Chapter 558: The Helpless Female Overlord
Lingshan Hall.
Sun Wukong was not interested in the impostor player, he just wanted to find Tang Seng quickly, and said lazily: "Buddha Master, you don't look good at Lingshan monsters, let her take my master captive, if you don't give my grandson an explanation, my grandson won't leave." ”
The Buddha smiled and said, "You monkey head, I have already told you that it was the snow lion who kidnapped your master, what more do you want to explain?" ”
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "The Buddha said that it was the snow lion who kidnapped my master, but he didn't say where the snow lion was, and she could hide the demonic spirit, but let my old grandson go to find it?" ”
The Buddha smiled and said, "You monkey head will be lazy, where the snow lion kidnaps your master, your master will naturally be there." The bell must also be tied to the bell person, this matter has the participation of different people, most of them have to fall on the different people, Tang Seng is the body of the ninth Yuanyang, just look for a person who is more than three Yuanyang bodies, you can find Tang Seng for you. ”
Before Sun Wukong could say more, the Buddha shook his head and said: "Don't be verbose, you go back to the old slope, there are strangers coming to look for you." ”
In the second-order leveling area of the Blood Sea, the leopard demon player Wyging's claw shadow danced, and cleanly killed the three ghosts who had not died in vain.
Just as he was about to continue slaughtering monsters, a bald player next to him shook his head and said, "Leopard, I won't level up today, I received a task that is a bit bullish." ”
Wyging said with a look of disbelief: "You're just a second-order, you're leveling up every time you are resurrected, which NPC has nothing to do when you're full, and will issue you a task?" ”
The bald player coughed dryly twice, and pronounced the Buddha's horn: "Amitabha! Sins sin, leopard, you can't blaspheme the Buddha like this. ”
Seeing that the bald player didn't seem to be fake, the leopard demon widened his eyes and said, "Isn't it?" It is said that there are countless players waiting in the Great Lei Yin Temple, and someone has received a task from the Buddha and Bodhisattva, but if he never ignores the player, he will take the initiative to release the task to you? ”
"You don't understand the world of chickens."
The bald player pretended to be profound, and his game name was Sad Old Man, who practiced Buddhism as soon as he entered the game. Huaguoshan Nuwa mends the sky copy, he and the crazy second master, the leopard demon Wyging, the turtle demon who was once known as the god, the fox demon and the autumn wind teamed up, and everyone has become good friends since then.
The crazy second master is the most special, he likes to be alone, and the other four often team up to play games together. Some time ago, the sad old man met a wild monk on the outskirts of his daughter's country, perhaps because of the same profession, the wild monk favored him and took the initiative to chat with him about some gossip.
The wild monk said that Tang Seng was the body of the ninth Yuanyang, so he was popular with female goblins on the way west, and everyone wanted to merge with him. If the Inhuman experiences the Ninth Generation, he can also have the body of the Ninth Yuanyang, and at that time, as long as he contributes to the Ninth Yuanyang, he can solve the curse of the Daughter Country.
The Sad Old Man triggers the quest, and in order to complete this quest, the player must reincarnate in the ninth life, and in each life they must cultivate to the third order. Accepted the task,The sad old man began a bitter leveling journey.,The first three levels are all leveling to fight monsters.,After each reincarnation, the leveling practice is until I want to vomit.。
The leopard demon, the turtle demon and the fox demon are very righteous, and after knowing this task, they arrange a person to spar every day.
Even so, it took two months for the sad old man to reincarnate in the fifth life at this time, and he was still four lives away from the ninth Yuanyang.
It is rumored that an NPC in the game revealed that once a player reaches the fourth level, the game may turn on the real mode, and the player's death will be reincarnated like the NPC. This kind of reincarnation players are absolutely unwilling, because how to reincarnate after death is all determined by Yin Si.
Reincarnation is completely random, most of them will become ordinary, and their cultivation talent will be miserable. At that time, players will miss fighting monsters and leveling up, because even if there are many resources, it is not easy to cultivate the first three levels of physical mortal fetus.
If you are not satisfied with the role of reincarnation and want to commit suicide and do it again, it is a complete waste of time. First of all, you have to stay in the city for at least a long time, plus you commit suicide for no reason, you didn't contribute much in the previous life, and there will be no good results in reincarnation.
If there really is such a real mode, the difficulty for the sad old man to complete the task will inevitably increase greatly, and now that some players in the game have cultivated to the peak of the third order, there is not much time left for him.
The task issued by the Lord of the Buddha is very simple, let him go to the old Luopo of Nanbu Prefecture, and find Tang Seng with the help of their mutual induction.
The old slope is a nameless cave, and the entrance of the cave is covered by many weeds, so you can't tell that it is a monster cave at all. With the help of the licking dog, Shi Feixue is not like other monsters who pay attention to pomp, so she carefully arranged a hidden cave, and there is not even a stone door.
At this time, Shi Feixue only wore a belly pocket, sitting on the chair with a dejected face, and Tang Seng closed his eyes and did not look at her. Yesterday she made an attempt, which is what a certain type of criminal has done in reality, but she can't do it.
At the beginning, Shi Feixue kept teasing Tang Seng, and even argued with Tang Seng, but unfortunately, no matter how good her ventriloquist was, Tang Seng always didn't understand the amorous feelings. Slowly, she ran out of patience and was ready to be a female overlord, and Tang Seng reluctantly took him on him.
It is easy for a male overlord to take a bow, and it is much more difficult for a female overlord, but it is not impossible. It's a pity that Tang Seng is too firm, she wants to have a friendship with Guan Bao, but Guan has always been a hose, and of course she can't hand it over.
