The camouflage is spotted
Tang San was wondering, and the "brick" continued to speak-
"I heard that 5,000 weird brothers in Lion Camel City were all killed by him, do you dare to believe it? Even the three regiments, King Peng, hiccuped. Grass! It's just a bunch of pigs, and even a human can't handle it! Don't talk about it, it's gone, Bundy. β
"Toot Toot Toot Toot ......" and "Bricks" repeated this strange sound, as if chanting a mantra.
Tang San hurriedly threw it out, for fear of being bewitched by some spell.
I really underestimated this "brick monster" before, when I thought of the 5,000 "brick monsters" that I threw away before, Tang San felt a chill in his back, in case they collectively chanted a spell, then Tang San would definitely be unavoidable.
It's dangerous......
But then again, if the "brick monster" is not lying, then it means that the 40,000 or 50,000 weirdos of the entire Lion Camel Ridge men's group are collectively dispatching and are searching for a human who went up the mountain, and this human has just destroyed 5,000 monsters in Lion Camel City. If you catch him, you can eat meat and drink soup and celebrate the New Year in advance?
Why does it sound familiar? This person is like Tang San, he also destroyed 5,000 monsters in the Lion Camel Country.
"It has to be a coincidence. Hehe, it must be a coincidence...... There's no way they know my ......."
Shaking his head like this to comfort himself, he retrieved the electric donkey and the Lingqi, and continued to sneak up the mountain while it was still dark.
The grass struggled to walk, and the sharp blades of grass cut bloody marks on his exposed arms.
Tang San didn't care, just buried his head in the grass and kept trekking, not in a hurry or impatient, his raised eyes were always firmly fixed on the unknown ahead, just like his resolute heart, never wavering until the goal was reached.
Walking around, Tang San and the car had been wrapped in heavy vines, three layers inside and three layers outside, the outermost part was full of weeds, leaves, and thorny seeds, where was there a human appearance.
I don't know, do you think that the digestive matter crawling out of the cow's stomach has become sperm?
What the hell is this place, even the grass is so weird!
"Phew...... Phew......" Tang San spit out the blades of grass over and over again, pulling the weeds on his body, but instead he wrapped himself into a ball.
"Lying on the grass."
As soon as he looked in the mirror, Tang San was shocked - isn't this the old diamond wind 2.0!
Wrapped into a big straw ball, only a bald head is exposed on it, and a flag is inserted next to it - a proper copycat version of "Old Diamond Wind".
Tang San was overjoyed, it was really an endless road, it was easy to do, what kind of trail did he take, and he swaggered directly through the Lion Camel Ridge Men's Group, who dared to doubt him?
"Lao Tzu is, the old drill wind roars, hey, babble~"
The little tunes were hummed, and I asked you if you looked like it?
"Who? Catch that bald head!" Suddenly there was a strange shout from the mountains.
Tang San hurriedly pushed up the electric donkey and ran wildly, and he couldn't care about whether the grass was not a grass pit, or a dung pit, he just rushed all the way forward.
After about half an hour, the shouting behind him finally disappeared completely.
Tang San finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally got rid of the pursuers.
But then again, are these weirdos sharp-eyed or what, can they see through his disguise? It's amazing!
The plan of the grass ball to disguise is not safe, but after thinking about it, "Why should the poor monk disguise?"
yes, does he need that disguise?
"Hmph, joke." As a "martial arts tyrant" with one enemy and a thousand, do you need to be so humble? What if he was recognized by the weirdos? What if they are captured and besieged by 50,000 people at the same time?
Will the "martial arts tyrant" be afraid? What are you afraid of him?
"The poor monk is a living legend when he stops here, why should he hide, why should he hide, 50,000 monsters? It's a big deal to level your lion camel ridge, and the poor monk doesn't want a little friend!"
There is a ruined temple in front of you, just enough to rest your feet and clean up the vines on your body by the way.
In such a broken place, there will definitely be no one!
Tang San confidently and boldly stepped into the hall, and as soon as he entered, it was full of strange-shaped strange people, just like a zoo meeting.
Isn't this going into the thieves' den?!
Tang San was stunned, and the dozens of monsters sitting inside were also stunned.
Isn't it nobody's?
This was embarrassing, but fortunately, Tang San reacted quickly, he immediately pretended to look around casually, and then slapped his head, "Oh...... Ay? Oh...... Well. β
Asking yourself this means "Am I on the wrong path?" Oh, I did go wrong. Then, without hurry, he turned around and prepared to leave.
