Roll up your sleeves and get dry!
This woman is not human!
Tang San was about to go crazy at that time, she actually grabbed it directly! She actually grabbed the hard thing in his clothes.
Is this woman the devil?
Do you know what that hard stuff is? It's the wooden heart that Tang San hid in his pocket!!
Caught red-handed by this woman! When did she find out?
"Hmph. Hide it, don't you? Dare to play Miss Ben, don't you? β
"Poor monks don't ...... In fact...... Poor monk, I ...... You ......" Tang San, who had always had iron teeth and bronze teeth, actually stammered, this is really a spectacle.
"Hey, hey, hey, ......"
A shrill laugh came to mind in the darkness.
"Who?!" Tang San looked up and saw that there was actually a huge black shadow on the branch above his head.
The shadow suddenly spoke, "Are you two humans from the Scattering Clan?" Do you want to laugh at the old men? Wha! β
"Innocent! Lao Tzu won't die of laughter so easily, you better think of other tricks! Hahaha laughed to death, and it was hard to ......"
Tang San opened his eyes and took a closer look, the black image on the tree was like a disability, the left and right were asymmetrical, wasn't it the mantis monster that had been dragged off by Tang San with a sickle just now?
I didn't expect it to hide in a tree.
This guy was a white stone just now, how did he turn black now?
"Splash demons, what the hell are you doing? Wasn't you just a rock? β
"Stones, haha - do you know street art! If you apply some powder, you really think of Lao Tzu as a stone? I've never seen you so easy to deceive, hey, hey, hey, hey, look around you! β
As soon as these words came out, Tang San and Blowing Snow looked around in shockβguess what?
The dozens of stone statues on the side of the road actually all moved, and their strange faces turned to Tang San and the others, and they laughed wickedly while saying "hehehe" with ill intentions.
What the hell is this Nima! Dozens of stone statues actually came alive at the same time!
"Hey, hey, hey." "Woohoo." Quack quack. β
β¦β¦
The scene suddenly became a sea of laughter, and all kinds of weird laughter with bad intentions poured into the ears of the two.
Smiling and smiling, the dozens of stone statues had already surrounded Tang San and the two of them.
At this time, Blowing Snow stretched out her arm again to block in front of Tang San, and said firmly: "Don't be afraid, bald brother!" I'm here! β
Or is it so righteous?
"You can pull it down!" Tang San pushed her away and said disgustedly, "What do you see your two legs shaking?" β
Sure enough, Blowing Snow's legs trembled like breakdancing, but she explained: "No, no, no, I'm just hungry and a little weak, not because I'm afraid." You trust me! β
"Okay, well, I believe in you, I believe in you. Hurry up and sit down and rest. This kind of scene has to be suppressed by the poor monk himself! β
"Hold down?" The mantis monster above his head smiled, "Bald, can you hold it down?" The strength of Lao Tzu is like an exploding coffin board, can you hold it down with you, a human from the coin clan? β
"If you can't hold it down, you have to press it!" Tang San was ruthless, and at the same time, his arm pointed violently at the top of his head, and asked loudly at the black mantis monster-
"Splash demons! Whoever is your surname, report your name quickly! β
"Hahahaha!" The mantis monster's laughter shook the branches and trembled, "Since you asked sincerely, Lao Tzu will tell you compassionately-me!" Tiger-level weirdos! Fat mantis ginseng! Acquaintances, hurry up and hand over your dog's life! β
What a big breath!
Tang San lowered his arm and drew a circle around him, pointing to the white stone statues that were only surrounded by dozens and asked, "Then who are you?" β
"Hey, hey, hey......" The weirdos let out a grim smile and began to report their names one by one-
"Tiger-level weirdos!"
"Wolf-level weirdo Xiao Wang Ba!"
"Tiger-level weirdos, little white snakes in the waves!"
"Wolf ......"
ββ¦β¦β
Ugly voices came and went, one after another, swearing to Tang Sanxuan that the disaster was coming.