In order to get what she wanted, Shi Feixue did not hesitate to spend her blood, cast a spell to stun Tang Seng, and tried what the nine-headed lion king asked her to do but she was unwilling to do. After a while, she thought there would be changes, but unfortunately there was no golden hoop stick that she hoped for...... Fire Book Bar
Tang Seng woke up from a coma, didn't know what he had experienced, and saw that the concubine Xue was disheveled, and immediately closed his eyes and recited the Buddha's name.
Shi Feixue suddenly howled and cried, and said in a lamented voice: "Why is it that the elders are not hard where they should be hard, but they are so hard where they shouldn't. ”
Tang Seng didn't want to offend her ruthlessly, so he closed his eyes and said: "If the female king wants to talk about Zen with the poor monk, it is better to put on her clothes first, what you say should be hard or not, but the poor monk can't understand." ”
Concubine Xue Xue said with tears in her eyes: "The elder's heart is too hard, I have served with all my heart for a long time, but you don't want to look at me more, how good it would be for other places to be as hard as their hearts." ”
"Amitabha."
Tang Seng didn't understand what the female monster said, he just recited the Buddha's name, and Shi Feixue just played the piano to the cow. To do that, he still failed to get what he wanted, and Tang Seng, who was extremely firm in his Zen heart, had no desire when he was unconscious.
There is no way to be a female overlord, and Shi Feixue no longer has the heart to tease, and begins to think about how to end it. Quietly leaving Lingshan made a mistake, she also kidnapped Tang Seng to plot misdeeds, and she definitely couldn't please Lingshan when she returned to Lingshan, she didn't know what to do at all.
"The Nine-Headed Lion King is quite knowledgeable, so why don't I go to him first and see if he has any way. This Tang Dynasty monk doesn't know anything, I'm not afraid that he will run away when I leave here, but if I go out and delay for too long, will he starve to death? ”
Shi Fei Xue was thinking wildly, and suddenly a voice came from above her head: "Amitabha! Sun Dasheng, Elder Tang should be around here, you can see if there are any caves or anything like that. ”
Sun Wukong arched his hand and said: "Thank you for helping, my old grandson doesn't need to open his eyes, he can guess where the monster is hidden, and you go to Lingshan to find the Buddha to receive the reward." ”
Sun Monkey was invited in his heart, and the sad old man of the strange man was helping, but that was the face of the old man, why should I ask my old grandson to reward him?
The sad old man couldn't help but smile bitterly, the task released by Rulai was very clear, and Tang Seng and his apprentice would reward him, after all, this was a matter for the master and apprentice. This task is not difficult, even if the Tang monk and apprentice are so poor, it is good to remember a love verbally, but Sun Monkey pushed it cleanly.
On the surface, he was smiling bitterly, but the sad old man didn't really care, and he wasn't ready to go to Lingshan to find the Buddha to ask for a reward. Anyway, it's the task issued by the Buddha, and I did it seriously, and the person you entrusted didn't give a reward, and it was me who suffered after all, no matter how big or small, you always had to remember your personal feelings.
The sad old man left, and Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick from his ear, shook it one zhang long and short bowl mouth, and smashed the boulder in the weeds with one stick, revealing the black hole.
Shi Feixue was already panicked when she heard the words "Sun Dasheng", knowing that she was not an opponent. Thoughtful, she knelt down in front of Tang Seng and begged bitterly: "Elder Tang, the little demon has made a big mistake for a while, and I hope that the elder will spare my life for the sake of the little demon's dedicated service!" When I return to Lingshan, I will definitely practice meditation with peace of mind. ”
Tang Seng didn't know that he was molested by a female monster when he was unconscious, and he happily pronounced the Buddha's horn and said: "It's good that the female king can wake up, it's not in vain that I have been talking to you about Zen all these days, God has the virtue of a good life, I will definitely let the disciple spare your life." ”
Sun Wukong is really not ready to spare the life of the female monster, Tang Seng likes to wronged monkeys, but there is one thing that is really not wronged - this monkey has always been spicy.
Although he himself is a monster, every time he subdues demons and destroys demons, he always wants to beat the monster to death with a stick, and the six-eared macaque who is the four monkeys of the mixed world is also poisoned.
Previously, in the Lingshan Hall, the Lord of the Buddha mentioned the snow lion quite kindly, and he had a bad heart at that time. Anyway, Buddhism has no one to accompany him, pretending to be crazy and stupid to kill the monster with a stick, even if Lao Er is unhappy, there is no way to find my grandson.
"Youkai watch and fight."
The cave is like an altar, and the entrance of the cave can only accommodate one person in and out, but the bottom is very spacious. Sun Wukong landed at the bottom of the cave, saw the monster with his back to him, and even wanted to kill it with a stick.
"Goku stop."
Tang Seng protected the female monster, and pronounced the Buddha's horn: "This female king is a goblin who cultivates in Lingshan, and she is born with Huigen, although she has made a mistake for a while, she will not die if she is guilty, Wukong, you spare his life!" ”
Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Master intercedes for this monster, isn't it a good thing that she was kidnapped by her, if this is the case, I should call him a master, where do I dare to do something to my master." ”
Tang Seng's face turned red, and he said angrily: "You monkey head dare to talk nonsense again, don't you deceive me that I won't recite the mantra?" ”
Sun Monkey was recited the mantra before, and the most unheard at this time was these three words, and his strange eyes widened: "My old grandson was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he subdued demons all the way to protect you from the west, how can you not kill monsters?" ”
After speaking, he cast a trick, and his real body appeared behind Tang Seng, and he smashed it towards the snow lion with a stick.