Is it so cool to be a village chief? It's decided!

It rained all the time.

The atmosphere was not harmonious.

Inside the house, Tang San and Blowing Snow had their own thoughts and were speechless to each other.

Outside the house, the three were ready to make trouble......

What really happened in the Tang Kingdom......

And what choices will they make?

"Come, bald brother, Miss Ben has a drink with you."

The two of them were full of ups and downs, putting all the entanglements in this bubbling fat house happy water, and a cup went down to suppress their sorrows.

After a few cups, the atmosphere came up.

Blowing Snow: "Bald brother, just tell me if you're a fake monk, Hiccup-"

Tang San: "What kind of snow is blowing, the poor monks are all good at Oumida Buddha, what do you say?" Hiccup—"

Blowing snow: "Recite a few words of mantra Miss Ben will also, will it affect talking friends?" Hiccup—"

Tang San: "Well...... Haha, hehehe. Hiccup—"

"Hiccup—"

"Hiccup—"

Just when there was a fierce battle in the house, the gang of Ah San finally broke in.

"Holy monk, Ah San has great news for you.!"

Lao San's face was festive, as if he was going to give birth.

Tang San frowned: "What good news?" ”

The old Ah Sanle was about to open his mouth to announce, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was robbed by the woman in black-

"I understand, you don't want to leave the great monk behind, do you?"

Tang San: Do you understand again?

Ah Sanmen immediately laughed: "No, no, hehe-how do you know!" ”

"Sure enough...... Want to grab radishes from this rabbit? You have to think clearly! ”

Blowing Snow's eyes suddenly sharpened, sweeping across a piece of Ah San.

"This ...... Grab turnips? Where did the radish come from? Where? The three of them were all stunned and began to question each other, "Are you stealing the turnip?" I'm still stealing some food! Say it. ”

Tang San smacked his lips disdainfully: "What kind of comprehension ability is this?" What kind of radish are you looking for, so the poor monk asked where the rabbit was? Isn't the turnip in his hand? Where's the rabbit, come out! ”

This gang of Hanhan almost made Blowing Snow laugh crazy: "What IQ level is this?" Hahaha, isn't the radish in the hands of this rabbit? ”

In her hand, she grabbed the corner of Tang San's clothes.

"Go!" The bald head broke free and made fun of him?

But then again-

"Speaking of rabbits, what about the little white rabbit you saved?"

"I'm the ......," he swallowed back when he got to his mouth, and then changed his words, "I ate it." ”

"What!" Tang San was anxious, "Tutu is so cute, why don't you call a poor monk!" ”

After hearing this, the white face of the blowing snow turned red with anger.

"Dead bald, you still want to eat bunnies! Come on, come on, I'm a bunny, you eat me, you come. ”

Tang San drooled greedily.

The blowing snow immediately hugged his shoulders and coaxed: "When I didn't say ......"

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

At this time, the three men standing guard next to them went online again.

"No, aren't we here to announce the good news? Why is there nothing wrong with us? ”

Lao Ah San slapped his head suddenly: "Oh, holy monk, the old slave must congratulate you." ”

"Congratulations?"

"That's right! Just now, we held a general meeting of all the villagers in Asan Village, and the topic of the appointment of the holy monk as the new head of Asan Village was unanimously approved! The villagers unanimously voted that tomorrow will be the day you officially ascend the throne! ”

"Congratulations to the village chief! Congratulations to the village chief! ”

"Long live the village chief, long live, long live!"

"Welcome to the village chief!"

Happiness came too suddenly, Tang San blankly accepted the congratulations of the Ah San, shook hands, took pictures, and put flowers......

I don't know what's going on, but what's going on with a little excitement?

Is this what it feels like to be admired by thousands of people and reign over the world?

"Tomorrow is the enthronement?" It's unreal like a dream.

Blowing Snow on the side scolded them impatiently: "Have you had enough? When you've had enough, return the radish to Miss Ben. ”

Ah San was not happy: "What radish and cucumber?" Our village chief is what you can get? Don't look at your own black appearance! ”

"I'm ......" Blowing Xue was speechless, and turned his gaze to Tang San, "Bald brother, how do you choose?" ”

Ah San's eyes also fell on Tang San at the same time, and now the pressure came to him, and everyone was waiting for his answer.

"Don't hesitate, village chief! After you ascend the throne tomorrow, the 1,000-square-meter other fields in the village will be yours, with gardens, vegetable plots, and cemeteries, as well as large fish ponds for you to swim and play, and dozens of crocodiles in it are old and fierce. ”

"Yes, yes, village chief, when the time comes, you can have whatever you want, endless change, endless socks, and endless fresh donkey milk, it is simply a palace-like life."

"Hehe, and the most important point, as long as you become the village chief, the widow in the village is whatever you choose, and it is all yours. Come to think of it, what a sinful life it was, tsk. ”

“……”

Ah San was praising the immortal life of the "village chief" here, and Tang San was stunned.

What kind of village chief is this, he is simply a soil emperor, what do you want, lawless.

Tang San touched his chin and thought, "This village chief ...... Is this really that cool? ”

As soon as Ah Sanmen heard that they were hooked, they immediately nodded together with more than 20 rattles, and kept hmm

"That's great, the poor monk has decided—can I make a request first?"

As soon as I heard this, I was very excited.

"Oh mom, the village chief finally agreed, Ah San Village is about to take off!"

"The village chief is awesome! How can you make one request, at least twenty! ”

Just as they were celebrating, Blowing Snow, who had been waiting for Tang San to make a choice, finally changed his face.

He slammed the door angrily, and left a sentence to Tang San before leaving: "We are really blind, believe in a negative person like you, be your shit village chief!" ”

After that, he rushed into the torrential rain without looking back and left.

Ah Sanmen looked at this scene in a daze, and didn't dare to speak for a while, after all, he ran away from the acquaintance of the village chief, and said in his heart that he wouldn't make the monk unhappy, right?

Turning his gaze to Tang San, he actually looked like he didn't care at all, and said heroically-

"Let her go, what to do with the poor monks. Let's continue with the conversation—"

"The only requirement of the poor monk is to repair the iron donkey under it, it is best to repair it immediately, it is completely impossible to run after a day of camelping the poor monk."

The requirement is simple.

Lao Ah San replied with a smile: "The village chief can rest assured, he has already fully charged it." Besides, the village chief, you can't ride it, and you won't need to use your own legs in the future, and there will be an electric three-wheeled car to pick you up when you go out, and what else do you need a bicycle! ”

"Hehe, there is no need for pick-up, the poor monk only wants his own iron donkey. By the way, where is it? I'll go and see it, or the poor monk won't be able to sleep at night. ”

"It's in the next room, you don't have to look at it, it's all full."

"Oh...... The poor monk was relieved. But it's best to see for yourself. ”

Why did he keep trying to find that electric car?

"Oops, don't look! Isn't it just a broken car? Come on, village chief, please take a seat, my door Ah San still has a good toast to the village chief. ”

With that, the three began to sit back at the wine table with him.

But as soon as he sat down, Tang San immediately bounced up again, still muttering to his electric donkey: "No, the poor monk still has to go and see, what if the animal suddenly dies?" ”

"Oops, I can't die!" Ah San's mother-in-law couldn't stand it anymore, so they had to hold him down and have a drink with him.

Tang San reluctantly dropped two cups of ice into his stomach, and suddenly covered his abdomen with a pained expression, as if he was about to give birth.

"Village...... Village Chief, what's wrong with you! Ah San immediately panicked, how could this holy monk be poisoned, and his face was so ugly.

Tang San opened his mouth, extremely painful-

"No...... No, the poor monk is about to die! ”