Chapter 1208: A certain fan's [inspirational] propaganda
Chapter 1208 A certain fan's [inspirational] propaganda
Sure enough, there was no chance for everyone to stop it at all, and the curtain that had just fallen suddenly twisted and twisted, accompanied by crackling fights, cheers, knocks, knocks, from here to there, knock knock, and then back to this side from there.
The audience was puzzled for a while, what kind of trouble is this, is it the ingenious opening of the next performance?
But the next show ...... Look at the program schedule, it's an acrobatic performance with broken armpits and broken eyelids and toothpicks, right, it's a show with a name that sounds clear at a glance and makes people want to lower their heads and concentrate on eating popcorn uā, when did it become a martial arts drama?
In the end, with a bang, the fragile curtain finally couldn't stand the fight of the three iǎ guys, and was pulled hard, and the whole fell down, and a huge black cloth dozens of meters long and five or six meters wide fell from the sky, which was really a little spectacular, just like a fisherman casting a net, no, he caught three iǎ fish.
I saw the big black cloth spread on the stage, with three iǎ pieces bulging high in the middle, entangled together, constantly writhing, like three squirrels that had fallen into the depths of the five fingers and were scurrying around like headless flies.
But not long after, with a hissing sound, this tragic black cloth was torn apart after all, but it still couldn't withstand the violence of Kajieer's half-angel.
Kajie'er, who was the first to fan her white iǎ wings and drill out of it, blinked her tearful cute big eyes, and found me sitting in the special seat at a glance, just like a chick who had just escaped from the terrifying dark world and ushered in the warm embrace of her parents in the light, the elder of "Chi~~~~" let out a childish and coquettish shout, and Zhang Da's two immature iǎ hands flew up.
"Hey, what's wrong, my iǎ cute."
I hurriedly put the Lena in my arms, lightly on one side, and made a little room to welcome Kajie'er's rǔ Yan Toulin.
Knock ————
It's like the sound of the impact when the iōng mouth breaks the boulder, I burst into tears, this iǎ angel has a vague bit of the demeanor of the iǎ ghost, then again, if I'm not mistaken, the dark world is also a setting of power and reaction, can it be said that the brains of angels and ghosts are not afraid of collision?
After Kajie'er, Xil-Si and Eco L-also took advantage of the cool to get out of Kajie'er's torn opening, ran up angrily, and pulled Kajie'er, who was lying in my arms and refused to move, from behind, trying to tear the sticky iǎ angel away from my arms, while Kajie'er used her two iǎ hands, grabbed me tightly, turned around, and bit Xil-Si and Eco viciously
With Lena in one hand, Veras in the other, and the twins and iǎ angels who are constantly fighting, I just think it's easier to fight that painful worm again.
Fortunately, there is a dead end here from the audience, and most of the audience can't see this side, otherwise if this scene is seen by tens of thousands of viewers, they don't know what to laugh at.
Hearing the deafening y-deafening laughter from the audience, I couldn't help but hang my head, obviously it had successfully ended, but at the last moment......
Now I finally understand what it feels like to raise my hand to greet the audience after successfully crossing the finish line for the first time, but because of negligence, I fell and fell in front of tens of thousands of people who were cheering and celebrating.
"My lord, what are we going to do now?"
Veras took my hand and asked worriedly.
Because the audience's emotions are too jīlie, the next show that was originally prepared has become impossible to unfold, who wants to run on stage at this time, and make a warm noise for other programs, and no one will set their eyes on performing in front of their audience?
Even Linya and Lena didn't expect this and frowned for a moment.
That's right, at this time, it's time for me, the "Zhiduoxing" Wu Fan, to appear, and I am known as Mr. Key, not bragging, always becoming useless in useful places, but always becoming useful in useless places, which is my specialty.
"Dad, I'm sorry, it's all West L-Silk (Eco's fault.)
Realizing that such an accident was caused by themselves, Xi L-Si and Eco L-Echo hung their heads in regret.
