Tang San's whole person was stupid.

With a "boom", his world completely collapsed, and he only felt that the sky was spinning, day and night turned upside down.

With a "boom", he fell to the ground on his back.

When he got up again, he was in tears.

Look at the whole outside world, it's foggy.

With tears in his eyes, Tang San crawled to the tombstone of Na Senbai to check the name on the tombstone.

What kind of foreign ghost text, I can't understand it at all!

Wife!

Wife, where are you?

While crying, he looked for his wife's tombstone.

There were two eccentrics sleeping in the cemetery, disturbed by the crying.

He sat up abruptly and looked at it, only to see a shiny bald head, disheveled, holding the tombstone and weeping bitterly.

One said, "Wow! Who is this person tired? Is it sad to cry? I cried so much that I wanted to eat it! ”

Another said, "Do you still have any sympathy?" He must have a loved one who died, and you can't bear to eat it? In my opinion, I want to pickle him and save it for a week before eating! At least let the family go through this painful period. ”

"Wow! What do you think of spicy thoughtfulness! But a week is too long, just one night! ”

"That's good! One night for one night! Walk! Pickle him! ”

Tang San was holding the tombstone and crying bitterly.

While crying that God was unfair to him, he cried out for his wife and the villagers of Niujia Village.

"I really can't live this day!"

Holding the tombstone, crying and shouting.

Suddenly, two large hands behind him lifted him up, and his whole body was empty.

Tang San snorted and cried, everything he saw was blurry, and he didn't recognize that they were two weirdos.

I thought it was the two big brothers from Niujia Village who came to pick him up.

"What are you guys doing? Did you crawl out? ”

"Huh? Oh. Seeing that you are so sad, we come to help you, we come out to help you. ”

"Are you here to take me away?"

"Huh? Oh. Not really! Then you don't want to follow us. ”

"What do you say, I can't ask for it!"

"Huh? Oh. That's not it, just go. ”

Just go.

They walked through the cemetery to the corner, to a dilapidated bathtub,

The two weirdos threw Tang San in, "click" and "click", and there seemed to be some broken bones inside.

As soon as he lay inside, Tang San curled up like a baby, and closed his eyes crying.

"Wife, I'm here...... You wait for me, I'll be here soon......"

"Hula"! A basin of salt was sprinkled in, covering Tang Sanyi.

Tang San didn't care about anything anymore, he just cried there with his eyes closed.

He was so miserable that he wanted to go home to find his wife.

As a result, the day before yesterday, I just lost Fuxue and my apprentice, and today I finally found my hometown, and there is only a cemetery left.

At the end of the day—

He was still left alone.

What if you learn peerless kung fu? Can he bring the people he loves back to life? Can you?

No!

So there's a fart for learning!

What martial arts tyrant? All he wants now is his wife...... And blowing snow back!

If you have to choose one – kids do multiple-choice questions! He wants them all!

In their Tang Dynasty, wasn't it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?

But it's useless to say anything, it's too late.

It's over.

Let these two big brothers take him away, take him below, and the family can be reunited......

"Salt!"

"Miso!"

"Sauerkraut!"

"What's missing?" The two weirdos discussed, "It's all fresh and spicy, but it's not enough." I haven't eaten meat in the past few months, why can't I eat something different to celebrate? ”

"That's good! I'm going to get some stinky sauce! Let's make it flavored with spiced spicy stinky tofu. ”

"Alas~ That's a good idea! I've been wanting to taste what-flavored chocolate looks like, quick, fast. What kind of stinky sauce on the hour, more on the hour! ”

"o Jie Bao K! Then you wait there, I'll go to the toilet and get some. ”

"Go and come back!"

The weirdo in front just walked away, and the weirdo behind rolled his eyes: "You kid stealing stinky sauce behind my back?" I'd like to see what you have in stock, and you're still messing around with me behind your back! ”

So, another strange person also quietly followed, leaving Tang San alone in the bathtub.

