Chapter 1209: Tia Rushes Forward!
Chapter 1209 Tia rushes forward!
"Huha~~Huhu~~~~ I'll go, it's dangerous"
Hiding in a bush, I gasped a few times like a drowning person surfaced, and then quickly held my breath, gathered the breath of my whole body, poked out a pair of eyes, looked at the angry old man Farah and Mu Dwarf winter melon, and the yelling soldiers swept past the left and right sides in two ways.
At this time, the additional genus of the title of [Fan Elder without a little master momentum] came into play, and if I were someone else, I might not be able to escape the pursuit of these two experienced and cunning old guys, but after holding my breath, I completely turned into an ordinary rhinoceros horn-shaped beetle in the bushes, and no one could find it.
It should have been proud, but for some reason an inexplicable sense of sadness came to my heart.
After confirming that the two old horsemen had left, I emerged from the bushes, with a somewhat lonely figure, and sneaked into the unknown tomorrow.
I guess I won't be able to go back home today, the Mage Guild is the territory of Old Man Farah, so sending a mage to monitor whether I have returned home is such a very valuable thing for him, this old thing will definitely not be stingy to do.
Why don't you find a place to stay, Artoria? It's not very safe, it can't be ruled out that it is also being monitored, and there is also the location of the iǎ fox, others may be suspicious of my relationship with the iǎ fox, but the old man Farah knows it very well, so he can't go.
Why don't you go to the Fake Smile Prince for a night, and by the way, teach him some of the methods he has long coveted, how to conquer Anya, with the strength of I, who have killed up to 10,000 nv protagonists in thousands of GALAGAE, to draw up a perfect strategy route, it shouldn't be a big problem...... Probably
After making a decision, I buried my ordinary figure more in the crowd, like one of the thousands of ants, and slowly moved forward very inconspicuously......
Enough eggs, please, my soul of complaining, don't complain about your own sense of storage, okay? I'm a true hero
"I Hey"
The soul of the hero king and the soul of the Tucao Emperor in my heart were fighting in the heavenly and human battles, and they only lasted for a second before showing a comprehensive rout, and when the trend of the dog of the loser was suddenly heard behind me, something pressed from the back, as if to trap me, and the two hands firmly wrapped around my waist and hugged it.
As a thief, I was suddenly frightened, and my two uǐ were soft, and I almost didn't fall to the ground.
Could it be that it was discovered by Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon?
Soon, I denied the idea.
Because from the back came two towering, soft objects, squeezing over the beautiful touch.
Do Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon have this thing? This kind of bone-chilling and disgusting joke is more credible than telling me that the four demon kings are all the great beauty of the country-Tianxiang.
Of course, it is not excluded that the old man Farah abused his power and sent his Mei nv mage to come and arrest me, but this kind of horn generally belongs to the type of "Wukong, this nv demon jīng will be dealt with as a teacher, you go to the mouth to control the wind", come one, throw one, it is impossible to catch yourself.
Most of all, I felt how familiar it was to have two wonderful touches on my back.
Question: "Who likes to jump on my back the most?"
Answer: West L-Silk, Eco
Beep, wrong, they like to pounce on my arms, in the opposite direction, stupid.
A2: Tia.
BING
"Tia, it's you."
I patted my mouth in shock, pulled Tia off on my back, and turned around to stare at her, this girl scared me terribly.
"Woo woo, Fan Fan's words don't count, the day before yesterday he said that he could satisfy others no matter what he wanted, and now he ignores me."
Tia, who didn't know the truth, saw me lose her temper, and immediately lowered her head in disappointment, as if she was enduring a great grievance, and her mouth was stubbornly pursed.
In an instant, the sharp eyes of countless passers-by glared over, looked at the innocent and pure Tia, and then looked at me dressed as a thief and a thief, and in connection with the conversation I just heard, at least ninety-nine and a half of a hundred people will have plots such as "uāuā childe", "playing with feelings", and "always abandoning" in their minds.
I'll go
I hurriedly pulled Tia to run wildly, and only stopped when I reached a place where no one was, looking at Tia helplessly.
Fortunately, no one found out their identity just now, otherwise they wouldn't have to wait for tomorrow to be named after something like "uāuā Gongzi: The Thirty-six Chapters of the Elder of the Beasts", which contains one of the parts played by Elder Fan, the tragic experience of the thirty-six poor young nv himself, and it will spread quickly, and then Akara will not be able to save my reputation.
"You iǎ girl, what kind of trouble are you going to make?"
I stretched out my hands and kept squeezing my rough palms on Tia's slippery and soft face, pretending to be fierce.
"Eh, hey~~~"
Tia, who was put on all sorts of funny and cute expressions by me, seemed to be a little sleepy and a little happy, innocent and honest and smiled.
