Fairies don't fart
In the case of being attacked from both sides, and the abdomen and back are attacked by the enemy, how can Fuxue escape?
Pregnant!
Her mind lit up, and she remembered the method of escaping when she was attacked just now!
So this time, she didn't move at all, and let the bird's head on the left and the mantis monster on the right attack.
Just when the left and right sides hit her almost at the same time, she squatted down violently, and the two weirdos collided directly!
"Bang"!
Blowing Snow was overjoyed, and said in his heart that the King of the Sky should be killed by the sickle!
Turn your head and look, I'll go!
What is this? That bird's head is broken, and he can still bite the sickle with his beak?
This Nima is not the same as Fuxue expected!
But it finally gave her a little respite - and it was this precious moment that Fuyuki thought of it!
That's right, she thought of it again!
I thought of a good way to save my bald brother, which was to use the power of the wind.
Give him a blow! Just like the sleeve blowing bugs just now, as long as the wind is strong enough and strong enough, it will definitely be able to wash away all the insects on Tang San's body!
That's right, that's it.
The sleeve tube is no longer usable, the wind is too small. So where should I use it?
"There it is! Bald brother, I've figured out a way, I'll save you now! β
As soon as these words came out, the bald head's eyes widened suddenly, and he turned his head to look at it, looking at Blowing Snow with anticipation, she has a way to save her?
And the blowing snow was unambiguous, she turned her head directly and bent over, and a gust of wind blew out of her clothes, blowing her skirt violently.
"Puff puff" for a while, blowing the group swinging violently!
Go straight to Tang Sanyi!
Oh my god, there was a gust of wind heading around, and the whole body was "hulahula" for a while, just like an eighteen-level tornado.
Tang San's hair was blown out, his teeth were bared, and his facial muscles were blown out of shape.
And the cloth on his body swelled up like a balloon full of air.
As the wind swept back and forth inside and outside his clothes, he saw countless green insects erupting from his cuffs, trouser legs, and neckline, like a sandstorm.
At the same time, the master of blowing snow boldly seized the opportunity to lift the power cover.
Blowing those emerald green itchy insects out of the hood smoothly, and then violently pushed Tang San's body out with a fierce wind, and he flipped on his side on the spot one by one, and the two of them escaped the danger perfectly!
And at the moment when they rolled out, "The thunderbolt burst for a while, and the Sky King and the Mantis Monster, who were originally attacking left and right, collided directly together, and the people flipped on their backs.
Good guy, this set of operations is smooth and impermeable, and it is as beautiful as blowing snow?
I can't believe it's made by blowing snow from heaven!
Especially Tang San, he couldn't believe it! He stood up and blinked his big eyes vigorously, watching this scene in amazement.
What day does the heart say today? has always been a cumbersome blow to snow, how can he still play such a beautiful set of combination punches?
It's just surpassing her IQ and strength!
It deserves a compliment!
Could it be that Tang San actually stopped laughing, which meant that all the itching worms on his body had been blown away by the reading power wind?
Blowing snow really saved him!
This peak loop turns just between a thought, it is really a mountain and a heavy water, and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village!
Tang San turned his head to look at the blowing snow, and shouted happily: "What kind of snow is blowing, add chicken legs to you tonight!" β
However, what I saw was a rare scene of blowing snow-
I saw her clamping her legs tightly, her hands pressing her skirt tightly, her face flushed, just standing in front of her bald head, as if Tang San had done something terrible to him, she wanted to ask Tang San for an explanation!
"You're ......"
Tang San was just about to ask a question when she interrupted him-
The blowing snow looked at the ground next to him, blushed and said, "You...... Don't get me wrong! That gust of wind just now wasn't ...... No...... Not a fart! It's just a gust of wind! β
"Fart?" Tang San scratched his bald head, "You mean that fart that squirted out from behind your skirt just now?" β
Blowing Snow's face was almost ripe, and his eyes glared at Tang San and said, "It's not a fart!" It's the wind, it's the phoenix, it's the wind! How could I be so embarrassed! β
After speaking, he suddenly turned his head in shame and looked at the ground, looking at Tang San with a stunned expression.
The heart said that this mother-in-law is usually very biao, what is going on today? Why are you as shy as a big girl? Don't be a gentleman anymore?
It's weird, isn't it just a fart? What is there to dare to admit?
"Poor monk, thank you for this fart! Blew away the itching worms on the poor monk's body! β
As soon as these words came out, he directly said that Blowing Snow collapsed, shaking his head frantically and screaming-
"Ahhββββββββββh
Those two hands grabbed the hem of her skirt fiercely, and she really looked like a bullied yellow flower girl.
But Tang San only smiled slightly, and his attention turned to his side, because the two weirdos who had bumped into each other just now had already stood up......
The tool man, the Sky King and the Mantis Monster, are two unlucky people who crashed the car.
However, the scene in front of him made Tang San slightly surprised: "Heh! It's kind of interesting. β
Presumably, at the moment of collision just now, the two strange men had a tragic fight, because at this time, the mantis monster was covered with devastation, and the scythe on the left side was also broken, and it was covered with scaly wounds, at least it was not missing arms or legs.
But looking at its breathless appearance, it must have been beaten lightly just now.
Looking at the Sky King next to him, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, good guy, the bird's head is gone, could it be that he was cut off by the mantis kneeling?
This Nima, when did the tiger-level weirdo become so tiger? Can you hit the dragon-level monsters hard? I guess it was just a mistake.
It seems that this tool man is no longer a threat.
And at this time, the mantis monster turned towards Tang San, holding the tight-fitting scythe, and stared at him viciously while panting heavily.
Tang San deliberately looked around, then raised his finger and pointed at himself, meaning you are looking at me?
The mantis's shoulders began to rise and fall, and a series of hoarse laughter erupted from the depths of his throatβ
"Huh...... Hehehe...... I didn't expect to come to this point...... I had an army of tens of thousands of weirdos, and in the end I was wiped out by the rebellion of my own people, and I was the only one left, hehe, what a miserable ......"
Tang San smiled: "You still know, the poor monk said a long time ago, I advise you to be a person, and if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, do you understand now?" β
"Unrighteousness?" The mantis monster roared with an emerald green mantis face, "Why are you telling me injustice??? β
"I have died tens of thousands of brothers, and you tell me that you are unjust? Aren't we weirdos just trying to make money by eating meat, what's wrong with that? You are an imbecile human being, you are supposed to be the ration of a weirdo, why do you have an opinion? β
"There are so many monsters who have died at your hands, what qualifications do you have to educate me? You demon monk! β
"Demon Monk?" Tang San was stunned for a moment, it was the first time he had heard someone call him like this.
"Demon ...... Monk ......"
Since coming down the mountain, he has pretended to be a monk, fighting violently all the way, clearing away the demons and monsters that stand in his way.
As a result, in the end, he himself became a "demon monk"?
That's what was said about him?
Although there are a little more monsters that die in his hands, the title of demon monk is also ......
"How? Nothing to say, right? Demon Monk! β
Tang San was in shock, unable to come back to his senses for a long time.
The praying mantis monster took a look: Hmph, I was really scared by Lao Tzu's three-inch incorruptible tongue to doubt life! Then I will continue to put psychological pressure on you and break your last psychological defense!
And then I'm going to kill you!
"Demon monk, look at the blood on your hands, are you still worthy of being a person? Yes? Do you deserve it? β
"Say it again."
Praying Mantis: "Clams? β
Tang San: "The poor monk asked you to say it again, that title!" β
Call?
"Demon Monk?"