Tang San curled up inside and cried, he slept for a while when he was tired of crying, he didn't care about what was going on outside at all.

Whoever it is, whoever takes him away.

Whoever wants it wants it.

At this moment, a figure poked into the bathtub from the outside.

Who's back? Tang San didn't care, he was still there sobbing with his eyes closed, silently reciting "Wife...... Blowing Snow...... Wife...... Blowing Snow...... Wife...... Blowing snow ......"

The figure outside the bathtub, with his back to the sun, is shrouded in shadow.

Looking at Tang San's body in the bathtub, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but pull up, and his big eyes narrowed meaningfully.

This eyeball, the big one, is about to become a balloon!

Wait a minute! Isn't that a big embarrassment?!

"Ho Ho

She was looking at Tang San's pitiful appearance through the screen.

A hideous look appeared on her beautiful face: "Bald little hehe, finally let me wait for the opportunity, although I didn't expect you to get rid of the wolf husky, but now you have lost your combat effectiveness." ”

"As long as I kill you, I, the most beautiful Sai Dong Shi in the world, will be the king of the new generation of weirdos!"

"Subjects! Welcome your new king to the throne! Ho ho

Outside the bathtub, Sai Dongshi's stand-in - big embarrassed, eyeballs glared, and a red laser shot out -

"Zila" pierced the air and shot towards Tang San!

Penetrate the bathtub, straight through the ground, all the way through hundreds of meters underground!

Immediately afterwards, the embarrassed eyes turned their heads, and the red laser directly cut the ground, the bathtub, and Tang San!

But it's not over yet, the red light flashes and criss-crosses!

"Bang bang!"

The bathtub was cut into powder, and even the ground under his feet was cut to pieces, and the whole ground collapsed!

"Ho Ho

All that remained in the bathtub was a pile of charred pieces of cloth and a piece of broken bones with a hint of flesh.

What a tragic word!

A generation of legendary heroes, one-punch Tang San, ended in such a way, which is really embarrassing!

However, this can be regarded as the fulfillment of his wish......

Since coming down from Daling Mountain, he has traveled thousands of years from ancient times to the modern world, and he is destined to be a tragedy through time and space.

The ending can't be changed no matter what!

Alas, he left his hometown and traveled west.

Sigh, a generation of boxing champions has fallen.

……

"Ho

"It's finally the finale! Subjects, rejoice and tremble! Welcome the Weird King of your new world! I'm so embarrassed that Sai Dong Shi—"

"From today onwards, the ruler of the world, in charge of all things, all creatures of the earth, will be my prisoners! Eternal life and eternity, slave to me! ”

Ho ho

Laughing and laughing, the picture on the screen began to distort, and the signal became extremely unstable.

Da Jiong's eyes scolded secretly: "There is no power again? Grandma's, charge for two hours, talk for five minutes, scrap iron, throw you directly next time! ”

Reach out and tap on the keyboard a few times, and give the command:"

Number Five! Recharge on the return trip! ”

In Chang'an City, the big embarrassed stand-in next to the bathtub received the order, and took off and flew back.

It turns out that her stand-in is still a rechargeable type?

And what you don't know is that there is actually more than one stand-in for her!!

And Sai Dongshi's true body is hidden in a place that will never be found, and he is safely hiding behind and controlling everything.

In the end, it turns out that she is the dark promoter behind the scenes, and she is the ultimate big winner!

Woman!

Terrible!

After finishing this final task, Da Yan turned off the power of the screen and stood up contentedly.

Now that she has become the overlord of the new world with one foot, the next step is to find another suitable time to ascend to the throne of the Weird People Association-

Hmph, everything is a matter of course!

Ho ho ~

But she is not in a hurry now, after all, there are only two nemesis in the world, and the nemesis whose strength is above her has evaporated in the world.

In today's world, there is no second strength that can compete with her embarrassment.

She can rest easy.

Then she walked away from the big-screen console on crutches - what?

This embarrassed Sai Dong Shi is a disabled person?