Triggers Auto Defense
Tang San shuddered.
As if he had just woken up from a dream, he was still punching at a mess of mud just now, covered in blood, but now he was standing cleanly in place.
Hey? What just happened?
"Is it another illusion...... Phantom ...... "Before he finished speaking, he lay down on his feet.
The weirdos retreated for a while, and no one could figure out what this bald head wanted to do, why was he lying on the ground for no reason?
"Hum Hum Hum ......"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
"Whahaha The green lion monster couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed wildly with open arms, "Hey, hey!"
The laughter was crazy and hysterical, as if he had just won the $100 billion lottery and didn't have to pay taxes, and even the weirdos next to him who didn't know about it also giggled.
The crazy pleasure instantly infected the audience, and tens of thousands of weirdos burst into laughter, leaning forward and backwards, laughing and crying, and incontinent.
"Haha...... Wow...... Aha, what are you laughing at, Captain?"
"Hahahahahahaha," the green lion monster couldn't straighten his waist, "Huhhahaha...... What are you laughing at, two-to-two? β
"I ...... Ha ha...... I don't know...... Hahahahaha...... Hair...... Hehe...... What happened...... Hey...... Commander?"
"That New Year's dish...... Hey...... I was ...... in illusion Ha ha...... I was anesthetized. "The green-haired lion has finally revealed the truth.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hahahahahahaha The weirdos laughed even more, "Tuan...... The head of the regiment is really awesome...... hahahahaγ β
Tang San sat up abruptly, and the laughter of the audience came to an abrupt end.
"Bring the wine!" Tang San shouted loudly.
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The audience was stunned.
After a while, some weirdos couldn't help but laugh "hahaha" again.
The green lion monster pressed the laughing weirdo to the ground with one palm: "Laugh at your sister's big-headed ghost!"
Looking at Tang San again, his drunken eyes were hazy and his face was ruddy: "Take it...... Belch...... Bring the wine!"
Hold the grass, this is to drink the anesthesia as wine - I haven't drunk enough!
The weirdos were dumbfounded.
It is still the green lion monster who is as calm as a mountain: "Brothers, don't worry, it's just a normal anesthetic reaction, I have increased the dose to the maximum, and anesthetizing a zoo is not a problem."
Strange people look at each other one by one, believing and doubting, is this still called a normal reaction?
"Don't worry, you see."
Sure enough, Tang San burped and collapsed to the ground again.
"Hey, hey, what is the head of this regiment talking about?" The Leo Monster shook off his golden cloak and swaggered up to the front and back, "Is this not done?" So easy!yhh~"
"If you are drunk like this, the head of this regiment will be a drunken fairy duck, hum~" After speaking, he kicked the drunk man on the ground.
"Oh Ola Ola Ola Ola!" Tang San kicked with one leg, and the green lion monster was directly blasted to the ceiling.
"Boom boom...... Caracalla ...... "The rocks from the ceiling exploded to the ground, and the green-haired lion fell directly to the ground.
This......
The strange people hurriedly helped the green lion monster in the rocks up, only to see that his body was already a blur of flesh and blood.
This time it's not an illusion, it's a scorched and fleshy commodity of genuine value. , I can't bear to look at it directly.
On the other side, Tang San was still lying motionless on the ground, as if he hadn't done anything just now.
"Regiment...... Head! Are you alright?" Strange people babble about condolences.
The green-haired lion slowly opened his eyes: "No...... It's okay, it's okay, I forgot that this bald man has automatic defense, poof......"
This Nima ...... It's speechless.
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the Leo monster fell to the ground head-onβ
"I ...... I lost. β
20,000 eccentrics were so shocked that they couldn't say a word.
Why did this suddenly die? You are a monster with dragon-level strength, the leader of the terrifying Lion Camel Ridge men's group, and the super-top existence on this planet!
Why was he thrown down by a bald head and a hoof???
At this time, Tang San finally woke up faintly, looking at the scene in front of him, touching the back of his shiny head, completely unaware of what was happening.
"Oops! Where are there so many monsters!" He was taken aback, there was a lot of darkness around him, and there were so many strange people at any time, and he simply fell into the nest of weirdos.
"And ...... The monk is awake!" I don't know who shouted, and the strange people present were so frightened that they crawled on the ground and fled.
Tang San himself was also scared, what are these weirdos running away, where are the monks?
Oh...... That's what he said.
