Sure enough, it was that trick!

The monsters screamed and fled.

Three giant red balls of light are ready to attack with the power to destroy the world, and once they make a move, all living beings will die!

"To Lao Tzu—"

Without waiting for the Great Peng Eagle to release his big move, Tang San punched him into the atmosphere.

Three balls of light bloomed in the distant atmosphere to create three red mushroom clouds.

"Knock-knock-knock-"

The end of the play.

"Hold the grass!"

"Dig Cao!"

"Wowo wo noy!"

The remaining 4,999 weirdos were directly stunned and frightened-

The Golden-Winged Dapeng King, the strongest, most powerful backstage, and most cannibalistic dragon-level monster in Journey to the West, exploded in the atmosphere without releasing a single move.

What's going on here?

How did he, a lowly and insignificant human being, do such a thing? The youkai are going crazy.

Tang San blew his smoking fist and turned his head to face the demons: "Poor monk's punch, is it okay?" ”

"Demon monk, what are you hanging! Coo~" The shit shell man pointed angrily, and the cold sweat on his face flowed down like a cascade.

This bald head is by no means a normal human being, it must be some kind of super S-level hero! Definitely! Definitely! Definitely!

"Hexagram?" Tang San retorted angrily, "Your grandfather and I only beg for food, and I don't know how to tell fortunes!" ”

"Fortune telling? Who tells fortunes? What kind of fortune is it? What did I just ask? The shell was stunned, "Who am I, where am I, where am I going?" Goo~"

The other monsters were also 4998 confused, blinking their eyes and looking at each other.

One sentence directly pulls the IQ of all the monsters back to his own level, worthy of Tang San!

"The poor monk asks again! Which side is the way to Tang? If you don't tell me again, the poor monk will beat and blow up everyone present. ”

Tang San was really angry, he was in a hurry to go back to Tang Kingdom, how could he waste time with these 5,000 monsters here.

No one dared to answer.

The shell monster's mouth opened wide and didn't close for a long time. Suddenly, a string of sharp sneers erupted from the depths of his throat: "Giggle, coo, hey, hey, hey." ”

Well?

"Hoohoo haha, quack, quack." For some reason, the 4,999 monsters present burst out laughing at the same time, and the laughter shook the sky, and they all leaned forward and fell back with laughter.

"Bald donkey, you just said to blow us up? Goo Goo ~ 1 dozen 5000? You can't do arithmetic, Sabi! ”

"Oh?" Tang San frowned slightly, he really didn't know much about arithmetic, if the monster wanted to compare with him in arithmetic, it would be a big trouble.

The shell monster instantly bounced up a four-meter-high giant ball, and leaned lazily on it with his arm: "This Dapeng eagle is a sand coin, and the old men have long been unhappy that he eats alone, and it is just right to die, saving the grandfathers from doing it." Goo~"

These monsters change their faces faster than horses. The shock just now was swept away, and one by one they showed a hideous smile.

This is going to eat his rhythm!

"Are you trying to stop me?" Tang San raised his eyebrows, "That poor monk had no choice but to break the vows." ”

"Kill a weak eagle and think you are invincible in the world? The monk is going to beat someone, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, oh, roar. ”

Tang San ignored the monster's ridicule, and broke his hand and counted: "1, 2, 2, 4......"

The shell lang snorted in surprise: "Huh? What are you doing, bald? ”

"Count and see how many seconds does 5,000 take to waste?" Tang San didn't even raise his head.

The shell Lang grabbed the in his hand: "Noisy Nima, it's tired and crooked!" Goo~ Brothers, give it to me! As soon as these words came out, 4,998 monsters responded in unison.

"Eat, eat, eat!"

Tang San was also angry, and tore off his two sleeves: "Lao Tzu doesn't believe in Buddhism anymore!" What a good one. ”

1vs4999！

The 4,999 flood beasts poured down one after another, engulfing Tang San in an instant, and the scum couldn't be seen, stacked layer after layer.

The weirdos opened their appetites, and in the end they didn't know who was in front of them, but they wouldn't let go anyway, and the scene was a gluttonous feast.

It's hell on earth!

At this moment, in this pile of strange people, something is surging underground......

“123456789-10-11-12…… 101-102-103…… 1001-1002-1003…… 2001-2002-2003…… 4997-4998-4999！ ”

"Oh oh oh oh even euro ou!"

