Laugh and send you away

That's what it's called?

The praying mantis said strangely, what's the matter, are you still angry when you call you a "demon monk"?

Well, I'll just shout!

"Demon Monk! Demon Monk! What do you think? Are you angry? Are you angry? Hey, hey, hey! ”

Now we have to kill this bald head on the spot.

However, to its surprise, Tang San actually grinned and laughed-

"Hahahaha!"

Still smiling intoxicated, doesn't it look like you're angry?

What's going on?

"Demon Monk! Are you laughing? ”

Tang San laughed and said loudly, "Keep shouting!" Keep shouting! ”

Huh? Energetic?

"Demon Monk! Demon Monk! Demon Monk! Demon Monk! You're a dog better than a demon monk! ”

Tang San: "Hahahahahaha!" Refreshing! ”

Mantis Monster: "I'm ......"

What are you angry about, this title is so cool for Tang San, okay?!

It's so much in line with his cult temperament!

What to do as a holy monk? What to do Jade Emperor brother? He just likes the title of this demon monk.

Don't want it to sound evil, and it's not a positive character when you hear it!

And the people with this title are all villains with great personal charm, and isn't he Tang San just such a character!

"In the lower demon monk, what are you doing?"

What else is there to do? The mantis monster almost stared at it.

What the hell is going on? Are you still going to be shameless?

I still wanted to scold you demon monk and scold you until I had a psychological breakdown, but why did I scold more and more happy?

Is there something wrong with this bald head?!!

This Nima, the mantis monster's psychological offensive has completely failed.

In this case, he simply said: "Lao Tzu fought with you!" ”

With a "click", the broken sickle on the right was broken off with his bare hands!

Lying on the grass! This action startled Tang San.

Good guys, is this big praying mantis so ruthless? Broke all your sickles? Isn't that the equivalent of breaking one of your own arms?

It's a wolf!

"Hmph." The mantis monster smiled coldly on its pale face, and with a "whoosh", shot the half of the scythe at the bald head!

The wind howled and blew without decaying, and the scythe spun at great speed and drew an arc, "whooshing" and flying towards Tang San's head-

Hit?!

As a result, Tang San just twisted his neck slightly, like an Indian woman's vivid neck dance, and dodged lightly.

"Click, click, click...... Boom Boom Boom! ”

When the scythe passed, several large trees behind him were cut off by the waist, and the trunks of the trees smashed to the ground with a muffled sound.

Tang San squinted his eyes, and a nasal voice came out of his nose: "Hmph, it's a bit interesting!" ”

"Kind of interesting? Then let's take a look at it more interesting! ”

Suddenly, the mantis monster broke off the shoulder of the sickle and landed three brand-new scythes emerging from the flesh, bright and shaking, just like the one that had just been sharpened and finished!

What is the structure of this Nima, this strange man's body? How many scythes are hidden in there? It's not scientific.

Hmph, a neurotic smile appeared on the mantis monster's face: "Science? What kind of science is talked about in front of Lao Tzu, I haven't studied geography yet! To show you something more unscientific! ”

The mantis monster lifted his arm and grabbed his newly grown scythe, and then saw a green scythe flowing down his arm.

In an instant, the three scythes that were originally bright and bright were covered with an emerald green color, turning into three green knives, reflecting a green perverted light.

"This ......" Tang San's eyes widened, "Isn't this just ......?"

"Hahahaha!" The mantis monster burst out laughing, "That's right, I've heard that tickles and sickles are more compatible!" What do you think? Lao Tzu's sickle is stained with itchy insects, as long as you dare to take it, it will be stained with itching insects in an instant, swallowing you up and making you continue to laugh again! ”

"Hahahaha! Lao Tzu's purpose is to be an adult beauty, to send the opponent away with a smile? How's that, ready to hit the road with a smile? Hey, hey, hey! ”

Then, the mantis monster jumped three feet high excitedly, bouncing and jumping, holding three emerald green itching knives and jumping towards Tang San.

That jumping look, like a three-year-old child who has just gotten a lollipop, isn't this mentally retarded!

But the more mentally retarded the action, the more chilling it feels.

This Nima, how can you still fight him with itchy worms attached to the weapon! What else can you do but hide?

Who dares to take his move, isn't this looking for an itchy worm to drill?

"Lala~" The praying mantis said innocently while bouncing and leaning over, "Laugh, the whole world is laughing with you, don't be so serious, have a cute smile~ How about drawing a perfect and complete mark for this hunting game?" Woohoo hahaha......haha

Before he could finish laughing, with a "bang", the mantis monster was kicked out, "crackling" through a towering tree branch, and then flew into the starlit night, disappearing......

Hey? Kicked off?

What's going on!

Look to the side, isn't this the King of the Sky!

"How can there be no bird's head, and there are no shadowless feet in Foshan! Look down on him as a dragon-level weirdo? ”

"Mantis Monster, now you know how powerful the Sky King is, right?!"

Of course, these words, the tool man Sky King can't say, all of them are dubbed by Tang San, but they are enough to express our mood at the moment.

You're also ruthless, the praying mantis monster hasn't finished pretending to be done, and you've kicked people away! Don't tiger-level weirdos lose face?

This is the last lone seedling of tens of thousands of weirdos at the scene, and if you don't have any ceremonial ending, you will be directly shot away? Is that really good?

Tang San touched his bald head and smiled slightly, whether it was good or not, that's it. This Foshan shadowless foot is not taught by a poor monk, what is the matter with a poor monk?

Okay! Tens of thousands of weirdos were completely wiped out! Not a single one to stay!

Tang San didn't even make a move!

What is this experience? With this tool man, in the future, he will either go to Tianzhu or take him back to the Tang Kingdom, isn't it also unimpeded, people block and kill, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha?

Tool people are awesome! He is worthy of being a dragon-level monster Sky King!

It's amazing, it's amazing, I'll be counting on this awesome tool man for the rest of my life!

Cow, your sister's big-headed ghost! Look at what it has become to mess with the Sky King, the head is gone, and you are still being manipulated and used, and you still want to fight back to the Tang Kingdom?

Doesn't your bald conscience hurt?

Lying grass, yes!

Tang San only reacted like this, this tool has already broken like this, how will it be used in the future?

Is this still a trip to Tianzhu? If you don't have long eyes when you walk, what's the use of keeping them!

However, his words were immediately heard by the tool man-

The Sky King turned his head violently and glared directly at Tang San, the murderous aura all over his body couldn't stop gushing out!

Tang San was shocked: Isn't it headless? How did you turn your head?

The Sky King's "whooping" bird chirping, raising his leg is a set of Foshan shadowless feet, kicking towards Tang San's bald head!

Nima, this leg skill is really not covered, only see an afterimage, just like a thousand-legged Guanyin!

"There are two hits!"

Tang San sighed with emotion, he didn't move, and then the Sky King Monster screamed and kicked through the air, and fell to the ground without moving......

Tang San smiled coldly: "Wait until you have long eyes, come and kick me again, big brother." ”

Good fellow, this Sky King has no head, he can't see anything, so he kicks and kicks the air!

That's it, it's still pretending!

"Bald brother, how are you?"

At this time, a blowing snow came out of nowhere, and it was off for half an hour, and it was all won before you came out, and it was really timely.

Blowing Snow ran over, grabbed Tang San and asked in surprise, "What's going on?" ”

"What's the matter? Won't you see it yourself? ”

Look around –

In the park under the moonlight.

Tang San blew snow, and the two of them were in the remains of a strange man.

Tens of thousands of weirdos are densely packed around them, like mass graves.

All around, there was a deathly silence......