"Actually, you have another choice," the little girl skimmed over a large pile of paper documents, quite formal Yazi, "sign your name, and you can deduct 500 years in prison." ”

Wang Duofu was suddenly startled, "I'm wiping, isn't it the legendary 85-degree gray?" Hehe, Lori body, sister heart, it turns out that you like this mouthful. ”

The little girl shivered inexplicably.

Just now, she felt that she was being watched by Wang Duofu, inside and out, several times.

That disgusting feeling made her want to beat the bastard bastard in front of her into the eighteenth layer of hell immediately, peel the skin and cramp, fry first and then fry, crush the bones and scatter ashes, and never be able to live forever.

But the current rules of the prefecture do not allow her to do this, if she wants to quickly achieve the goal of making his soul scattered, she can only pull out a smiling face like a sales lady, urging Wang Duofu to sign the contract quickly, while secretly cursing in her heart, "Sign it quickly!" Sign now! Give me a soul! Perverted! Scum! Stupid pig! Social Animals! ”

Wang Duofu was silver for a while, and then he wiped his hand and looked at the document in his hand expectantly.

"Hehe, I don't know what 'projects' are, let me take a look, huh?"

I saw that the title of the document reads - "Reality Show Cooperation Framework Agreement".

“？？？”

He is not very proficient in English, so he is only satisfied with the oral level of everyday conversations such as "How are you?", "Fine thank you, and you?", and "I'm fine too".

It is enough to have in-depth exchanges with foreign friends, but he is still a little frightened by the obviously lofty English abbreviation of "T.C.O", but fortunately, his focus is obviously not here.

Reality TV? What reality show? Is it the rhythm of a small movie?

"Do you show your face? Or will you play the mosaic kind? Does the director have any special requirements for the filming time? Uh, it doesn't matter if I have, I'm a thief in physical fitness! A gentleman asked with a serious face.

“？？？”

"Show your face? Mosaic? How long is it still filming? What is with what, this is! ”

Feng Shui takes turns, and now it is the turn of the little girl to look confused.

Seeing that the little girl was such an unprofessional Yazi, Wang Duofu shook his head and sighed, and at the same time flipped through the contract of the reality show by himself.

I saw that it was written above:

"Party A: Gods arbitration committee (GAC)."

“？？？”

"What are you doing with Whart are you?"

"A strong atmosphere of middle two is coming, there is wood!"

However, looking at the surrounding environment and looking at all kinds of dead strange ghosts, Wang Duofu still put away his strong desire to complain and continued to watch.

"Party B: Blank."

Naturally, I am waiting for myself to sign that shiny and handsome name.

"In view of the very special, solemn, eternal and sacred effect of this contract, in order to facilitate your smooth understanding of the terms and contents of the contract, it is hereby explained as follows:"

"I. A Note on What is T.C.O."

"'T.C.O.' The chosen one, translated into Chinese as 'The Heavens Boss Online Dealing', is a large-scale epic mythological survival reality show."

“？？？”

Seeing this, Wang Duofu could no longer hold back his desire to complain.

"The Heavens Boss deals cards online? God meow heavenly boss! Do you think you're a sexy dealer on some unknown website? Please, will it cost a lot of money to hire a serious translator?! ”

"T.C.O, tsk, look at it, people's English abbreviations are still a little bit, is it proper to be tall? Your translation is good, "The Heavens Boss Deals Cards Online"? Do you dare to be grounded and smell a little more, hey? ”

Wang Duofu endured the feeling of constipation and turned the second page of the contract.

"II. The Background of the Emergence of T.C.O."

"In the 21st century, with the vigorous development of Internet technology in human society, concepts such as 'big data' and 'platform thinking' have gradually infiltrated into the field of gods and become the hottest topic in the circle of gods."

“……”

Wang Duofu slapped himself hard, and then forcibly suppressed the desire to continue to complain.

"After entering the Internet age, the thinking of the gods has also begun to keep pace with the times."

"In order to snatch the increasingly scarce 'power of faith' and resolve disputes between the gods in a more 'civilized' way, the GAC invited Steve Jobs to serve as the design director to co-develop a large-scale epic mythological survival reality show called 'T.C.O.' (The Chosen One)."

