His voice really frightened the crowd present.

"What's wrong, village chief? What the hell is going on with you? One by one, he stepped forward with concern.

Tang San was in great pain, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words-

"To ...... It's going to be pulled out. ”

This Nima. I thought I had food poisoning.

"Bring a basin to the village chief! Fast! ”

Tang San immediately panicked when he heard this: "No, no, no, I can't do it!" The dung is so big that it can't fit in a pot. You wait here and don't move, the poor monk goes out to deal with it, and he will return immediately. ”

After speaking, he rushed out of the room holding his stomach, and the three of them didn't react yet.

It's gone in the blink of an eye, this bald head's leg skills are really not covered, and he walks like flying!

Then the three came back to their senses and returned to a pleasant atmosphere.

"Come on, come on, let's drink first."

"The village chief's alcohol consumption is not good, so he just drank a few glasses and pulled it."

"Ahem, you don't understand this, the master has a lot of feces and urine, the metabolism is fast, and the energy conversion speed in the body is faster than ordinary people."

"Oh, so that's the case, I just said that I only pull back once a month, it's all because I'm too weak."

"Hahaha, it's all the same, I only pull it once in half a year."

The three chatted happily, and the topic soon turned to imagining the future-

In the foreseeable future, with the joining of this divine power "village chief", they will soon be able to conquer the next village, and then dominate the country, break out of Europe and Asia to the world, and then they will be able to wield space ......

The rain is still falling.

The atmosphere is getting more and more harmonious.

Just when Ah San was discussing the stage of occupying the galaxy, suddenly Lao Ah San remembered one thing-

"By the way, why hasn't the village chief come back yet? It's been half an hour, right? ”

This sentence also reminded the other Ah San.

"You won't fall into the pit, will you?"

"Lying grass! Definitely! ”

"Hurry up and save the village chief!"

"I'm going to see which dung pit doesn't want to live anymore and dares to suck our village chief!"

The three rushed out of the room in a swarm to rescue their most precious village chief.

At the door, I happened to meet a woman in black who was sheltering from the rain under the eaves, and the snow was blowing in heaven.

"You rabbit isn't gone yet?"

"Hmph." Blowing Snow didn't bother to pay attention to them, "Miss Ben can leave if she wants to leave, and you dare to have an opinion?" ”

"Heh, at a young age, he is as thick-skinned as the wall."

"Huh? Dare to say it again? You're already a corpse. ”

The other Ah San muttered: "Don't worry about this female nerve, it's important to go and save the village chief." ”

Soon, the gang of assans ran away in the rain, leaving her alone.

At this time, Chuixue hugged her shoulders and scolded secretly: "Dead bald, stinky monk, what kind of village chief do you want to be here!" If I knew that you were such a vain and greedy person for glory and wealth, Miss Ben should have wiped you with a knife. ”

The rain is still falling.

The air was a little chilly.

Blowing snow gave birth to a trace of unwillingness: Is your bald head really so unkind, what is the matter with that night in the cave......

Hehe, she's going to blow the snow and say it all night! Not to mention what it means to not turn on the lights in broad daylight, in the eyes of a good girl, if the lights are not turned on in the house, it is equivalent to spending the night together.

Since it's a night, then you have to give an explanation for your bald head.

"Hmph, Miss Ben wants your reply now, and if you are not satisfied with the answer, she will kill you immediately!"

made up her mind, she also chased after the three people, and she couldn't care whether the men's toilet was or not, and now she had to find a bald head to ask clearly.

In the men's toilet at the head of the village, Ah San stared at the dung pit on the ground with a solemn face.

"This ......"

"Hiss......"

What are they doing in the pit? Aren't they here to save their new village head, Tang San?

Yes, they did come to save him.

There was no trace of Tang San found anywhere nearby, and the biggest possibility left was to fall into the pit.

So hurry up and save it?

But I don't know where to start, this heavy rain has filled the manure pit in the men's toilet, where can I see the shadow of his monk.

The toilet has no light, and the manure tank is relatively rich, so Ah San can't be sure if he is under this pool.

Maybe the village chief is playing deep diving below, and the rich will always play.

"Ah San, take a stick and poke it."

"Where did you get the stick, there's nothing in this latrine."

"Don't you have hands, don't you know if you put your hands in and stir them? Stupid! ”

"Oh, don't hesitate Ah San, is the village chief's life important or is your broken hand important? Hurry up! ”

That Ah San couldn't do it, so he took a deep breath and prepared to start.

His hand was now close to the water......

There are still 2 centimeters left before entering the water......

Everyone couldn't help but swallow hard......

It's still a millimeter away, and it's about to touch......

"Wait!"

Someone suddenly shouted in the darkness to stop it.

Ah San was puzzled by why there were women in the crowd.

It's blowing snow!

Can you go into the men's toilet even as a woman?!

But that's not the point, the main thing is that Fuyuki is now terrified, clutching his heart as if to prevent it from jumping out.

"Huhuhu...... No! Don't do it! Her voice trembled, and she couldn't even breathe.

What the hell happened to her?

The three stared at her suspiciously.

After a while, Blowing Snow plucked up the courage and said, "No...... Don't catch him! What if, what if...... I don't want to see him choke on. I can't, I can't, I can't! It's just brutal! ”

Yes, what girl can withstand such a violent scene! Especially the person I like.

At this moment, Ah San was also shocked and speechless.

An atmosphere of fear and despair began to spread among the crowd, after all, the picture described by Fukiyuki's mouth was so violent that no one dared to imagine how they would carry the bad news if things really developed to that point.

"Ah San, what should I do? Ten thousand...... In case the village chief really ......"

"Don't go on! I'm going to cry. ”

Can you not cry, I finally met such a god man, who carried the hope of all the villagers in Asan Village, and hoped to follow him to get rid of poverty and become rich, how can it be said that choking to death will choke to death!

Now things have reached a dilemma, fishing is not, not fishing, everyone is surrounded by that surging sorrow, and they don't know what to do.

The rain kept falling and the manure pit was a bit embarrassing.

What to do? Tang San, are you in the pit? If so, can you bubble up, so that these people who care about your safety can have a good time.

"Lying grass! What are you doing! Ah San! ”

A thunder exploded in the flat ground, and everyone followed the sound and looked at it, and was horrified to find that Ah San, who was digging the dung pit, had reached into the pool at some point, and was stirring back and forth to touch the fish.

"Ahhhh

The three are almost scared out of, is this three crazy!

"Dung digging boy, what did you touch!"

Na San is still digging out, and he looks very devoted.

Everyone's hearts were in their throats, and they stared straight at the action of digging out dung.

"Roar!" The dung digger Ah San screamed.

The others immediately asked nervously, "What...... What's wrong! Did you touch it......"

"No, no, just clear your throat."

What the hell am I ......

Blowing Snow jumped up and scolded angrily: "You stupid, if you dare to clear your throat again, I will press you in." ”

The other Ah San had black lines on his face, and said in his heart why is this woman so biao.

However, this time, Ah San, who was digging dung, finally closed his mouth and took out his dung properly.

"Ahh

Digging dung, Ah San suddenly screamed again.

This sound made everyone's hearts go into fright.

The snowman couldn't help but curse again: "You fool dare to scream again......"

"It's the village chief!"

That dung-digging Ah San opened his eyes to everyone with a pair of frightened eyes!

“……”

"Yes...... It's the village chief! ”

Did he touch the village chief?

Ahh