Forward and backward pinching

"Wait!"

After the fierce soul torture, Tang San was finally unable to break through the moral shackles in his heart.

"Poor...... The poor monk has just received an order from the king and must go down the mountain immediately!"

"Down the mountain? Hehe......" The weirdos exchanged glances with each other, and the corners of their mouths curled with mockery.

"That's right, the king ordered me to guard the intersection of the mountain, and not a single ant should be allowed to go down the mountain." As he spoke, Tang San raised his hand and pointed at the headless monster, "You, follow me." ”

"Me?" The headless monster pointed at his head blankly, stunned for a second, but suddenly began to nod uncontrollably, "Okay, okay." ”

"Okay?"

The weirdos present also looked at each other, unable to believe their ears.

This headless monster actually agreed to take him down the mountain, crazy?

"That's good."

Tang San was overjoyed: "Hey~ Then let's start this relationship immediately...... No, I mean, you can come down with me now. ”

"Okay, let's go." The headless monster said and walked out the door.

Only...... It's as simple as that?

Tang San himself didn't believe it, although the general IQ of monsters was worrying, but he didn't expect it to be so easy to deceive, could it be that he was too wise?

Hey.

But it doesn't matter, as long as there is a strange person who can take him down the mountain, he is not interested in thinking about other things, so he cares.

So, Tang San and the headless monster immediately stepped out of the room and prepared to set off.

The two of them went one after the other, and Tang San took the lead.

It hadn't taken a few steps before the headless suddenly stopped.

Tang San's heart tightened, and his heart said Could it be that he is revealing again?

"Why stop?" he asked.

The headless pointed in the other direction: "This is the way down the mountain......"

"This ......" Tang San touched his bald head, "I don't know??" I like to take a long detour and I don't accept it??? Then you can lead the way!"

The headless monster slapped his hand with a "snap": "It's okay~ I like to lead the way the most."

Tang San covered his mouth and was about to laugh out loud, this strange man also lacked heart, let him do whatever he wanted, he was more stupid than the second fool.

The headless monster quietly turned his head and muttered in a low voice: "Lao Tzu will bring you a dead road to hell, hehehe......"

Tang San didn't hear this......

So, under the leadership of the headless monster, Tang San pushed the iron donkey and happily embarked on the road down the mountain.

This lion camel ridge stretches for hundreds of miles, with thousands of peaks and ravines, and the demon mist is shrouded, if no one leads the way, I really don't know how to get out. With Tang San's wisdom, it is estimated that he can go around it for a year.

The two of them walked one after the other, only caring about the road and saying nothing to each other.

It was very quiet along the way, and I didn't even meet other weirdos.

It's also strange to say, weren't the weirdos in the past all over the mountains?

Abnormal!

Tang San's shoelaces opened, stopped the iron donkey, and bent down to clean up. As a result, I accidentally saw a large group of weirdos behind me from the crotch.

Tang San immediately turned around, but there was no one behind him.

It's impossible, it's just dark and oppressed a weirdo?

Tang San shook his head with a wry smile and got up to hurry again. Then the moment he turned around, the corners of his mouth clearly raised a strange arc-

He keenly captured a detail - on the boulders on both sides of the road behind him, half of the head "grows" like mushrooms, and under the boulder, many half of the soles of the feet "grow", and there is a hand sticking out from behind the rock to scratch the soles of the feet.

Playing peek-a-boo?

These freaks are simple, when he Tang San's fiery eyes are practiced in vain?!

But he didn't say anything, and went on his way as if he hadn't seen anything.

When Tang San and the two of them walked away, dozens of tall and big strangers suddenly jumped out from behind the boulder, grinning and drooling one by one.

"Hey, hey, you're going to have meat right away......"

The weirdos smirked maliciously and continued to follow up on their targets.

Some fly to the sky, some escape to the ground, some go up trees, some are invisible, some can shrink into a ball, and some can be attached to the stone wall and crawl...... It can be said that each has its own abilities, shows its magical powers, and is omnipotent.

What a bunch of X-Men!

Tang San was very clear about the "chasing soldiers" behind him, but he didn't expect that these gentlemen would have such a deep "desire" for him, and suddenly there was a tightness behind him......

But no, his body can only be left to his wife.

The red handkerchief on his wrist was his most loyal declaration to his wife.