"What is there to apologize for, the so-called father, isn't it only when the NV makes a mistake that he shows his value?" I made a bold declaration, hugged the two princesses, and kissed them heavily on their pretty faces.
Typical NV theory of child control
When everyone heard this, they all sweated in their hearts, only Carlos's eyes lit up, as if he had found the only confidant in life.
"Brother, what should I do now?" Lena, in her arms, raised her head and gave her a worried look.
As for what she was worried about, whether she was worried about the scene in front of her, or worried about the upcoming action of someone who had become unstoppable and wanted to come forward to solve the problem for her precious NV, only she knew in her heart.
"Peace of mind."
I automatically categorized Lena's worries into the first category, first picking her up, entrusting Kazier Jiā in her arms to Veras, so that Lena, West L-Silk, and Echo L-Echo were here to watch, and then alone, with a solemn breeze on his back, strode onto the stage.
In the original world, is there any good way to make the audience's blood boil and quickly cool down?
There is only one answer, two words – advertising time.
Just as I saw the two peerless swordsmen, performing their last move, and the victory was about to be decided, suddenly the picture turned, and a big bald head jumped out, grinning stupidly in front of the audience, and put a bottle of shampoo in front of iōng, to say a word.
"Use Pan [beep], I'll see it."
Is there anything more than this that can make the audience's blood boil and suddenly have a tight bladder?
Absolutely nothing
"Ahem, everyone be quiet, be quiet."
On the stage, I shouted loudly into the magic megaphone, probably because of the identity of this generation of the Great Elder, the laughter in the audience was finally contained, so that my voice could reach everyone's ears.
"Thank you all for watching this performance of the Alliance organized by Grand Elder Akara, and on behalf of Grand Elder Acala, thank you all for ......"
After the rambling scene, I coughed a few more times and whetted my appetite before continuing slowly.
"Being able to hear everyone's laughter is the greatest encouragement and reward for this alliance performance, but if you can't enjoy the fun brought by the next performance because of this, it will be a huge loss for both everyone and for the actors who have worked hard for us.
Motivational publicity?
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, they are all surprised by this fresh term, although the text is very easy to understand, inspirational propaganda, but how to inspirational, and what kind of propaganda method?
"Well, please keep admiring." He bowed slightly, and at this time, the black curtain that had just been torn off by Xi L-Si Aike L- and Ka Jie'er was also replaced and hung up, and the time was just right.
Behind the curtain, I pulled an engram out of my pocket and smiled evilly.
Old man Farah, Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, it's time to pay for the last missing person notice, since you have done the first year of junior high school, don't blame me for doing fifteen, use this......
This......
This......
Hey?
What is this?
I looked at the engram in my hand, and suddenly.
I just know that there must be something terrible in this, and I can enjoy the image of the pleasure of revenge, but I can't remember what the specific content is.
Amnesia again?
I'm having a headache and pressing the sun, isn't it a little too much lately? The day before God's birthday, the memory of the whole day completely disappeared from his mind, and now, in his hand, he held a memory crystal that had forgotten the content but remembered the effect.
Could it be that there is a connection between the amnesia of that day and the encapsulative crystal in his hand? I'm going to come to such a bold conclusion, stupid dementia or something, I will never admit it.
But without much to think about, the curtain has begun to rise slowly.
Seeing this, I hurriedly stuffed the engram in my hand into a magic array that had been prepared in advance and could automatically supply the engram with the ability needed to play the image, inlaid it in the groove, and then quietly retreated from the stage.
When the curtain was fully raised, a melodious piece with the flavor of the saxophone and accordion slowly played on the stage.
"This piece is ......"
I tilted my head and let out an exclamation.
It's Canon Song, how is it possible, the Dark Continent doesn't have the skills of this style at all......
I'm more and more sure that this memory crystal is my masterpiece, and only I, a traverser, can copy this song, but I really don't have any impression of the content in it.
Let's read on.
When everyone was intoxicated by the elegance and silence of the Canon song, the memory crystal slowly projected the image onto the entire stage, as if a holographic projection movie was playing.
