Take off your coat, why is your whole body bandaged like a mummy? You have to rely on a brace to walk......

It was difficult, moving step by step, and finally moved to the side of the shop.

Suddenly, my feet slipped.

With a "bang", he fell on the bunk, with his feet facing the sky.

"—————— giao!" A heart-rending wail.

She was like a bedbug that had flipped over and couldn't do anything, and lay on the bunk angrily.

Incompetent scolding.

"It's all caused by the fact that heaven blows snow! Eighty degrees of physical disability, unable to take care of oneself - all because of the last war! ”

"Heaven blows snow, you wait for me! When I become the king of weirdos, dig thousands of feet into the ground, and dig up your corpse and hang it on the ceiling for me to swing! ”

"I will turn you to ashes, and you will not live in peace! You wait for me! ”

The scolding is over.

Looking back, you have to rely on yourself to turn over.

Like a clumsy turtle, she stunned, strained, strained on the bunk.

tried again and again, but couldn't turn it over, and finally simply didn't turn it over, and just lay down the corpse.

Anyway, there is no second creature in this secret base except him, although she is completely disabled, but you don't say she is lying.

What if she's just crawling, standing upside down, falling upside down?

Who can help her, this is her invincible fortress alone, and no one can find it.

Ah! Happily lying on the bunk and imagining the scene of becoming the weird king tomorrow, I can't help but feel a burst of joy.

Ho ho

But at this moment, there were suddenly a few "knock knocks", what strange sounds came?

The embarrassed Sai Dongshi was so scared that he turned over on the bunk, ouch hey, turned over. It's just that his face was pale from being frightened by this sudden voice, as if he had seen a ghost.

As the saying goes, if you don't do bad things, you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, he Sai Dongshi has done too many bad things, and he is really afraid that one day a ghost will come to her.

Could it be a rat?

Saidon Shi narrowed his eyes and said to himself vigilantly, because in this secret base, there could be absolutely no human or weirdo except her.

But the only exception is the rat, the ultimate creature that has existed since time immemorial!

It can't be any other creature, but it's really impossible to say, this creature can do anything from heaven to earth - mainly special, and this is what Sedonshi fears the most!

The weird king is not afraid, but he is afraid of mice.

For this reason, she sprinkled rat poison inside and outside the base, inside and out, could it be a rat that slipped through the net?

"Good...... Okay, you're a rat who isn't afraid of death, and you actually came to lock my aunt's door, I let you open it without a chance to think about it! ”

Random voice issued instructions: "Activate the defense system and kill the rat outside the door for the old lady!" ”

"Five, is Fifth back?"

"It's time for that...... The next ......" was a sound with a bad signal.

Immediately after that, a voice from the microphone replied: "The fifth has returned." ”

Sai Dong Shi scolded: "You, you won't report it when you come back." After the rat is exterminated, I have to scrap you today - No. 5, to destroy this rat.

"Roger."

The big screen was lit up again, and the video screen showed the picture in the field of vision of No. 5 as a stand-in for Sai Dongshi.

It's just that a door appears in the picture, which looks a little familiar.

Lying on the bunk, tilting his head, staring at the big screen and asking, "Five, where are you?" ”

"Right outside your door."

"Lying grass! Who is you, you wicked obstacle...... Who gave you permission to come to my door?! ”

Good fellow, didn't you ask Family Five to come to your door to exterminate rats? Why do you complain about others?

No.

There should be at least a minute's journey from the warehouse to the front door, but after receiving the order, the number five immediately appeared at the door.

This is not normal!

Problematic!

"One or two don't let the old lady worry-find that mouse quickly, otherwise the old lady will start your self-exposure program now!"

"Roger."

No. 5 was embarrassed, and the field of vision on the big screen began to turn, and it went around, but it turned out that there were no mice, no?

What's going on with that knock outside the door?

"Number Five continues to search."

After another turn, he swept all the way up and down, and the passage outside the door was as smooth as a mirror, and there was not even a single hair, let alone any rats.

This was strange, and Sai Dongshi gasped.

Suddenly, there was a jerk on the bunk - she suddenly realized something terrible: "There is ...... There are ghosts! ”

Could it be that there is really a ghost coming to the door? The ghost she was talking about was none other than this No. 5 stand-in big embarrassment!

"Five! What did you do? Sai Dongshi suddenly scolded sharply, "Start the anomaly scanning program." ”

The screen began to display, a string of codes displayed abnormally, as the progress bar came to 100%, the result of the scan was-

Normal!