Forget it, we're adults, and we're not as knowledgeable as iǎ girls.
I let go of my hand in a daze, and the clingy iǎ girl immediately came up, hugged my arm, and pressed her full iōng up again.
"Fan Fan Fan, the image just now is so interesting, although I have seen it once, it is still very interesting."
With very happy, very adoring eyes, Tia looked at me.
"Whereever, you're very powerful."
Thinking of the [Inspirational] propaganda that was played on the stage just now, I couldn't help but laugh together, purring and grunting Tia's iǎ head appreciatively.
In other words, this innocent and cute iǎ girl, do you really understand where the laughter of the image is? I'm a little skeptical.
"Eh, hehe, I'm so happy to be praised by Fanfan."
I didn't hide the joy of being praised by me at all, iǎ girl held iǎ hand behind her back, raised her head beautifully, and her red pretty face bloomed with a brilliant smile that made people can't help but squint their eyes.
"Well done, thanks to you, I can complete my revenge plan." Infected by Tia's smile, I couldn't help but grin.
"Revenge?"
The unexpected words made Tia tilt her head slightly.
"It's nothing, I mean, thanks to Tia, it's all about making everyone laugh so much." Thinking back to the rows of fallen audiences, I feel a sense of sadness in my heart.
One will succeed and ten thousand bones will wither, and so many people will be sacrificed for revenge, don't blame me, the laws of this world are so cruel, the weak and the strong eat, natural selection, and the stupid bird flies first.
"Did you help Fanfan? Eh, hey, the girl was shy, but she rubbed it up even more happily.
Another day, she must have a time, instead of her irresponsible grandfather, and teach this girl what is the difference between male nv.
Feeling the softer and clearer touch on my arm, the body's reaction to the plump body, and the psychological positioning of Tia Iǎ girl, caused by the strong contrasting impact, made me cry out in vain.
All in all, in order to calm down and explain the somewhat inexplicable conversation between me and Tia by the way, let's go back in time to two days ago, that is, the day before God's birthday.
There's nothing to explain anyway.,A smarter guy.,You should have vaguely guessed something from the conversation.,That's right.,The [inspirational] propaganda just now.,On the day before God's birthday.,In order to implement his long-planned revenge plan.,Take advantage of this last free day.,Find P master Tia.,The two of them did it all day.。
Of course, I would also like to thank the friendship for making a cameo appearance in the gorilla, if it wasn't for the halfway way through the production of the zuò image, he rescued the hungry and dying gorilla by the river, and then Jī moved and re-adapted the content of the image, and this publicity would not have made Zuò's so jīng color.
As for why all the memories of that day were gone, I said that after the image was completed, we, as the makers, checked the contents first, and then I passed out foaming at the mouth and fell unconscious, and my brain forcibly sealed the nausea experience of the whole day in the process of fainting, which should not be difficult to understand for everyone who already knows the lethality of this image.
Compared to the devastation suffered by the audience under the stage, I, the author who recorded the whole process and instructed Tia on how to P, was the biggest victim, so I can't figure out whether this revenge operation ended in a lose-lose situation.
I really want to seal this disgusting memory again.
"Fanfan, let's go celebrate together, the show is a big success"
Tia happily wrapped one hand around my arm tightly, and raised her other hand into a fist.
"It's not impossible......
Look at the dusk, don't be in a hurry to go to the prince of smirking to settle down, lest l-something happen, first follow Tia iǎ for a little time, and wait until the evening to go again.
"Where to go?" Feeling like I had nowhere to go, I hesitated.
"Why don't you go to my room?"
Tia tilted her head, thought for a while, and said suddenly.
"Your room?"
My brain sues sù thinking.
That's right, I almost forgot, in addition to the smirking prince, there is also the option of the Heradic tribe to choose from, I can go to Tia's place for a while, wait for the two old men to find the place where I am most likely to hide, and gradually fall to the Hradik foothold, and then move to the werewolf side, which is much more reliable.
The three holes of the cunning rabbit are the truth.
"Okay, no problem." I slapped the palm of my hand, and the commending person mō this iǎ girl's head again.
After a while, Tia and I sneaked back to the hotel where the Hradik tribe settled, and this girl probably sneaked out, and the Hradik mage who usually followed her didn't see any of them.
As for how she sneaked out, I would venture to guess that those Heradik mages who had been trapped in the desert for decades, had never seen much of the world, and had pure hearts, were probably all wiped out in the [inspirational] propaganda broadcast of the two of us.
"Great, no one."
Tia turned around, made a triumphant V-sign at me, and quickly pulled me upstairs into one of the rooms.
