The praying mantis gargoyle appears
The stone statue actually moved!
What's even worse is that Tang San didn't notice the abnormality behind him at all!
Who would have thought that this Nima would move? And the scythe actually fell on his bald head.
Just when the two scythes were about to slash at the bald headβ
The blowing snow on the ground suddenly turned his head to look at Tang San and said, "Found it, found it!" β
It's the eye of blowing snow - the mantis scythe that had already fallen immediately stopped in mid-air and petrified again!
Fuyuki looked surprised, completely unaware of the change in the stone statue.
In fact, the stone sickle was only five centimeters away from Tang San's bald head, but these two people didn't notice it at all!
Tang San only scratched his bald head, still talking to Blowing Snow: "Found it?" Impossible, what did you find? β
Blowing Snow pouted, stretched his arms into the grass, groped for a long time, and pulled out something.
Pleasantly surprised: "Look at you!" β
Well? Tang San narrowed his eyes and looked at it, then grinned: "The poor monk saw it, where did you find this thing?" Isn't it all rotten? β
"Rotten?" Blowing snow looks like it's not, it's black and soft, what kind of wooden heart is this, it's clearly a rotten peach!
"Who threw the peach in the grass! I'm! Dare to throw things in the park, let me touch me and kill him! After saying that, he angrily threw the peach a few hundred meters away, turned around and went into the grass to continue looking for it, still not giving up.
The sweat in Tang San's heart, this mother-in-law is really Biao.
Isn't it true that if someone throws a peach, you will destroy them? Still unreasonable?
But he was also secretly rejoicing, after all, the broken piece of wood was hidden in his pants, and the woman could not be found anyway. She's going to give up in a little while, hehehe......
After Blowing Snow turned his head back, the stone statue sickle on Tang San's head moved again......
There were only five centimeters left, and no one was going to stop the scythe this time.
"Brush" and cut down on this bald head!
That's it! Tang San suddenly had a tactic backwards! Raise your head and smile and look up - the stone statue, found!
That stone scythe was instantly petrified on the spot! When did Nima's bald head be discovered? How can it be! Does he have eyes behind his back?
How could this bald head suddenly find out when he didn't have the slightest alertness just now?!
Tang San raised his head and said with a smile: "Oh, tonight's night is so beautiful, I haven't seen so many stars for a long time." β
The praying mantis statue was stunned: What? Didn't you notice me, just look up at the stars?
You're welcome to that stone statue!
The sharp scythe slashed down at the bald head in an instantβ
"Click", it really cut up!
This! Isn't Tang San's bald head unsafe?
Who would have thought that a stone statue would suddenly light up and attack humans with a scythe? This is also too wicked!
Are parks so dangerous these days?
Tick...... Tick...... Tick......
The brown liquid flowed down Tang San's bald head, it was blood!
But why is the bald head still attached to the body? It stands to reason that a meter-long scythe will not be cut off with a single click?
Tang San smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame - it was actually the sickle that was broken!
This...... The statue is petrified.
It turned out that the moment the sickle was cut down just now, Tang San raised his hand with a brush, his two fingers were 100% empty-handed, and he pinched the sickle off the spot!
It was not the bald head that bleeds, but the severed scythe!
How can this stone statue still bleed?
Tang San put away his smile, tilted his head and asked loudly, "What do you mean!" You also want to attack the poor monks? β
The mantis stone statue that was pinched off the sickle was immediately shocked, how to react at this time? Then the stone statue only trembled slightly, and did not speak in response.
Could it really be just a stone statue?
Tang San didn't believe it, he had already sensed the strange aura here, and continued to scold loudly: "Speak!" Otherwise, the poor monk will not be polite! β
"No, no, no, no!" The praying mantis stone statue waved its hand baldly, shook its head constantly, and actually just spoke!
This Nima stone can still move and speak? Can you still swing your head back and forth like this?
What a! Won't the stones crack when they move back and forth like this?
Unless there's only one possibilityβ
Tang San scolded angrily: "Are you a human being, or a stone? β
The praying mantis stone statue was pinched with half of the scythe, and he wanted to retreat, but his scythe couldn't be pulled out, so he could only answer in a panic: "No, I'm not!" I'm nothing! β
"You're not? Dare to quibble, the poor monk will blow you up to see if you are not! β
The big praying mantis immediately panicked: "Wait! I'm a weirdo, I'm a weirdo! β
"Weirdos? Didn't you just say you were nothing? β
"Grass, you just asked me if I was a man or a stone, of course I wasn't, I'm a weirdo! Is there something wrong with you? β
Oh, I see.
"It's the poor monk who treats you as a human being, it turns out that you are really not a human being!" With a force in his hand, he directly grabbed the half of the sickle and dragged it over hard.
Tang San's strength was so great that he could have thrown this mantis monster directly and smashed it to the ground.
"Bang"!
As a result, when I looked closely, there was only a broken sickle that was dragged over and smashed to the ground...... Where's the weirdo?
When he turned around, the place was empty, and the mantis monster actually disappeared.
Fled? Slip faster than a horse!
"Splash monster, where did you escape!"
Blowing Snow on the side had already been awakened by the battle between the two people, and at this time, she rushed over and pounced on Tang San and asked nervously, "How are you bald brother, are you okay?" β
Seeing the blood stains on Tang San's bald head, he immediately stretched out his hand and touched it: "You see your head is bleeding, I'll wipe it off for you!" β
"No, it's not a poor monk...... the words came to his lips, Tang San suddenly had an idea and swallowed it back, and said instead: "It's a little blood." It was the stone monster just now, and it also snatched the wood heart, and the poor monk will go to it now to settle accounts! β
It's a good trick to blame others, Tang San did a good job!
Blowing Snow was stunned for a moment when she heard it, but then said: "Don't! Take it away, snatch it away, the main thing now is that you are injured, don't care what kind of wooden heart it is, your head is okay, right? β
This...... This woman!
Tang San hurriedly dodged her hand: what the hell was she doing? How could such a sturdy woman suddenly become so tender, so understanding, and so reasonable! And what's going on with this inexplicable love?
Tang San was a little overwhelmed......
Blowing Snow was also stunned: Why is this bald head still hiding from her?
Then she showed a spring-like smile and said to Tang San brightly: "Don't be shy, bald brother, in fact, this is what I am, I have always been such a gentle and kind person~"
ββ¦β¦β
"Hee-hee, do you know why I didn't let you chase that stone monster?"
"For ...... Why? β
Tang San muttered in his heart: Could it be that in the heart of your little lady blowing snow, the status of the poor monk is really much higher than that monkey? So don't monkeys, monkeys should also take care of the poor monk's injuries first?
This......
His heart began to pound, and he was overwhelmed by the charm of the monkey monkey for a long time, can he finally raise his eyebrows now? Yes?
Hahahaha......
Blowing Snow responded with a smile: "Because I don't want you to chase it~ It's hard in your pants, in fact, I found out a long time ago~"
Pants hard bangbang?
Could this woman be trying to ...... me
Blowing Snow suddenly glared at the apricot eyes and pinched it!
Directly asked, "What is this?!" β
Lying on the grass! She actually caught it!