Those years, that little thing

Tang San hadn't reacted yet, but he saw something creeping up from under his feet.

"Snake!"

Tang San was most afraid of snakes, those slippery little skin, those gloomy little eyes, and the bifurcated little letters...... It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!

The "white python" circled all the way along his trouser legs, coiling directly around his whole body to his neck, "exhaling" and spitting out a poisonous gas, making him dizzy.

Oops, that's been decades of bad breath! Isn't it the leeks you ate last time?!

Tang San was choked and almost suffocated, and finally opened his eyes to see, how could the head of this "white python" be a big black hole?

Lying down, it was actually the thick elephant's trunk - when did this trunk come running!

"Hehe, bind Prey, the preservation of the original image!" The white elephant monster was still squatting in place, but the elephant's trunk acrobatically poked out seven or eight meters long and tied it to Tang San.

This nose also has a telescopic skill?

"Dog leash!"

With a roar, the elephant's trunk instantly expanded more than ten times, as if it had become a giant vacuum cleaner and sucked it with its mouth open.

Not to mention Tang San, this vacuum cleaner is more than enough to hold an elephant.

"Good boy!"

Tang San was so stupid that he forgot to resist, seeing that he was about to be swallowed into his nose-

"Stop!"

A heroic reprimand under Lang Lang Qiankun! The parties were all stunned on the spot.

Tang San turned his head, but saw that the person who shouted was none other than ......

Blue-haired lion monster?!

The white elephant weirdo looked uncertain: "Big brother? What are you doing, you are shocked, don't you know that my second brother has a bad heart?"

"Let him go...... Let him go!" When the blue-haired lion said this, it seemed to exert the strength of half his life.

These words directly made the two of them stupid, didn't this green-haired lion want to eat Tang San's with all his heart, why did he let him go again?

The white elephant was stunned, and then smiled: "Big brother is humorous, when are you still teasing me?" Naughty~"

"Me! Say! Put! He! Let's go!" The green lion monster is word-by-word, sonorous, powerful, and unquestionable!

At that moment, something seemed to be knocked open in Tang San's heart, and it suddenly brightened, only to feel that the world was vast, and it was vast and bright that people had never had.

What's going on with this, Nuan Nuan is very intimate?

"Hahaha!" The laughter came from the white elephant weirdo, and then in the blink of an eye, his fierce face was revealed, and his facial features were almost distorted to the point of exploding-

"What are you nervous about?! Don't you want to come to the door for nothing? What are you doing?!" actually yelled at the regiment commander.

The blue-haired lion lying on the ground turned his face slightly, raised his eyelids, and didn't say anything, just looked at the white elephant, just watched, but there was an aura of not being angry and arrogant, and it rushed straight to the door.

The white elephant monster took a step back tremblingly, his lips trembling, and his expression softened: "That...... So since the eldest brother decides to do it...... I also ...... second brother Don't dare to disobey. ”

"Hiss......" Tang San exclaimed in his heart, this green-haired lion was really a hero in the world, and he trained the dragon-level monster to be obedient with one look. , how many people in the world are so domineering?

Amazing!

"Let's go......" These words were said to Tang San.

At this time, Tang San didn't know what to say, he blinked his eyes vigorously, scratched his bald head, and didn't know whether to say anything in response.

After all, people are suddenly going to let themselves go, how to say that it is also a friendship.

"But the eldest brother ......" the white elephant monster is not dead.

"Needless to say! This is a Chinese New Year dish...... He deserves it. Becoming a king or defeating a king, there is nothing to say......" The green-haired lion took a deep breath and turned his head, and there seemed to be a faint unwillingness between his eyebrows.

The white elephant's face turned white, but there was nothing he could do.

Tang San still didn't think of what to say, he opened his mouth for a long time, and finally could only smile lightly and turn his head to leave.

"Wait!" The green-haired lion suddenly shouted again, does he have to change his hexagram?

I knew it! Tang San turned his head sharply and looked directly at the Green Leo Monster!

"Loved...... Phew! The head of the regiment would like to ask one last question. Leon's eyes turned serious.

Tang San answered: "But it doesn't hurt to say it!"

"May I ask for the Chinese New Year...... How did you practice that auto-defense? ”

Just this question?

That's it?

However, as soon as he heard this, the white elephant's eyes lit up and he became interested.

Tang San thought for a moment and replied, "Do you want to hear it?"

"Uh-huh."

“…… But I don't want to talk about it. ”

"Poof!" A mouthful of old blood spurted out, spraying the white elephant in the face.

Tang San smiled faintly and walked away. Just took a few steps and turned around: "Huh? Why do I want to talk about it?"

"What is this!"

Tang San took a deep breath, raised his head, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, fell into the mixed memories of those years, and then began to talk about this nostalgia......

"Anyway, it was a night before the Qingming Festival, when I was still young, my mother hadn't given birth to me, and I was ...... at that time."

"Getting to the point!"

"When I was learning art, my master often sneaked into my room at night, touched my kang head, and ...... handle."

As soon as he heard this, the white elephant weirdo suddenly took out his mobile phone and typed quickly: "Wow, I want to write it down, it's so exciting!" The big monk doesn't sleep late at night, and he touches the little monk's room, whether it is to make up for classes at night or turn off the lights for fear of dark......"

“……”

“……”

"Huh? Why don't you say it, just heard the point, go on. The Leo Monster and the White Elephant were urging at the same time.

Tang San glared at the innocent Kazlan's big eyes, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, with a look of "What?" I'm done."

The green lion monster and the white elephant monster were confused: "The handle ......"

"Handles?"

"It's just a handle...... "Afraid that Tang San wouldn't understand, the white elephant monster also made a demonstration of touching the fish to show him.

"Oh......"

"Oh?? And then what?"

Tang San touched his bald head embarrassedly: "Oh, it's anyway...... Master! Ah...... Anyway, you know, just ...... Ha ha...... It's done!"

"Then how did you get it, you didn't say it!"

I'm in a hurry!

"That's it...... That's it...... It's just at night...... Ay? Why am I embarrassed - wait!" Tang San suddenly became excited, "Do you want me to betray my master!" Are you trying to sow discord between our master and apprentice! I knew it!"

"I ...... Grass, don't talk about it. ”

Tang San laughed: "Oh, it's just that little thing between master and apprentice~"

"What's the matter?"

"Oh, don't you know everything~"

"What do I know?" The green lion monster looked confused, "What do I know when I'm lying here in a dead state?" Second brother, he said I know! What do I know? I don't even know what I know!"

The white elephant smiled meaningfully: "Isn't it...... Hey, hey, hey. ”。

Tang San hurriedly retorted sternly: "What do you think!" In order to train my defense, the master used a knife to cut me every night, otherwise how do you think I practiced this instinctive defense!"

I see!

The green lion banged his head against the wall, and the white elephant threw the phone directly.

The truth is revealed.

"Let's go. Let's go!" This green lion monster responded, and I looked forward to it for a long time, that's it?

That's it?????

Tang San was also very innocent: "Isn't it what you want to hear, you are still not happy to tell you, do you think the poor monk wants to tell you!" Lose! ”

Isn't that what he wants to say?

The white elephant freak couldn't bear it any longer: "Bald donkey! Death to Lao Tzu!"

Just in an instant, a bright sword fell on Tang San's bald head.

泚泚泚——