Wang Duofu's soul of complaining began to burn irrepressibly again.

"Steve Jobs? You said you didn't work on Apple 13 down there, and you fucking played 'crossover'? Heifer, you don't have children, but you can make you bad! You said you robbed Spielberg of his job, did they agree? Did you say to the Dream Ward in advance? ”

At this time, a "ghost" whispered, "Brother, "Toy Story" was filmed by Jobs, and it is more than enough to be a program design director. ”

"Yo, Uncle Jobs, I didn't see it, you're really a fucking all-rounder."

was exposed to the uneducated old bottom, Wang Duofu hurriedly pretended to continue to read the terms of the contract to hide his embarrassment at this time.

"The gods share a small portion of their divine power with the GAC through an agreement."

"The GAC has used these divine powers to create hundreds of thousands of parallel planes with the Earth as the basket."

"In these planes, the GAC has implanted various versions of modified myths and legends, and created a god-level AI 'tree of life' to monitor and manage 'copies' of each parallel time and space, and to score and rank the performance of the god's spokesman."

Listen, listen! The soul of the middle two is about to overflow the various settings of the paper! Still 'divine power'? Still 'parallel time and space'? Still 'god-level AI'? Why don't you go to God!

This can't be called an exaggeration, it's just spicy eyes, okay!

If it weren't for Wang Duofu facing a soft and cute ghost at this time, and he was also stepping on the legendary Huangquan Road under his feet, he would have no doubt that this contract was from the hands of a certain deep two-dimensional fat house.

He took a deep breath to calm down and continue to look towards the second half of the contract.

"III. Other matters that need to be explained"

"1. According to the requirements of the confidentiality agreement, you do not have the right to view the clause at present, please sign a contract to unlock it first."

"2. According to the requirements of the confidentiality agreement, you are not authorized to view the clause at present, please sign a contract to unlock it first."

"3. As the spokesperson of the gods, you will compete fairly in various derivative 'copies' such as various myths, fairy tales, and urban legends."

"4. In the dungeon, you will be authorized to own a part of the divine power of the gods, and this divine power will be presented to you in a form that is easy for you to understand, such as 'skills'."

"5. There are three main ways to obtain skills, one is that for every time you successfully pass 5 dungeons, you will get 1 chance to randomly draw skills (note: the lottery can only obtain the exclusive skills of the gods to which you belong); The second is to exchange the 'God's Chosen Coins' for designated general skills through the 'Tree of Life' (note: the gods' exclusive skills cannot be exchanged in the market), and the third is to learn from the characters in the 'Dungeon', or from the books or albums that record the 'skills' obtained in the 'Dungeon' (the former can only be unlocked when the intimacy with the characters reaches a limited level and takes a long time to learn, while the latter requires a certain amount of 'Brave Points' to learn). ”

"6. After each 'dungeon' is cleared, you will get a certain amount of 'Chosen Coins', 'Brave Points' and a random item according to the score of the 'Wisdom Tree'."

"The Chosen is the T.C.O.'s universal currency, which you can use to purchase items and even transcendent creations in the Shop, trade them with other Spokespersons, and of course, exchange them for real-world currency to improve your real life. (Note: This currency cannot be purchased directly from the shop for various bloodlines and skills). ”

"'Brave Points' are the special 'currency' of 'T.C.O.', which are directly bound to the soul of the 'Spokesperson' and cannot be traded. These points can be exchanged for various god and demon bloodlines and skills at the 'Super God Box'. ”

"In principle, random items only randomly select the equipment or items that are applicable to your level, and the item attributes are random, and the probability of drawing high-quality items is positively correlated with your 'lucky' attribute."

"Yes!" When Wang Duofu saw the word "lucky", he already understood that he had no chance with the random best equipment.

"7. The winner of the game will gradually accumulate a variety of extraordinary powers in the dungeon, and when your extraordinary strength reaches the level of comparable to the gods, you will have the opportunity to replace the 'old god' god position that was originally eliminated by the gambling game and become a new god."

