserve was swept away, Tang San's face was full of red light, and he and Ah San were staggered, and they were very happy.
After three rounds of drinking, the first appearance of the old Ah San has a move.
He winked at the other San, then stood up with the ice in his hand.
"Fellow villagers, the visit of the holy monk to the humble house today is a blessing that we have cultivated in Asan Village for a hundred years. I have a three-old bone, and I am not afraid of offending people. Today, the village chief is not here, and my Ah San has an immature proposal, and I don't know about it...... Should I say ......?"
This abrupt burst of preaching made Tang San feel a little uncomfortable.
The other Ah San were quite tacitly in solidarity with the old Ah San.
"Third brother, just say it, except for the village chief, you are the oldest in the village!"
"Yes, Third Brother, we support you."
The old man no longer reserved: "I, Ah San, propose to elect the holy monk as our new village head!" Teach us to learn martial arts, sweep one side, revive the glory of Asan Village, and lead us Asan Village - up! Fly! β
"Good! You can say that again! Learn martial arts from the holy monks! β
"The rise of Ah San Village!"
"Welcome to the Holy Monk!"
"Still a holy monk? It's time to call the village chief! β
"Yes, yes, village chief, village chief!"
This...... Tang San hadn't said a word yet, why was he given a new title?
"It's not...... When did the poor monk say that he was going to be the village chief? β
Ah San was immersed in a festive atmosphere, completely ignoring Tang San's thoughts, anyway, their purpose was to keep him in the village.
One punch can open a twenty-meter giant tree, just ask how many such gods are there in the world!
This wants to bring him over, so he can't go to Tianzhu and sweep the world in the future?
No, no, how about going straight up to 90,000 miles and ruling the galaxy all the way?
Then you can't let him go!
But Tang San couldn't agree, did the position of the village chief have anything to do with him?
He wants to go back to Tang Kingdom, why is he staying in this ghost place? Although the fat house is happy, it is not his life goal to be a fat house for a lifetime.
"No, no, no, you can't do it!"
"Make it!"
"Gotta have it!"
"Gotta get it!"
Suddenly, the door was kicked open, and an abrupt black shadow appeared outside the door.
Stormy! Lightning! The horror effect is full!
For a while, Ah San in the room was trembling with fright as if he had seen his dead grandfather crawl out again, and he didn't dare to say a word.
The black shadow outside the door didn't come in, just stood in the wind and rain and continued to oppress everyone's fragile nerves.
The atmosphere is extremely depressing.
I could only hear the strong wind blowing the door "bang", and huge raindrops poured into the room.
"What...... Who? β
What's going on here?
Tang San looked left and looked again, and no one came out to explain.
At this moment, the dark shadow outside the door suddenly roared-
"Bald! Come out and get beaten! β