If these dozens of weirdos were to be served together, just making dumplings would be able to squeeze out the stuffing of Tang San and the others.
What should we do now?
If you flee to the side, the inner three layers and the outer three layers are impermeable; If you flee upwards, there will be a mantis monster guarding the sky at the top of the treeβ
I really want to catch the two of them in the urn!
The gargoyles signed up for ten minutes just to sign up, and finally it was the last oneβ
"I, Octopus Beasthand, Disaster Level, Wolf Level! By the way, it was the one who tripped you over this human woman twice. Ha ha! What do you think? Is it good to fall? Hahaha! β
This Nima!
When Blowing Snow heard this, she stepped forward and scolded angrily: "It turned out to be your dog, and you actually tripped me twice?" If you dare to trip me again, Miss Ben is hungry for sizzling squid! β
When the weirdo hears this, heh, you still want to eat me when you listen to this breath?
Trouble!
"Lao Tzu repeats, I am an octopus little beast, not a dog! Look at how many legs I haveβa full four! Can it be the same with a dog? β
Tang San's heart was sweaty, and he said in his heart, what happened to these stone elephants? What's wrong with a bad brain?
"Just dare to provoke the poor monk?"
As soon as these words came out, there was a dead silence on the scene, and no one dared to respond.
At this time, the praying mantis on the top of his head said strangely: "Bald head, Lao Tzu just wants to ask you, you haven't walked out after five laps?" Didn't think about what was going on? β
Heh, when Tang San heard this, he raised his arms and responded mockingly: "Poor monks have liked to go around in circles since they were children, can you manage it?" β
"Don't load coins, you've clearly fallen for our dizziness! Don't think you can't get out of here in your life, hahaha. β
"You monsters, the poor monks have put up with you again and again, why did you murder the poor monks again and again! What kind of heart do you have in peace? β
When this sentence was spoken, all the weirdos on the scene were happy.
"Hahahahahaha
The weirdos started laughing.
"Isn't this bald head a two-to-two? And asked why we arrested him? β
"yes, yes, isn't it stupid? Isn't it natural for weirdos to eat humans, and why? β
"Brother, don't talk about this, just say that this bald head is worth 20 million, and the brothers won't come to arrest him? When weirdos are not short of money, how? β
"Twenty million? I've heard that his bounty has gone up to two thousand and one! β
"Another 10,000? Nima is a bald ATM! I like it! β
"Do you like it? I haven't said I like it, why do you like it before me? β
"Lao Tzu likes it first, how can you drop it!"
As he spoke, the gargoyles began to fight among themselves, and several of them had already fought......
That's it?
That's it??
Tang San smiled coldly: "The rabble. β
Blowing Snow quietly came over and pulled the corner of his clothes to remind him: "Don't be careless with the bald brother, there are many people on the other side,
We didn't eat again, in case we were both ...... by them."
"What if you don't eat?" Tang San criticized sharply, "The poor monk was on the Lingshan Mountain back then, and what happened if he didn't get a drop of water for three days and three nights!" Didn't you just faint for a day and a night, and then be revived by my master? I'll ask what if you don't eat! β
"Huh? Dizzy for a day and a night......" Blowing Snow was speechless, "You faint now and try to see who can save you?" β
Tang Sanyi waved his hand: "Don't talk about those useless ones, the poor monk will deal with them now!" β
I had to roll up my sleeves at that time!
Alas? Can't get it? Thinking about it, when I was already fighting with those monsters in Lion Camel City, I tore off my sleeves, what kind of sleeves are you pulling? Just get to work and you're done!
However, although I didn't roll up my sleeves, I also picked up the red handkerchief on my wrist, and I suddenly felt a sigh in my heart, and I remembered my wife in my homeland again.
Suddenly, a warm current rose in my heart, just like drinking a bowl of hot pickle gnocchi soup, and my stomach was instantly full.
Thinking that there were still family members waiting for him in the distance, Tang San immediately gave birth to a blazing flame in his heart, and immediately excitedly rubbed his hands and shouted at the strange people-
"Come on, come on, let's do it!"