The "people" are still unsatisfied, and it is estimated that it also coincides with the fact that among these deceased, there are a lot of Douban bigwigs, and the on-site film review is coming.

The "people" associated with the stalk of the condensation of aircraft excrement into a "deadly spear", and the "smell" and "pay attention to environmental protection" flew up.

In an instant, people seemed to forget the sorrow of death, and they were all immersed in a sea of joy.

But some people are also appealing: "Hmph, it's really exciting to eat human blood steamed buns." ”

"Look how pitiful he is, he let the urine ice poke to death, and you still laugh!"

"Don't go through the suffering of others, don't persuade others to want to open."

But this voice was soon drowned out in the endless laughter of all kinds of jokes.

Wang Duofu almost even wanted to die again, he saw that the "treasure girl" in front of him was like a know-it-all and knew everything, so he couldn't care about everyone's ridicule anymore, and hurriedly asked:

"How are my parents now, they are white-haired people sending black-haired people, are they too sad?"

The little girl opened the "Book of Life and Death" and looked at it, "Don't worry about this, they have long bought you a high personal accident insurance, if I am not mistaken, the compensation is as high as 5 million, of course, the beneficiary is written in their own name." ”

As soon as these words came out, the melon-eating crowds who were already waiting for a new round of melons to ripen and fall suddenly stood up from their wheelchairs excitedly.

The entire Huangquan Road was like a fried pot, and there were bursts of laughter.

"Needless to say, it's not biological, it's done"

"If you hadn't died early, I guess your parents would have invited you to go hiking with you."

"Ding, the parents team pulled back a head, and now the score is tied 1-1."

Wang Duofu couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, but he still said stiffly: "Hey, is there anything wrong with you?" Can 5 million be exchanged for a son, I am the only son in the family! ”

"In fact, they created another little brother after you went to college, but you didn't go home much, and they deliberately hid it from you, so naturally ......"

Speaking of this, the little girl spread her hands and shook her shoulders helplessly.

Wang Duofu hurriedly interrupted, "No, you wait a while, I found out that this suspense drama is developing more and more in the direction of family ethics drama?" How can I have an extra brother? My parents are all this age, can they still do it? ”

In the face of Wang Duofu's self-complaining that he has been "disqualified in the world", the "audience" has gone crazy.

"Hahaha, what's in it for you to laugh at me? I don't have an inheritance anymore. ”

"Parents are true love, you are just an accident."

"Your focus is so superficial, like me, it's different, dare to ask your father this year? How is it maintained? Is there any ancestral secret recipe for nourishing yin and nourishing the kidneys? ”

"What doesn't tonify the kidney, if it doesn't work, it won't work, it's a disease, and it has to be cured!"

……

The little girl ignored the stinky poverty of a group of dead ghosts, and said with a puffed up face, "The 'Book of Life and Death' can't be checked so carefully, but it is an indisputable fact that you have a younger brother, which is more accurate than genetic identification." ”

Not to mention, this playful little appearance is really good-looking.

As a singleton old otaku who is erected every morning, in the face of this situation, what is the cause of death, parents, and insurance money, Wang Duofu has long been thrown out of the clouds.

His gaze wandered between the little girl's face and breasts, and finally he rubbed it and muttered: "Good girl, I felt quite big just now, and now it seems to be even bigger......

"Oh no, it's the feeling of heartbeat, he can't take his eyes off ......"

A group of male ghosts also unconsciously peeked at him under his psychological cues.

The little girl seemed to be simple-minded and didn't notice their small movements, but her patience had obviously been exhausted by Wang Duofu, thinking that there was still a task on her part, she turned around and wanted to leave, but she didn't expect that the skirt was actually dragged by the guy in front of her who didn't know whether to live or die.

may have been aroused by the topic of inheritance by the "people", but Wang Duofu said shyly: "Gu Liang, what, I have an ancestral chromosome here, I want to give it to you, please be sure to accept it." ”

"By the way, can the civil servants of your prefecture get married? How much does the bride price cost? The real estate here in Difu is not expensive, I have a dream for my parents and ask them to burn me more. ”

As soon as these words came out, all the ghosts were shocked.

It's just that there are too many slots at one time, and I don't know how to spit up.

The suffocating silence lasted for a full three seconds, and after three seconds, a tidal wave of complaints rained down.