"How is that possible?!"

Da Yan didn't believe it, she began to panic, in the three years since her secret base was built, there had never been any anomalies, let alone any alien species.

And today there was a strange knock sound, and this No. 5 stand-in also looked very weird.

The embarrassed Saidong has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and has escaped from heaven again and again.

is in a high position in the Weird Association, and secretly seeks power and usurps the throne, planning to kill two top powerhouses - relying on her prudence on thin ice!

So today, this small-sounding knock immediately aroused her high vigilance.

Something is wrong!

"No. 1 to 20 are embarrassed, listen to orders! All activated, emergency assembled.

"Target Object - Big Eye Five! Immediately arrest him, don't let him escape, he dares to resist. “

"And destroy him!"

Good guy, this Sai Dong Shi is so ruthless? Suspicious.

Just because of this bang, you have to destroy your No. 5 stand-in?

That's when —

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

Not again! The voice came again.

Saidonshi's heart chuckled.

"Knock knock......" three more times!

In the screen screen, Sedonshi clearly saw a hand poking out of the edge of the screen and clasping outside her door!

Sai Dongshi immediately let out an exclamation of "ah" and rolled down from the bunk.

"Yes...... Ghosts! There are ghosts! ”

Ignoring the pain of his body falling, Sai Dongshi scratched and crawled on the ground as if he had seen the dead enemy crawl back from the ground.

The originally beautiful face was frightened like a grimace.

You must know that as the biggest mastermind behind the scenes, Da Embarrassing Eye completely plays with all the weird associations and hero associations in the palm of his hand.

directed the weirdo Wang Erlang Husky and the one-punch Tang San's, the super conspirators who both died!

It can be said that she is the big boss behind the scenes who has the last laugh, when did she ever panic like this.

"No way, no way, no way, no way, no way!"

Turning her head to stare at the video screen on the screen, she had a bold idea in her head, but she didn't dare to say it—

Because of that thought.

It will break her!

Appeared appeared! Sure enough, a strange thing appeared in the picture -

Shiny!

Smooth!

Rounded!

It's a giant boiled egg!

The embarrassed Sai Dongshi's mouth opened wider than his head.

She was going crazy, she was going to break down, and the ghost appeared.

A large braised egg?

Well? Big your sister's braised egg! It's a punch Tang San!

"Fried ...... Explode...... Fried fried ...... Deceived corpses. The dead are raised! "Saidonshi can't believe it! He had just used a laser to slice the bald body, along with the bathtub and the earth, into a ball, leaving only broken bones and strips of cloth.

But in the blink of an eye.

The bald body had appeared completely outside her door—a secret base where no creature had ever arrived!

This pedal horse...... What the hell is not it?

"Don't, don't, don't come.

Don't come here! Sai Dongshi's heart-rending scream, the originally disabled limbs, were frightened to move.

Got up and dragged himself vigorously, and fled towards the corner of the wall, trying to stay away from the door.

Suddenly, the picture in the screen was divided into twenty screens at once, and it turned out that after the twenty embarrassed stand-ins were all activated, the video screen was transmitted back.

Sai Dong Shi was like grasping a life-saving straw, and roared loudly: "Destroy him, kill him!" Destroy this bald head and No. 5 together! With the strongest firepower! Remove all restrictions and unlimited output! All ammunition is reckless. ”

"Kill !!! me"

Immediately afterwards, I heard a wild bombardment outside the door, and the whole house trembled violently.

The deafening sound of bombardment continued, and the hearts of those who listened were shocked, but even so, no matter how the room trembled and how the contents of the room were topple, the door remained intact.

Sure enough, it is the strongest defensive gate carefully built by Sai Dongshi! No one should try to break through this defense and enter inside.

Even if twenty embarrassed lasers attack together, they won't be able to open this door at all!

This is the strongest backhand that Saidonshi has built for himself!

At this time, no matter how strong the enemy is, no matter how fierce the firepower, it is useless.

Saidonshi has plenty of time to evacuate!

Sure enough, Sai Dongshi, who was almost collapsed just now, calmed down again.

Her face returned to her previous beauty, and the corners of her mouth rose again, revealing the femme fatale's deadly smile.

"Hmph, it's useless, bald! Although I don't know what happened, but you can't help but look down on my aunt and grandmother too much, and if you lend you a hundred pairs of hands and give you a hundred years, you won't be able to defeat me! ”

"Mother! That's that confident! Ho ho ~"

As soon as the words fell, Tang San broke into the door with a punch.