I, blowing snow, cheating corpses
How can this voice sound a little inexplicably familiar.
Where have you heard of it?
"Bald! You come out! β
A bolt of lightning struck, and the black shadow outside the door scolded.
"Ahh
The other Ah San were so frightened that they hugged each other, this lightning and thunder, wind and rain, how could there be a "ghost" that I had never seen before, was this to scare people to death!
And it's clearly for Tang San, what kind of enemy is it?
Tang San smiled: "It's raining so hard outside, you can't go out in the rain?" The poor monk is not stupid, why don't you enter the house. β
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The black shadow didn't answer or move, and continued to stand outside the door, letting the **** blow her ghostly figure.
The atmosphere was at a stalemate, Tang San didn't go out, and the black shadow didn't come in, and the two faced each other.
Stormy winds, lightning and thunder.
"If you want me in, you can ......," the dark shadow finally spoke.
Everyone's eyes widened, not knowing what the man in black wanted to do next.
"If I go in...... Yes...... Do you have slippers? La's. β
I pour.
What the hell is this man in black, this Tang San and the others shook their heels, it turned out that they didn't come in because they didn't have slippers.
You're pretty hygienic.
Tang San asked unhappily at Ah San, "Do you know this person?" β
The three shook their heads one after another.
Tang San had no choice but to scold the intruder: "Who are you?" Don't hinder the poor monks from drinking and having fun. β
"Drinking for fun?" The tone of the man in black was yin and yang.
Immediately after, he rushed into the room with his feet raised, ignoring his slippers, and walked straight towards Tang San.
"You ......" Tang San's eyes were about to pop out, this person was not the ...... before
"Smack"!
A slap in the face was firmly slapped, this action exceeded everyone's expectations, and Ah San's mouth opened wide, but he didn't dare to say a word.
This man in black is really domineering, he actually dares to slap Tang San with a punch, what a hard confidence!
Don't die!
With Tang San's violent temper, at this time, he would definitely have to fight with his fists and take revenge, and beat the other party until he couldn't pull out the before he could relieve his anger. But todayβ
But he was "instigated"......
I'm afraid I'm not stunned, right? Why did this Tang San just look at each other stupidly?
It turned out that the man in black in front of him was none other than the woman in black who was rescued from the lion's camel cave before - "Camel Girl".
"Camel girl...... You're not dead! β
"You still say!" The camel girl raised her fist directly and slammed it into his heart.
"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault! β
Pink fist crit, smashed down like a sewing machine.
Tang San looked confused: "Beat me so much!" Aren't you hurt? β
"You still say! You still say! You still say! You still say! β
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The three people on the side were stunned for a moment, is this PK or flirting? Even this powder fist can't kill people?
Listen to this Lolita again, it turns out that a girl, I'm afraid she didn't come to the monk to ask for a romantic debt, right?
"The holy monk is really a winner in life, which is really enviable."
"That's right, that's right, when a monk has a little lover, if you don't become a monk, you won't have to sing all night?"
As the person concerned, Tang San is not as chic as they say, no matter how tender this powder fist is, you can try it after eating 500 punches in a row?!
They were all about to be beaten to the ground.
"Uh-uh...... Stop me, the stinky camel dealer...... Uh-uh-uh......"
"Don't think! Don't! Don't! Don't! β
The pink fist continued, raining down.
It seems that her injuries have been completely healed.
However, Tang San couldn't bear it anymore, he pinched the camel girl's wrist with a snap, and shouted, "You are mature!" Don't think that if you are a woman, the poor monk will not fight back! β
At this time, Tang San saw clearly that the camel girl was teary-eyed, her face was full of tears, and it was definitely not rain.
"You...... Why are you crying? β
The camel girl looked at him infatuatedly, even if she didn't say a word, the complex feelings in her eyes were enough to inflict a hundredfold crit on him.
appeared, and it was that kind of look again!
Tang San was about to lose his breath.
ββ¦β¦ It's all your ......" After speaking, the camel girl's body was weak, and she actually threw herself into his arms.
"Oh-oh-oh-oh!" Ah Sanmen exclaimed, "What are you doing in front of the public! Rob our holy monks! β
Tang San was startled, and immediately raised his hands: "I didn't!" Not me! Everyone can see that I am an innocent monk! β
The camel girl didn't care, closed her eyes and leaned on him aggrievedly, like a child who had been lost for many days and finally returned to his mother's arms.
"Whoop, whoa, whoa......" Tang San was about to commit asthma, his face was pale and cold sweat was breaking out.
This...... This little lady is not poisonous! Why is it like this every time!
Oh oh, this familiar aroma...... The poor monk is dying......
Ah San, I can't stand it, you black thing, go to your third brother's house to rob people.
"Phew! Let go of that holy monk and let us hug it! β
As soon as Tang San saw that there were reinforcements, he hurriedly asked for help: "Third brother, take this girl away from me, the poor monk is about to lose his breath!" β
Seeing that those Ah San were like zombies, and they were about to attack the camel girl, Tang San suddenly shouted again-
"Wait!"
"Huh?"
"Poor...... The poor monk found that he could endure it for half an hour, so let me hold on any longer. β
"This ......"
Nima, you say, are you addicted to being embraced?
At this time, the camel girl opened her eyes faintly, and there were still crystal tears on her eyelashes.
"You go out, I have something to say to my bald brother." This is said to the Assan.
"Oh......"
The gang of Ah San was also in the clouds, stumbling towards the door, and before he walked out of the door, he suddenly remembered one thing-
"Oh no, isn't this my home, I'm out doing a job? It's raining down here. β
Tang San waved his hand at Ah San with a worried look on his face, signaling them to endure and go out, obedient, obedient.
"Oh." Ah Sanmen reluctantly walked out of the room, still muttering quietly along the way, "The holy monk won't have an accident, right?" "If something happens, we'll kill this black widow."
Whew, finally.
They were the only ones left in the room.
Tang Sanyi pushed the camel girl away: "Hmph, the poor monk's body has been defiled by you." β
The camel girl looked unconvinced: "Hmph, your body? As far as your dignity is concerned, where did you die when the snow blowing accident happened? Yes? You say? β
Blowing snow? Simon blowing snow? Top of the Forbidden City? Fog grass.
"Who is Blowing Snow? What does it matter if he blows up the poor monk or not? β
"Blow ......" the camel girl was speechless, and lowered her head again, as if there was something unspeakable, and as if she had thought of something sad.
But soon she looked up and put on a determined and serious expression againβ
"Blowing snow, that's me."
"So your name is Blowing Snow. Blowing snow, blowing snow, why is this name so ugly? β
Tang San had just learned the name of the camel girl, in fact, people didn't sell camels, at most they just dressed like an Alaba.
"Don't speak ill of blowing snow! Not even if you're her best bald brother. "Blowing Snow" seriously expressed his position on him.
"Isn't it you who blows snow? And who is her bald brother? The more I talk about it, the more confused I become. "Who is blowing snow around Tang San?
"Blowing snow is mine...... That's me! Miss Ben is blowing snow, heaven blowing snow, the world's first professional hero. β
When he said this, he also showed an invincible arrogant appearance.
"Hehehe......" Tang San took off his green hat and touched his bald head, he finally understood the true identity of the other party-
"It turned out to be a cane-making child."
Still the first in the world? When he punched Tang San, he didn't want to lose face?
"It's too much to say this in front of a poor monk."