"Don't say it's a centuries-old stalk, you said you're a ghost now, and you're still a chromosome, do you still have that function?"

"Some people, when they see that the little girl is willing to say a few words to him, he thinks that they are willing to give him a monkey."

"The young guy is strong, come up and let people be the bride, the young guy is great, I want to make the bed in 3 seconds."

"People are flirting, if you are left behind, this is teasing, and if you are talked, it will be considered harassment."

"The ghost is poorly matched, aren't you afraid of reproductive isolation?"

"What makes your love blur the lines between races?"

"Big brother, listen to my advice, it's still too late to stop."

"Don't ask, start ...... three years"

……

This time, it can completely provoke the main owner, in fact, the little girl's heart has already roared into a small-brained tiger.

"He's meowing, the tiger doesn't wield, you really think of me as a HelloKitty? I have been eating Lao Niang's tofu again and again, and he is addicted to meowing, right? ”

The little girl's temperament changed, and her eyes were like silk, "The chromosome thing will be put aside first, and it doesn't matter if the bride price is not a bride price, so you say" She looked around, "And you, you, have been staring at the old lady from the beginning, cough cough, this girl's chest is looking, right?" ”

"No, no, absolutely not!" Wang Duofu hurriedly denied it.

Just kidding, he's not a fool, as a qualified gentleman, can he admit this kind of thing to his face?

Naturally, the male ghosts also shook their heads.

The little girl made an almost feminine gesture with her breasts touched. "Is it pretty?"

Wang Duofu suddenly went to the seven souls, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's not good-looking, it's not good-looking!" ”

It took a long time to react, and he quickly nodded like pounding garlic, "Good-looking, good-looking!" It's so good-looking! ”

In fact, it wasn't just him, but the male ghosts who were peeking just now had their eyes straight at this time.

The little girl kept all the voices and smiles of these people in her heart silently, and was secretly thinking about how to deal with these piglets.

"Dare to tease the old lady, hum, all of them will be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell!" She glanced at Wang Duofu, "But it seems to be too cheap for him, this ghost wants you to scatter your soul, and you will never be able to live forever!" ”

The little girl suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly took out the "Book of Life and Death" and carefully checked it.

"Gender goes without saying."

"Wang Duofu, Wang Duofu, and the "Gods arbitration committee" (GAC) (GAC) recommended 'candidates' are only one word different, and a small tampering with the background data is not a concern. ”

"In terms of age, well, I feel that the 'candidate' is older, but the men in their 20s and 30s are about the same, and I don't think it's a big problem."

"As for appearance, don't say whether the 'GAC' will care about what a junior 'candidate' looks like, even if they are more serious and check, those European and American immortals are all severe patients with Asian face blindness, and even Taishang Laojun and Zhenwu Emperor can't tell the difference, so it must be the same."

"But for the sake of safety, let's change it together, anyway, it's just a matter of photos."

"The most important thing is the initial attribute points, and the GAC will strictly control this aspect, and the comprehensive points given by the GAC to this 'rookie show' are 21 points, let me take a look at ......"

"Wang Duofu, male, 26 years old."

"Initial Attribute: Strength: 3 (Note: The standard level of otaku, 2 points lower than the average for ordinary adult males)."

"Dexterity: 3 (Note: Nothing but hand speed)."

"Stamina: 2 (Note: Addicted to work, getting thinner)."

"Intelligence: 8 (Note: The light of wisdom is obscured by sand sculptures)."

"Spirit: 9 (Note: The mentally ill have a wide range of ideas, the second forced youth has a lot of joy, and the spiritual world of the single nobleman is always beyond your imagination)."

"Charm: 3 (Note: This guy always attracts people in weird ways)."

"Lucky: -7 (Note: Let's put it this way, this guy is alive, which is a kind of luck in itself)."

“？？？”

The little girl thought she was dazzled, but for the first time, she saw a negative value on someone else's initial attribute, and checked it three times repeatedly, only then did she confirm that the initial attribute value was indeed correct.