Tang San broke out of the monster and soared into the sky!

5,000 monsters were wiped out on the spot!

It takes 20 seconds! Clean and unrelenting! And that's --

One!

Fist!

Tang Dynasty!

Monk!

"Who else !!!!!!!!"

Well? Actually missed a youkai? Tang San threw a glance over, and the other party immediately raised the big knife in shock.

"And slow ......" didn't have time to dissuade him, and the other party collapsed directly and killed himself.

This...... What does this scare people and monsters into!

"Hey......" Tang San sighed, then his legs weakened and he lay down, "Hungry...... Starved to death the poor monk......"

The crisis was successfully resolved.

Tang San finally survived, and then he began to loot the loot against the monsters on the ground.

Three steamed buns and two bottles of mineral water - eat them directly, and quickly recover their vitality and become alive again.

A box of coins – what pattern? At first glance, it is fake, just throw it away.

5001 mobile phones - the same thing as bricks, no use for fart, throw them all away.

A vase, the "Yin and Yang Two Cylinders", seems to have fallen from the golden-winged Dapeng carving, and it died before it could be used, so keep it first, hehe.

A car remote control - press it, the Ferrari sports car next to it screamed, and Tang San was so frightened that he directly punched it.

A remote control for an electric car - the same scream, this time Tang San didn't smash it, he went up and tried it curiously, hey? Can you run? I can actually run! Keep it.

A big, ugly key - could it be the key to a prison cell? What else is the yokai locked up? Keep it.

The loot is collected.

Only the cloth clothes on his body were missing two sleeves, which could not be repaired, which gave Tang San another trace of poverty.

Well, anyway, he was going to disguise himself as a parade.

In the end, he picked up his begging pottery bowl, this thing is a treasure, and he can't go back to Tang without it.

Get back on the road.

Tang Kingdom, 108,000 miles away from Tianzhu.

Previously, Tang San spent two years trekking through mountains and rivers to Tianzhu, and then cultivated in Lingshan for three years. Come to think of it, five years have passed.

"I wonder how my wife is doing now?" In the past five years, Tang San has been thinking about his wife all the time.

In order to pursue the supremacy of martial arts, he put down his newly married wife and went to Tianzhu to learn art, which was really a brave and painful decision.

Thinking of this, he took out a red handkerchief and tied it on his right wrist, which was a lovesick thing that his wife gave him before leaving.

Tied to his wrist, it shows his resolute determination and fiery emotion.

"Wife, wait for me, I'll be back soon!" Tang San silently recited it over and over again in his heart, and the steps under his feet became more and more firm and powerful.

He wants to go back to the Tang Kingdom! Find a wife who has been separated for five years! Become the tyrant of the martial arts, let his wife follow him to soar and enjoy silky!

That's right, this is Tang San's ultimate goal in life.

Now the top priority is to return to the Tang Kingdom, and no demons and monsters can stop him. Dare to block? Then go all the way back and make a road through the satin.

That's it.

Tang San rode on the electric car, towards the bright avenue, towards the ultimate ideal - Tang Guo, and marched mightily!

Out of the Lion Camel City, it is a stretch of mountains.

Tang San's electric car became more and more difficult to climb.

"What kind of broken donkey cart is this?" He almost smashed the rear seat, and this "donkey cart" couldn't run, it was too unreliable.

Riding on the bike like this, climbing the slope like a snail, I am reluctant to get off the bike and push it.

"Useless brute! What's the use of raising you? He raised the branch and whipped the "donkey's ass" again.

At some point, a tall and sturdy figure stood on the edge of the cliff at the top of the mountain, silently watching Tang San's every move......

The electric car finally ran out of power and collapsed.

Tang San pounced and knelt on the ground: "Donkey, what's wrong with you, donkey?" The poor monk has no intention of hurting you, how can I go back to the Tang Kingdom if you die? Donkey?? Evil animals! Climb up for Lao Tzu! ”

The man on the edge of the cliff burst out laughing.

Tang San was surprised: "Who is it!" Immortal? Monster? ”

I saw that the man raised one arm and drew a colorful feather.

"Peacock masters."

The voice is melodious and ethereal, with a singular charm that bewitches the heart.

"Peacocks?"