Got up and saw the blue-haired lion monster lying on the ground, oops, it was really miserable, Tang San couldn't bear to look at it, and went into the water and dripped.
"Brother Lion, you ...... Don't you worry, do you?"
The green-haired lion struggled to prop himself up and leaned against a stone, and his face was full of dying, and he only listened to his weak mouth.
"Careless...... I didn't expect that in this world, there are still super S-level heroes surviving...... Ahem...... Not all are wolves. Cleared......"
"Heroes? Bad wolf?" The more Tang San listened, the more confused he became, the heroes were all eaten by wolves? Is this a ghost story?
"What wolf is so fierce? The poor monk wanted to meet for a while. Tang San pondered, the wolf that can eat all the heroes and heroes is definitely not an ordinary wolf, could it be that there has been a wolf disaster recently?
"Hehe......" the Leo Monster sneered, "Don't worry, you'll be able to see that wolf soon...... Ahem......"
"Oh? It's nearby?"
"Hmph......" The green lion monster knows in his heart that as long as there is a hero in this world, the evil wolf husky will come to hunt thousands of miles away, and he will never allow any hero to exist in this world.
Seeing that the green lion monster didn't answer, Tang San didn't ask any more, since the victory and defeat had been decided, there was no reason for him to continue to entangle here.
The poor monk took his leave.
Throwing down the green lion monster, Tang San opened his legs and prepared to leave this place of right and wrong.
"Hey, where is the iron donkey?" Looking around, I only found my own vase and pottery bowl, but there was no trace of the electric car.
That's embarrassing...... I also expect to ride an iron donkey back to the Tang Kingdom.
"That's fine."
Tang San was no longer entangled, put down the matter of the iron donkey, and looked for the light in the distance and prepared to leave the cave.
I didn't take a few steps when suddenly there was a loud shout-
"Stop!"
Well?
"Hurt my eldest brother, and you still want to leave?" There was an unstoppable pride in his voice.
Tang San looked around, but saw a tall figure faintly emerging in the darkness.
And weirdos who aren't afraid of death?
"What?"
The figure approached, and a "thick" intestine appeared in the field of vision-
"Huh?" Tang San's eyes widened, it was the first time he had seen someone with a "big sausage" on his face, and they all hung down to the ground.
Good guy, I don't know when I'm walking down the street, I think it's ...... It's so immoral!
"Your Excellency is so handsome, this fat intestine is really gluttonous." Can't help but praise.
The person who came immediately stopped: "You said this is a fat intestine?"
Tang San couldn't hold back his laughter with a "poof".
The person who came was stunned for a second, and then he jumped like thunder, rushed to the side of the green lion monster and shook his body vigorously: "Big brother! This grandson scolded me for being a fat intestine! This grandson actually scolded me for being fat! I can't bear it anymore! Ahh
Shook the shoulders of the blue-haired lion frantically, swaying him to the point of spitting blood.
"Calm down! Calm down! Second brother! If you shake it again, your big brother will shake your horse to death!" The green-haired lion wailed in pain.
The "fat intestine" quickly stopped: "Big brother! It doesn't matter to you! You're not dead, are you? Big brother!"
The green-haired lion was lying on the stone, out of breath.
The "fat intestine" turned his face suddenly, and roared at Tang San with a hideous face: "Bald donkey! You're dead!"
Only then did Tang San see clearly that this was a "fat intestine", which was clearly a huge long and thick elephant trunk.
That's right, it's the second leader of the Lion Camel Ridge Men's Group - the White Elephant Weirdo!
The white elephant turned around and asked the blue-haired lion with concern: "Big brother, why were you beaten like this?" Whoever did it, I can't kill him if I say it! Nana's. β
The green lion monster shook his head weakly: "Second brother...... My third brother and I are no match for him...... You just pull it down...... Just the two of you. β
The white elephant monster was directly angry, and pinched the powder fist hammer and he was careful: "Look down on me? Look down on me four no? Believe it or not, I beat you to death? Believe it or not, I beat you to death? β
"Ahem, ahem, ahem...... Stop, stop, stop! I'm dying! You're taking it easy! β
The white elephant hurriedly stopped, and kept pleasing the green lion monster: "Big brother, big brother! Don't die yet! Tell me your Huabei password first! β
"I'm ......"
Tang San next to him looked at the black line on his face, what are these two beasts doing here? Play house!
"If there is nothing to do, the poor monk will take his leave first."
"Want to go?! Leave your dog's life first!"