Continuing to march towards the road of "going down the mountain", Tang San could pretend to be okay at first, but slowly the atmosphere began to be wrong......

I don't know when, the tailgating weirdos stopped hiding and began to show up blatantly, mainly because there were too many weirdos, more and more, more and more, more and more......

Half of the mountain of youkai from this Nima is here! Behind Tang San was a long queue of 4 to 5,000 meters, not to mention more than 10,000 weirdos.

Tang San's cold sweat flowed out, and the ground behind him couldn't be tightened anymore.

It's okay to ride a thousand, but these 10,000 big men ...... It's really unbearable.

The strange man behind him had already dried up his saliva from greed, and his eyes were really red, and he didn't care about any instructions to catch him alive or not, so he began to take out his weapons one by two and was eager to try.

Tang San only cared about speeding up his pace, not realizing the danger behind him at all.

A shiny weapon, like a bloodthirsty python, opened its fangs at Tang San's bald head.

Then none of the weirdos dared to take the lead, after all, this bald man killed the three captains of the dragon-level weirdos, plus 5,000 weirdos in Lion Camel City, the strength can be imagined.

Finally, there was a cat-headed monster who couldn't stand the temptation of the smell of meat, and raised his big knife to slash at Tang San's 1,000-watt bald head.

"Huh?"

Tang San turned around slowly, and the monster froze on the spot.

Both eyes turned to the raised broadsword at the same time.

"Huh?" Tang San asked sharply.

The cat-headed monster was sweating profusely, he was just a wolf-level weirdo, and it wasn't a problem to blast him into a ball of in minutes with his bald strength.

At the last moment, the cat-headed monster suddenly had an idea, withdrew the big knife and pretended to appreciate the back and forth.

"Hey~ Why is my big knife so good-looking, the more I look at it, the more I look at it, the more I like it, I want to see it, meow meow~"

"Hmph." Tang San didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and continued to walk.

The cat-headed monster let out a sigh of relief, but then he was ruthlessβ€”

If it doesn't work once, do it again!

Give the weird brothers behind you a look, and everyone understands. This time, the strange people were no longer humble, and raised the swords and blades in their hands one after another, and thousands of weapons were slashed towards the bald head at the same time, afraid that they would not be cut into watermelon juice-

"Huh?" Tang San turned around again.

The eccentrics froze on the spot.

The head of the cat-headed monster quickly changed his words: "Ah...... Yes...... What's the matter with my big knife...... How...... Why is it so shiny?! It's really getting brighter and brighter the more you look at it...... Meow Meow ......"

"Huh?" Tang San's eyes moved slightly angrily.

The cat-headed monster hurriedly explained: "No, no! What's the use of just looking at the light, I'm about to give it a try!" As he spoke, he slashed at his companion's shoulder, overjoyed, "Hey, it's really fast, I'll try it again." ”

The tears of the slashed stranger came out, and he didn't dare to say anything for fear of revealing his stuffing, so he could only bite his fingers and let him cut it.

I'm sacrificing myself to perform with you, can you cut two less knives?????

"Hey, it's really fast! Huh?!" The cat-headed monster feigned surprise, and the corner of his eye kept paying attention to Tang San's reaction.

"Hmph." With a cold snort, Tang San turned his head disdainfully.

After all, the cat monster smiled slightly, and then collapsed to the ground in an instant.

"Scared...... Scare...... Scare...... I'm scared to death of this cat, meow~"

"Cut!" The strange people scolded angrily at the cat-headed monster on the ground, "I lost the dead, I was afraid of being like this, so I dragged it out and cut it off." ”

The cats are dragged out, the weirdo forces regroup, and the sneak attack continues!

A new leader has stepped forward - the gluttonous monster, two meters eight, like an ancient beast in mythology, majestic and mighty.

"A bunch of useless garbage. Give me an order, who dares to back down, kill-none-pardon!!"

Under the order, 10,000 strange people bowed their heads and bowed, re-stabilized their morale, and sharpened their knives to the bald head.

"Oh la, oh la, oh la!" The gluttonous monster jumped up to a height of 100 meters, clawed the thousand-pound hammer of Thor, and bombarded the bald head with an overwhelming blast.

Even if he has 30,000 martial arts, the defense of this bald head is more fragile than a light bulb, look at how you die!

Seeing that a bloody scene was about to be staged, Tang San still didn't know anything.

"Huh~ There are flamingos flying in the sky."