The bald head dies without falling
There is always a etiquette in battle.
But now dozens of tall weirdos, surrounded by a pair of defenseless men and women, is a bit out of decency.
It's impossible to go heads-up, even if the weirdos are willing Tang San doesn't agree-
If you want to go up, you can go together, and wouldn't it be a waste of time if you go head-to-head one by one?
Then follow international practice and report yourself home before fighting!
Tang San looked around: "In the next punch Tang San, dare to ask the monsters their names?" β
Some of the youkai were quite polite, and after he finished speaking, some of the youkai began to reply: "In the lower wolf-level weirdos-octopus little beastmen!" Got it! β
Heh, so polite?
After the octopus finished speaking, the strange people next to him were also ready to open their mouths to report their fame-
But at this moment, the mantis monster on the tree shouted loudly and angrily reprimanded a few ignorant weirdos: "Haven't you already reported your sister's explosive news just now?" If you want to report it, you will report it, are you sprinkling? β
Yes! Didn't you report home to this bald human just now? Why do you ask again!
For a moment, all the weirdos stared at Tang San with big eyes like cowbells, and they all glared at Tang San.
This made Tang San ask upside down, and he forgot about this stubble: yes, didn't people already report their names just now? What more do you ask?
But Tang San was still old and spicy, and responded unhurriedly: "It was the poor monk who was rude just now." It's okay, let's move on. So next, you mantis monsters, octopus monsters...... What else is coming up? Excuse me, but who are you?
Ask one of the weirdos.
The strange man replied impatiently, "Dog! β
"Oh, yes, yes, yes. Then there is this ...... next to him This ......" Tang San's mouth opened for a long time and closed again, opened and closed, and he didn't call someone's name.
This Nima forgot people's names again!
Embarrassed......
Tang San scratched his bald head, looked at the strange people around him, and politely proposed, "The poor monk has a matter, can you please report it again?" β
"Nana's!"
The mantis monster in the tree stood up on the branch of the tree at that time, and plunged headlong into the fork of the tree, shouting angrily, "Bald head! What are you fooling us? Didn't you already report it just now? β
"Yes, I reported it, but the poor monk was a little distracted just now and didn't remember your name, so please report your door again."
There were strange people around him who immediately laughed: "What kind of brain is this bald head, he can't even remember a name, come and come brothers, report his grandfather's name again, let him die and understand!" β
Good guys, one by one they began to sign in again, and they began to sign up: "In the lower tiger level weirdo dog left...... In the ...... of the lower wolf level weirdos"
Good guy, it took another ten minutes to sign up, and this time the self-introduction was longer than before, and Nima even added her own interests and hobbies.
If you want them to report it again, wouldn't everyone be able to give a blind date speech?
The strange people finally finished registering, Tang San nodded thoughtfully, tasted the product, and tasted the product......
The weirdos all stared at his every move with wide eyes, and thought to themselves, what would happen next?
It's time to start fighting, right? Is it better to strike first or later?
Just as the strangers were observing him, the bald head spoke againβ
"Good! In that case, don't waste any more time, you mantis monsters, dog leftovers, octopus chubby hands, and ...... And also...... What's your name, this weirdo? β
Weirdo: "......"
"Oh, I'm sorry, the poor monk forgot your names again. Could you please report your home again? Hey. β
As soon as these words came out, the mantis monster in the tree was furious on the spot, and with a "click", the branch was broken, and it jumped directly into the air towards Tang San-
"Bald, you're so impatient! You can't remember if you report it three times, are you a pig brain! β
As he spoke, the mantis monster that jumped down from the air spread out its limbs, and the snow-bright scythe on its back flashed with cold light and slashed down towards Tang San!
Under the inertia of five hundred pounds of weight, this sickle is unusually swift and fierce!
Not to mention a bald head, even the whole body has to be split in an instant!
The mantis monster roared angrily: "Lao Tzu hates brains the most!" Death to Lao Tzu! β
Immediately after that, the scythe swung downward, and the "stab" pierced the air with a "stab" sound, and came straight towards the bald head!
The weirdos present all stared with bated breath as they witnessed this one-hit duel!
In fact, they were just waiting for Tang San's blood to be spattered on the spot.
For weirdos, the greatest pleasure is to watch humans being toyed with, tortured, and destroyed, which always makes their blood pressure rise, their endocrine secretion accelerates, and they experience a special sense of pleasure.
It's nowβ
"Click"!
"Wow!" The strange people let out a startled sigh and stepped forward one after another, staring at the situation in the arena with wide eyes.
I saw that the mantis monster maintained the posture of scythe slashing, and the asphalt floor was cut by the scythe to create a clearly recognizable ravine.
If you hadn't seen this ravine, you wouldn't have been able to see how ruthless this scythe really was, let alone a mortal human being, even if it was an iron man, it should have been split in half!
And what about bald heads? Has it been cut off?
Ay?? It doesn't look like it's been cut in two, right? It's still complete!
But what happened to him?
The two men in the field remained motionless in their positions, as if the battle was over.
But so far it has not been possible to tell who actually won, as neither man has seen a noticeable pop.
And they all froze in place as if they were petrified, neither moving nor speaking, which made the strange people on the lookers wonder all over.
At this time, one of the weirdos nervously shouted: "Fall! β
No need to ask, this sentence must have been said to Tang San, meaning that he was looking forward to Tang San falling down quickly.
Hearing him shout like this, the other strange companions followed suit, and one or two began to shout one after another: "Fall! Pour! Pour! Pour! Pour! β
For a while, all the weirdos shouted in unison as if they were shouting slogans, "Fall down".
Then, Blowing Snow, who had been watching from the sidelines, looked at Tang San dumbfounded, her eyes and mouth widening and widening, as if she had seen something terrifying, as if she couldn't believe it.
The onlookers also discovered Tang San's abnormality, and they all pointed and exchanged ears: "Look at it!" β
Everyone's eyes were focused on Tang San's body.
Although he stood there steadily, the cloth clothes on his body were actually cut with a long gap!
From the shoulder to the crotch, the big mouth is shocking, as if someone has cut it diagonally!
"Ahh
Her bald brother, a powerhouse in the world who has never been defeated since he met, was defeated for the first time!
And it was defeated at the hands of a tiger-level monster! It's also too ...... It's too wretched!
Heh, people have been cut off, and you are still talking about people's nests here? I don't know if you're dead or not, are you still talking here?
Is Tang San dead?
Tears began to roll in Blowing Snow's eyes, and the figure of the bald brother in his vision became more and more hazy, but he still stood in place like a hard mummy.
This situation and this scene almost made the blowing snow fall into tears-
Is this the unyielding dignity of the peerless strong?!!
Do you have to die standing even if you die?
Bald brother!
You died a miserable death!!