The little girl reacted instantly, "I see, no wonder I will be poked to death by 'urine ice'." ”

"But the total number of points adds up, it's exactly 21 points," the little girl's eyes lit up, "so it's no problem." ”

The little girl also had a plan in her chest at this time, and she said confidently: "Okay, the evidence is collected, and I have a showdown." ”

She pointed with her fingertips, "You, you, and your group, just now you actually dared to openly molest this ghost, okay, like to do it, then you don't have to be reincarnated, from now on, all of them will be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell, sentenced to 100 years, charged with disturbing the order of the underworld, interfering with the ghost's performance of official duties, as evidenced by the 'Huangquan' audio and video recording." ”

Well, with her finger, the ghosts on the entire Huangquan Road suddenly went two-thirds.

She pointed at Wang Duofu again, "And you, as the main offender, the crime will be added to the first degree, and the sentence will be 500 years!" ”

"Nani?"

All the ghosts were shocked, "Didn't you say that the 'police and the people are a family'?" Everyone is just eating a melon, how can you eat it in prison, police officer, you are obviously 'fishing law enforcement'! ”

A certain law examinee shouted, "I protest, you ghosts brutally enforce the law and despise the rights of 'ghosts', even if these are put aside, just say that you are a little ghost can convict and sentence us?" You say 100 years is 100 years? You say 500 years is 500 years? I really just opened my mouth to come! The underworld is owned by your family? Who has given you the power? For your series of illegal acts, I want to appeal to your higher authorities, and I also reserve the right to file administrative lawsuits against you. ”

"The one I just spoke, the sentence is added to 1,000 years."

"You! I want to appeal! I'm going to sue you! ”

"Year 2000." The little girl's tone was flat and expressionless.

I saw that the ghost was pale, glaring angrily at the little girl, but he didn't dare to say another word.

The little girl sneered in her heart, "Hmph, do you really treat yourself as a dish?" The law enforcement of the prefecture is so arrogant!"

A middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears, a big gold chain and a big gold watch folded his hands and made a Buddhist salute to the little girl: "Hello this little benefactor, I am a registered disciple of the ** Temple, and I am usually dedicated to the Buddha, doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, and I have helped many stumbling girls, you see, will my sentence be exempted?" ”

A sneer rolled into the corner of the little girl's mouth, "3000 years." ”

The man was stunned for a moment, "I have a Buddha card as proof!" I have a Buddha card as proof! You can't do this to me, I'm going to go to the Jizo King Bodhisattva to sue you!" ”

The little girl removed all her disguises, allowing the unique aura of the ghost to spread throughout the Huangquan Road, and the ghosts once again experienced the tremor from the depths of their souls.

I just heard her learn the tone of "scum scum" and said, "Spend a few stinky money to buy a registered disciple and treat yourself as a Buddha?" Hehe, when did Buddha cultivation become cabbage, so worthless? Don't say that you are cultivating a fake Buddha today, even if you are cultivating a true Buddha, the King of the Earth Bodhisattva will still not be able to protect you, I said! ”

"The ghost is a big man, and the little one is wronged!"

"The ghost is sent to the adult, and the little one knows that it is wrong!"

"The ghost is an adult, there are old ghosts in the small family, and there are little ghosts below, you can't separate us like this!"

For a while, the entire Huangquan Road fell into the atmosphere of crying dad and calling her mother, which made the little girl feel very satisfied.

At this time, everyone woke up like a dream, looking at Wang Duofu, the culprit, and didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a while.

Someone smacked a mouthful of thick phlegm on the surface of Wang Duofu's feet.

"Phew, broom stars, they were all killed by you."

"That's it, it's not enough that we are unlucky to die, but we will also be affected by the eighteen layers of hell!"

There are also those who shoot rainbow farts in the name of derogation, "Lord Ghost is something you and other vulgar things can tease?" Don't pee on yourself, the toad wants to eat swan meat. ”

In general, the crowd was furious, and they couldn't wait to eat Wang Duofu alive.

They didn't realize at all that their eyes were on themselves, and whether they saw it or not, what had to do with Wang Duofu.

Wang Duofu didn't care much, after so many years, he was used to it, and others thought he was unlucky, so there were fewer times to pour dirty water on him?

"But then again, I'm so fucking unlucky to even be a ghost, hey, 500 years in hell? 500 years is 500 years. ”

Just when he was about to have another "ghost disqualification" on the basis of "disqualification in the world", he suddenly heard the little girl in front of him tempting like a demon, "Actually, you have another choice......