"8. After successfully passing the first trial dungeon, you will be officially promoted from the 'candidate' of the gods to the 'spokesperson' of the gods. As a side benefit, you will also receive 1 chance to be resurrected and respawned for free after you successfully complete the Trials dungeon. ”

"9. The gods solemnly promise you that they will not forcibly erase or tamper with any of your memories, and will encrypt and protect your brain, so that no external force can snoop on your personal privacy."

"10. The GAC will hide your identity in the real world after resurrection, and you may decide at your discretion to continue to hide your identity in the real world, or try to contact other spokesmen of God, and if necessary, the GAC will also provide protection for your personal safety in the real world."

"11. In order to maintain the order of the real world, unless approved by the 'Tree of Life', the items obtained in any copy cannot be brought into the real world, and the item rewards obtained in the copy will be temporarily sealed until the next time the copy is opened, and they can be used normally."

"12. For items that are allowed to be brought into the real world by the 'Tree of Life', you can use the 'Chosen Coin' to redeem the item into the real world, but please note that when the item is brought into the real world, the efficacy and quality of the item will be greatly reduced, and the process is irreversible, please choose carefully."

"13. After returning to the real world, all your skills, bloodlines and character attributes will be temporarily sealed, and for this purpose, you will use the 'stand-in' identity provided by the GAC to live, and its character attributes are the last attributes you had before you died."

"14. If you accidentally 'die' in the real world, your soul will return to the 'empty room' dominated by the 'Tree of Life', and you can choose to spend a certain amount of 'Chosen Coins' to buy another 'stand-in' to resurrect it, or you can choose to stay in the 'blank room' where the 'Tree of Life' is located until the start of the next quest."

……

When Wang Duofu saw this, he was irrepressibly excited.

"A chance to resurrect for free? It's a temptation you can't resist. ”

Frankly speaking, his death is a little unclear, and there are still many, many regrets in his whole life that have not had time to be realized, too late to fill, and after resurrection, he will completely retain the memories before and after death, and even in the copy, which is much happier than the vast ghosts that are about to be "formatted" on the current Huangquan Road.

Moreover, according to the 14 rules, this is basically equivalent to whether you will be "killed" in the real world. - Even if it is dead, it is nothing more than another stinky skin, and the "me" is still the same "me".

it! What a fucking benefit! This is a fucking drought and a rainstorm, and a widow is born after a long drought!

Did he really let the old Song Tou in the east of the village say that he was 'a peach blossom, or not Jitai'?

However, after years of tempering ruthless 'fate', Wang Duofu has always understood one truth, that is, free is the most expensive.

The more favorable the terms of the contract, the more Wang Duofu is afraid of the hidden routines, and there are also the two "overlord clauses" at the beginning, which are blatantly not allowed to be seen.

If you want to say that there is nothing wrong here, Wang Duofu's head is willing to be unscrewed off and kicked by the GAC as a ball.

And there's that "Clause 13" of the cheating daddy......

"Obviously I'm dead, why is the unlucky physique still ghostly!"

Fortunately, Wang Duofu is an open-minded person, an optimistic person, a person who has departed from high-end interests, and a person who is full of the spirit of Ah Q.

He quickly adjusted, and comforted himself by the way, "They are all people who participate in the game of the gods, and they are not a little unlucky physique, so there is no need to worry about them at all." When I clear the dungeon, be crazy and lucky, possessed by the European Emperor, win the lottery, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of my life from now on, I will let those who looked down on me come to work for me! Hum! ”

But he seems to have forgotten, or selectively ignored, that the "Article 13" clearly states that "the character attribute of the stand-in is the last attribute you possessed before your death".

In other words, in the real world, luck is more or less constant.

One life, two fortunes, three feng shui, the "life grid" is ethereal, but this thing is like the underlying logic of an intelligent program, and sometimes even if it is a god, it is quite troublesome to change.

……

At this moment, Wang Duofu obviously didn't think about it so much, but he signed his name on the contract, and waited for the development of the follow-up events with some expectations.

At the moment when he finished the last stroke, he only heard a soft sound of "ding", and a prompt sounded in his head.

"Ding! The contract is successfully signed, and the T.C.O. framework agreement is effective immediately, congratulations on joining the Decay God deck......"