Old drill wind

Tang San had seen too many monsters since he came down the mountain, and he naturally couldn't let down his guard against this peacock master who suddenly appeared.

"What?"

"Handsome guy, don't go any further." The peacock man spoke, his voice magnetic and full of righteousness, "There is Lion Camel Ridge in front, you can't get by." ”

The peacocks brush their hair, handsome, elegant, and amorous.

"Oh? Why did Lang Jun say this?"

"Lang Jun...... The title of Hao Su, oh oh oh ...... "This man suddenly grabbed his heart, his feet were weak, and he almost slipped off the cliff.

Seeing this, Tang San hurriedly threw away the iron donkey, stepped onto the top of the mountain with an arrow, and hugged the peacocks: "Lang Jun is okay?"

"I'm fine...... Call it again. ”

"Lang Jun?"

"Oh oh oh oh ......" The mouth was shaped into an O-shape, and the peacock masters had angina pectoris on their faces, looking at Tang San's eyes with a look of worship without losing their sulfur.

Tang San was shocked, panicked and let go, and the peacocks fell off the cliff with an "ah".

β€œpia…… Ahh..................h

Looking towards the bottom of the cliff, he had a rough idea of the height of the cliff.

"Good...... Wonderful. ”

It was just an inhuman accident - comforting himself like this, Tang San pushed the iron donkey and continued to climb the mountain.

Pushing and pushing, I felt that the iron donkey was getting heavier and heavier.

Well?

As soon as I turned around, there was a man sitting in the back seat.

The man was wearing a white tights and a seven-colored feather cloak on his back, his face was delicate, and his body was strong and toned, but this touch of green lipstick made people's livers tremble.

"You dead! When did you come up?" Tang San was almost scared to death, wasn't this the peacock master who fell off the cliff just now?

"Hmph, why don't you call me 'Lang Jun'?"

"Dead! Hugh is rude!"

"It's pretty tough, but I like it. In this way, Benye's other fields are halfway up the mountain, why don't you go and sit?"

"Parking to sit and watch the maple forest late? No, no, the poor monk is in a hurry to return to the Tang Kingdom, how can he waste time with you. Go down!" As he spoke, he was about to drive people out.

"Why is the little brother so rude, I have an eye for you, why don't you come to work in my Peacock Cultural Tourism Company?"

As he spoke, the hands of the peacock men quietly climbed up, "Give you a million annual salary, luxury cars to choose from, and Peacock Meijun can choose at will." ”

"Don't mess around anymore. What do you mean by not being able to pass the Lion Camel Ridge?" Tang San was concerned about this issue.

"Oh, you don't know, there is a lion camel ridge men's group on this mountain, two dragon-level weirdos, countless weirdos under his command, 5,000 in Nanshan, 5,000 in Beiling, 10,000 at the east and west intersections, plus logistics and outreach, there are 4 or 50,000 to say the least. But no one who wants to go east will make it through alive. ”

Kook? Strange is strange, people are people, strange is not strange, people are not human!

Tang San estimated that the "weirdos" in his mouth were monsters, and the dragon-level weirdos were the kind of golden-winged Dapeng eagles before.

"Dragon-level? The poor monk just broke one. ”

"You? Hehe, the little brother is really good at having fun, but cold humor is also one of your cute points, Jiumi~"

"Poor monks never speak!!"

This sound directly frightened the peacocks from the saddle, and while tidying up their appearance, they complained angrily: "Why are you so loud." Come on, I'll give you a dance. Look at it, hey~ Look, Elder~"

"Get out!"

"Hmph," the peacock masters reluctantly stopped dancing, "I don't care if you are a monk or not, in short, the masters are going to condemn you as an employee." ”

"Do you want to be cheeky?" Tang San was dumbfounded, "How can you get a poor monk?" Phew!"

After speaking, he threw down the peacocks and walked away.

"Okay, you scratch the monk, the people you want have never been able to escape."

was ruthless, and went up directly and covered his face with a Menghan handkerchief.

Tang San struggled a few times, his hands and feet gradually weakened, and his body lay softly into the arms of the peacock masters.

He completely lost the ability to resist.