I'm also relieved, to be honest, those Heradik mages have been looking at me more and more sharply and penetrating recently, as if I'm going to do something to their iǎ princess, these guys are really boring, and they don't look at Tia, and they look left and right are just an iǎ girl.
"Is this your room?"
Settled down, I looked at the room curiously, and then again, this was the first time I had seen Tia's room.
"Well, it's pretty clean."
Tia, who was preparing something, turned around and smiled shyly at me.
It's not just clean, it's just too clean.
I felt a little impulsive to tears.
All the furniture and tea sets in the room are prepared by the hotel itself, clean and clean, and you can't see a single thing as far as the eye can see, especially the wooden big cold day, there is no cushion on it, it looks hard, cold, a thin quilt is neatly stacked in the corner, and the pillow is a very hard sunken wood, just cut into the shape of a pillow.
Even if it's a hotel, you don't have anything shabby for your guests.
"These are...... Did you bring your own? ”
I pointed and was stunned for a while, and then stammered and asked.
"Yes, the original quilt and pillow have been replaced by me, although it is very comfortable to sleep, but sure enough, Tia is still used to sleeping like this, and nodded coquettishly.
This girl is obviously a princess, but what kind of simple life does she live in the Heradik tribe?
I felt the urge to rush up and hug Tia for a bit of doting.
The Heradik tribe is not poor, and it may be very difficult to stay in the desert, but after breaking the seal, this group known as the mage race will definitely not worry about money, with magic that is better than the Jīng spirit race, they have the means to make money, but Tia, as a princess of the clan, can still maintain simple habits, which is such an awe-inspiring noble quality.
"Fanfan...... Like this? For some reason, Tia suddenly asked like this, and her expression seemed a little anxious.
"I don't like it or not, most people want to sleep more comfortably, but it's nothing, if you practice outside, the conditions are even worse."
I thought about it for a while, and replied vaguely, I can sleep, but if I can sleep more comfortably, I will still choose to enjoy it, and I will not go to this kind of cold and hard wooden pillow.
"Eh~~~ That's the case, is Fan Fan thinking so......"
I don't know if Tia understood the meaning of my words, and stared at her thoughtful expression.
"Ready, Celebratory Banquet"
After a while, the dessert prepared by Tia was placed on the round table, saying that it was a banquet, but in fact there were only a few plates of nuts used to serve in the bar, and a bottle of wine, and two glasses.
"Do you want to drink?"
I was a little uneasy, and although I didn't know much about Tia's drink, I could tell from the last welcome party that Artoria was at least much better than me.
"Fanfan is not good at drinking, I know." The girl playfully stuck out her tongue and filled the cup with wine.
"So, just three drinks."
"Oh, of course it's fine, thank you, Tia."
I was moved with tears in my eyes, or Tia was considerate of herself, if I had three glasses of wine, I could even stick to the Sark crystal wine, could it be that the Heradik people could still make a stronger wine than the Sark crystal wine?
At this time, Tia looked at the faint golden glow of wine in the glass, but fell into deep thought, and in her mind, the words of her grandfather after the end of the coming-of-age ceremony sounded.
"Tia, you're an adult now, too."
As the great elder of the clan, Tia's grandfather searched the room for a while, and then Jiā gave Tia a a bottle of wine that she was holding in her hand.
"Ahem, to be honest, grandpa, I'm really a little worried, what kind of person will be the husband you will find in the future, but the only thing that reassures me is that although your heart is pure, it is precisely because of such a pure heart that it is like a pool of clear and immaculate water, and any unclean face-inflow can be easily identified, so I don't have to worry about you being deceived."
Grandpa coughed a few times and continued.
"And, as the princess of the Hradik clan, I am proud of my beautiful grandson, and I doubt that there is any man who can resist your charm."
"However, I'm not afraid of 10,000, just in case, when you have someone you like, but the other party can't feel your heart for a long time, use this."
After saying that, the unscrupulous grandfather stuffed the wine bottle to Tia, gave it a thumbs up, and his teeth flashed.
"It doesn't work against NV people, but you can capture any man, just one glass, he is your person, and when you have a child in the future, I will pass on the recipe of this wine to people to prepare for your child."
This is the end of the memories.
Child...... Is it?
Rao is Tia, and when she silently recited this word in her heart, which was enough to stir the hearts of all NV people, her cheeks were also hot.
Just let Fan Fan drink this...... Will you be able to have children for Fan Fan in the future?
However, Tia still had a little doubt about the unscrupulous grandfather, so she automatically added the original amount of one cup to three cups, so that it would be foolproof.
Tia clenched her fist tightly in her heart.
Capture the Great Battle of Fanfan...... Begin
In the plot of God's Birthday, it is absolutely necessary to push down one person and say, uh-hu-hu~~
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