There was an exclamation from the audience, even among adventurers, engram crystals are rare, not to mention civilians, most of them are seeing engram crystals for the first time.
In that image, the sparkling and beautiful water like a galaxy is displayed in front of everyone, making the audience feel as if they really smell the smell of water and the scene of fish swimming happily in it.
The camera gradually zooms out, and the original endless bō light is shining, gradually, and gradually becomes a big river, the reeds bent over by the wind, the glorious pebbles all over the river, and the fish that leap out of the water from time to time, with the grace of the canon, weave a fairyland on earth for the audience, and all the people are sunk in it.
The camera is still zooming out, pulling high, gradually forming a high-altitude bird's-eye perspective, the spacious river has become a winding road with a silver and white light, at this moment, a shadow suddenly appears in the picture, constantly leaping by the river, a little blurry from a distance, unrecognizable, probably a joyful iǎ deer playing by the river, dancing out of the graceful and light jump.
As if the light figure was the protagonist, the next second it appeared, the whole camera suddenly zoomed in, and when all the audience was caught off guard, it gave the figure a close-up shot.
I saw a tall and sturdy man with bronze muscles shining all over his body, posing as a big peng with wings spread, stretching his arms, tapping his toes, and flying with a restrained smile like jumping into the sky like a wind.
With the sparkling river as the background, as bright as a galaxy, it seems that his sturdy and tall body has really broken free from the constraints of the earth and flew into the high, mysterious sea of stars.
Originally, there was nothing wrong with that.
The premise is that the man's eyes are not blocked by a black-thick bar, his crotch is not mosaic, and he is wearing clothes......
"Puff puff puff
There was a sound of water spraying in the audience, and the feeling of falling from heaven to hell made them feel the despair of vision for the first time.
"Oh oh oh, Lina, look at you, I'm also on stage......"
In the crowd, a triumphant voice suddenly sounded.
"Poof"
Before she could finish speaking, Karina, who was still turning into an angel, smashed the wolf tooth bāng in her hand.
However, just when everyone was about to collapse in their hearts, the camera turned again.
This time, it turned to the vibrant reeds that bent over and danced in the wind by the river.
A large reassuring exhalation sounded, as if to say, the hell of a farewell at last.
But before he could breathe it out, a short figure suddenly appeared in the reeds, hiding inside, picking up the reeds, and secretly, Jujīng looked at the light and tall figure by the river that was constantly leaping like the wind.
This fellow knew at first glance that he was a dwarf, and the eyes on his boxy face, and his neat white beard, were also obscured by a black-horizontal bar.
The audience squirted water again.
It's disgusting, it's disgusting enough for a big man to luǒ run by the river, but the guy hiding in the reeds and peeping at this disgusting scene with a jujīng god and even yearning and worshiping gaze seems to be even more disgusting.
"Kill him, I'm going to kill that guy......"
In the auditorium, there seemed to be a faint roar of a certain guy.
The scene seemed to end there, the scene gradually dimmed, and finally settled on the dwarf peeping on the reeds, the big brown-face that seemed to be determined to something.
Before the audience could breathe a sigh of relief, the tune of the canon suddenly became jīang, and a bad premonition flashed in everyone's hearts at the same time, and sure enough, it ......
Without warning, the dwarf who appeared in the scene just now suddenly transformed, wearing only a hula dance, dancing in the frame, constantly twisting his waist thicker than his ass and iōng bore, and his short and thick limbs.
Moreover, it seems that in order to highlight the dwarf in this scene, the effort and sweat put in, on the screen, one by one such figures appear as if they have cast shadow clones, horizontally and vertically, above and below the side, constantly twisting, twisting, twisting, and twisting again.
All of a sudden, the entire stage was filled with hundreds of thousands of dwarf figures from all angles dancing disgustingly and vigorously, as if the whole world was left with the dancing thick waist.
"Knock-knock-knock-"
There are already new viewers with poor psychological tolerance, foaming at the mouth and falling down.
However, the disgusting and hard-working figure seems to have not been rewarded accordingly, and in the picture, he is constantly ridiculed by others.