The peacock masters gently lifted Tang San's chin, his head was slightly sideways, and he admired the trophy in his hand with green lips: "This posture is really superb!" I didn't expect to go out for a walk in the mountains and hunt such employees, lucky~"

"Monk, you are from the masters."

Fingers gently stroked up Tang San's cheeks, coming to the smooth head, and couldn't help but Mo Mo, Mo Mo, Mo Mo again.

"Huh? Why does this bald head feel so good, Mo Wan still thinks about Mo, Mo Wan thinks about Mo again, Mo has always been cool. ”

Just as he was pouting his head unscrupulously, Tang San's lips suddenly moved: "Kong ...... ...... Finch"

Well? What's going on?

"Peacock...... Man...... ...... Collect"

This Tang San can still speak, he is really a tough guy.

"What do you want me to do, beauty...... Grass! ”

Before the word "male" of "beautiful man" could be spoken, the peacock masters' bodies were squeezed violently, and in the blink of an eye, they turned into a line like a fantasy and disappeared into Tang San's waist.

On that waist, there is a "Yin and Yang Two Gas Cylinder" that was scavenged before.

Tang San fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep......

Ten minutes later.

"Dead, you dead! Don't come near me, I'm going to scream, ahh

Tang San shouted, kicking and shoving on the ground.

When I opened my eyes, I found myself lying on the ground, disheveled. Quickly tightened his neckline, was stunned for two seconds, and began to look around for the peacocks.

"Where is this dead man?" After discovering the yin and yang cylinders on his waist, he suddenly realized.

Taken in?!

He slapped his thigh violently: "Ahh

I didn't expect this yin and yang cylinder to be so magical! It's like a dream.

This kind of earth-destroying treasure is not needed, it deserves the explosion of the atmosphere of the golden-winged Dapeng eagle.

With this baby, what kind of lion camel mountain men's group are you afraid of him?4, 50,000 monsters?? Hehe, what about 4 or 500 million! It's all for you, woohoohahahaha.

Tang San couldn't help but start imagining what kind of sour scene it was to raise the treasure bottle and suck tens of thousands of monsters like a vacuum cleaner.

Hey, yes, yes, yes, I'm looking forward to it~

"This is knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and it is also biased towards the tiger mountains." Packing up, Tang San put the electric car back on.

There was a faint cry from the bottle: "Let me out, let me out, you silver monk......"

"Silver Monk? Am I that valuable?"

"Let people out, huh~"

Hey, goosebumps fell to the ground, "Stay honest, stinky guys." He slapped the vase and headed back into the mountains.

Lion Camel Ridge.

The smoke is thick and demonic.

Although everything that happened was a bit fantastical, Tang San had already begun to get used to accepting everything that was happening in front of him.

After all, even bottles can accept people, what else is unacceptable?

I had only heard of this kind of thing before, but I didn't expect it to really make Tang San encounter it three years later, and it was tens of thousands, tens of thousands, tens of thousands, this Nima monster collective holiday or what?

And what kind of "weirdo" is called, and what kind of mess is "dragon-level, snake-level, dog-level", I don't know what to say.

Tang San didn't care about this, he was a man who wanted to become the tyrant of the martial arts, no matter what kind of demons and monsters you had, if you dared to stop him from going home to find his daughter-in-law, there was only one way to die.

The thoughts of "wife......" have unconsciously flown back to the Tang Kingdom, flew to his wife who had been separated for a long time, and waited for him alone in the empty room for five years......

Suddenly, the strange sound of "Bang, Bang, Bang" echoed in the mountains.

Far away, sometimes near, sometimes far away, it seems to be coming this way.

"Someone!"

Tang San stopped the electric donkey and stopped with bated breath.

"The king called me......" was voiced.

In the thick fog, a spherical shadow gradually appeared, getting closer and closer, and there seemed to be a flag planted on it.

"Walking meatballs?" Tang Sanjiao, what kind of monster is this? Meatballs into essence?

"The king called me to come and patrol the mountain, and I shouted, babble, and scream."

"After patrolling the South Mountain, I patrolled the North Mountain, babbling and shouting......"

This meatball actually has a face! This face actually has a mouth! This mouth is humming a little song!?

"Who's coming?" Tang San snorted.

"The old drill wind is also."