Dozens of monsters were stunned for a moment.
Seeing Tang San raise his feet and walk out, the strange people began to silently touch the weapons around them.
A strong murderous aura instantly arose in the air.
Suddenly, Tang San, who hadn't taken two steps yet, suddenly turned around as if he remembered something-
The strange people in the room were directly frightened back a few meters, and their weapons were not grasped steadily, and they fell to the ground "ping pong".
Tang San was taken aback by their reaction, and raised his hand to look around vigilantly: "Who? Who? Who! Who! What! What are you doing!"
I thought why the terrible characters appeared, I was scared to death!
Except for Tang San, there is no one else?
The strange people stared nervously at Tang San's every move, and neither of them dared to move first.
The atmosphere gradually stiffens into a piece of moldy chocolate, which makes you feel like throwing up.
At this time, Tang San glanced at these strangely shaped guys, all of them with tigers and bears, more than 2 meters tall, all of them looked like dumb people.
"Excuse me......" Before he could say anything, he was interrupted by the strange manβ
"Report your name!"
"Poor Monk Tang ......" suddenly remembered his disguised identity, immediately changed his words, and said with a menacing attitude, "You don't know the poor monk and the old driller?"
Pointing to the banner on his shoulder, he scolded the monsters: "Illiterate or what?"
He still doesn't believe it, these 50,000 monsters can all know each other?
"Old drill wind?" The weirdos looked at each other, "The old drill wind is not ......"
Before the weirdo could finish speaking, one of the headless monsters suddenly laughed: "Hahahaha, it turned out to be the old drill wind!"
As soon as the headless monster's words came out, all the weirdos were stunned: Lao Zhuanfeng is dead, isn't this talking nonsense with his eyes open?
"Let your mother's p." There are weirdos who are not convinced.
"Huh?" Tang San frowned, "Don't believe it? It is clearly written on the banner, who else can it be if it is not my old drill wind?"
took a step forward and loudly proclaimed to the monsters: "My old drill wind ancestor has three generations of weirdos, all of them are ...... What the hell is it, and can there be fake? Do you want to eat my meat and egg chariot?"
"Sure enough, it's an old drill wind!"
The headless monster "snapped" and applauded a few times, and then turned his face back and gave the other weirdos a look, and then the monsters finally reacted, and one by one changed their expressions to sudden realization.
"Oh~"
"Oh~"
"Oh~"
"Oh~~ It's the old drill wind."
Now all the weirdos believed it.
Tang San smiled: I said that the IQ of monsters can't be so high, and sure enough, I was deceived all of a sudden, hum~
"Come in, old diamond wind, we're drinking horse urine, come over and have a drink." The headless monster was very welcoming.
"Horse urine?" Tang San was stunned, weirdos are all good at this? Bluff me.
"How?" The headless monster was a little puzzled, "Isn't your favorite drink to drink horse pee, you have to drink two large barrels every time." β
"Two big barrels?!" Tang San almost didn't squirt out, and quickly turned his brain, "Oh, horse urine, I was already full just now, and I can't drink it anymore." β
"That's right......" The headless monster fell into distress, rubbing its head as if searching for a topic.
At this time, Tang San's mind was also rapidly opening up, how should he open his mouth to ask the way through the Lion Camel Ridge? If you don't ask well, you will reveal your identity.
In the interval between the two sides competing for brain circuits, other weirdos shouted: "Let Lao Zhuanfeng come over and take a bath."
"Yes, yes, take a shower, I'm tired of the day, come on." The weirdos responded and looked at each other at the same time.
"These monsters are quite polite." Tang San originally just wanted to hurry up the mountain, but the weeds and dust on this body really needed to be washed well.
Why don't you just take a wash here? Healthier?
He's still struggling, but he doesn't know that these weirdos have come up to him to get down to him - do you need to take off each other's clothes for this bath?! Weirdos still have this kind of etiquette?
These demons!
Hundreds of pairs of big hands with bruised muscles were about to crawl all over his body, even if Tang San was a loach, he couldn't escape from this net.
The situation is critical! It's really called a man who advances and retreats, a man on top of a man, and a man who is strong.
What to do? Could it be that he can only welcome men, reluctantly ride men, and ride a thousand? Tang San swallowed hard.
It's not impossible.
"Good one, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"
Rip off the belt!
However, he thought that others coveted his body, but in fact, strange people only coveted meat......