This is also a matter of course, and the audience, who barely managed to hold on, thought at the same time.
Immediately afterwards, the scene switches to the river, on the tall figure of the [Light Spirit] luǒ rushing and flying, and the defeated dwarf, as always, is hiding in the reeds and peeping.
"Still ...... Keep jumping? ”
Suddenly, the riverside luǒ man stopped and asked at the dwarf's hideout.
Silently standing up from the reeds, the dwarf nodded wordlessly, his eyes moistened with grievance.
"Why am I different from others?"
Sitting on the edge of the river, looking up at the sky, the dwarf looked at his fat body and asked dejectedly.
"Why...... Do you want to be like everyone else? ”
The tall man who was still naked and wearing a mosaic gave such an answer with a gentle smile and an old man's mouth that had gone through countless years of vicissitudes.
The dwarf was stunned for a moment, staring blankly at the senior in front of him.
"Dance is alive"
The big palm fell heavily on the dwarf's shoulder, and the smile of the tall man was filled with infinite wisdom and kindness.
"Don't be bound by your own body and the gaze of others, forget a qiē, gently close your eyes and feel it, you can feel the wind gently blowing through your body."
Saying this, the riverside luǒ Ben Nan turned around, took out a neatly folded and boxy dance costume from nowhere, handed it to the dwarf who had broken down with tears in his eyes with a gentle smile, and said the last sentence.
"Let the wind ...... Guide your own dance. ”
"That's right, that's right, that's what I'm waiting for, this sentence"
In the audience, the voice that didn't know when it would be resurrected shouted proudly again.
"Poof"
With the blood splashing, Karina, who had blue tendons on her forehead, turned into an angel again, and flew the wolf tooth bāng in her hand.
In the days that followed, the dwarf followed the riverside Luǒ Bennan, wearing his own grass skirt, and the two of them kept writhing, leaping, twisting, leaping, twisting, leaping, leaping, leaping......, leaping, twist
The audience who can still insist on seeing here is already numb in their hearts.
Even though he was ridiculed, and even in the end, his beloved grass skirt was torn and trampled, and Luǒ Bennan, who taught the dwarves, was arrested by soldiers for public indecency and faced more than five years in prison, the canon song played on the stage was still jīang, showing the dwarves' unwavering determination to dance.
The picture gradually becomes a chrysalis hanging on a branch, full of cracks, burrowing out, turning into a butterfly with wings spread, flapping its beautiful wings on the surface of the reed river......
The music suddenly stopped, and the picture turned dark, and then, slowly, the outline of a stage emerged, and the audience was full, making people feel that this was a very grand performance.
In the silence, the curtain on the stage slowly opened.
Suddenly, in the silence where the pin fell could be heard, there was a sudden thunderous roar, and the unprecedented jī ang canon, in the midst of everyone's surprise, instantly pushed the atmosphere to a high peak.
At the same time, a figure that seemed to have broken through the chrysalis and turned into a butterfly leaped out from the edge of the stage.
That's right, looking at the outline of this figure, you can see that the dwarf has completely changed, no longer the previous fat body shape, but has become thin, tall and thin......
"It's my favorite fish."
Dressed in a gorgeous magic youth costume, while reciting the transformation lines, the flying Farah jumped out of the stage while turning the skinny iǎuǐ of the crystal demon in his hand.
"Puff Puff ——————"
This time, the remaining audience, which had been numb, was finally wiped out, and no one in the huge audience could stand safely.
Especially those guys who experienced this scene in Jīng Ling Square and thought that their heart's endurance was unmatched, after suffering a second heavy blow, they finally couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood and fell down......
With the end of Farah's magic transformation dance, the picture finally dimmed, and finally a few big words appeared.
As long as you work hard, you can do it too
"Wu iǎzi, I don't share the sky with you"
The roars of Farah and Muradin, both resounded high above the special seats......
It feels like this chapter still hasn't been written, alas.
P: I can't imagine the yin of inspirational publicity, please search for a Thai touching advertisement by yourself......